Announcer:miracle city, a spicy cesspool of crime
And villainy. This is the story of
Manny rivera, better known as...
[Roars] manny: el tigre!
Son of the legendary hero... White pantera!
Grandson of the evil super villain...
Puma loco. ["El tigre" theme plays...]
Crowd: el tigre! [Sirens wailing]
[Cheering] el tigre!
[♪...] [Roaring]
[Roars]
Crowd: el tigre!
[♪...]
[Siren blaring]
[Laughing]
Who else has some loot they want to lose to the best dart player
In miracle city? We got no loot.
You took everything.
[Laughing] that's my grandson.
Hey! I have something.
Manny: lady gobbler! Didn't my dad just put you and
Your whole flock of fury in jail?
Lady gobbler, voltura, and black cuervo, the flock of fury.
Even with your mighty goose-zooka, you are no match
For white pantera. [Goose honks]
Yes, he put us in jail. We rot for months.
Then they let us out for good behavior and bribes.
Now, I here to play the darts. Yeah?
What kind of loot you got? This.
I bet my glass eye against your el tigre belt.
My belt? Psh.
For that? Forget it.
You riveras are chicken.
My belt against your eye. One dart.
But, manny, you stink without your tigre powers.
Family honor will guide my aim.
Curse you, family honor!
[Beeping]
[Grunting]
[Bird squawking] whoo!
Dumb luck rocks! Ojos mio.
I am lose. [Beeping]
Take good care of eye. Clean with soft cloth only.
Hey, where's my stuff? Who can say?
You will never break me. [Laughter]
Uh-oh. What we did now?
You forgot my special dinner to celebrate my special
Occasion. We didn't forget it.
Because was so special. Very special.
Well, I forgot. What occasion?
I received my new miracle city superhero license.
Look how shiny. Well, papa, we didn't forget.
Si,no forget, eh? We were getting you a
Present. Present for you to have.
Really? What did you get?
[Muttering indistinctly]
Manny: a glass eye tie clip. Glass eyes are very hot these
Days. They're in all the fashion
Magazines. It's beautiful.
I must see it in the mirror. Thank you.
[Laughing] with hidden camera in glass eye,
We know where is pantera all the time.
Now we make revenge. He is such a twit.
No wonder I broke up with him back when we were teenagers.
Um, he break up with you. As if I could forget!
He's almost as bad as el tigre.
Tigre defeated me once and he never called me after, which I
Didn't want him to anyway, 'cause he's so stupid.
[Sniveling] young lady, I forbid you to
Have a crush on el tigre. Those rivera men are trouble.
Your grandmother used to date puma loco, and he...
We don't talk about that! It's still a pain in the
Corazon. Right now, we're just revenging
On pantera. We crush him, humiliate him,
Press him. All: vendetta!
[Laughter]
Dad, would you iron my"queso sarcaástico" pajamas?
Of course, manny. He'll be busy for hours.
This is the chance we've been waiting for.
[Alarm ringing]
Perfecto. He'll be here in three, two,
One. The flock of fury!
You're getting slow, pantera. [Laughing]
Voltura: too slow, pantera.
Lady gobbler: too slow.
Too slow. Too slow.
Too slow.
[Laughing]
Too slow.
I'm not past my prime, am i,mi amor?
He'll be there for a while. Let's go.
People of miracle city. I, your beloved municipal
President, hereby dedicate this new sewage treatment plant.
[Grunting] [screaming...]
Unhand that duly-elected
Official. Whatever you say.
[Gasping] look, pantera's ex-wife
Maria! Where?
[Flies buzzing]
[Laughter]
Pantera! [Flies buzzing]
Hand over your superhero license!
I have been slow. I have been clumsy.
I have been incompetent. I... I don't deserve this
License.
[Coughing] dude, how do you stand that
Smell? It is not the stench of
Sewage that pains me. It is the stench of failure.
I know. That's what I was talking about.
Ow. It'll be ok, dad.
I don't know, manny. Maybe I've just lost my touch.
Oh,pobrecito. Panterano essuperhero no more.
Maybe you could cheer yourself up with another
Romantic dinner with your ex-wife's picture.
[Laughing] hey, manny.
I like yourqueso sarcaástico pajamas.
[Laughing] how'd she know your dad has
Dinner with your mom's picture? Dude, they've been spying on you
Guys. Nah.
