01x04 - Win a Plushie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Ruff Ruffman Show". Aired: September 28 – October 21, 2017.*
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01x04 - Win a Plushie

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The Ruff Ruffman Show!

With Blossom and Chet.

Yeah!



Hello, viewers.

Ruff Ruffman here at the countyfair, hoping to spot

my action to the max-tionRuff Ruffman plushie,

which was recently stolen bya nefarious llama named Steve.

[gasps, screams]

There he is!

There's my plushie!

So, my dear gentleman, you seea plushie to your liking?

Glen, what are youdoing here?

This is my summer job.

That's awesome!

So you can justget my plushie down for me.

[chuckles]

Ah, not so fast, Uncle Ruff.

You have to winthe plushie first.

What?

But it's mine!

It's yours only if you win theMilk Bottle Pyramid of Doom!

Great.

Okay. Here are the rules.

You have a choiceof three balls.

You only have one throw.

You must knock downall the bottles to win.

The balls you haveto choose from are:

the pom-pom ball of disaster,the bouncy ball of catastrophe,

and the softballof extreme scariness.

Pom-pom, bouncy ball,and softball.

Okay.

[Glen exclaiming]

Choose carefully, Uncle Ruff!

You only get one try,so pick the most effective ball.

You must make a prediction.

A prediction?

Based on what you already know,

what do you thinkwill happen?

Uh, well, let's see.

Uh, okay.

I know thatthe lighter the ball,

the easier it'll be to throw.

And I'm pretty surethat the lightest ball is...

The pom-pom of disaster?

Yes.

I therefore predictthat the pom-pom

will be the bestfor knocking down the bottles.

GLEN: Interesting.

You make a prediction, but youdon't test the prediction.

I'm intrigued byyour scientific process.

Well, I mean, I'm still...you know, I...

No, no, no, no.

Please proceed with yourone untested pom-pom.

Uh, well, actually,call Blossom.

Blossom, quick!

I need you to findprediction testers!

And hurry, before the bouncyball of catastrophe

brings catastrophe!

Oh, great timing.

BOTH: Hi, Ruff.

We can totally help.

We actually have balls here,

and we're going to seewhich one is going to

knock down the most bottles.

Well, that sounds great.

I could really use the help.

But how are yougoing to test this?

Well, first I have to make sureit's a fair test.

We can't just throw the balls.

Because if we throwthe balls, we might throw

one of the ballsharder than the other.

I have an idea.

RUFF: Huh.

What is she up to?

Looks like she's tying the ropeto a tree branch.

If we hang each ballfrom the end of the rope,

and we swing itfrom the exact same height,

it will be a fair test.

So we have a softball,a bouncy ball, and a pom-pom...

pom-pom ball.

RUFF: Hey, wait a minute.

That's all the same ballsI have to choose from here.

Huh, good thinking.

This is the pom-pom ball.

It looks like it's lightest.

This is the rubber ball,the medium heavy ball.

Last but not least,the softball.

I put some sand in these bottlesto weigh them down,

and I'm going to make a pyramid.

I'm going to standin the same position

and hold the ball at the exactsame height every time.

RUFF: Good.

Number one, pom-pom ball.

Three, two, one.

RUFF: Go, pom-pom!

Uh...

Zero bottles knocked down.

Aww.

RUFF: Whew, good thing I didn'tgo with the pom-pom ball.

[chuckles]

Okay, ball number two,which is the rubber ball.

And it's medium heavy.

Okay, here we go.

BOY: Two, one.

RUFF: Rubber ball.

BOY: Cool, one bottle.RUFF: Huh, only one.

Cool-- looks likethe slightly heavier ball

hit the bottles with more force.

RUFF: That it did.

Okay, let's see what ball numberthree does, the softball.

And it's also the heaviest ball.

Okay, here you go.

BOY: Three, two, one.

RUFF: Boom!

Yes, awesome!BOY: Amazing!

All the bottles.

RUFF: Perfect strike.

Oh, that was great.

Well done!

Well, Ruff, thatpretty much decides it--

the softball is obviouslythe best choice.

RUFF: I agree.

I think it's because thesoftball is the heaviest ball,

and the heaviest ballhits the bottles

with the most force,even though I swung it

from the same spot.

RUFF: Awesome!

Thanks, guys.

BOTH: Bye, Ruff.RUFF: Bye, guys.

All right, Glen,we've tested my prediction,

and it turns outmy prediction was wrong.

The softballof extreme scariness

is the most effective.

So here I go.

[drum roll]

[grunting]

[bell ringing]GLEN: You did it, Uncle Ruff!

You knocked over every bottle!

Which means you getthe top prize--

the colossal crazy cat plushie!

RUFF: Wait, what?

No, no, no, no.

I just want my plushie,the plushie of me.

Oh, I'm sorry, Uncle Ruff,but it was just won

by someone who saidthey wanted it

for the catapult competition.

The what?

Plushie!

♪ The Ruff Ruffman Show.

Yeah!
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