03x27 - House of Enemies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "House of Anubis". Aired: 1 January 2011 – 17 June 2013.*
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Follows a group of English boarding school students try to solve a mystery involving their dormitory named after the Egyptian god of death, Anubis.
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03x27 - House of Enemies

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[Grunts]

[Device clicking]


- Yes!
- What did I tell you? [Chuckles]


- Come on.


- Come on.


- Here, let's have a look.


- Is that it? It's a plan of the house.

Guys, there's something else.

"When your friends are not your friends, the secret room is what you seek".

"When you reach a dead end, the time has come to dig deep".


- Okay, look for a secret room.


- Um There.

"Dig deep".


- Must be under the cellar.


- Yeah, but what's under the cellar? Well, it stands to reason that Frobisher put an insurance policy in place in case he was woken up evil.

I bet it's in that room.

He thought of everything.

Well, he could've put a door on it.

Yeah, why not just use the antechamber? Nah, still too much of a risk.

People know that place exists.

Which means whatever's in there must be huge.

Mmhmm.

[Chuckles]

Ammut has only one sinner.

He and Robert will be growing restless.

Yes.

As usual, Caroline, I am already two steps ahead of you.

You know, all this snooping around the children do, all this Surely it must've affected their schoolwork.

I would have thought a special class would work wonders, improve their grades.

Even Eric would approve of that.

Perhaps they might be required to fill in a special form that would expose their weaknesses, that sort of thing.

I could ask them anything I want.

Yes.

Anything you want.

And they cannot leave.

Okay.

Operation taste of your own medicine has begun.


- That's a terrible name for an operation.


- Wait, this is a Jerome meeting?
- I thought we were just hanging out.


- Are you still taking this seriously? Sure, I am.

Hanging out is part of a healthy lifestyle.

The Jerome thing seriously.

Don't forget he messed you around too.


- I guess.


- You guess.

Well, you know, my online Guru is all about forgive and forget.

Well, your online Guru wasn't two
-timed by Jerome.

Well, we don't know that for sure.

[Both chuckling]

Jerome hurt me.

Us, he hurt us.

Look, you got him back pretty good just now, Mara.

It's only the beginning.

You cozy up to him while I rub his face in it.

Eventually, you go on a date.

You work your magic.

Jerome falls for you, and then bah! Happily ever after.

No.

You break his heart.

Focus.


- Sorry.


- Right.

To the sisterhood.

Sisterhood Sisterhood.

Sisterhood.

Hey, Sibunas, what did I miss?
- We got inside the capsule.


- Which had a blueprint inside.

Which points to a secret room under the cellar, which we think was Frobisher's backup plan in case he woke up bad.


- And I have mild Synesthesia.


- How long was I gone? How was your date? Oh, it was totally worth the cold I'm gonna get.

[Knocking at door]

Ah, there you all are.

Miss Denby's called you all back to school.

What for? Extra coursework.

Now, I'm afraid.

Oh, I got to get dressed.

[Bell tolls]

This won't take long.

I just need you to fill these out so I can make an assessment going forward.


- Is this some kind of test?
- It's a personality test.

It helps us understand each student so we can tailor coursework to the individual.

There are no right or wrong answers.

My kind of test.

"If your girl or boyfriend left you without explanation, how would you react? "'A" with sadness "B" with insecurity "'C" with bitterness or "D"
- "With anger"?
- Yes.

Say your girlfriend went away and never came back.

You lost her forever and didn't really understand why.

How would you feel? What does that got to do with our grades? It's about emotional intelligence, Fabian, not simply academia.

Research suggests that emotional intelligence can be learned, strengthened.


- I hardly think
- Okay, that's it.

You can all go for now.

I'll assess these before going forward.

Smile.

It's for your own benefit.

Oh, Patricia.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think you and Eddie were back together.

Congratulations.

You make sure you keep an eye on him.


- Sorry?
- Oh, you know.

I don't need to tell you about his roaming eye.

A teacher sees everything.

Oh, hey, it's harmless.

He's only looking.

The important thing is, he's with you, right? Right.

Okay.

Okay, you stand here.

[Tape measure snaps abruptly]


- Ow!
- Sorry.

You take this end.

No, guys, guys, guys.

Don't bother.

The floor is solid concrete.