Then how does cuervo know about yourqueso sarcaástico
Pajamas? Dude, they've been spying on
Us! Lady gobbler's glass eye.
Wait.
Maybe we can use this. [Whimpering]
Dad, can I invite mom over for dinner tonight?
Of course. I know mom means a lot to
You. Yes, yes, she does.
And you'd be totally destroyed if anything bad
Happened to her. A hopeless, broken shell of a
Man. Yes.
[Sobbing]: yes. Did you hear?
We must to kidnap maria. It will be our ultimate revenge.
Vendetta! Vendetta!
Vendetta! [Sobbing]
Oh, you're getting your tie clip all snotty.
Let me hold it for you. Ok, dad, it's time to cook some
Dinner.
Lady gobbler:perfecto. They are all busy.
Black cuervo: and here comes maria.
Hello, maria. We...
Surprise! Puma loco!
Not maria. Es imposible.
How'd you do this? What, like we're gonna tell
You? [Beeping]
I confused.
Flock of fury, prepare to be plucked.
Time for the fightings! The way you treat me all those
Years ago was unforgivable!
Sorry. Oh, puma.
If you live through the fight, you call me, ok?
"Prepare to be plucked."
Pathetic. No wonder I broke up with you.
Uh, I broke up with you. As if I could forget!
[Growling]
This is gonna take forever.
I got to tip the balance somehow.
You're so stupid. I hate you.
How come you never call me? Oh, cuervo's got a crush on
Manny. Who knew?
Hm. Oye, cuervo.
Tigre told me he thinks you're cute.
[Squealing] he did?
[Screaming] [gasping]
Mija! [Grunting]
You no b*at the flock that easy...
[Gasping] [ball beeping]
[Groaning] [crowd cheering]
Municipal president rodriguez.
Pantera, now that you're popular again, I would like to
Be photographed with you while giving you back your superhero
License. [Laughing]
Don't block my light. Ok, we're done here.
Dad, I'm sorry about all this.
Really sorry. If I were you, I'd ground me
Till I'm .
Hm.
Dang.
[♪...]
[Birds chirping]
What'd you get, granpapi? I got a handbag.
Manny: all right, a boom box. Puma loco: yes, a crutch!
Too small. I throw it back.
[Grunting] [car alarm blaring]
Ah, there you are. Look at this handsome belt
Buckle I got from the chamber of commerce.
What are you doing? Fishing.
For what? Roof trout.
I see. Manny, how would you like a
Spectacular father and son crime-fighting afternoon?
We'll demolish evildoers with relentless force.
Yeah! While discussing your grades,
Your options for college, and your most private feelings!
Ooh, uh, I don't know if I'm free right...
Dude, there's totally a car on fire down there.
You urgently need help with your homework?
Sorry, dad, got to go help frida.
Ok, have a boombox, bye.
Manny used to love fighting crime with me.
Ah, you know how the childrens are.
When they're little, they look up to you.
Then one day, they turn on you like a snake.
Papi, is that my new belt buckle?
No. You bailed on your dad?
Hardy-har-harsh. He wanted to talk about my
Feelings. You did the right thing.
So, what do you want to do now? [Crash]
[People screaming] manny: fight a giant robot?
Frida: sounds good. Hold it right there,
Iron-butt!
[Screaming] frida: what?
Manny: it can't be! Both: it's...
Dun-dun-dun! The titanium titan!
Thetitansaved us?
The titansavedus? The titan savedus?
Man, that just sounds wrong no matter how you say it.
[Clearing throat] I would like to begin by
Apologizing for previously trying to exterminate you.
My bad. Um... Thanks?
After that unfortunate episode, I knew I had to find
Myself, and so, I walked the earth.
I thought. I reflected.
I learned. I changed.
No longer do I seek revenge. No,nada, nyet,uh-uh.
I seek only forgiveness.
Oh, yeah? Once, I served your father as
His sidekick. Now I ask, nay, beg, to return,
And serve you and him both.
You said everything with that nose blow.
Welcome back to goodness, "titey."
[Sobbing] are you sure this isn't a
Sinister plot to destroy me? If you don't believe me, why
Not have your father use his bronze boots of truth?
[Sobbing] of course!
Come on, let's go. Sh, we need a moment here.
[Drinking sounds]
Papi, dad!
Guess who saved my... [Groaning]
The titanium titan?
White pantera! Puma loco!
Viva pantalones!
