03x36 - House of Heartbreak

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What happened, Fabian? I got this call, and you said Frobisher's name.

Yeah, he was looking for us.

He was in the house.

I guess he's decided to do his own dirty work, he means business, KT.


- Wha
- He's coming.

Quick.

Get in.

Get in.

Oh.

Okay, that was too close.

Maybe we should just, uh, hang out in here, just till it's safe.

And, um, let's stay away from the door.

Jerome, wait.

Jerome, talk to me, please! Where's rat boy? I want a word with him.

I don't think he's receiving visitors just now.

I hate that grease bag.

Dumping you was so not the plan.

Yeah, you're telling me.

I should have known he'd ruin our moment of revenge.

He is such a lying, cheating, egotistical, obnoxious
- Steady.


- Repellant, self
-satisfied slug.

I mean, isn't he? No.

Fabian, why are you helping me? You thought I was on team evil.

I Hey, I I'm so, so sorry.

I shouldn't have checked that fingerprint.

I got it wrong.

It must have been Patricia's print.

I bet she switched them.

So she really is a sinner.

It was horrible.

I almost left this morning.

I got as far as the bus stop.

Then I realized I had to come back.

I have to finish this.

I will help you finish this.

I promise.

Anything?
- Did you find KT?
- No, Fabian either.


- So what do we do now?
- I'll ask Trudy.

Great idea! Dude, what's with you? Look, KT is not the one working for team evil.


- Patricia is.


- What? How do you know? What? She was trying to capture you earlier when I came along.


- She was what?
- Shh.

Oh, man.

We got KT up with Patricia.


- We were horrible to her!
- I know.

I know.

But she's with Fabian now, okay? They'll be okay.

Me, on the other hand, I'm gonna "evilsit".

Trudy is useless.

She doesn't know anything.


- I'm going to go and find Fabian.


- Wait.

Wait.

Uh, I thought we could spend some quality time.

You know, just you and me By ourselves
- Together.


- Okay.

Would you stop moving around like that? You're making me feel seasick.

We're not here.

Jerome, we need to talk.

I don't think we do.

I think I should go.

Okay, fine.

I need to talk.

The play, what was that? I think I dumped you.

Yup.

Pretty sure.

But why? I thought everything was great between us, and why like that? Finding out you were scheming with Mara to make me look like a fool
- Might have had something to do with it.


- No.


- I just made sure I got in there first.


- No, Jerome.

Wait.

Let me explain.

Okay.

I saw the package on your bed from my gramps.

You opened it? I, um I shouldn't have.

But you weren't there, and I thought there might be some answers in it.

Denby.

Quick! Denby, team evil, Frobisher, they're all out looking for us, right? Right.

Right.

Gramps' journal in the parcel, it said we'll find the answers that we need in the Gate House.

Oh.

If everyone's out looking for us, the Gate House will be empty.

We can go and check it out and be gone before they get back.

Then what are we waiting for? Let's do it.

Oh, we need to get gramps' package first.

No Don't suppose you remember the nursery rhyme, we need to find those artifacts.

I've tried, but it's no good.

I can't remember it.

You know, we could try word association.

You know, I say a word, and you say the first thing that comes to your head.

That just sounds stupid.

But it could help.


- Okay.


- Okay.

Uh, here, close your eyes, empty your mind.

Childhood.

Toys.


- Lullaby.


- Sleep.

Nursery rhyme.

Repressed childhood memory trying to surface to save the world.

Look, I can't remember it, okay? I don't know any nursery rhymes.


- None?
- No.

My sister teased me about it my whole life.

She thought it was hilarious I didn't know who Humpty Dumpty was.

Sister.

Be right back.

Our newest recruit is bringing me my final sinner.

When I have all five, Ammit will begin her journey into this realm.

What is the mood in Anubis House? The children are restless.

Their suspicion is growing.

Well, children are simple creatures.

They're easily diverted by fun.

A party would ensure they'd have some.

Good.

Keep the little brats contained.

Victor, you will take care of Anubis House.

Victor organize fun activities? I'll lend a hand.

Go.

Okay.

We need to be careful.

