03x09 - Skrawl's Brain/Big Loo/Duck Snap Duck/The Happiest Song in the World

[bunniefuu]

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk♪

♪the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got
the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's
got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's
got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk... ♪

scrawl:
Testing, testing.

One, two.
Is this thing on?

Blink twice
if you can hear me.

Oh, goody!

It's working.

Oh, all right,
my beautiful brain,

I'm going to install
your mouth now.

Beanie boys!

Well, I'll just attach
these electrodes

to the speech center, like so.

[Feminine voice] Ooh.

Yes. Yes!

Is everything working,
my beautiful brain?

Quite functional,
master scrawl.

You are truly
a great creator.

That's right.

I, scrawl, am a creator!

[Maniacal laughter]

Unh! Ah.

Snap! Snap, where are you?

[Voices chanting]
The pudding calls us.

The pudding calls us.
The pudding calls us.

Snap, wait up!

Snap?

[Flat voice]
Hello, Rudy.

What is going on?

Sorry, Rudy.
Can't stop.

Must follow the pudding.

The pudding calls me.

All: The pudding calls us.
The pudding calls us.

They're in some sort of trance.

I've got to do something
to snap snap out of it.

Hey, check it out!

Gee, this is one strong spell.

I've got to know
where they're going.

Scrawl: Have all
the zoners been
connected, brain?

Not yet, my creator.

There's one more
at 3:00 o'clock.

Let's have a look-see.

[Screaming]

Oh! Good catch, brainy.

Do your thing.

Aah!

The pudding calls me.

This is terrible!

♪ Beanie boys, beanie boys ♪

♪we're the boys
that scrawl employs ♪

♪ hee hee hee hee,
ho ho ho ho ♪

♪ha ha ha ha ho ♪

That's it!

Scrawl, I don't know
what you're up to,

but the jig is up!

Get ready to eat chalk.

Oh, I don't think so.

You won't be
feeding me chalk,

you'll be handing it to me.

Scrawl: If you don't
turn over the magic chalk,

I shall have
my beanie boys Bury

all these fine
chalkzone citizens

with rice pudding!

Ha! Rice pudding. So?

We like rice pudding,
don't we, zoners?

All: The pudding.
The pudding. Yummy.

Not just any rice pudding,
tabootie.

Dairy-free, yeast-free,
gluten-free, sugar-free,

string bean-flavored
rice pudding!

With raisins!

Oh! No!

All: Yuck. No.

Scrawl,
that's inhuman!

I won't let you
get away with it!

Oh, yes, you will.

Zap him, brain!

Right back at you,
scrawly boy!

Oh! Look out!

Say, that kid's good.

♪ Beanie boys,
beanie boys ♪

♪we're the boys
that brain employs ♪

Ooh, I like
the sound of that.

Well, I'll have you know
I'm still in charge here.

See if you can handle

an adult portion
of brain's power,
tabootie.

Unh!

This is your brain wave
on chalk, scrawl!

Wow! Impressive.

All right,
that does it!

Beanie boys,
start spoon-feeding
the multitude.

Let them have it, boys.

♪ Beanie boys,
beanie boys ♪

All: Rudy has saved us. Hooray.

This creator is
opening my eyes to
a whole new world.

Why do you always
have to undermine
my evil schemes?!

Don't you mean "our"
evil schemes, scrawl?

I'm the evil schemer
and you are my creation!

You do what I say
and I say,

zap the chalk out of that
little artist boy now!

Huh?

Huh?!

Oh, no, what has happened
to my beautiful brain?

"Your" brain?
I think not.

It is my brain.
My choice!

The pudding.
The pudding calls me.

It's time for us
to join forces,
master tabootie.

Wow, thank you, brain.
This is great!

Not so fast,
great creator.

I need you to do
some work for me first.

Work? What do
you mean work?

I saw how you were able
to draw things in midair.

Things that became real.

I want reality.
I want mobility.

I want it all!

Rudy tabootie,
draw me a body.

And then I'll be
the most powerful being
in the universe.

Uh, I don't think

that's such
a good idea, brain.

I'll do the thinking
around here. Got it?

Or what?

Or I'll give everyone
chicken brains!