Wow, when the rhyme said "dead end" It really meant dead end.

Mara?
- "Lady Mara".


- Lady Mara, your phone was ringing.

Oh! It's my lawyer.

It's amazing what happens when you're set to inherit a fortune.

She's coming by later to discuss Lord Fox's estate.

You know, I have some experience with lawyers,
- I could help you if you're willing to
- I'm related to a Lord.

You're the son of a thief.

No offense, but you're the last person I'd go to.

Mara.


- No, that's okay.

She's right.


- Oh, Jerome, wait.


- That's perfect.

Keep doing it like that.


- Jerome.

Happy? [Knocking at door]

Yeah, yeah, come in.

You okay?
- Why wouldn't I be?
- Mara.


- Is just saying what everybody's thinking.


- I don't think that.


- A lady.


- I know.

You're not the poshest person in the school anymore.

Although, if it's any consolation, you do still have the poshest hair.

Look, I know you're waiting for a chance to get back at her, embarrass her like she did you.

Oh, what makes you think that? You're Jerome.

It's what you do.

Take my advice, though.

When it comes to it and when you get a chance to get your own back If you can bear it, don't do it.

Just be the bigger person and walk away.

Look, take it from a girl who always makes things worse.

It'll make you feel better.

I don't get it.

Who puts their backup plan under two feet of concrete? Well, I imagine the concrete came later.

It was originally a stone floor.

He'd have some kind of invisible, ingenious door in there.

Hello.

Who is that? Eddie.

Hey, hey.

How'd it go comforting Jerome? Consider him comforted.

Hey, about what you said.

Do you think maybe it was a tad harsh? And cheating on Willow and I wasn't? Don't waver on me, Joy.

The sisterhood, remember? Hey! Mara, you have a visitor.

Ooh, Miss Denby.

Oh, hello.

Would you mind joining me for a moment? Certainly.

Miss Denby, what is this about extra tutoring? Yes, some of these students of Anubis House are very behind in history.

Oh, really? I'm surprised to hear that Especially Edison.

I'm not keeping them back for my own amusement.

If I find that my son is being punished for the failure of the ceremony, then there will be repercussions.

I think we've all failed Robert, haven't we, Eric? And Eddie isn't as bright as you may think.

I hardly think it's for you to comment on the intelligence of my son.

That's all.

[Suspenseful music]


- Maybe we got it wrong.


- No, we haven't got it wrong.

Maybe if we flip it around? Eddie, it's not a road trip.

Maybe "X" doesn't mark the spot.

When has "X" ever not marked the spot? It's I don't get it.

Why would somebody leave this to help if it doesn't help us? The blueprint is fine.

We just need to figure out a way to get through the floor.


- Yeah
- Ah
-ah
-ah, ah.

The blueprint is fine.

Fine.

Fabian.

Fabian! Eddie, you're a genius.


- We
- Um, I.

Eddie figured out that the rhyme is the secret room.

Okay, the rhyme piece has a drawing on it similar to the one on the blueprint And together, they form the Eye of Horus.

The secret room's not under the cellar.


- It's beside it.


- Mm
-hmm.

So we should go check it out tonight.

No, now.

Guys, the answer to my gramps' whole riddle might be in this room.

We can't waste any time.

We do have a bit of time between classes.

Sibuna.


- Both: Sibuna.


- Sibuna.

Sibuna.

Guys, let's go.

Okay, so that's everything explained.

I just need you to sign here, here Here, here, here Here, here, here, and here.

And here.

Wow, this is exciting.

Are you excited?
- [Indifferently]

I'm ecstatic.


- Is this your first lady case? No, I've dealt with women before.

No, I mean doesn't matter.

So how much are we talking? Oh, my fee is being taken care of by the estate.

No, I mean how much am I getting? Is it just property, or is there cash too? I want to start a foundation.

You mean like makeup? No, a science foundation.

Find cures for things.


- So what now?
- I get your inheritance.


- What? What did I sign?
- No, I mean I go get your inheritance.


- He's outside.


- Oh.

He? Yeah, this is it.

All right.

The secret room should be on the other side of this wall.

Great.

So instead of solid concrete We only have to get through solid brick.

It's not looking good, gramps.

Come on.

Guys, look for cracks, weaknesses, door handles, anything.

