03x28 - House of Surprise

[bunniefuu]

Ready? No way.

Well?
- There's definitely a room.


- Another room.

Great.

Excuse me, Eddie.

What is it? I can't make out anything distinct, but There's something in the back.


- Let's get in there.


- Right, okay.

We need to take this slowly, all right? Quiet, methodical work and one brick at a time.

And we should no, no, no.

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie no! Clang! There's a pipe on the other side.

What did I say about taking it slow? And being quiet? Okay, so there's a pipe there.

I know that now.

We'll just have to avoid it.

Clang!
- Ooh!
- There's a pipe there too.

No kidding.

What are the chances of a third pipe?
- What is this noise?
- Get out, get out, get out.

If anyone is there, show yourself.

Have this.

You'll feel better.

I need to go.

I need to get out.

Have your soup.

It's important you have the soup.

What's in that soup? All natural ingredients, I can assure you.

It just has a quietening effect.

Your sister is a problem we don't need.


- I thought you came here with news.


- The children are becoming a nuisance.

They're doing exactly what we want them to do.

We have everything we need right here.

The beauty of it is, they set their own traps.

So oxygen t*nk was a bad idea.

Yeah, slowly and quietly, that's how we're gonna get in there, Eddie.

You guys are a regular old tortoise and hare, aren't you?
- Mm.


- Oh.


- I've got you.


- No.

Get a load of this guy, will you? Yeah, how terrible.

He's helping her with her books.

What? No, no.

You don't understand Ben.

He has to have everything that I have, including my girlfriend.

Oh, relax, will you? Trust me.

That girl only has eyes for you.

Ooh.

Thanks for helping me with my secret dog.

That's okay.

I'm starting to like the little guy.

Sort of.

How's it going with Jerome? Well, you definitely broke the ice for us.

We've been getting along great since I comforted him.

He's been really friendly with me.

Good.

Good.

When he starts talking about his dad, you know you've got him.

Whoa.

His dad was in prison.

That's too personal.

Exactly.

Are you sure this is what you want? Maybe the best thing for us to do is find someone new for you instead of No.

The sisterhood.

Joy, he has to pay for cheating on me.

Besides, I've got Letdown.

Dogs don't betray you.


- If you're sure.


- I'm sure.

Okay, so I've calculated that we need to remove six bricks across by six bricks down.

At a half hour per brick, that's 18 hours.

If we remove all those bricks, isn't Victor gonna notice? I mean, he's down there stoking the furnace all the time.

I thought about that.

For each brick we pull out, we put back, but With fake mortar around it so no one will notice.

Then each night, we just take it out again.


- Mortar?
- Well, it's the bit in between the bricks.

If we match the color of the mortar around them, in that light, it's unlikely Victor will notice.


- We only need six days.


- Only.

The sister, Harriet, I do not like her being here.

Why are you bothering me with these petty details? Ammit's next sinner.

That is where you should be using your energy.

Yes, and that is what I fully intend to do.

However, I fear that Caroline may be becoming distracted by the presence of her sibling.

Do not bore me with your domestics, Victor.

What are you still doing here? Find me a sinner.

So How do we make fake mortar? Um Dough? We can make it in the kitchen? I love dough! Hey, Alfie.

Where were you last night?
- What why? When?
- Our date.

We were gonna go camping in the living room, toast marshmallows over the hair
-dryer.

Oh, yeah, I sorry, I got distracted.

Um, you want to meet tonight? Yeah, we could play cards with cookies.

Oh, brilliant.

Okay, take your places.

We've got a lot to get through.

Now, as part of our partnership in business syllabus, we are going to explore trust.

Partnership is nothing without it.

So to start with, I want everybody up And paired off for some basic exercises.

Uh, Eddie, you're with Alfie.

Patricia, you're with Ben.

Fabian, you're with KT.

Joy, you're oh, you know what? Everybody else, just go with the person to your left.

Now, for our first activity, take a blindfold And place it over your partner's eyes.

Ah, there you are, Victor.

What have you been doing? Seeing to a nuisance.

Well, please be mindful when tracking your filthy shoes across my hall.

My back isn't as young as this face pretends.

Straight.

Ahem!
- Oh ha!
- Straight.


- Ow!
- Oh, sorry.

Alfie, did you have you seen Ben and Patricia? Right.

I'll tell you.

He is way too close.


- Right, right.

Oops!
- Hey! You're only supposed to use words.

I know.

I'm sorry.

It's just, there's ink on the desk, and I didn't want you to get it on you.

Okay, everyone, that's enough of that exercise, but keep your blindfolds on.

Because next I want you to fall backwards while your partner catches you.

Remember, this is about trust.

You won't drop me, will you? No, I won't drop you.

You ready? Hey.

Ah ow! Ah! Aha!
- What are you
- I do not trust you.

Those miscreants.

Have you seen Patricia?
- No.


- No? Come on, people.

We can shave up to an 1/8 of a second of our P.

B.

