01x09 - Sonic and the Secret Scrolls

[bunniefuu]

Blue streak speeds by,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Too fast for the naked eye,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

Look out when he storms through,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Don't doubt what he can do,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

He's the fastest thing alive.

He's the fastest thing alive!

Sonic the Hedgehog [SatAM] Episode 5:
Sonic and the Secret Scrolls

What's up, guys?

We have a surprise for you, Sonic.

Cool! I love surprises.

That's good 'cuz this one's gonna put you right up on cloud nine, Sugarhog.

Are we there yet?

I hate going this slow.

Boring!

Almost there, sugar.

We're here, Sonic.

So what's the big surprise?

Ta-da!

Where'd that come from?

We built it from scratch.

Sonic, isn't it past cool?

Yes, yes. Way past cruel.

We call it the Freedom Stormer.

It's really great.

We're flying it to Maga to look for the Secret Scrolls.

What's a "Maga"?

It's an ancient city hidden deep in the great mountains.

So, what's a secret scroll?

My father told me the scrolls had great powers...

...but that no one has been able to find them.

Sure. That's why they're called "secret" scrolls.

Well, I think we can find them.

And you're gonna fly there in that air jalopy?

You can only see Maga from the air.

And it's not a jalopy.

Nicole, boot up the map of Maga.

Accessing, Sally.

This is Maga.

I really researched this and found these markers.

They'll lead us straight to the temple where the scrolls are.

Plan won't fly, Sal.

Yes, it will.

- No way.
- It will.

- Won't.
- Will.

Won't!

Stop that and give me one good reason.

Because you'll be a sitting duck for the Stealth Bombers.

We can fly at night.

Robotnik's radar will pick you up in a Sonic second.

We can fly low, under the radar.

I don't like it. I'm not going.

And I don't think you should go either.

Sonic, we can use the scrolls' power against Robotnik.

We are going. With or without you.

Okay, okay. I'll go.

But I'm using the old ground transportation.

I'll follow you.

Right rudder.

Check.

Left rudder.

Check.

Antoine.

Tell me the truth. Are you all afraid of flying?

Moi? I am a-scared of abso-toot-ly not one thing.

Turn us loose, Sonic!

Roger.

Good luck!

Magnifique! I love to fly so much like the birds and the bees.

Rotor, what's wrong?

Throttle's locked up!

Give me a hand!

Come on, Rotor! Pull! Pull!

Yes!

Man, too close for the old comfort.

Juice it loose time.

How far to Maga now, my Princess?

Maga should be right over this next mountain, Antoine.

Oh, my!

Magnifique.

It's even more incredible than legend describes.

Just look at that ground come rushing up to meet us. Looks like we're-

Bunnie! Will you please to be shutting up your own face?

Oh, man! We'll never stop this crate in time!

Antoine, shut up!

Hey, we're slowing down.

Aw, man. Too close.

I thought...

Never mind what I thought.

Can Bunnie open her eyes now?

Yep. It's okay. We're safe.

My, oh my. Look at all that solid ground, Antoine.

Antoine?

Everyone cool?

Antoine, you all look a little on the greenish side.

For Ant, that's normal.

I 'ave never feeling more fine in my entire day.

- Well?
- Well, what?

Aren't you gonna thank me?

- For what?
- For saving ya.

Sonic, we were in the plane.

If we had gone off the cliff, we would be flying.

Good point.

But where would ya land?

Good point.

Thank you, Sonic.

For what?

That is truly amazin'.

Yo, Sal. What's that?

The Arrow Stone. It marks the entrance to the ancient city.

W-w-what is that sound?

I don't know, Ant.

Maybe it's a MONSTER!

What's it say, Sally-girl?

I don't know. It's the ancient language of Mobius.

Nicole, can you translate?

Translation.

We do not see things as they are.

We see things as WE are.

Well, I am shoeless.

You mean "clueless", Ant.

Let's do it, Sal.

Okay.

First we have to get through that hedge.

That hedge? No prob.

Careful, Sonic! Magan legends say the city is booby-trapped!

Me? Trip a trap? I don't think so!

Spin to win time!

What is this now?

That's incredible.

How'd it do that?

This place is giving me some creepies.

I bet the temple is on the other side of that wall.

I think you're right, Bunnie. It is.

Cool. But how do we get over?

What's next, Sal?

Well, we have to find the first marker, the Chair.

Strange.

That sound is always right on schedule. It sounds every 2.10 minutes.

We gotta find shelter!

I run behind that pillar! Grab on!

Hang tight!

Yo, guys! Where did everybody go?

Here we are, Sonic.

Where? I can't see ya.

Man, that is too weird.

That shadow makes you invisible.

I am still not liking this place too much.

Come on. We got a lot to do.

Nicole, translate!

Translation.

What one cannot achieve in learning, one will achieve in the light of day.

This stuff boggles the hedgehog mind.

It will become clear eventually.

I hope.

According to Maga's history...

...each marker represents a test based on the ancient degrees of awareness.

