04x12 - Put Out To Pasture / Future Schlock

[bunniefuu]

(Buzzing )

(Rattling )

♪ Rocko's modern life

Rocko's modern life.

♪ Rocko's modern life

Rocko's modern life.

(Whistling and buzzing )

(Splat! )

(Screaming )

♪ Rocko's modern life.

Rocko's modern life.

That was a hoot!

And a-one! And a-two!

And a-one! And a-- move those buns!

(Crunching )

And a-two! And a-three...

Announcer: and now for yet another ridiculously plot-heavy

O-town special report.

The surgeon general released his latest findings.

Eating too many pasture puffies can cause serious side effects

So be careful.

Side effects include sudden loss of consciousness

Leading to coma. (Laughs )

However, you'd have to eat as much as bags in a single day

For you to be in any serious danger.

Now back to more bunmaster.

(Belches )

(Moans )

And a-one! And a-two!

(Siren wailing )

Unit to hospital. Unit to hospital.

Be advised:

We've got a guy

That ateway too many pasture puffies.

Poor heffer.

Poor, poor heffer.

He was a good friend.

Don't talk like that, filburt.

Puffy?

Pu-pu-pu-puffy!

Puffy!

Please, sir, may i?

Poor heffer.

Dear friend.

Clear.

I remember when we first met!

Man: giving out free samples isn't all fun, you know.

It's got a dark side.

Like what?

Like this!

Who's that?

This is a parasite.

He feeds off free sample givers like yourself.

He's a master of disguise.

Don't worry, boss.

I got an eye for creeps.

Free stuff!

Stuff for free!

Sample stuff for nothing!

I'd like a free sample.

Hmm. I don't think so.

But I don't under...

Just... Walk away.

But...

I said get out of here!

I've got to find me an honest face.

There we go!

Sir! Sir!

Yes, you!

Sir, would you like to try a free sample?

It's some of the finest free stuff ever.

Mmm, don't mind if I do.

(Crunching loudly )

How does it taste, friend?

I say, how does it taste, friend?

(Munching )

(Belches )

Okay, pal.

How about saving some, huh?

The nerve of that guy!

(Crunching )

Hello, ma'am.

What do you think of our stuff?

(Smacking, crunching )

You!

I know your face, pal!

Excuse me?

Oh, no, you don't!

You're not going to fool me again!

Huh?

Manager: filburt!

What the heck are...

Oh, no, you don't!

Are you crazy?

Just back off!

(Crunching )

(Laughs nervously )

(Farting )

(Screaming )

Oh, this reminds me of the time

When heffer sent ed to the hospital.

When was that, mr. Bighead?

That was back when I was known as...

The handsomest man in o-town.

It happened many years ago

When heffer was our paper boy.

(Glass breaking )

Mrs. Bighead: ed! Ed!

Would you forget about the paper boy

And get in here?!

I'm going to b*at him this time, bev

I can feel it.

I'm going to b*at him!

Okay, bighead, just you and me.

It's just you and me!

(Revving motor )

(Revving motor )

(Tires squealing )

Mrs. Bighead: ed!

I see you have fixed our giant blender!

(Grinding and mixing )

And that is why I look like I do today.

Poor heffer.

His appetite for life was too great.

Yes. This reminds me of when we first met

Way back at o-town high.

Teacher: class, we have a student

Who's transferring into shop class today.

I want you all to meet heffer wolfe.

I know you're all finishing

Your potato light projects tomorrow

So I'd like one team

To volunteer to take on heffer.

Just make him feel welcome.

Anyone?

Someone want heffer?

For extra credit?

Don't make me choose.

Come on, guys, please.

Why doesn't anyone want that guy?

I think I've heard of him--

Something bad.

Oh, nonsense.

I'm going to have him join us.

No! I think I've heard of him.

Hello, heffer.

My name is rocko

And this is filburt.

Okay, so what we're doing here

Is making a potato lamp and it's supposed

To look like this.

See?

See, and the team who makes

The light shine brightest wins.

(Yawning )

Isn't that fun?

Because when the potato is combined with water

It creates an electrical current

Which will turn on the light bulb.

Pretty neat, huh?

(Munching )

So, we've got our water.

We just need the potato... Uh.

What?

Sir?

Could we have another...

No. It's due tomorrow morning.

If your lamp doesn't work

You fail and have to go to summer school.

(Bell rings )

(All chattering )

(Door slams )

(Laughs nervously )

(Crickets chirping )

(Snoring )

(Screaming )

Bad dream.

