01x08 - Jetscream / Dirty Dog

[bunniefuu]

[Buzzing and chirping]

[Chuckling]

Good as new.

♪ Rocko's modern life ♪

Rocko's modern life.

♪ Rocko's modern life ♪

Rocko's modern life.

Spunky!

[Screaming]

♪ Rocko's modern life. ♪

Rocko's modern life.

[Laughing]

That was a hoot!

[Wind howling]

Heffer?

Guess what?

My boss gave me two plane tickets

For the comic book convention in las vegas.

What do you say?

Airplanes?

Thanks, but no thanks.

I'm afraid to fly.

I... I never been on a plane before.

What?!

Heff, flying is considered

A safe form of travel.

Say no more, there's just no way

That I'll ever set foot in an airplane.

No way.

But...

Don't try convincing me.

My mind's made up.

They have complimentary

Finger foods.

I don't feel so good, rocko.

Are you sure this is safe?

Of course, it is.

You're in the loving arms of de-reg airlines.

Take it easy.

Like the man says, "loving arms."

Loving arms, heff.

Loudspeaker: mr. Fourapples.

Mr. Bob fourapples, return to the ticket counter.

Whew!

[Buzzes]

[Rocko giggles nervously]

Must be my keys.

[Metal detector buzzes]

[Buzzes again]

[Buzzes]

[Buzzes]

[Clanking loudly]

[Hollering, teeth crunching]

Loudspeaker: mr. Maniac.

Mr. Klepto maniac, please put back the white courtesy phone.

Rocko: there's our plane.

Funny, I don't see our bags.

Flight to las vegas

Is ready for departure.

Will all weasels born under a watermelon

Begin boarding, please.

Come on, heff, that's our flight.

No worries, old buddy.

No worries.

Just a little further, heff.

[Grunting]

Enter the loving arms

Of de-reg air.

[Soft piano music and conversation]

Ooh, first class.

Rocko... This is great!

Yeah, heff, but we're flying coach.

[Accordion music and people speaking various languages]

[Loud belch]

Welcome to coach.

So, rocko, how's the view?

Rocko?

Uh... This is your captain speaking.

Uh, there will be a slight delay before we take off.

Flight attendant: insert tab into metal buckle.

Pull tightly.

Pull strap around your left leg

Around your right cheek and waist.

Uh... Welcome aboard de-reg airlines

Flight to las vegas.

Although I black out at higher elevations.

I won't let this affect my performance today.

Rocko, I don't feel so good about this.

Rocko!

No worries, heff, you'll like takeoffs.

They're very exciting.

Must... Get... Stabilized.

Heff: ooh! Whee!

That was a hoot!

[Kid squealing and giggling]

You okay, little buddy?

You look a little sick.

Ooh, buttons.

[Howling wind and sleigh bells ringing]

[Steam hissing]

[Bewildered moans]

Heffer, no! Not that one.

That one must be broken.

[Sniffing]

Dinner is served.

A steer cannot live on peanuts alone.

I'm going to make a break for first class.

No, heff, wait!

[Yelling]

[Panting]

[Water tinkling]

Care for something to drink, sir?

Hey, bub, it's all yours.

Thanks.

[Sighs]

[Screams]

Uh...

[Giggles guiltily]

[Beethoven's fifth symphony]

[Hard rock]

[Reggae]

['S rock and roll]

[Squealing and giggling]

[Whooshing]

[Squealing and giggling]

[Cheers and applause]

Rocko! Rocko!

Heff, where you been?

Wow, rocko!

First class is great!

They have cable...

And chocolate...

And I won the first class bowling tourney.

[Thunder rumbling]

Ooh...

Cumulonimbus.

This is your captain speaking.

Uh... We're in for some turbulence.

[Both yelling]

Uh... That wasn't so bad, was it?

[Loud thunderbolt]

No need to be alarmed.

We've temporarily lost power

To our right engine.

Oops!

[Passengers screaming]

[Screaming]

We have begun our final descent.

Place your seats and tables upright.

[Coughs]

Flight attendant: thank you for flying de-reg airlines.

Remain seated until...

[Yelling and screaming]

Whee!

Whee!

Whee!

Rocko!

There you are, buddy.

I wonder where our bags are.

Guess what?

If we hurry, we can still make the next flight for vegas.

No more flying for me, heff.

I'm taking the bus.

Got to go.

My planes a-waiting.

[Crickets chirping]

[Engine idling]

[Tires screeching]

At least we're on the ground.

This is your bus driver speaking.

Brake maintenance is important

For safe driving.

[Bus crashes]

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A toxic waste dump of vermin infestation

In just months.

[Screaming]

[Alarm bells ringing]

So buy scum away doggie spray

And delouse your disgusting pet today.

Remember, even the nicest doggies

Can have the nastiest parasites.

I wonder what kind of nasty parasites live on spunky.

The air in this neighborhood stinks.

I'm bushed.

