01x01 - Abuela's Birthday/Cat Mail

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rosie's Rules". Aired: October 3, 2022 – present.*
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Series follows 5-year-old Rosie Fuentes as she investigates and learns about the area around her San Antonio, Texas home.
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01x01 - Abuela's Birthday/Cat Mail

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[bright music]

♪ Rosie has a lot that she wants to know ♪

♪ Can you mail a cat to your abuela's house ♪

♪ In Mexico

♪ How do stores get food Can you pogo stick to the moon ♪

♪ She's got a lot to learn and when she does ♪

♪ They're Rosie's Rules

♪ Hey

♪ Well that's new information

♪ She will always figure it out ♪

♪ So much to cheer about

♪ For Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

- Abuela's birthday!

[meowing]

[Rosie]: Gatita!

Gatita?

Hmm...

[Gatita meowing]

[gasps]

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...

Hmm...

[gasps]

Gatita?

Ah-ha!

Over here?

Where is that cutie ball cat?

[meowing]

Ah-ha!

[laughing]

i¡Te atrapé!

[laughing]

Rosie's Rule:

Always make time to play with your cutie ball cat.

[Iggy laughing] Huh?

Iggy, give that back!

[laughing]

Blocked by big sister Rosie!

And scooped up by Mom!

Thank you!

Time for your nap, little guy.

Iggy not tired!

[snoring]

[laughing]

What's that, Crystal?

It's so sparkly,

and, and shiny,

and purply!

It's the card I made for Abuela.

I'm sending it to her for her birthday.

[gasps]

It's Abuela's birthday?

My Abuela that I love so, so, so, so much?

[gasps]

We need to make her a birthday party!

Oh, yeah, it's a party!

For Abuela! Right here!

[both]: Oh, yeah! It's a party! For Abuela!

Wait.

We can't have a party for Abuela here.

Why not? [Gatita meowing]

Because she lives too far away.

See?

[Crystal]: We live in Texas,

and Abuela lives in Mexico City!

She can just get on an airplane and fly here!

It takes a lot of planning for a big trip on an airplane.

It does?

Take it from me, I'm .

So, she won't be able to come here today?

Sorry, Rosie.

Ooh, maybe there's another way to celebrate.

Aw, I forgot puffy stickers!

[Crystal]: I mean, how can you have a card

with no puffy stickers?

Aw...

I really want to have a birthday party for Abuela.

But how can I if she lives far away?

[meowing]

Wait a secamadoodle!

Crystal is sending Abuela a birthday card.

[meowing]

So maybe,

I can send Abuela a birthday party!

[meowing]

Vamos, Gatita!

Hmm...

Huh?

[meowing]

Now we can send it to her!

Abuela's going to love her party so, so, so, much!

[meowing]

Hmm... But how do I send a birthday party to Abuela?

I've gotta know!

♪ I have a great big question

♪ And I just can't let it go

♪ Yo quiero saberlo

♪ I really gotta know

How do I mail a birthday party to Abuela?

[gasps] Maybe...

♪ A wizard shows up on a giant stack of hay ♪

♪ He wraps the mail in a blanket ♪

♪ And poof, it goes away

♪ And then it pops up in front of a mouse ♪

♪ Who pushes it to Abuela's house ♪

[squeaking]

[laughing]

That would be supertastical.

[gasps] I can send Abuela's party in the mailbox!

[grunting]

I got this. I totally... got this!

[grunting]

Oh! Excuse me, sandwich.

¿Qué pasa, calabaza?

Nada empanada.

What's this?

It's a birthday party for Abuela.

In a box!

¿Una fiesta para Abuela? i¡Qué bueno!

I know!

I'm going to send this fiesta in the mail,

and she'll have the best birthday ever!

[meowing]

Hmm... Let me see this box.

Huh.

It's just, I can't tell where

this birthday fiesta is going.

I just told you.

It's going to Abuela!

Well, you know that. And I know that.

And Gatita knows that.

[meowing]

But the mail carrier doesn't know that.

So before you send it,

we need to write down Abuela's name and her address.

Uh, what's an address?

[meowing]

An address is the place where someone lives.

See these numbers on our house?

Yes.

[Rosie]: -!

[Papá]: Right.

And we live on Holden Street.