Uh, let's take a break.

I've got some potato chips.

Here we go.

One for you.

And one for you.

One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.

And two for you.

One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...

And two for you.

And two for me.

And three for you.

And three for you.

And three for me.

And four for you.

And four for you.

And four for me.

And five for you.

And five for you.

And five for me.

Okay, let's eat.

Mmm.

(Crunching )

Mmm... Mmm.

(Whimpering )

Heffer, what's the matter?

(Sniffling )

I don't have any potato chips!

Yeah, you ate all yours.

Bu-but you do

And I don't have anymore

And you got, and I want and ...the chips...

Well, okay.

We'll share mine, okay?

Would that be okay?

(Gulps )

Feel better?

I'll put this one here

So I don't forget this.

And I'll have this one tomorrow for cartoons

And this one for...

Oh, no.

No-no-no-no-no-no-no- no-no-no-no-no-no!

I'm not giving him nothing!

I got plans for these chips!

You ate yours, fat boy!

These babies are mine!

Okay, let's see.

One, two, three, four, five.

One, two, three, four, five.

One, two, three, four, five.

I'll put this one, and this one...

And then I'll put this one here...

Ooh!

Oh, this, this one first.

(Murmuring )

No, no, no, no, no.

Ah, uh, you, you first...

I'm eating you...

(Whistling like tea kettle )

(Screaming )

(Filburt screams )

Hey, get off!

Stop it!

Get your fat hooves off of me!

(Crunching )

You full yet?

You've eaten almost everything

In the room!

Oh, wait a second!

Here's the potato chip bag.

There might be a crumb in there!

Yeah!

You like that, huh?

You like eating that?

Wait, wait!

You didn't eat this yet!

You want to eat this, too?

How's that taste?

Come on, what else can we stuff

In your fat mouth?

Oh, here you go!

Since you ate the potato

You can eat the light bulb!

(Electrical buzzing )

(Buzzing resumes )

What do you got?

French fries!

French fries!

French fries!

Mashed potatoes!

Mashed potatoes!

Mashed potatoes!

Spud nuts!

Spud nuts!

Heff (with mouth full ): spud nuts!

Potato buds!

Potato knish!

Potato dumplings!

Potato juice!

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la...

Okay, class.

I'm going to grade your projects

And remember, the brightest lamp gets extra credit.

"A."

"A."

Hmm.

What's the matter?

Check the bulb.

Oh, let me see.

Do something, filburt.

Rub your hands together.

"F."

(Electrical buzzing )

(Dying down )

(Buzzing continues )

(Exploding )

Heffer: rocko!

(Echoing ): it's beautiful!

And then what happened?

Got an a-plus.

(Sighs )

Oh, yeah!

Heffer, you're okay!

(All chattering )

Why, you lousy...

Don't you ever do that again!

You owe us big time!

Nasty cow!

Okay, good-bye!

Thanks for coming!

See you!

(Crunching )

(Gulps )

Hi, rocko!

See you!

(Laughs )

Hard to find quality health care..

Stuff in the beds... Jeez!

(Whizzing and whistling )

(Beeping )

I don't know.

Looks kind of spooky up there.

Ouch! (Crashing )

What was that?

I think I broke an antique.

Ah, for pete's sake.

What did you break?

It's a picture.

I believe the correct term was "phonograph."

Oh, my gosh, look!

It's dad!

And there's you.

And there's me.

Or maybe that's me, I don't know.

It's kind of hard to tell.

Who's the big, fat guy?

That's uncle heffer

The one you take after.

What do you mean?

(Beeping )

My space odomotronometer.

I'm getting a reading

And it's coming...

From inside the...

(Whispering ): kitchen.

It's inside the refrigerizer.

An organic material of a highly complex

Genetic nature.

Norbert...

You're getting fingerprints on the chrome.

Sorry.

(Screaming )

Looks like a very old banana.

(Squishes )

Fascinating.

Yeah.

Why would anyone put a banana

In the refrigerizer?

Both: let's go ask dad.

I wish the old man

Would let us get a space-car-mobile.

(Coughing and passing gas )

Father?

(Steam hissing )

(Gasping )

(Wheezing )

(Wheezing and coughing )

What did I tell you two about coming here?

Both: we should stop by as often as possible.

Oh, yeah.

(Motor whirring )

Come forward, my sons.

You come with questions?

Yes, father.

You may each ask one question.

Gilbert.

How old are you?

Thirty-eight.

(Farts )

Norbert?