Wait, the titan's a good guy again, maybe.
Indeed, I have returned to the side of justice.
And to prove it, I will submit myself to the bronze boots of
Truth. Ah, yes.
No one can lie under their power.
I wish only to fight evil. I would never hurt manny.
I love him like a brother. Then it is truly true.
He offered to be your sidekick.
Both of "yourses." We'd be our own super-team!
Isn't that great? It totally makes me want to
Fight crime with you, dad. It does?
We can fight injustice. We can stamp out villainy.
And with the titan around, we don't have to talk about my
Feelings. We can do good deeds.
[Groaning] it's... It's what I've always
Dreamed of. [Sobbing]
It's settled. We will all be heroes, together.
Oh, cruel irony.
Oh, cruel irony.
So, manny, how did you like
So, manny, how did you like
"Superheroing" with the old man? It was awesome!
And now, my friends, behold. Miracle city's famous people
Statue of one of the people.
I have built in its majestic fist a brand-new, high tech
Headquarters, featuring a state of the art ,-gigabyte
Computer. Ooh.
I call it, "fancy headquarters in the big fist."
Whoa. I'm still working on it.
Titan, it's good to have you
Back, old friend. Yes.
To be here, forgiven, trusted, to aid in the eternal battle for
Justice, to once again... Check out the echo!
[Making flatulence sound]
[Flatulence sound echoing]
[Frida screaming] is... Is that...?
Titanium titan: it is an a*t*matic churro maker.
The "churropa" . My whole life has been leading
Up to this moment! [Alarm blaring]
Titanium titan: giant squids attacking the docks.
White pantera: giant robot attacking downtown.
We'll have to split up. Tigre and I can take the squids.
While I handle the robot. And i, uh, what do I do?
Make churros! Ooh, I loves me some
Crime-fighting. Quick, to the hero hurler.
Let's see.
Churros, extra delicious, start.
[Bell ringing] there's so much beauty in the
World. [Sobbing]
[Beeping] [gasping]
What? Oh, look at that.
The titan has a white pantera shrine.
He has an el tigre anti-shrine. [Gasping]
And a book on giant squid training.
[Gasping] and a remote control for that
Giant robot, set to att*ck. [Gasping]
And he thinks I'm lame. Clearly, he has lost his mind!
[Makes sucking noises]
Titan, where are you?
Everything is going perfectly.
I've regained rodolfo's trust, and once I obliterate you,
Everything will be like the old days.
Like with dinosaurs and stuff?
The old days, back when white pantera and I were together, and
I was happy, and I didn't get these terrible headaches all the
Time. You set us up.
[Laughing] you bet you.
Goodbye, el tigre.
[Grunting]
But dad used the bronze boots of truth.
You couldn't have lied. Unless I was wearing a truth
Proof vest. [Laughing]
Soon, white pantera and the titanium titan will be a team
Once more. White pantera: we will be no
Such thing. Rodolfo!
Yeah, who's lame now, huh? Who's lame now?
Manny, my son.
Are you ok? Eh, I think I bit my tongue.
[Gasping] no!
You have done this thing. Your mind is still twisted by
Jealousy and evil. I just wanted things to be like
The old days, rodolfo. Please, don't make me do this.
Do what? This!
Squids, att*ck! Destroy everybody!
Giant robot, att*ck the
Squids!
Can't break squid's slimy grasp.
We can together.
Wow. [expl*si*n]
Now to stop the titan. Mira!
[Laughing] I'll be back!
I'll be back!
It may take a while. We make a good team, eh,
Mijo? You said it, dad.
So, what do you say we go out and fight some crime together?
Yeah! And talk about your changing
Body. Ooh, uh, I don't know if I'm
Free right now. Hey, there's a squid on fire,
Over... You need me to help shave the
Donkey? Sorry, dad, got to go.
Bye. Eh?
Just fly. Ok, be good.
What am I going to do with that boy?
[♪...]
[Children cheering]
[Children cheering]
01x13 - Eye Caramba/Clash of the Titan
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Set in the fictional crime-ridden Mexican-American metropolis of Miracle City, El Tigre follows the adventures of Manny Rivera, a 13-year-old boy with superpowers trying to choose between being good or evil.
Set in the fictional crime-ridden Mexican-American metropolis of Miracle City, El Tigre follows the adventures of Manny Rivera, a 13-year-old boy with superpowers trying to choose between being good or evil.