So our address is Holden Street,

San Antonio, Texas.

Mama Macaroni!

My house has an address!

Mmm! Okay.

I wrote Abuela's name and her address.

Beatríz Gómez. Molivos .

Mexico City

Gracias, Papá.

De nada.

Abuela's gonna love this.

Where did I put my sandwich?

[laughing]

[meowing]

I'll catch you!

[laughing]

[Papá]: Oiga venga para acá!

Whatya got there, Rosie Posie?

A birthday party for Abuela!

I have the name and the address.

That's the place where she lives.

Oh, what a great idea!

But this box needs one more thing.

What?

Postage!

That's how we pay to send the mail.

Well, that's new information!

Where am I gonna get that?

Follow me to Mom's Post Office!

Hello!

Welcome to Mom's Post Office.

How can I help you?

I need... posters!

Posters? Oh! You mean postage.

Oh... I need postage!

Ahh. I see.

Well, here at Mom's Post Office,

we have postage galore!

We have stamps! That's a kind of postage.

Let me see.

Oh, uh! Ooh, this is a big box!

'Cause there's a whole birthday party in there!

Then I think printing the postage would be best.

[gasps]

Whoa!

Thank you!

[Mom]: That should do it.

Thanks, Mom!

I mean, post office person!

[giggling]

Okay, Gatita.

I have Abuela's name...

[meowing] And her address.

[meowing] I have postage!

[meowing] Now I can mail it!

[grunting]

What happens now?

[Mom]: Now you just have to wait

for the mail carrier to get here.

The mail carrier?!

Uh-huh!

Peekaboo!

Iggy, where are your clothes?

[laughing]

[sighing]

I just wanted to send Abuela her birthday fiesta,

but it feels like it's taking forever,

and... [sighing]

I need to flop.

Rosie's Rule:

Sometimes flopping helps you get your feelings out.

Breathe in... [inhaling]

Breathe out... [exhaling]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out!

Hmm...

What can we do while we wait for the mail carrier?

[meowing]

I know... play!

[laughing]

Wee-hee!

[giggling]

[meowing]

That was so much fun.

[meowing]

[horn honking]

[gasps] The mail carrier is here!

[meowing]

Oh! Hi, Rosie!

Hi, Miss Maya!

I would like to mail this birthday party

to my Abuela, please.

I wanna mail this card to her, too.

I'll make sure these both get to your Abuela.

i¡OÓrale! Abuela's going to get her birthday party

in the mail! Today!

Well, in a few days.

In a few days!

♪ To get that mail to a friend

♪ You need a name address and stamp to send ♪

♪ To get that mail to the end

♪ You need a name address and stamp to send ♪

♪ Sending the mail's not hard

♪ It might be a package or card ♪

♪ It could have a long way to go ♪

♪ But when it arrives you'll be glad to know ♪

♪ Everyone loves to get a letter, they do ♪

♪ So maybe they could get one from you ♪

It was never a wizard, and it wasn't a mouse.

It's the mail carrier that comes to your house!

♪ To get that mail to a friend

♪ You need a name and address and a stamp then you send ♪

♪ To get that mail to the end

♪ You need a name address and stamp to send ♪

♪ You need a name and address and a stamp ♪

♪ And then you send

[phone ringing]

[Papá]: Fuentes Family! Abuela's calling!

Yay!

Awesome!

[gasps] i¡Tía! Javi!

[overlapping chattering]

We're here for Abuela's fiesta!

[all]: i¡Feliz cumpleaños! Happy birthday!

[party horns blowing]

[laughing] i¡Gracias, familia!

Thank you for my lovely birthday card, Crystal.

You're welcome.

Y, ¿qué es esto?

Open it, Abuela! i¡AÁbrelo!

[gasps] Wow!

[laughing]

I sent you a birthday party.

So now we can celebrate together!

[cheering]

i¡Qué bonito cumpleaños!

Te quiero, Rosalía.

I love you too, Abuela.

Rosie's Rule:

There's always a way to celebrate

with the people you love.

Even if you're far away.

[meowing]

Or really close!

[laughing]

- Cat Mail!

[meowing]

[Papá]: Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi!

Mi, mi, mi, mi!

♪ Estas son las mañanitas

♪ Que cantábamos aquí

♪ A las muchachas bonitas Se las cantamos así ♪

♪ Así!