Team evil could be hiding anywhere.

Okay.

Joy? Are you okay? What's happened? It's okay.

You can tell us.

Actually, Fabian, I could use a boy's perspective.

Yeah.

Jerome's dumped me, and I don't know what to say to make it better.

Oh.

Oh, Joy.

Hey, come here.

Hey.

Look.

If he's dumped you It's because he can't stand you.

All your whining, just like the rest of us.

No.

Just be grateful that anyone was stupid enough to date you at all.

Fabian.

Don't mention it.

Um Willow.

You're with Patricia.

We're trying to remember Patricia's nursery rhyme.

Maybe you should just leave her in peace.

I have an announcement.

Mr.

Sweet has very kindly allowed us to have a small after
-show celebration.

A party.

Squee! I don't think you really enjoy a party, though, do you, Victor? On the contrary.

They are an excellent way to let off steam and have Fun.

Supervised, controlled, happy fun.

So gather everyone up.

It starts now.

Okay, okay, okay.

I'm I'm just
- Joy, what's wrong?
- What's right? Um, if this is a riddle, I should probably tell you that I'm not very good at those.

Fabian's your man.

Or maybe not.

I just saw him, and he was really horrible to me.

No, no, Fabian doesn't do horrible.

He said the reason why I got dumped is because everyone despises me and that I can't expect anyone to want to date me.

Fabian? Dark hair, button
-up sweater, nice to everyone Fabian? Everyone but me, apparently.

Alfie, I don't know what I did.

It's like he's a completely different person.


- Joy, when was this?
- A few minutes ago.


- What was he doing? Where was he going?
- He was heading out with KT.

No, no, no! Maybe we should check gramps' diary again.

It might have some clues on where in the Gate House we No, no, but we've already looked through it once.

KT! KT!
- It's Alfie!
- KT, get away from there!
- What?
- Red eyes.

He's been taken.

Quick, follow me.


- Are you sure?
- Yes, we need to hide in the crypt.

No! KT, no! Way back.

Way back.

He's coming.

He's coming.


- Fabian?
- Fabian, let me in! No way! I saw your eyes! You're one of them! Fabian, let me in! Come on, KT.

Let's go.


- Don't come any closer!
- What? No, don't go with him! It's a trick.

It's not a trick! Fabian's the evil one, not me.

No, don't trust him! He's trying to capture you.

I'm not, I promise, KT.

Please, come with me.

Please! Both of you, shut up! How do I know you're telling the truth, Alfie? Because I am.

She is not going with you! She will when I tell her what you said to Joy.

Not exactly Fabian Rutter behavior, is it? He didn't say anything to Joy.

I was there.


- You just gave her a hug, right?
- You're right.

He's making it up.


- He's making it up.


- I'm not, I promise! Get back! Hey, Mara.

Exercising.

Nice.

I'm not exercising.

I'm working out my anger.

Cool.

Um, I Patricia needs her laptop.

Can I Thanks.

Got to keep studying, right? Yes, for all the retakes we have to take, when we fail the whole year thanks to you disappearing from the play.

You might both be lying!
- How can I trust either of you?
- Because I'm telling you the truth! No.

No, that's a fair question.

Why should you? Everything we're saying is exactly what we would be saying if we were evil, right? I wouldn't believe us either.

You don't have to, KT.

Shut up, Fabian! Don't listen to him, KT.

Do what you have to do.

Remember what it said in your gramps' parcel.

Go there.


- Now!
- She's not gonna do anything you say! Look, you came here to finish this, and that's exactly what you need Leave her alone!
- KT, now's your chance! Go!
- KT! KT! KT! Oh.

Oh, don't be upset, Alfie.

She'll be getting a very warm welcome where she's going.

You see the thing is, Piper, I'm planning this surprise thing for your sister.

Aw, so sweet.

Yeah.

She said you guys were taught a special nursery rhyme, except she can't remember the words.

No, because misery guts covered her ears.

Yeah.

Can you remember it? It starts, uh High and low in dale.

High and low in dale and hill.

Something, something, mends all ill.

Yes, yes! Okay.

And then it goes, "there is just one" Just one thing you'll need In the summerhouse beneath the wheats.

