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(Crunch) (Glass cracks)
(Splat)
(Crash)
- Is it just me?
Or is this macaroni a little hard?
- Dude, you're not supposed to eat it.
We're supposed to glue it to this lame house.
- We won't have enough to finish!
- Spit it out!
- (Blah)
- Cool! Do it again!
- Okay!
(Sniffs)
- Ugh! (Splat)
- Shh! I smell something! (Sniffing)
- What is it, Owen?! Huh? Huh?
What is it boy?!
I... Smell... Caaaaaaake!
- Why hello, Owen!
I'm Cakey the cake-smell!
Mmmm, I'm delicious!
- (Salivating)
- I don't see any cake.
- If Owen says there's cake, there's cake.
After it, boy!
- (Barking)
- Tee-hee! Bet you can't catch me!
- (Barking) - Whoa!
(Cakey giggles)
- (Barking)
Duncan: Whoaaaa!
(Objects clatter)
- (Barking)
Oof!
(Cups clink)
- (Barking) - Hey, easy!
Ow-ow-ow-ow!
Ugh!
(Heavenly music)
All: Caaaaaaake!
- What? What are you doing?
- (Whimpers)
- Yes, cake. Izzy brought it in.
- I didn't know it was your birthday!
- Oh, it's not.
I just felt like cake today, so I told my mom
I'd rip out all my hair if she didn't bake me one.
I was all, gimme cake, gimme cake, gimme cake, gimme cake!
- Well, that's normal. - Good job.
- Can we eat now?
- Oh no! - (Dog yelp)
- It's not cake time yet! - What?!
- No! - Says who?!
- Remember what happened the last time we had cake
during the day?
Hey, kids! Who wants cake?!
(Snarls) (Ravenous eating)
(Crazed laughing) Caaaake!
Cake-ity cake-cake!
(Laughing)
Caaaaaaaaaaake!
- Boing, boing, boing!
- What have I done... what have I done?!
It was chaos, remember?! All: Yeah!
- No cake until the end of the day!
- (Crying)
- That way when y'all go sugar-bonkers,
it's your parent's problem.
It's my little way of getting revenge.
For sending cake.
- Aw man, I want that cake bad!
- Oh, me too!
My mouth won't stop watering if it knows cake is here.
- Hey mouth, what's with the drool?
- It's nose's fault! He smelt cake!
- Oh sure, blame me!
- Did anyone get a load of those corner pieces?
- You mean the ones on the corners?!
- What about them?
- Are you kidding me?
Each corner piece had five times the cakey-ness
and ten times the icing-osity!
- She'll probably keep one for herself,
then give the other three corners to her best buddies!
Well... too bad we're not her best buddies.
- Then how do we get them?
- I guess we could fake being her best buddies all day
just to get one...
but who's that dishonest? Not me.
Later, my beautiful cake!
- So Owen's plan sound good?
- Yuh-huh!
- So all we gotta do is buddy up with Izzy
and we each get a corner piece?!
How hard could that be?!
- (Humming)
- Riiiiight...
- Corner pieces. Focus on the corner pieces.
- All done. Now, who else wants a hair cut?!
Hello, fluffy bunny.
Guess who's not gonna be fluffy for long.
All: Hi, Izzy! - Hi.
- We were trying to figure out what to do for play time.
- And we were like, Izzy would know!
She's the best! At being buddies.
- (whisper) Best buddies, best buddies.
- Really? Ya, I have tons of ideas!
Follow me!
(Giggles)
Come on, guys. A little deeper into the dark.
Leshawna: Wow. This sure is fun.
- Not spooky at all...
- Hee-hee-heeeeeee!!!
- Gahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
- (Sobbing)
- It's me... Izzy!
- Wow, so great.
I...I love surprises.
- That's the neat thing about the dark.
There could be anything in here!
-(Gasp) I peed a little.
- Who's ready for dodgeball!!!
(Rapid sh**ting)
- You sure this is how it's played?!
- How are we supposed to dodge?!
- Weeee! Isn't this fun, guys?
