Oh, come on, Darrin
can't you see
that's not Samantha?
Don't you have homework?
Hello?
That's what the bus is for.
- -Is dinner ready yet?
- -No.
Ray's still working on it.
- Well, I think it's wonderful
- that ray enjoys cooking.
- Yeah and dad's getting
- better at it too.
Yeah I know they say
men make the best chefs.
All I know is, that's a real
fine quality in a man, girls.
- Oh, but on the other hand,
- a girl's got to eat.
But she doesn't have
to eat this much.
-I ordered Chinese.
-I ordered Mexican.
- Now look, we don't want to
- hurt Ray's feelings.
- So lets get this stuff upstairs
- before he sees us.
Athena's grecian palace.
Well, who ordered Greek?
I did.
♪ Talk about
a two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
- ♪ never knew how much
- I missed ya ♪
- ♪ Never knew
- how much I missed ya ♪
♪ I ain't ever
gonna let you go! ♪
Hi, Tia. I'm free tonight.
- The movie starts at 8:00.
- What time should I pick you up?
This is for you, Roger.
What's this, money for popcorn?
No. It's a dollar
so you can buy a clue.
Man, that's cold.
- But at least I'm starting
- to turn a profit.
Hi, tamera.
- -Good-bye, Roger.
- -Cheapskate.
Pathetic.
Oh, wait, I must have
missed all the women
hanging on your arm.
I'm pacing myself.
And it's working.
- Listen, I think I know what - my
problem is with women, - Frankie.
You're ugly?
No.
See that dude? One woman.
See that other dude? One woman.
And me, no woman.
Now what does that tell you?
Tells me I'm hanging
with the wrong dude.
No, my problem is,
I'm going after both Tia
and tamera.
Neither twin feels special.
I got to make a choice.
- How are you going to choose
- between Tia and tamera?
I'm a sensitive, caring person.
I'll just say this
in a very delicate way.
I'll kick one twin to the curb.
Which one?
Good question, Franklin.
Should I go
with the studious,
button-down Tia Landry
- or the reckless, devil-may-care
- tamera Campbell?
Yeah, Frankie, tamera. I'm
definitely going for tamera.
Excuse me, tamera.
Oops, I'm sorry.
Oh, it's just you, Roger.
I think I should go for Tia.
Good idea.
- Alright, alright
- good game, Terrence,
- I would have had you
- had I been hitting my "j."
Or even the backboard.
- All right.
- Next time, full court.
We're on.
Hey, baby, you ready
for tonight?
Dot and etta's shrimp hut?
You got it.
- I'm going back
- and get me a beer.
You want anything, Terrence?
I mean that I can get you?
I mean, from the refrigerator?
I mean... ah, never mind.
- You know baby we always go
- to dot and etta's.
I thought tonight
we'd go somewhere
a little more elegant.
Tonight is the special night
- I got something
- important I want to ask you.
- You're not asking me
- to marry you again, are you?
Well, yeah. Will you?
No.
Well, might as well go
to dot and etta's.
Wait, why won't you marry me?
I mean, I want kids.
My biological clock is ticking.
We'll you wanna have kids?
Fine, go right ahead.
- If you want me to have kids,
- you can forget it.
I don't want to spend
another nine months
carrying a child.
Wait a minute.
You adopted Tia.
- Yeah, but I still had
- to carry her.
I couldn't afford a stroller.
Well, if you marry me
you wouldn't have
to worry about that.
I'm the manager of a food boy.
What does that mean?
You'll steal me
a shopping cart?
It means I'll take care of us
and baby Terry.
- I'm getting
- morning sickness already.
Look, we'll just talk
about this later tonight.
Bye, baby.
Safe to come in here, you two?
Where's Terrence?
He had to get to the food boy.
- You two sure look like
- you're in love.
He asked me to marry him again.
- You're gonna marry him
- this time?
No. I'm going
to break up with him.
That will hurt the marriage.
- Look, Rey, I can't continue
- to lead him on.
Terrence wants to get married
and have a big family.
I don't even want a hamster.
I gotta be honest with him.
I like Terrence.
I want what's best for him.
I should give him his freedom
so he can find somebody else.
You want to date other guys?
Oh, yeah.
- Sure you wanna do this?
- I mean, you're giving up a lot.
I know, he's a wonderful man.
Not to mention
all those wonderful gifts
he showers me with.