All I want to do is sit down

And relax in my favorite arm scab.

Pukish!

Disgusting!

Slimy!

Scummy!

Hello.

Don't you ever knock?

♪ Now bloaty has been most everywhere ♪

♪ Under your skin and in your hair ♪

♪ But squirmy likes to squirm and grind ♪

♪ Just watch him leave your friends behind ♪

♪ What a crazy pair ♪

♪ But they're leeches ♪

♪ Best buddies, together all the way ♪

♪ Blood-sucking, filthy vermin ♪

♪ Different as night and day ♪

♪ Now squirmy adores the intestine tract ♪

♪ A low g.i. Or the liver sac ♪

♪ Bloaty likes to rock and roll ♪

♪ A neck boil makes him lose control ♪

♪ They're crawling up your back ♪

♪ 'Cause they're leeches ♪

♪ Blood-sucking best buddies and you'll find ♪

♪ They jest alike ♪

♪ They nest alike, at times they both infest alike ♪

♪ You can lose your mind ♪

♪ When parasites ♪

♪ Are two of a kind. ♪

Squirmy, I need your help.

My boss, mr. Icck, is coming for dinner tonight

But I don't know how to cook.

Never fear, old buddy.

Iam an expert chef.

I'll cook up a roast louse so good

Your boss willmakeyou vice-president.

Squirmy, you're the best!

Even though you do excrete mucous.

Aw, get out of here.

Go out for the long one, pal.

Score!

Two points!

[Cheering]

Both: way to go!

Squirmy: right in the kisser!

Bloaty: best buddy!

Nothing like dog sweat on the rocks.

Bloaty, when this roast is done

I guarantee you'll be the new vice-president.

To you, squirmy, a master chef.

Both: cheers!

[Gurgling]

[Sniffing]

Say, what's that rancid smell?

[Sniffing]

I don't know.

Smells kind of like burnt roast.

Both: the roast!

Uh, forgot about that.

You burnt the louse.

It's ruined!

I should have pulled that baby out.

"Pulled that baby out."

"Pulled that baby out"?!

I'll pull that baby out!

You lousy...

Disgusting...

Loop-head.

I can fix it.

I can fix it.

[Doorbell rings]

Oh, no.

Mr. Icck, he's here!

Do not despair, oh pal o' mine.

You get the door, I'll fix the roast.

Yeah, yeah, you do that.

Thanks, buddy.

Oh, uh, hello, mr. Icck.

Your honor, sir.

You're fired!

I mean, hello.

Enter my humble palace

Oh signer of my checks.

You've got spunk.

Thank you, sir.

I hate spunk!

Bloatman, I'm thirsty.

No problem.

I'll go rustle up some drinks.

Who's this moron?

This moron is squirmy the ringworm.

Pleasure to meet you, mr. Icck.

How 'bout them drinks, mr. Icck?

Okay, spunky, my pal.

Let's give you a nice brushy-washy.

Here we are, mr. Icck.

Fried lice fritters.

Mmm.

Boy! Uh, does that look good.

This better be good

Or it's back to the colon mines.

The colon mines.

Right, boss.

[Laughing]

[Loud rumbling]

What's that?

[Loud rumbling]

Both: brush!

[Screaming]

Oh, no!

Boss!

Boss?

Boss, wake up.

Boss, are you all right?

Boss, wake...

What happened?

Uh, what happened?

You scarfed down

Your delicious dinner too fast.

I did?

And you loved it, too.

I did?

Yeah, didn't he, bloaty?

[Moaning]

[Whining]

All right, spunky

That brush wasn't so bad, was it?

Now it's time for a nice, warm bath.

Bath...

So, boys, i... Really loved the dinner?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You went on and on about it.

Sit here in my favorite arm scab.

Now this is one comfy scab.

[All scream]

Help!

All: help!

Now, come down from there, spunky.

I've got more wafers.

Spunky!

How about another drink, boss?

[Munching]

All right

This time I won't say the word "bath."

Oh, no, not this again.

Come down from there, right now.

I said come down righ...

[Moaning]

[Whining]

[Shoes squeaking]

[Bird chirping]

Bath day is a very dangerous day.

All right

That's it!

I'm ruined!

It ain't that bad.

The boss don't know what hit him.

Are you kidding?

It's hopeless.

I'll never be vice-president now.

I think mr. Icck's been having a great time.

You're a moron.

Boys! I've had a great time.

The food was superb... I think.

That dog sweat

Was the best I've had in years.

Bloatman, I think I have found my new vice-president.

You have?

That's right!

Squirmy the ringworm!

What?!

Congratulations, squirmy, my boy.

[Steam whistle blowing]

Why, you low-life, back-stabbing excuse

For a hula-hoop.

[Screaming]

[Whining and sniffing]

Oh, no... Little buddy

Little buddy, speak to me!

[Belches]

Little buddy

You're all right.

You're all right.

Ooh... Wow!

Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do.

[Crying]

You're fired!

I mean... The end!