02x11 - Snowball/Frog's Best Friend

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(Buzzing )

(Rattling )

♪ Rocko's modern life

Rocko's modern life.

♪ Rocko's modern life

Rocko's modern life.

(Whistling and buzzing )

(Splat! )

(Screaming )

♪ Rocko's modern life.

Rocko's modern life.



That was a hoot!

(Car horn beeping repeatedly )

Come on...

Come on, heff.

I told you to be ready at :.

(Loud creaking )

(Imitates skiing noises )

Hey, rocko.

Heff, what are you doing?

Since we're going through the mountains

Could we go skiing?

(Continues making noises )

Heff, come on, get down, we got to go.

Why?

(Continues making noises )

I promised my boss we wouldn't goof off.

Rocko, I want you to pick up a shipment of bigman comics

On the other side of the mountains.

Here's money to buy them, and extra for gas and food.

Remember-- buy the comics and come directly home.

(Shouting ): and no goofing off!

So sit tight

And enjoy the ride, okay?

(Tires screech )

(Engine backfiring )

Heffer: ♪ hot cross buns, hot cross buns ♪

♪ Hot cross buns, mmm, mmm, good ♪

♪ Hot cross buns, something yummy ♪

♪ Two women offered me... ♪

Please stop singing.

It's annoying.

(Softly humming same tune )

♪ Hot cross buns...

(Louder ): ♪ hot cross buns, they're so delicious ♪

(Echoing ): ♪ I love hot cross buns to eat! ♪

Rocko (exasperated ): heffer!

(Mumbling )

(expl*si*n )

(Tires screeching )

(Tires screeching )

Blazes, what's going on?

I think the road's blocked or something.

Sounded like an avalanche.

An avalanche?

We could be here for hours.

(Horns honking )

Heff: rocko!

Look-- mt. Frosty!

Let's go!

I told you, no goofing off.

We have to pick up those comic books

And be back in o-town on time.

Besides, we don't have the money.

But rocko, it's only $..

It's a special, today only.

$. For everything.

We have plenty of money to cover that.

Besides, look at this traffic.

Like you said, we'll be stuck here for hours.

Mmm, well...

Other people are going, they've got the right idea.

I guess we did get a little extra money.

It's frost-o-rific!

Okay, let's do some skiing.

All right!

(Tires screeching )

(Engine backfires )

Rocko: now, heff, we can't spend

More than five bucks apiece, okay?

Yeah, sure, all right.

Welcome to mt. Frosty, it's frost-o-rific.

Two all-day passes, please!

That'll be $. Each.

You need skis?

Uh, yeah, heh, heh.

Uh, I guess we do.

Remember, children, always keep an eye on your equipment.

There's people who would grab everything you leave standing.

Just like that, gone.

Then what do you do?

Here you go.

Gee, you know, those look a bit too long...

And I don't ski that well...

(Loud rustling )

That'll be $. Each.

Five dollars?

We already paid $.!

The sign says, "everything, $.."

That's right.

Everything is $..

(Boing )

(Crunching )

(Pop )

These seem a bit snug, heff.

Snug, shmug-- they're supposed to be tight.

Come on, let's go.

(Creaking, rocko grunting )

(Boing )

(Boing )

(Grunting )

(Boing )

(Squishy thud )

Come on, rocko!

(Rocko yelling )

(Crash )

(Goat bleating )

Ugh.

Five bucks for the chair lift...

(Sarcastically ): your grace.

Five more dollars? This is ridiculous.

Heff, he's trying to make me... I refuse to...

(Grunting ): heffer!

(Sighs )

(Cash register rings )

See, isn't this great, rocko?

Frost-o-rific, heff.

(Rocko grunting )

I'll see you at the top, rocko, okay?

Hey, pal, why don't you quit while you're ahead

And go hang out in the lodge?

(Cash register rings )

(Clang )

(Rocko grunts )

(Cash register rings )

(Clanging, rocko grunts )

(Splat )

(Cash register rings )

It's time I gave you a few pointers.

That's good, you're doing fine.

There you go, there you go!

(Tires screech )

(Crash )

Okay, here we go...

Keep those tips up.

Okay... Okay...

Here comes the tree...

Great, you passed right by it!

Way to go!

Oh...

(Thud, rocko grunts )

Okay, this is it

We're not going to hit anything.

Looking good, rocko, all right!

Whoo-oo!

Awesome, great form!

Watch it!

(Yelling ): yeah!

Great, you did it!

I did it!

Hurray!

I did it! I did it...

(Clang, thud )

(Growling )

Trees, dumb trees everywhere!