Intelligence, spirit, and courage.

In which only the worthy can succeed.

That's 3 degrees but there's only 2 markers, right?

Right. It does boggle the mind.

I am so tired, I could pop.

Sally, what are we looking for?

Something called the Chair.

The bed sound too much nicer.

What kind of chair?

I don't know.

Yep. Definitely a chair.

Yeow! You are sizzlin', hedgehog!

[i]What one cannot achieve in learning, one will achieve in the light of day.

Just like the inscription.

Good work, Sonic.

So now what, Sal?

I think we sit.

Oh my stars! This must be the place!

It is. Come on!

Sally, why are there 2 scrolls?

One is a fake.

If we approach the wrong platform, the temple will explode.

Explode?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Man, they sure don't make this easy.

Somewhere, there is an answer.

Hey, what about all those hieroglyphics Nicole's been translating?

Yes. Yes, the Arrow Stone.

We each see things differently.

That's it!

It-it is?

Yes. We overcame the first obstacle, the Chair.

With our intelligence.

Thank you, thank you.

Then this is the second degree of awareness, spirit.

Yo, that's us, the Freedom Fighters.

Yeah, we're survivors!

That's it!

Only one way to find out

I can do this.

I cannot see this.

Sal?

What's it say, Sally-girl?

Nicole!

Translate!

[i]Accessing.

[i]The Secret Scrolls of Maga contained herein are the 7 wonders of Mobius.

[i]Powerful natural wonders but dangerous if misused.

Nicole, we're waiting.

[i]The first wonder is the wind tunnel called "the Breath of Mobius".

Blowhole.

That's where the big wind came from.

That's cool. What's next?

Courage.

Say what?

There are 3 degrees of awareness.

The last test is courage.

Surprise!

Give me the scrolls, Princess!

That ain't gonna happen, Robuttnik. Snooze, ya loose.

As usual, you are making a serious mistake, hedgehog.

Give me a Sonic second, Robuttnik.

Sal, when I juice, you guys run for it.

Be careful, Sonic.

I'm waiting, hedgehog.

Hey! That's my line!

Listen, I'd like to hang with you buttheads...

...but I gotta juice.

Get him!

Find that hedgehog!

You called?

Well, rodent, this time it's just you and me.

I know I'm thrilled.

Adieu, hedgehog.

Stand still, you miserable hedgehog!

I aim to please. How's this?

Perfect.

Give it up, Robuttnik.

Snively, launch the Stealth Orb.

Yes, sir.

There is something too scary about this place.

Relax. It's just the Breath of Mobius.

That's the first time we've heard the wind in the temple.

You're right, Bunnie.

Maybe we're close to finding a way out.

Come on. We'll follow the sound.

Are you okay, Antoine?

Uh, oui. Yes, of course. I am half past cool.

Hey, you found the way out, Antoine.

Eh, b-but natural. I am always knowing whatever I am doing.

Come on.

Look over there!

Got you.

Yes!

No way!

The hedgehog cannot escape, Snively.

No, sir.

Yo, Sal! You in here?

Sal? Where are-

Here we are, Sonic.

Robuttnik's got some mega-orb tracking me. I can't shake it.

I have an idea.

Nicole, boot up the Breath of Mobius diagram.

[i]Accessing, Sally.

The Breath of Mobius runs along this side of the ruins.

Now the winds blow at a speed of 175 miles per hour.

Yeah! That wind is a major blower. Glad I thought of it.

The alcove is connected to the wind tunnel.

You can hide there but you'll get hit by the winds.

Moi? That ain't gonna happen. The hedgehog can outrun any wind.

Listen up, Ro-butt-ski! The ol' evil eye here is pretty cool...

...but it'll never catch the hedgehog.

Less than 2 minutes before the Breath of Mobius.

You're really slippin' evil eye.

Let's see a little slash 'n' dash; a little rip 'n' zip.

Juice time!

Where is the hedgehog, Snively?

He seems to have disappeared, sir.

There he is!

Now we have him.

Look around, hedgehog. You're trapped.

Do come out and spare us all this drama, won't you?

I'm in here Robuttnik! Come and get me!

Send in the Stealth Orb!

Show yourself, pincushion!

I'm tired of your monotonous games.

Ten seconds to showtime.

Eight seconds.

Come on, Robuttnik! What are you trying to do? Bore me out of here?

Snively, what is that sound?

I don't know, sir.

Root 'n' scoot time!

Sonic!

Are you okay, Sonic?

Yeah, but Robotnik isn't. He's history.

Robotnik dead? I just can't believe it.

Believe it.

You have the scrolls, Sal?

Right here.

Are you coming with us?

On one condition.

I'm afraid to ask.

Don't be afraid.

Okay, okay. What is the condition?

I get to fly the plane.

Too cool.

This is to be the end of my handsome self as I know it.

I liked it better when Sonic traveled by sneakers.

Yeehaw!

The hedgehog will pay dearly for this, Snively.

Mark my words.