That's personal best.

Hello, Millie.

Come to check out the competition? What are you doing here?
- What is she doing here?
- I'm cutting oranges.

Yeah, I can see you're cutting oranges.

Why are you cutting them for him? She's being a trouper.

She's not in your house.

Well, that just shows what a good sport she is, eh?
- Has to be the egg.


- Mara? Who's the bowl of water for? Um, we've run out of glasses, right, Mara? Mmm.

Hmm You know, they're actually really cute together.

I've got everything we need.

After dinner, we'll use the kitchen to make the fake mortar.

You've done this before, right? Oh, yeah, we make all our fake walls this way.

Okay, huddle up, everyone.

Huddle up.


- Ooh.


- Okay.

As you know, the dodge
-ball tournament is coming up, and this year, we need to win it.

Uh, we've never actually come in the top three.

Yeah, well this year's gonna be different.

What, there're only three teams competing? No, no! It's just dodge
-ball, guys.

Okay, me and KT, we grew up on it.

And this year, Anubis is gonna win, people.

Come on, guys.

I need you to sign up.

KT, you're in, right?
- Of course.


- Okay, good.

Jerome, you
- You're tall.


- I am tall.

Right? Yeah.

And Alfie, Willow, Joy, you guys Have legs.

Come on, guys.

You'll sign up, right? What a what about me? Oh, uh, you know? I think we're okay, Fabian.

I think we got enough people.


- Yeah.


- Thanks.

Oh I have a question.


- How do you play?
- Dodge
-ball? Well it's just the other team throws a ball at you.

You dodge it.

Oh.

I'm with you.

Cool.

Ooh, Yacker, here.

Come with me.

I got a surprise for you.

Gone.

And You came up with this? Well, I technically, it was KT's idea.

She's good with all this romantic stuff.

Let's see.

We've got Well, lots of stuff I can't pronounce, but that's how I know it's fancy.

Well, should we start with a toast? Absolutely.

There we go.

Wait, uh Who is it? Oh it's no one.

It's fine.

Aren't you gonna answer it? Nah, it's just I excuse me for a second.

But you can answer it here.

H h Mom, will you stop talking for a second? Yes, we're back together.

Well, I'm glad you're happy for me, but I have Mom, I'm on the date right now.

Yeah No, you cannot talk to her.

Because I don't want my mom on my date.

Okay mom I'm hanging up now.

Good
-b bye.


- See ya.


- Bye.


- Joy?
- Yeah? You know I've been thinking Oh, so that's what that sound was? We should go on a date.

You don't want to date me, Jerome.

Nonsense.

No, I okay.

So you are a little annoying sometimes.


- Thanks.


- But In a certain light, you are Kind of Adorable.

Tomorrow? After the dodge
-ball tournament? Say yes.

No.

I mean, I can't.

Mara's parents are in town.

I said I'd dog sit for her while she was at dinner with them.


- I'm watching Letdown.


- Then it's a dog
-watching date.

So you'd watch a dog for me? I guess that it's not climbing a mountain.

No, I think it's better.

Ugh, it's a disaster.

Well, so much for the mortar.

Hey, how was your date?
- Why are you so interested?
- Patricia.

She's just a little grouchy because I had to take a call.

A room? What room? A hidden room somewhere underneath the house.

You must have created it.

I assume you know what I'm talking about then.

It was a void.

Part of the original foundations.

There should be no way in.

The children have begun to remove a wall in the cellar.

What's in there? My worst enemy.

Me.

They can't be allowed to get in there.

As you wish.

However, they are very resourceful.

They will remove that wall brick by brick.

Do you recall my hobby, Victor? I was a keen designer of contraptions.

I employed many of them to protect the tunnels.

Booby traps.

There is one built in to that very wall.

Oh, it has been dormant for some time, but um It will work If you set it with the mechanism.

Perfect.

Victor, this device It takes lives.

You have no problem with that? None whatsoever.

Hey, how you feeling? Kind of like I've been att*cked by pigeons.

Um okay.

What if I told you That I could make our hole in the cellar just disappear? Well, I'd say you were magic.

Hole.

No hole.

How did you do that? Using my photography program.

I figured I could use it on the bricks in the cellar.


- Can it be ready for tonight?
- Sure.

KT, you are magic.

Ah, thank you.

Have you got a king? Alfie What do you do with your little g*ng? Sometimes I can't find you.

Where do you all go? I had a dream the other night that you all hung out in an oven.

What do you guys get up to? We just hang.

But you know, I really, really like spending time with you.

Yeah? It's just so much more Uncomplicated.

Have you got a nine?
- Go fish.


- Hm.

Perfect.

It is ten o'clock! You'll have five minutes precisely And then I want to hear a pin Drop.

KT, this is amazing.

This is awesome.

Have you seen this? It's a picture of bricks.

What's wrong with her? It's Ben.

It's got to be.

I hate that guy.

Uh, guys?
- Oh no!
- Someone sealed it up.

Ah!