04x11 - Hypno Puppy Love / Driving Mrs. Wolfe

[bunniefuu]

[Buzzing]

[Rattling]

♪ Rocko's modern life

Rocko's modern life.

♪ Rocko's modern life

Rocko's modern life.

[Whistling and buzzing]

[Splat!]

[Screaming]

♪ Rocko's modern life.

Rocko's modern life.



That was a hoot!

Wow! Bunny man's the best.

Hmm.

"Master the art of hypnotism.

Hypnotize your friends."

Hypnotize your friends?

Hmm...

[Laughing]

Yes, my little puppets.

You are under my spell.

[Laughing]

I'll do it.

[Tires squealing]

Thank you, mr. Mailman.

My hypnotism kit is here.

I can't wait to show rocko.

You bought a what?

A hypnotism kit.

Hey, filburt, let me put you under my spell.

Oh, no.

I want nothing to do with your voodoo.

Okay, rock, I'll hypnotize you.

Heff, you're wasting your time.

Now, let's see.

Ah, yes, lesson one.

"First, make your subject comfortable."

You comfortable, rocko?

[Sarcastically]: oh, yes, very.

Great.

It says here

"Stare directly at the watch."

Don't take your eyes off the watch.

Just relax and follow the watch.

You'll feel very tired.

You're getting sleepy.

No, I'm not.

Very sleepy...

It's not working, heff.

Just a little bit sleepy?

[Rattling]

It's not working!

[Grunting]

You're darn right it's not work--

[Snoring]

He's in my power!

He's in my power.

Now I'll turn him into something cool.

A rooster?

Turn him into a rooster!

Okay.

At the sound of the gong

You will be a rooster.

[Clanging]

[Crowing]

[Clucking]

[Heff and filburt laughing]

Okay, how about this one?

At the sound of the gong

You will be stiff and rigid

As a bar of steel.

Cool.

Filburt, grab two chairs.

Whoo!

Got 'em.

He's so stiff.

Watch this.

This is great.

Wow.

Can I fit up there, too?

Both: whoa!

[Whooping]

Ooh!

Whoa!

[Crashing]

At the sound of the gong

You will be...

A dog!

[Barking]

[Panting]

[Both chuckling]

Okay, heff.

Bring him back to normal

So we can tell him how funny he was.

Bring him back, bring him back.

Let's see...

"To bring subject out of spell

Please see lesson two."

Lesson two?

I only ordered lesson one.

Heffer, you got to call

For lesson number two right away.

[Snarling]

That's right, send lesson two immediately.

We're running out of dog food.

What's that?

X-ray glasses?

Yeah.

How much are they?

Yeah, all right, toss that in, too.

Where's rocko?

In the kitchen with spunky.

Whoops.

Rocko!

Here, rocko!

Rocko!

Here, boy.

Here, boy.

He's gone.

Now what do we do?

[Snarling]

[Barking]

Ow!

Hey!

Hey, you mutt, get away from those.

[Whining]

Oh...

You adorable little creature.

Oh, yes.

[Singing to herself]

There you go.

All pretty and clean.

So beautiful.

I think I'll call you fluffy.

I hate you.

[Screaming]

Ed!

Don't tease the dog!

Heffer: rocko? Rocko!

Filburt: here, boy.

Rocko...

Rocko, rocko?

Sweetie, woo-woo...

Both: rocko.

[Gasping]

Heff, you better get a look at this.

[Heffer gasping]

No...

Rocko's shirt.

It's all flat.

It looks like we're too late, buddy.

Oh, rocko, he's a...

He's a...

A road waffle!

[Flies buzzing]

Let's go drown our sorrows.

It's all my fault.

Why did I have to go and order that hypnotism kit, anyway?

I don't know.

Because you're stupid?

[Sobbing]

There, there.

We're all going to miss him.

Sorry, boys, you have to hit the road.

It's closing time.

[Sobbing]

What are you two boys doing out so late?