No, no, no, no, no.

There's no way in.

What is this, some kind of joke? We're gonna have to do this the long way, one brick at a time.

Oh, I hate the long way.

[Jovial music]

Lord Fox's worldly possessions.

[Dog barks]

But what about my foundation? Yeah, he was penniless at the end.

Good news, though.

He had enough to cover my fee.


- This dog smells funny.


- How do you think my car smells? Am I still a lady? [Sighs]

[Laughter]


- What is that? Smells like feet.


- Ewe.

[Phlegmy cough]

Aw, hey, you cute little Whoa, what is that?
- Hi.


- It's a dog.

So what did you get, grounds? You know that's what lords call gardens.

Forget the grounds.

What about the money?
- There isn't any money.


- Land? A house?
- Yeah.


- Or house or land.

What did you get, then? You inherited a dog.

[Dog barks]


- Well, I think he's cute.


- Yeah? You want him? Not that cute.

Well, I'm still a lady.

Yeah, well, that's great, Mara.

Go ahead.

Laugh at me.

Get it over and done with.

My lady.

So what are you gonna call him? [Sighs]

Letdown.

[Mysterious piano music]

Everyone, make sure those assignments are on my desk by tomorrow, no exceptions, especially you five.

Oh, whose is this? Oh! It appears to be for you, Mr.

Miller.

Seems you have an admirer.

A love letter.

I assume by that reaction it's not from you.

[Knocking]


- Miss Denby, do you mind?
- Oh, not at all.

Your attention, please.

We have a new student.

This is Ben Reed.

He joins us from Harvale High.

He'll be staying in !sis House for a few weeks on exchange, and I'd like you all to make him feel most welcome.

Ooh, and remember, he takes our reputation back with him.

Well, hey, Milly.

Fancy seeing you here.

Hi.

[School bell rings]

Milly, Milly, hold up.


- Hey, Benji.


- How's things? It's been a long time.


- It was a couple of months ago.


- Yeah.

And who's this?
- This?
- This is my friend Patricia.


- Friend?
- Oh, she's feisty.

I like her.


- What are you doing here, Benji?
- Oh, well, you know.

I heard you bragging about this place all summer so uh, I thought I'd come and see what all the fuss is about.


- That's it?
- Oh.

Well, it did involve winning at every sport in the school.

I'm here on a sports exchange.

Show you guys how it's done.

Benji here was my first example of an englishman.

Oh, we became fast friends, didn't we, Milly? Except I was faster.


- You two don't seem like friends.


- We're not.

Unlike me, hey, Eddie? I'm just a friend? [Ominous music]

[Eerie music]

[Keys clattering]

Love letters.

This isn't a love letter, Victor.

It's online messaging.

[Computer beeps]

There.

"Hey, Eddie, I heard you got my letter today".

"Would you like to meet up? Xoxo".


- What on Earth are these?
- Kisses and hugs.

[Scoffs]

You're not a kisses and hugs kind of person, Victor? [Clears throat forcefully]

Hey.

Hey.

I'm really sorry about before.


- Don't know what's got into me.


- No, I'm sorry.

You're not my friend.

You're my girlfriend.

Really? There's only you, Patricia.

I should've just said it.

So we're friends?
- No, I don't mean
- I know what you mean.

And, yeah, we are.

You kept it? [Scoffs]

Patricia.

[Sighs]


- Is Trudy there?
- No.

Come on.

Food time.

Food time.

Come on, let's get you some food.

Come on, this way.

Good boy.

I swear I don't know how the letter got in there.

Okay, I'll believe you.

Hey, Milly.

Just a friendly !sis visit.

Thought we'd drop by and check out the competition.

This is Sven, Sergei.

Boy, !sis House is really drafting people in.

Well, we want to make sure we keep the interhouse dodge
-ball trophy.

"We" now?
- I'm taking you down.


- Eddie knows this guy? Yup, he's his archenemy.


- He has an archenemy?
- You're looking at the King of dodge
-ball, and Anubis House has some of the finest sports people in the history of this school.


- I got plates
- Ah!
- Oh, no!
- Sorry, sorry.

[Laughing]


- You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
- What, teaching you patience? Nah.

That's it.

That's it! Guys, ready? No way.
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