- That day old bread, them dinner
- cans, the slightly bruised - Fruit.
- Gotta make some sacrifices,
- you know.
Have you told Tia?
Oh no. I better go talk to her.
- Tia and Terrence
- were really close.
Hope she's okay with this.
- Well, maybe I'll take her
- some of these
Dented generic
factory second irregular,
one-ply food boy tissues.
- Tia, can I talk
- to you a minute?
Sure.
Honey, this may be painful
but we'll get
through it together.
What is it, mom?
I...
I've decided to break up
with Terrence.
Well, duh.
What do you mean, "well, duh"?
I totally understand.
You do?
Yeah. You and Terrence
want different things.
He probably wants
to get married
and have a family.
Well you already have a family
- and you just want
- to date other men.
Boy, you are certainly
wise beyond your years.
- I was sitting two feet
- from the door
And heard
the whole conversation.
Tamera.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
- It's important.
- It's about our relationship.
Oh, you mean the one where
you grovel at my feet
and I humiliate you?
It's that kind of sarcasm
that has brought me
to this tough decision.
It's over between us.
Us? You and me, over?
- You may be laughing
- on the outside
But we both know
what's going on inside.
I'm laughing on the inside too.
- None of your body
- will be laughing
When I tell you this.
There's someone else.
Good for you, Roger.
Who's the poor, pathetic skag?
- Actually, Tia's
- the poor, pathetic skag.
Tia's the apple of my eye,
the lemon in my pledge
the fruit of my looms.
For example, the way
she opens her locker...
So slow, so poetic,
so not painful.
Whatever.
She's so unique.
Her hair, her eyes, her mouth.
- We have the exact
- same stuff, Roger.
But your stuff's got
a bad attitude.
Yeah! I broke up with him
right in the middle
of dot and etta's shrimp hut.
You wouldn't believe
the crying.
Terrence started crying?
No, dot and etta.
They really love Terrence.
- But he was
- a little sniffly too.
It's been pretty tough.
- Terrance was so upset, - he
could'nt even finish - His shrimp gumbo
And I got so upset,
that I did finish
his shrimp gumbo.
Sorry to hear that.
- We'll it had to be done.
- I just hope Terrance realises - This is all for the best.
- Yeah! Hope he gets over it
- before the piston game tonight.
- You're going
- to the game with him?
You don't mind, do you?
No, no, no. You just
be his friend.
Share his pain.
Let yours be that
shoulder he can lean on.
- Probably won't be
- much fun at first.
But I'm sure,
in a couple of months
he'll be his old self again.
People grieve in many
different ways.
Oh, Lisa, this is
so embarrassing.
You don't need
to be embarrassed.
No, I meant for you.
- You said you were going out
- on a date tonight.
Well, he's on his way.
There was a late vote
in the senate.
Hi. I'm patrice.
And I'm Donna.
Hi.
So nice to meet you.
The poor man was so broken up
he went out and picked up the
first two bimbos he could find.
This is so sad.
Patrice here is a professor
of English lit
at Wayne state university
and Donna
is a pediatric specialist
at beaumont hospital.
Terrence asked me to marry him
and I turned him down, twice.
- Why don't you guys
- wait in the limo for us?
Limo?!
- Terrence, you never took me
- anywhere in no limo!
That's because all
the time I was saving
up for our wedding.
But now, party!
- Fine. Just do
- whatever you want to do.
Oh! By the way ray,
change of plans.
I scored us four tickets
for motown on ice.
Motown on ice!
- You know, Terrence, I can't
- blame Lisa for getting upset.
This is pretty
insensitive of you
- bringing two women
- over like this.
Donna's for you.
You the man!
Lisa, what are you doing?
Cleaning.
So, how was motown on ice?
Oh, you haven't lived
till you've seen Brian boitano
moon-skate to "sexual healing."
- Why are you throwing away
- the canned food?
I'm getting rid of everything
we bought from that man's store
and giving it to the hungry.
Yeah, then we'll be hungry.
Why are you getting upset?
- You told him you wanted
- to date other people.
- Yes. I wanted
- to date other people.
- I didn't say anything
- about him dating other people.
Listen. Lisa, I hope
my hanging out with Terrence
won't be a problem for you.
- No, not going to be a
- problem for me.
- But if I see
- that man around here again,
- It'll be a problem for
- our legal system.
