04x08 - Let's Clean it Up

[bunniefuu]

LET'S CLEAN IT UP

Hey Beavis...

Check this out.

Hey Butt-Head, Ozzy is
coming out of your mouth!

That's pretty cool.

Turn it up, Butt-Head.
Come on, turn it up!

Louder, louder!

Butt-Head, what in the
hell are you doing?

Why is it that
every single day

you have to test your
limits with me?

I might as well just start kicking
your ass at the beginning of class!

Oh my...

You boys smell like a turd!
What's wrong with you?

I want you boys to go straight
down to the nurse's office

for a lesson in personal hygiene.

And don't come back until
you can present yourself

as members of the human race!

Let's clean it up, people!

Hey, it's that guy from "Dragnet".

"I carry a badge.
My name is Friday".

My name is "Boner".

My name is "Boner's dad".

Whoa, who's that old guy?

I think that's like, some dude
from The Eagles or something.

Or like,
one of those Rolling Stones guys?

Oh yeah.

- I think that's Keith Richards.
- Oh yeah.

He's cool.

Did you hear that? They're like,
screwing up. They're not together.

Boner's dad needs to
have a talk with him.

He needs to say "Dammit Boner,

learn to sing before I kick your ass".

He needs to say "Get in your room
and practice, dammit!"

You'd make a good father, Beavis.

Yeah, yeah... thanks.

Is this like, classic rock?

I don't know.

- He said "skin".
- "Skin".

Hello?

I feel the animal within.

Me too. It's like... a snake.

Good afternoon, boys.

I'm Dreama.

Mr. Buzzcut sent us down here to
say "Hi" to someone named "Gene".

Please, come in.

I can sense your powerful aura!

Yeah.

We stink.

Lie down.

Relax.

I know just what you need.

Why don't you stallions
take your shirts off?

While I get some of my special
massaging Kama-Sutra oil.

Hey Beavis...

we're like, "knock-knock-knockin'
on heaven's door".

Someone's knock-knock-knockin'
on my bung door...

She almost touched my butt.

I find this to be
very conducive

to the spiritual means of

becoming one with your
atmospherics circumambience.

Me too.

You guys are so far-out!

How'd you know?

This is pretty cool.

It is important to harmoniously
coexist with time

by means of such subtle
and graceful motion.

Do you boys dance?

Relax...

and use more temper
and free flowing movements.

That Dreama chick is the
coolest chick I've ever saw.

Yeah, she's so cool.

I wish it was still yesterday.

Today sucks.

If it was yesterday,
it's like...

Dreama could be
my woman again.

- She's my woman, buttwipe!
- No way Butt-Head, she's mine!

Dude, hit me in the face.

Really? Cool!

Cool.

Do it again.

Cut it out! I didn't say
you could hit me!

So what?

That's cool.

Thingies! Thingies!

Rap videos are cool because, like,

they don't mess around with a bunch
of crap that you don't want to see.

They show, like, bouncing boobs.

Boobs, boobs, BOOBS!

Hey Butt-Head.

Isn't "I-ight" what
that dude Gilligan says

when that fat dude tells
him to do something?

He's like, "I-ight, Skipper!
Here are those coconuts!"

Or like, "I-ight! I brought some of
the expl*sives out of the lagoon!"

That Skipper dude is a bunghole.

"Uhhhhh, Gilligan!"

He should go, like:

"I quit, fat dude. You can get your
own damn coconuts. I-ight! I-ight!"

Is he spitting?

"To the Uptown crew, nuff respect,

to my man Shock Dog..."

What about me?

Yeah, what about me?

To my man Beavis, nuff respect!

To my man Butt-Head, nuff respect!

This is gonna be cool.

We should kick our asses everyday.

What do we got here?

Who are you?

Let go, asswipe!

I'm the nurse around these parts,
and I'm gon fix you boys up good.

She said "parts".

Now be still, both of ya.

Hey, where's Dreama?

We want Dreama.

You mean that astronomy T.A. who got
whacked in the head in class yesterday?

Ah, she's back in her
own room I guess.

Now drop your pants and get
your butts up in the air, boys.

I don't want to hurt you
anymore than you're already are.

Hygiene sucks.

- Cool!
- This rules, Butt-Head, check this out!

What?

I can't understand
what he's saying.

What's your problem, dumbass?

He's saying, like, um…

Done brine like a pelty?

That's cool.

See, like, like, right
here, he says, uh…

Exit is my raging member,
ban on a TV.

These words rule!

Rock!

Hey Butt-Head, if they X-rayed your wiener,

would they see a bone?

If you had a boner, they would.

That would be cool.

Water is cool.

We should, like, go to somebody's pool,

and like, go inside it,
and like, go underwater,

and-and just-just rock out!

Like a stinky photographing
on a wire relay in a state of!