(Giggles nervously )

Trees... So green and gentle.

(Giggles nervously )

(Rocko screaming )

Way to go, rocko!

(Loud rumbling )

(Tires screeching )

(Rumbling )

(Crowd chattering )

Ilove hot chocolate with marshmallows!

(Grunting )

Me, too, heff.

(Fire roaring )

(Bell rings )

Hey, rocko...

(Whistles )

(Gulps )

(Whirring )

(Cash register rings )

(Fire roaring )

Heffer: I'm telling you, rocko...

You are ready for...

"The devil's crevice"!

No, heff, it sounds too dangerous.

(Cash register rings )

It'll be ten bucks foryo big guy.

Ten bucks?

Forget that!

(Opening zipper ) I'm telling you, rocko

It'll be the thrill of a lifetime!

Absolutely not!

(Zipper closing )

It's free!

Free? Really?

Now you're talking.

Come on, it's over here!

And there's no line!

(Whirring and creaking )

(Comet whizzes )

How'd you talk me into this?

It's...

It's madness.

I want to go back down.

Can we ride back down?

Sure.

For $..

Oh, yes... Certainly.

$.... Yes, uh, $., Uh, heh, heh...

I've got $.... Somewhere here...

I've got it... R-right here... $..

(Boing )

(Echoing ): heffer?!

We, we've spent all of mr. Smitty's money!

What are we going to do?!

I know.

What?

(Grinding )

(Rocko screaming )

(Wind whistling )

(Jet engine roaring )

(Bowling pins crashing )

(Grunting and screaming )

(Crashing and honking )

(Jet blasting off )

(Rocko screaming )

(Chirping )

(Clang )

(Ecstatically ): isn't this great?!

(Sobbing laughter )

(Whistling nonchalantly )

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

(Shrieks, antique car horn honks )

(Crashing, goat bleating )

(Motorcycle engine )

(Motorcycle engine )

(Clang, rocko grunts )

"Frost-o says jump and win instantly."

(Bell clanging, shrieking )

(Shrieking )

Loudspeaker: nurse cardance to the e.r., Please, nurse cardance...

Rocko!

How're you feeling?

Did the nurse give you the thermometer yet, huh?

(Painfully ): uh-huh.

I delivered the comic books, everything's okay.

(Thudding )

It's a good thing you jumped

And won all that money, huh?

(Grunts )

We better go and let you rest.

Hey, let me turn on the tv for you.

See ya tamale!

(Loud thudding, door slamming )

Announcer: ski fans!

Thrills, chills, spills!

Ski mt. Frosty

Everything only $.!

And don't forget mt. Frosty's meanest run--

Devil's crevice!

It's frost-o-rific!

What do you say we get ice cream?

Crog no like ice cream.

I knew you were a burger man.

(Thudding )

Oh, so you're rocko's parents!

Well, he's down the hall and to the right.

(Electrical zapping )

(Dog yelping )

(Growling and snarling )

(Cat snarling )

(Barking and growling )

Hi, earl.

I'm your fairy dogmother, laverne.

Now, I know in the past you've been a bad dog

But I think you've learned your lesson.

If I let you go

Will you promise to be a good doggie from now on?

(Snarling and barking )

May I take that for a yes?

Go, earl, and be a good example to...

(Chomps )

(Chews noisily )

(Gulps )

(Squeaking )

(Prison siren wailing )

(Tires screeching )

(Humming )

(Heavy breathing in bushes )

Mrs. Bighead: honey, it's the fly man!

Oh, good morning, dan.

Good morning, mrs. Bighead.

Got some real fresh ones for you today.

Ooh, they all look so good.

That one in the corner...

He's diseased, isn't he?

Oh, yes, ma'am!

Ooh, they look delish!

Oh, better cut next week's order in half.

Mr. Bighead is on a little diet.

Oh, yes.

See you tomorrow!

Toodle-oo.

(Growling )

(Growling continues )

Whew.

(Snarling )

(Panting )

Ha... Heh heh...

Spunky, you had me shaking in my boots.

(Chomping, screaming )

(Growling )

(Chomping )

Now, ed, these aren't for you.

You're on a diet.

Remember?

Here'syour breakfast.

What is this?

It's cottage cheese.

One curd?

If it's too much

I can cut it in half for you.

Good, you're done.

Hurry up, or you'll be late for work, darling.

Ooh, ooh... And drop this in the trash

On your way to the car.

(Snarling )

(Snarls )

(b*llet ricocheting )

(Yelling )

(Chomping, yelling )

(Yelling )

(Shrieking )

(Yelling, barking )

(Barking, thudding )

(Barking )

Uh-oh.