We just need to find a summerhouse! Yes! Eddie.

Are you sure you're all right?
- Yes.

Don't worry.


- Eddie, there's a party going on in the What are you doing with my laptop? Wha nothing.

I just borrowed it.


- Who were you talking to?
- No one.

But party? You say Awesome.

I love parties.

Are there cookies? Let's go look.

Hey, sorry.

I lost connection.


- Oh.

Hi.


- Hello, Piper.

Fancy seeing you here.

What is going on?
- None of your business.


- Tell me! No way.

I'm not ruining the surprise.

A surprise? Really?
- Yes.


- Yeah.

When am I getting it? Well, later.

Just quite a bit later.

Well, this is all I could rustle up.

Usually I have a bit more than a three
-minute warning.

Nonsense.

The best parties are always the spontaneous ones.

Isn't that right? Come on, everybody.

It isn't a party without dancing.

Perhaps they don't share your definition of fun, Miss Denby.

And what would you suggest, we all sit around stuffing dead animals? Come on, Willow.

Oh, my eyes.

Enough of this.

Jerome.

Let him go.

He's not our concern.

He's the reason you're so upset, isn't he? Ugh, button it, Willow.

You fell for him.

I can feel it.

It's all around you.

You.

Where are your friends? Uh They're probably getting changed into their party clothes, seeing as this is a party.

They'll be here soon.

Where have you been? Have you been crying? You poor thing.

There is no pain like the pain of a broken heart.


- What broken heart?
- Um What?
- Why is your heart broken?
- No.

I didn't mean broken in that sense, and what I meant by "hard" was Jerome broke your heart? You really liked him? KT! KT! Where are you? You haven't lost her, have you? Run, you fool.

Were you ever going to tell me? I wanted to.

Sorry, Mara.

I never meant for this to happen.

That's all right, then.

You didn't mean to fall for my boyfriend.

It just happened.

Ex
-boyfriend.

You two did split up.

I'm sensing tension here.

I wonder if we might take a moment to breathe and center and reflect.

So the whole time you're flirting with him, that was all real? It wasn't deliberate.

So you accidentally flirted with him, just kept falling onto his face.


- Well, people do make mistakes.


- This isn't a mistake, Willow!
- So this is your idea of fun.


- Just listen to that.

Sublime.

It's teenage girls arguing, Victor.

It is the sound of anger, you foolish woman!
- They're easy pickings.

We should swoop!
- Don't be ridiculous.

Robert tasked us with containing the brats.

We can't leave our posts.

But they They will still be there if Fabian fails.

For now, we must bide our time, Victor.

Hmm.

You're supposed to be my best friend, and you lied to me.

Ugh, Mara, please.

What about the sisterhood? We made a pact.

I'm really sorry.

This is all my fault.


- Shut up, Willow.


- Shut up, Willow.

I trusted you more than anyone.

Never again.

Mara.


- Oh, it's you.

Good.

Is KT here?
- No, I was just gonna look for her.

Oh, no.

I've lost her.

She hasn't come through here? You're sure? Uh No, no, no, no.

There's only one place.

He could have taken her.


- Who?
- Fabian.

I think he's got her to go to the Gate House.

Why? Something about her gramps, but he's playing her.

He's one of them! It's a trap!
- Oh, no.


- You've got to stop her.


- Stall Fabian.


- I Where is he, Eric? Where is Fabian?
- I'm sure he's on his way.

He
- Don't! Don't make excuses for him! I must have my sinner! Tonight! Now, Ammit grows restless! He must not fail!
- Where is she?
- Who? You know who.

KT.

What have you done with her? She went to the Gate House.

If you want to join her, be my guest.

You're a sinner, aren't you? You've been taken.

Me? Nice little geeky Fabian?
- They'll never believe you.


- I told Eddie.

Eddie believes me.

You think I can't convince them that you got it wrong? You always get it wrong, Alfie.

You are the joke of the group.

And I will always be two steps Ahead of you.

You can do this, KT.

Just pop right in, and finish it.

KT?
- KT?
- Eddie! Eddie.

No, behind you!