We were looking for...

Heffer: and then we found...

With a tire tread on it...

Good night.

[Barking]

That dog looks awfully familiar.

Rocko!

Rocko!

Rocko!

Rocko!

Both: lesson two!

Now we can snap rocko out of it.

Jump!

Jump!

[Barking]

Mommy loves her little fluffy-wuffums.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mommy do.

And fwuffy woves mommsy-wommsy

Doesn't fwuffy?

[Whispering]: that's so gross.

[Whispering]: you're telling me.

Mrs. Bighead's in love.

This isn't going to be easy.

Okay, boy.

Ready to catch?

Ready?

Go get it!

Hi, boy.

Oh, what a cute doggie.

You're getting very sleepy.

Mrs. Bighead: hey!

Keep your goofy hocus-pocus to yourself.

It's okay, baby.

Mommy will protect you from the weirdos.

Time for plan "b."

Got him.

Let's get out of here.

[Both gasping]

Can't go that way.

Quick, out front door.

Fluffy, is that you?

Fluffy, where are you?

Ed, how could you?!

What, precious?

You left the door open

And my dog ran away!

[Pleased] it did?

I mean...

[Sadly]: it did?

Yes, it did

Because you left the door open.

[Sobbing]

I want my fluffy.

I want my fluffy!

Great, just great.

No...

[Sobbing]

Oh, fluffy

Oh, my little fluffy...

Ah, quit your blubbering.

I brought you a present.

Fluffy?

Yeah, fluffy.

What would I want with a stupid fish?

Oh, eddie

It's adorable.

Oh, let's go show the neighbors.

Heffer: at the sound of the gong

You will be your original self

And remember nothing of what happened.

Hey, guys, when are you going to hypnotize me?

Blimey!

I'm hairless.

And where are my clothes?

You guys are sick.

Give me that.

[Laughing]

[Knocking]

Hi, boys.

I just had to show you my new...

Ooh,tres chic,rocko.

It's all the rage in france.

You really like it?

[Laughing]

[All but rocko laughing]

[Heffer laughing wildly]

X-ray specs.

[All screaming]

[Laughing hysterically]

I can see you!

I can see all of you!

[Gunning engine]

[Growling]

[Screaming]

Yeah, that's me.

Speeding headlong towards certain destruction

With heff's mom at the wheel.

How did I get into this improbable situation?

It all started a few days ago.

You see, heff's dad had finally bought a new car.

It's smooth, it's sporty.

It handles like a charm.

I tell you, there's nothing like owning a new car.

Yeah, except maybe driving it.

Are you nuts? She could get scratched or dented.

She's fine right here in the driveway.

Yeah, virginia, this is one fine automobile.

It certainly is, dear.

George, dear.

Yeah?

Well, the kids and I were just thinking, you know

That we had the car for three months now

And we were wondering when we might...

What? What? Spit it out.

When can we take the car out of the driveway?

Didn't I get you all bus schedules?

But part of the fun of having a new car is driving it.

Yeah, it's supposed to be a family car.

I want to drive it to rocko's house.

I could drive it to my poetry readings.

I want to drive, too.

Yeah, right, grandpa.

I'll steer with my gums.

To be honest, it's such a nice car

I'd like to drive it myself.

You, mom?

You can't even drive.

Well, I can learn.

Well, you're not learning in my car.

No one is driving that car!

And just to make sure, I am putting the key here.

[Beeping]

Now no one can drive it.

[Cackling]

George, when did you build this?

Last night. You like it?

Dad's got too much free time.

It's blocking the tv.

Hi, mrs. Wolfe. Is heff here?

No, sorry, rocko.

George took heff and the kids out today.

Say, rocko, you got a car.

Could you drive me to the store?

Why don't you take the new car?

I'd love to, but I'm afraid I don't know how to drive.

Well, I suppose I could teach you.

When do we start?

Well, now, I guess.