[laughing]

i¡Ay qué lindo!

i¡Feliz cumpleaños, Abuela!

i¡Gracias, mijita!

What a good idea to send me a birthday fiesta in the mail!

Now we can celebrate together,

even though we live far away!

[laughing]

[meowing]

Gatita says feliz cumpleaños, too!

i¡Hola Gatita!

You've gotten so big since the last time I saw you.

Yeah, and fluffy too.

[purring]

[laughing]

i¡Como una bola de algodón!

i¡Sí! Like a fluffy cotton ball!

You can't pet her through the computer.

Can you?

[meowing]

Nope.

I wish you could feel fluffy Gatita now.

[meowing]

I'll have to wait until I visit to feel fluffy Gatita.

i¡Adiós Granito de arroz!

Ciao bacalao.

i¡Adiós Abuela!

Bye-bye!

[Papá]: i¡Adiós!

Hmm...

[gasps] Wait a secamadoodle!

Gatita...

I sent a birthday fiesta to Abuela in the mail, right?

[meowing]

So maybe...

Hmm... I can send you in the mail, too!

[meowing]

Then Abuela can feel how soft and fluffy you are!

[meowing]

[giggling]

Let's get you ready for the mail!

[Mom]: Who wants birthday cake?!

[gasps] Rosie's Rule:

There's always time for birthday cake.

Thanks, Mom!

Mmm! Dee-yummy!

I just need to write Abuela's name and address.

That way they'll know where to send you.

[meowing]

Now for the postage!

That's how you pay for the mail.

I put one stamp here...

And another stamp here...

and here...

and here, and here, and here, and here!

Ta-da!

[meowing]

[horn honking]

[gasps] The mail carrier is here!

Next stop, Mexico City!

[meowing]

How are you, Maya?

Fantastic, Marco.

Okay, Gatita.

Miss Maya will take you to Abuela's house

in Mexico City. Okay?

Here's some treats!

[giggling]

Have a good trip!

i¡Te quiero!

Oh, and here's a hug for Abuela!

[meowing]

Well, enjoy your day!

Oh, hi Rosie.

Bye, Miss Maya!

Bye, Miss Aya!

Bye, Miss Maya!

Bye, Gatita!

Bye, Tita!

Bye, Gatita!

Wait, what?!

[meowing]

What's Gatita doing in the mail truck?!

Oh. I'm mailing her to Abuela.

You mailed Gatita?

To Abuela.

Mija, you can't mail a cat!

Well, that's new information!

We have to get Gatita back!

Where are we?

We're at the post office.

Is this where Gatita is?

[meowing]

Well, look who I found in the back of my mail truck!

Gatita?

I thought you were taking her to Abuela's house

in Mexico City.

Oh, I don't take the mail to Mexico City.

But then who takes the mail to Mexico City?

I've gotta know!

♪ I have a great big question

♪ And I just can't let it go

♪ Yo quiero saberlo

♪ I really gotta know

Hmm... Who takes the mail where it needs to go?

Maybe...

♪ You give the mail to a purple kangaroo ♪

♪ Who hops through the forest in giant purple shoes ♪

♪ He finds a big boat and then he sets sail ♪

♪ To Mexico City and delivers the mail ♪

That would be supertastical.

Well, let's take Gatita home.

¿Lista Gatita?

[meowing]

[gasps]

Gatita!

[Iggy]: Tita!

Where she'd go?

[meowing]

[gasps] Gatita!

Our cat's in there!

Huh?

[meowing]

Well, how about that!

We don't see many cats come through the sorting room.

Mail? Yes. Cats? No.

What's the sorting room?

I'll show ya.

Ooh! This is exciting!

[gasps]

Wow!

Mama Macaroni, that's a lot of mail!

[Papá]: Look at this place.

Is all of it going to Mexico City?

Haha! No!

This mail is going to lots of different places.

But before it does, we need to sort it!

First, we separate the mail by size and shape.

Then we put all the mail through this scanning machine,

to make sure it has the right postage.

[machine beeping]

That's wow-mazing!

[gasps] And then it goes on this glidey rampy thing?

Oh, that's called the conveyor,

but yep, you got it!

It's like a ride for the mail!

Mail... mail... mail...