(Rapid sh**ting)
(Scramming)
- And I'm outta balls.
Ooh, wanna play tether ball instead?!
All: Yes!
- Here it comes!
- (Frightened gasps)
(Whooshing) - Oof!
Ow! My glasses.
- Bull's eye! Hahahahaha-- Oof!
- Izzy? You know any other games?
- (Gasp) Yeah I do!
To the kitchen!
This is called the wacky fun ghost pepper challenge!
They're called ghost peppers because if you eat one...
you might become a ghost! (Ooooooo)
- So what do you want us to do?
- Eat one. That's the game.
- They don't look so scary.
- Beats getting hit by dodge-balls.
(Crunching)
- Huh... kinda tangy.
(Fire alarm sounds)
(Whistling) (Rumbling)
(Fire breathing)
(Panting, fire whooshes)
(Fire sizzles)
(Exhales)
- (Screaming)
(Relieved sigh)
(Splash)
- (Screaming)
- Now kids, what seems to be the mater?
- Duncan breathed fire on me!
- Duncan, what have I said about breathing fire?
(Frantic mumbles)
- Uh-huh. I think you owe Courtney an apology.
(Whimpers)
- Now-now, that didn't sound like a real apology, did it?
(Fire whooshes, screaming)
- That's better.
Now you can have your water back.
- (Gulping) (Sighs)
Just to be clear, I didn't mean either of those apologies!
- Skydiving's so fun!
You guys are lucky I found so many parachutes!
Ready? All: No.
- Good! ! ! ! Jump!
(Screaming)
(Landing thuds)
(Pained moans)
- Izzy, best buddy.
These aren't parachutes.
- I think they're just backpacks.
- What's a backpack?
- (Slap)
- I had so much fun today!
It's so rad to have best buds like you!
(Gasp) I just thought of the perfect game!
- I can't take any more of this.
- This is what she does all day?
How is that girl still alive?
- Relax. You heard her. She called us her best buds.
We have those corner pieces in the bag.
- (Weak) All right!
(Pained moans)
- I've got a bad feeling about this...
- This game is called the Izzy gonna die daredevil car jump!
(Tires squeal, engine roars)
Yeeeeee haaaaaaaaw!
(Screams)
- You know what, guys? I think we lost that game...
(Pained groans)
- I think the thing that hurt most of all...
was not making the jump.
I know! Let's try again!
- That does it!
You know what I think of your "games"?!
- What?
Chef: Kids! It's the end of the day!
You know what that means...
Cake time!
- (Happy gasps)
Cake time!
- Yeahhhhhh!
- ♪ Corner, corner pieces! Corner, corner pieces! ♪
♪ Corner, corner pieces!
- Well, we did it, guys.
Time to reap our rewards and down some corners.
- I call a corner piece!
- (Gasp) You can't demand a corner piece!
That's not how it works!
- I think we should just be happy
with whatever slice we get.
- Yeah! All cake's created equal.
- Aw! That was beautiful.
Just for that you guys get corner pieces!
- What?!
Wait-wait-wait-wait...
- You can't give other people the corner pieces, Izzy,
we are your besties! Remember?
- I never promised you corner pieces.
- You mean I played your crazy games all day for nothing?!
I lost all feeling in my glasses!
(Attack yell)
- Whoa, Beth. Be nice.
- Thanks, Harold. You get a corner piece!
- No way! If he gets one I get one!
(Landing thud)
(Attack scream) (Splat)
- (Horrified gasps)
- The corner pieces! What have we done?!
- (Gasp) My cake is ruined!
- Oh, Izzy.
- Cake fiiiiiight!
- Noooooo!
(Splat) - (Gasp)
(Giggles)
(Splat)
All: (Laughing)
- Mmm... whooaaaa!
Wooohoooo!
(Playful laughter)
(Splat)
- Oh no! It's happening again!
- (Crazed laughter) Yeah!
- Wooaaa! Ho-ho-hooooo!
- Hey, get down!
(Splats)
01x07 - Cuttin' Corners
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Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.
Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.