Mrs. Wolfe

First we're going to try

Driving around these light poles.

You see? That was easy.

Now it's your turn.

[Crashing]

Don't worry, rocko, I'm fine.

I'll just back up.

[Whimpering]

Ah...

[Crashing]

There.

[Laughing nervously]

I think perhaps we should wear these.

Okay, it's time to get back in traffic now.

Slowly...

Wait...

Wait...

[Screaming]

Now let's try parallel parking.

Oops.

You have to put it in drive, mrs. Wolfe.

Now, put it in reverse.

Okay, okay, make up your mind.

Now, just ease to the left

There, how's that?

Well, uh, we are in the space.

Now it's important to read all the signs you see.

Like this one, for instance.

"Slow children playing."

What about signs without words?

Most of them are self-explanatory.

This one is, um

Uh, mmm...

I'm not sure.

Oh, it's a cheese crossing.

It's all clear now.

[Clanking]

A train crossing, mrs. Wolfe.

Stop! Hit the brakes!

Brakes, let's see.

There, that's one of these pedals, right?

Ah, here it is. There.

That was a nice, smooth stop, wasn't it?

Are you crazy?!

Don't stop on the tracks!

You don't have to yell.

When you tell at me, I get all flustered.

Train is coming!

Well, we're not going anywhere

Till you change your tone.

Okay.

Could you please...

Mrs. Wolfe: well, it's a good thing

We were wearing our seat belts.

All in all, I think your car fared pretty well.

You may want to get the bumper straightened out, though.

Well, I guess I'd better start walking home now.

Oh, don't be silly, I'll drive you.

We'll take the new car.

Thank you so much for the driving lesson, rocko.

I'm much more confident now.

Yes, I can see that.

Don't worry, rocko, we'll get you home early.

Well, here's my exit coming up.

Don't worry, rocko, we'll catch the next one.

Ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to the demolition derby.

Yeah, let's see some smashing.

This is barbaric.

Yeah, my new car's a beaut.

Oh, dear, this can't be right.

Let's see, we took this exit

Then we should turn here--

Oh, wait, that's a coffee stain.

Hey, someone's brought a new car to the derby.

All right!

I know what car I'm smashing first.

Shiny metal.

Must dent.

Man, she's going to get smeared.

It looks like somebody

Brought in a brand-new car today.

Did you ever see a car this nice?

Yeah, right there.

All right!

It's mom and rocko.

Ready...

Set...

Oh, you know what?

We're facing the wrong way.

Go!

Don't worry, rocko, we'll get you home.

[Cars barking]

I'm going to smash you, lady.

Now, that's just darn rude.

Look out!

Now, what did I tell you about yelling?

Announcer: it looks like everyone

Is trying to smash the brand-new car.

This is my first day driving, and I know I'm not perfect

But I think I'm doing all right.

Mrs. Wolfe?

Please.

Okay, because you asked nice.

Well, would you look at that?

It's very artistic.

Whoops.

We must be headed the wrong way again.

This traffic's horrible.

Announcer: a narrow escape by the new car

But how long can it hold out?

If I didn't know better, I'd say those cars

Are following us.

[Cheering]

Way to go, mom!

All right.

[Babbling]

Hey, you in the hat, I can't see.

Hey, you in the car, I can't see.

Mrs. Wolfe: it's raining cars.

How strange.

Announcer: the brand-new car

Has eliminated all the other cars.

All the cars except for

The thrasher.

Oh, look, rocko, he wants to play.

Okay, let's play!

[Screaming]

Ooh, don't be silly, we'll be fine.

[Screaming]

Hey, we won.

Hey, mom won.

Won?

Well, virginia, I must say

That was some pretty fancy driving.

Mrs. Wolfe: well, I had a good teacher.

We'll take you to get your license tomorrow.

Yeah, she's one fine automobile.

She certainly is.

Kids: can we drive it now?

No! No!

We don't want to get her scratched or dented.