- So it's all right if I see him, - just
so I don't bring him - Around here.
No. Can't you read
between the lines?
Well, why not?
- I want to hang out
- with Terrence.
I will tell you why not, ray.
- Because seeing him
- around here not depressed
And not miserable
will just make me
depressed and miserable.
- If it'll make you feel better
- he's not that happy either.
Really?
- Yeah. He's got a date tonight
- with three different women.
- I don't know how he's going
- to get out of that one.
- Ray, if you don't have
- anything horrible to say
- About Terrence,
- just don't say anything at all.
Let me get that for you, Tia.
Ow!
Hi, mom. Hi, ray.
- Honey, I hope
- you're not too hungry.
- Dinner's going to be
- a little light, tonight.
- Thanks for getting
- the door, Roger.
- You can give me back
- my books now, Roger.
I'm home.
By the way, Tia, I made you a
lunch for tomorrow.
Roger...
Well, it would be
a shame to waste
- a heart-shaped
- Bologna sandwich.
- I hope you didn't
- make my lunch!
Don't worry. I didn't.
Good.
- Tia, I have something
- to ask you...
The one date you can't refuse.
Okay. Try me.
How 'bout you and me..?
No.
- Tamera, can I ask you
- something?
- Let me stop you
- right there, Roger.
I won't go out with you either.
Actually,
I need the 411 on Tia.
I want to surprise her
take her someplace special,
fun and romantic.
- I don't think
- you heard me, Roger.
I said I would not
go out with you.
- Yeah. I heard you,
- but I'm not asking you out.
- My best friend, Frankie,
- he's desperate.
Maybe he'll go out with you.
- I don't know.
- I can't promise you.
Anyway, it's got to be
someplace loud enough
so if Tia yells at me,
no one will hear.
Hey, bowling.
Yeah. She likes to bowl.
Great.
I like to bowl too.
Well, maybe Tia and I
will see you
around the lanes.
As if.
Hey! I'm supposed
to say, "as if"!
Good game, ray!
Yeah. See you later!
Terrence.
That you, ray?!
Yeah.
- Was that Terrence
- I heard outside?
Uh, no! No. No.
Good.
Could you get me
my sewing basket
from the end table?
Yeah. I'll bring it right up.
Never mind. I'll come get it.
- No, no, no, no.
- I'll bring it up for you.
Okay.
So how was your date?
Oh, uh, it was lovely.
Yes, lovely.
Uh, we went to, um...
A little French restaurant
over there on... on...
On woodward... le petit bistro.
I... I had,
uh, the duck l'orange
and she had, uh, steak Diane,
I think it was.
It was a little dry,
but we washed it down
with a fine Merlot.
What did you have for dessert?
- Uh, chocolate souffle,
- I believe it was.
Oh, what's her name?
I forgot.
Oh, never mind.
I'll come get it.
Oh! My grandmother
always told me
- if you want to get anything -
done you've got to - Do it yourself.
You found it. Ha!
Ray, there's something
I want to say
to you about Terrence.
- I haven't seen him. - I don't know where he is.
- I have no contact with him
I know. I just want you to know
- that I appreciate
- everything you've done.
I want to thank you.
- You've been very respectful
- of my feelings
- By not hanging around
- with Terrence.
Oh, well... good night.
Oh, ray, about that headband.
I can explain this.
No, you can't. Lose it.
It went out in the '70s.
Oh, hi, tamera.
- I know. I know.
- You came by to see Tia.
Well, she's at the library.
Beauty and brains.
At least she doesn't try
to get by on just her looks.
Anyway, tell her I came by.
Nice flowers.
- Just one of the benefits
- of being my woman.
Roger, why don't you come in?
- We need to straighten
- some things out.
Good idea, 'cause when
Tia and I get married
- you and I
- are going to be related
- And there's nothing
- that destroys a marriage faster
Than nasty, jealous in-laws.
So what's on your mind?
You're not bothering
me anymore, Roger.
Yeah?
That's bothering me.
Really?
- I kind of miss the way
- you used to spend hours on end
- Following me around
- and giving me the creeps.
- We did have something,
- didn't we?
Yeah. I guess we did.
We can get it back if we try.
What about Tia?
- Don't worry your little head.
- I'll just let her down gently.
Tia, you're toast.
Fine.
In time you'll get over it.