(Chomping )

(Rumbling, yelling )

(Yelling )

(Thudding )

(Roaring )

(Barking )

(Tires screeching, crashing )

(Tires screeching, barking )

(Growling, tires screeching )

(Growls )

(Clang )

All right, flea bag!

Drop the flora

Or you'll regret the day you were weaned.

("The good, bad, and the ugly" playing )

(Joints crunching )

(Clang )

(Growls )

(Growls )

Put those flowers back!

(Whimpering )

(Whimpering )(grunting )

That's right, that's right...

Put 'em back!

(Whimpering )

Oh, it's okay.

I didn't mean to frighten you.

(Whimpers )

Here, smell my hand.

(Yells ): smell it!

(Sniffs )

That's right.

(Pop )

See, I won't hurt you.

(Whistling, heart pounding )

(Gulps )

Oh, you poor baby.

What's this?

Earl dog specimen...

(Gasps )

Oh, sold for science experiments!

Oh, I know the torment you have endured.

Oh, you poor, pathetic, misunderstood wretch!

Let me clutch you to my bosom.

As god is my witness

You will never be prodded in the name of science again!

(Tires screech )

(Sighs )

Oh, ed...

I adopted a puppy.

(Yelling ): no!

Bev, get away from him!

He's a bone-crushing

Buick-dismantling, poorly drawn, backbiting

k*lling machine!

Uh-huh.

Let me explain this to you.

This is earl.

He is our dog now, and I love him like a son

And you will, too

Or you will get even less to eat

Than you get now.

Mrs. Bighead: ed, if you burn a few calories playing with earl

Maybe we could cheat a little on your diet.

Have fun, boys!

(Growls )

(Gulps )

(Growls )

(Barking )

(Yelling )

(Chomping, snarling )

(Yelling )

(Crash )

Whoa, he's biting my butt, ouch!

(Chomping, crashing )

(Yelling ): bev!

(Chomping )

(Yelling )

(Crash )

(Barking, yelling )

I wonder if I have any nutmeg.

Here's your dinner, earlsie.

Bon appetit.

Here, ed.

Since you've been playing so hard

I gave you a double portion.

(Snarling )

(Splattering )

(Chomping, grunting )

(b*llet ricocheting )

(Banging )

(Boing )

(High-pitched babble )

Oh, mom, you should see them together.

Ed is out giving earl a bath.

(Yelling )

(Gurgling )

Are you clean now?

Oh, well, here's a nice treat for you.

(Sobbing )

Ed, why don't you take the dog out for a walk?

I am not taking the dog out again!

Oh, ed, you just haven't bonded yet.

If he's a good boy, you can give him this steak.

Oh... Yes.

Well, maybe we should bond.

Come on, earlsie.

Let's spend some quality time together, huh?

Just you, me...

And... The steak.

(Chuckling wickedly )

You don't think I could just have a, a little bite...

No!

That's it!

It's him or me!

(Coyly ): oh, earlsie.

(Cat yowling )

Look what I have for you.

(Snarls, gulps )

Helpless victims.

(Snarling )

(Heavy door slams shut )

(Engine starts )

(Tires screeching )

(Laughing, earl barking )

(Tires screeching )

Oh, earl...

I've got a nice, juicy fly man for you.

(Laughing )

(Ed laughing, earl snarling )

(Continues laughing )

(Laughter echoes )

(Continues laughing )

(Laughing, tires screeching )

(Rocket engines f*ring )

(Snarling )

(Chomps )

(Tires screech )

(Tires screech )

(Satellite beeping )

(Tires screech )

Ed, honey, have you seen earl?

Uh... Oh, yes, yes.

He's out back.

How's my baby earl?

Oh, my, we're energetic today, aren't we?

Oh, you're so cute.

All right, earl...

Here's your nice...

(Whirring )

Excuse me, ma'am...

Is this yours?

Earl!

Want to keep it on a leash?

(Grunting, panting happily )

That's it, that's it!

I have been mashed, pummelled

Bitten, scratched, fetched, buried

And reduced to wearing this ridiculous costume.

I'm calling the pound!

Ed, you're not serious!

You bet your butt I'm serious!

But, ed, but, ed, but, ed...

Hello, dog pound?

I'd like to report a vicious dog.

What?! Yes, I'll hold.

Ma'am.

(Barking )

Feeding time, yoo-hoo!

(Barking, fighting )

Oh, my gosh, it's real food!

Oh-ho... Shoo, shoo, shoo, go away!

Don't even think about it!

(Growling, chomping )

(Groans )

I hate my life.