Gatita. [gasps]

[meowing]

Tita is mail!

Gatita, down!

[meowing]

Uh-oh.

[meowing]

I'm coming for you, Gatita!

Gatita!

Ven Gati. i¡Espera por favor!

I've got this!

[meowing]

[meowing]

I gotcha!

[sighing]

Gatita!

[meowing]

I got you!

Rosie's Rule:

A glidey rampy conveyor

is not a good place for a cat! [meowing]

Well, that's pretty much how we sort the mail.

Uh, except for the cat-on-the-conveyor part.

Well, from now on,

we won't let Gatita out of our sight.

Right, Rosie?

Right!

[gasps]

Um...

She's gone again, isn't she?

She must've jumped in one of those bins!

Well, the good news is there's only one place the bins go.

Outside to the delivery truck!

Well, good luck!

The mail goes on a big truck?

Actually, the mail goes on lots of big trucks.

[Rosie]: Wow! That's lots of trucks!

Do you know which one might have a fluffy cat on it?

A fluffy cat?

[meowing]

[Rosie]: Gatita!

[Papá]: Uh-oh!

Ay no!

[Iggy]: Kitty!

Excuse me, could you tell us where that truck is going?

That truck is going to the airport.

Ah, the airport.

[Rosie and Papá]: The airport?!

Airport!

We're coming, Gatita! To the airport!

[Iggy]: Woo-hoo!

Excuse me, Miss Delivery Driver.

My cat is in your truck.

Oh, no, that can't be.

There's only mail in this truck.

[meowing] Huh?

And a cat.

[purring]

Thank you!

You almost went up, up, up in an airplane!

Yup. That's how us pilots

deliver mail to people who are far away.

Where is this plane going?

Mexico City!

Mexico City! [all cheering]

It takes lots and lots of people

to get the mail to Mexico City.

It sure does! Time to go.

Have a nice trip to Mexico City!

Gatita, now I know why I can't send you Abuela's house!

It's a big trip!

Too big for my poofy fluffball.

[meowing]

But now Abuela won't get to feel

how soft and fluffy you are.

[meowing sadly]

I need to flop.

[sighing]

Breathe in... [inhaling]

Breathe out... [exhaling]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out.

Hmm... there must a way

for Abuela to feel how fluffy you are.

[gasps] I've got it!

I'll send Abuela something that feels just like you.

A letter with softy feeling stuff in it!

Great idea, Rosie!

♪ When I want to mail a letter

♪ To Bogata or Kalamazoo

♪ It takes a whole lot of people ♪

♪ To get my letter to you

♪ The mail carrier handles it all ♪

♪ The mail sorter stacks it tall ♪

♪ A delivery driver arrives on time ♪

♪ And takes the mail in the rain or shine ♪

♪ It might even go on a plane

♪ Where the pilot flies it away ♪

[Rosie]: That's how it gets from here to there, it's true.

Wait a secamadoodle, it's not a kangaroo!

♪ When I want to mail a letter

♪ To Colima or to Timbuktu

♪ It takes a whole lot of people ♪

♪ To get my letter to you

♪ So many people to get my letter to you ♪

[meowing]

[Abuela]: i¡Mijita!

Look what I got in the mail!

Una foto de Gatita!

i¡Como una bola de algodón!

i¡Sí! Like a fluffy cotton ball!

[meowing]

Rosie's Rule:

Instead of mailing your soft and fluffy cat,

you can mail a soft and fluffy picture.

And keep your real cat at home.

[giggles] Come here, you little puffball.

[meowing]

[giggling]

Choo-choo! Chugga, chugga, chugga!

Time to go to the train station!

Choo-choo!

Chugga, chugga, chugga!

Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga!

Huh?

[purring]

Huh!

'Scuse me, Tita.

Tita! [meowing]

Gracias!

Choo-choo!

Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga!

Tita!

[meowing]

Aw...

Iggy go this way!

Choo-choo! Chugga, chugga, chugga!

Huh?

Tita!

[snoring]

Tita! Come play!

[meowing]

[meowing]

Choo-choo!

Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga!

Hola!

Huh? Tita!

Oh, flop.

[sighs]

Hmm...

Chugga, chugga, choo-choo!

[meowing]

Vroom!

Choo-choo!

[meowing]

[giggles]



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