So why did you bring me
the flowers?
Uh... these aren't for you.
Boy, what an ego.
They're for tamera.
Wait a minute.
Tamera?
Well, what's wrong with me?
You got here late.
But he said I was special.
Obviously, not quite
special enough.
Oh, really?
What is that supposed to mean?
I think you know
what it means, Tia.
- No. I don't think
- I know what it means!
Wait! Girls! No!
- I know a way we can settle
- this.
Why don't you just get
into something skimpy
and wrestle over me?
Shut up, Roger.
- Hey, don't tell
- Roger to shut up.
- -Thank you.
- -I tell Roger to shut up.
Shut up, Roger!
- Well, if that's
- how you feel, he's yours.
You take him.
I don't want him! You take him!
I don't want him!
- Wait a minute.
- I'm running out of twins.
- Hold it, hold it, hold it.
- Hold up.
You thought I wanted Roger?
Yeah. Don't you?
Me want Roger?
What a joke.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
- You couldn't have
- thought I wanted him.
Can you believe this?
We're fighting over...
Roger!
- I won't tell anybody
- if you don't.
I'd rather die first.
Me too!
- I've got 'em
- right where I want 'em.
What's the problem?
Didn't the ref see that?
Come on!
- Ray, you want
- something else to drink?
-Yeah, sure.
-Uh, excuse me, miss.
That's Tonya, and what
can I get you, handsome?
Oh... uh, we'll just
take two more beers.
Either these are
really expensive beers
or that's your phone number.
- I just wanted you
- to have it at your fingertips.
Ooh, the service here
is great, isn't it?
- Oh, by the way my boss said
- we can definitely use
His cabin up at traverse city
- so we can get
- some fishing in next weekend.
I don't think I can
make it after all.
- Wh-wh-what are
- you talking about?
- Sorry, Terrence.
- I can't see you anymore.
Ray...
Ray, I-I-I thought
we were hitting it off.
Terrence, it's just not
working out, all right?
What? I-I-I don't understand.
What about our plans?
- What about our weekend
- at the cabin?
What? What did I do?
It's not you, okay?
It's someone else.
Who?
It's Lisa, okay?
- She has a real problem
- with my seeing you.
- Yeah. I hear
- what you're saying, man.
I guess we did sort of put you
in the middle of it.
- Maybe in time,
- if things change.
Yeah. Right. Right, right.
I'm going to miss you, man.
Back at you.
Uh, I'll call you later, Tonya?
What a waste.
Hey, breakups are tough.
Buy you a drink?
Check!
Hi, Lisa.
You know, I've been
giving your feelings
a lot of consideration
- and well, I had a talk
- with Terrence, and I...
These are food boy bags.
Yeah.
- You said you'd never
- set foot in there again.
I got hungry.
So what about Terrence?
- Well, I've been hanging out
- with Terrence behind your back.
You have?
- Yeah, but we had a talk
- and I told him we couldn't
Hang out together anymore.
- You're never going
- to see Terrence again?
It's no big deal.
- Out of consideration
- for my feelings?
Absolutely.
Are you crazy?
- You thought I never wanted
- you to see Terrence again?
Where'd you get that idea?
From you.
- Oh, ray, that was
- just breakup talk.
- So you're saying you don't mind
- if I see Terrence.
You've got to see him.
- I need somebody
- to tell me how he's doing
- Who he's dating,
- how his life is deteriorating.
Suppose I want him back?
You are my in.
- Call Terrence and tell him
- you want to see him again.
No. I'm not calling him
and beg him
to be my friend again.
No. Forget it.
I'm sorry. You're right, ray.
I have some pride.
- You know, you could
- just ask him
- Could you borrow a tool
- or something, you know?
- Good idea. Then
- we could just...
Ease into it.
Well Frankie, my plan
didn't work out.
- I've been trying to
- make things happen.
- I have to let them
- happen naturally.
- Like helping her out
- when her locker's stuck.
Exactly.
Problem with your locker?
- -Can I help?
- -Sure.
Thanks, Roger.
Hi, Roger.
You're good, Roger.
Shut up and get the nurse.
03x02 - The Break-Up
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Starring Tia and Tamera Mowry as identical twin sisters separated at birth who are reunited as teenagers.
Starring Tia and Tamera Mowry as identical twin sisters separated at birth who are reunited as teenagers.