Uh, why do we wear these things

On our shoulders?

Because it's the future!

Thank you for stopping by.

Rats!

Oh, darn.

Hey, fellas.

Shelbert, come here, quick.

Okay.

(Whispering )

Right.

I have a question, oh, father.

Yes, shelbert.

Oh, father, why would anybody

Put a banana in the refrigerizer?

A banana?!

I haven't seen this in years.

Oh, rocko...

And, uh, that fat guy.

Uncle heffer?

Right, uncle heffer.

My sons...

Father?

Prepare to reminisce!

(Alarm ringing )

What's happening?

Dad's reminiscing.

Neat.

(Motor whirring )

When you were just babies...

Wait, how do I make everything all wiggly?

The green one, daddy!

When you were just babies...

Say cheese.

Cheese!

(Camera clicks )

Okay, now, heff

You take norbert

And, rocko, you hold shelbert somewhere.

Maybe mr. Bighead

Will take a picture of us.

No.

Ed, what did I tell you

About being nice to the neighbors?

(Grumbling ): idiot kangaroo...

(Mumbling )

Thanks, mr. Bighead.

Rocko: don't wag your tail.

Heffer: here we go.

Hold it!

Cheese!

Pineapples!

Thanks, mr. Bighead.

Thanks, mr. Bighead.

Thanks, mr. Bighead.

(Mockingly ): thanks mr. Bighead.

I'll see you, fellas.

I got to take the kids home

For a changey-poo.

See you later, fil.

Good-bye, filburt.

Oh, my gosh!

I don't believe it.

(Gasps )

A real, live monkey!

That's terrible.

Hello, little monkey.

Mr. Bighead, what's with the monkey?

None of your business.

Rocko: top secret space monkey?

You're not going to send him into space.

You can't just send

A helpless little monkey into space.

You don't have any right to...

Poor little monkey.

(Snoring )

Heffer.

Heffer, wake up.

Wha...?

Go get a banana.

Huh?

We're going to save that monkey.

(Panting )

(Barking )

No, spunky.

Shh!

(Creaking )

(Elephant trumpets, woman screams )

(Bugle plays cavalry charge )

Hey there, little monkey-monkey.

Look what uncle heffy brought you.

I don't know, he doesn't look happy.

Maybe he doesn't like bananas.

Maybe we should...

Hey! Take it easy!

Ow!

(Monkey screeching )

(Yelping )

(Screams )

(Screeching )

(Whooping )

(Tires screeching )

(Screaming )

(Yapping )

Heffer!

He forgot his little suitcase.

Leave it!

We've got to catch him

Before he gets hurt!

Wait for me!

♪ Doody-doot-toot-toot-toot

♪ Whistle, whistle, tooty-toot

Toot.

That's peculiar.

(Wheels screeching, glass breaking )

(Squealing )

Rocko: there he goes!

Man: ten, nine, eight, seven...

Hello?

I found a banana in the driveway.

I put it in the refrigerator.

Rocko?

(Doorbell ringing, banging at door )

(Yowling )

(Screaming )

Man: ...four, three, two, one...

Fire!

(Screaming )

What have you done?

Where's that kangaroo?

Where is my monkey?!

(Roaring )

Oh, boy.

And I never saw them again.

Gone.

Forever.

In the blackness of space.

(Sniffling )

(Roaring )

Oh, there they are.

Quickly-- to the transportator.

(Beeping )

(Beeping )

(Yelling )

There she is.

Are you all right, madam president?

Yes, yes, I'll be fine.

(Siren wailing )

Good work, agent five.

Hey!

That's my space rocket!

Nice try, earth-frog.

What are you talking about?

You might have gotten away with it

If you'd taken the sticker off.

I don't understand.

I never tried to...

Save it for the council of judgment.

Let's go home.

Wait, please, please.

There's been some mistake.

Isn't that my garage door opener?

No! No! Wait, wait!

Hiya, filburt.

Hey, fellas.

(Banging )

(Whirring and beeping )

Well, it will take some getting used to.

But I'm glad to be home.

I love the future.

I love the future.

And I'm feeling as fit as a fiddle.

Hey, dad!

We're going into outer space!

Okay.

Wait!

You don't know how to drive!

(Roaring )

They're... Gone.

(Roaring )

They're back!

(All screaming )

Well, so, fil

What have you been up to these past years?

Are you kidding?

Heffer: ♪ bazillion bottles of root beer on the wall ♪

♪ Bazillion bottles of root beer... ♪