[Clucking]

They'll stay this way
until I get what I want.

Now, make
with the body art!

Fine, I'll give you
a body.

[Clucking]

Brain:
Body by tabootie.

I love it.

You truly are
a great creator.

Beanie boys, drop me
into the brain pan.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

You can't just drop in.

Your eyes, ears,
nose and mouth

have to be fed through
the proper holes

and reconnected
to the proper spots.

And to do that,
I'll need the help
of scrawl.

Scrawl? You want the help
of your archnemesis?

[Clucking]

Rudy: Well,
he's the only one

who knows where
your wires go.

[Clucking]

Rudy:
I also need snap.

An assistant
I can trust.

Well...

Just think, all this
can be yours.

Oh, ok.
Take me down, boys.

What?!

Hoi polloi, chickens
got a rotten life.

I can't believe
the artist boy
wants my help.

Rudy: Ok, brain,
listen up.

I'm going to have
to disconnect

your eyes, ears,
nose and mouth.

Temporarily,
of course.

How do I know I can
trust you to replug
all my parts?

Hello! In case
you haven't noticed,

you've got all
the citizens of chalkzone

scratching around
like chickens.

You know,
he's quite right,
my beautiful brain.

And only you can
bring them out
of the spell.

Ah, yes. But I knew that!

Let the operation commence.

Rudy: Thanks for
the crash course,
scrawl.

Ok, we plug this here,

this there, these here
and these over there.

But-but-but that will--

shh! Shh!

It's our only hope

to get us out
of this mess

that you got us into,
scrawl!

Beanie boys, drop brain
into her new head!

Rudy: Bring that eye
over here, boys.

Do as he says,
boys.

Ready, snap?

Aye, aye, Rudy.

Beanie boys,
bring me that mouth.

Ok, Rudy, she's all hooked up.

Unh!

Whoa, hey!

How's that, brain?

Huh? What was that?
I'm having trouble
hearing you.

And I can't
smell a thing.

What have you
done to me?!

I'm smelling what
I'm trying to say.

And I'm hearing what
I should be seeing.

Ah! I'm losing control!

[Screaming]

Scrawl: Beanie boys,

I think it's time
to b*at a hasty retreat.

Boys:
Not the rice pudding! Yuck!

Brain: Ooh, yum.
I like rice pudding.

But this is
dairy-free, sugar-free,

string bean-flavored
rice pudding!

So?

Both: With raisins.

Not raisins!

Aah!

Snap: The pudding calls me.

[Flushing]

In our continuing
exploration

of the flora and fauna
of chalkzone,

we seem
to have stumbled

into the personal
hygiene section.

Ooh!

All: Wow.

Rudy: Look at all
the toilet trees.

Oh, boy, and not
a minute too soon!

Unh!

Unh! Uh!

They start out so small.

Yeah, they're like
toilet acorns.

[Flushing and singing]

Well, what do you know?
It's a musical fruit.

Amazing.
Cool!

[Flushing and singing]

Penny: It appears
they make different sounds

according to their size.

[Singing]

Aah!

Ay-ay-ay!

Oh, no!

Snap! Snap!
Can you hear me?

Unh! Unh!

Aah!

Oh, no, we lost him.

Snap! Snap!

How will we find him?
We have no idea where
these pipes go.

You know what we have
to do, don't you?

Aah!

Unh!

Ready...

This is about

as unacceptable
as it gets.

Set...

Flush!

Both: Aah!

Yikes! What the..?

[Singing]

Music lovers, eh?

[Mumbling]

All: We must take him
to our leader.

Hey! Wait! No!

Oh, two-ply!

Oh!

Unh!

We're in
the chalkzone
sewers.

Snap must have
landed here, too.

I wonder where he went.

I don't know.
He could have
gone this way.

[Menacing noise]

On the other hand,
he might have gone
this way.

Aah!

Well, we can't
just stay here,

we have to choose
some way to go.

Strange voice:
Why not go
both ways

and get
doubly lost?

Who's that?

Howdy doody.
I'm spore.

Uh, hi, spore.
I'm--

oh, I know
who you are,

Rudy tabootie.

And this is penny,
your partner in chalk.

Here in the sewers,
I know all about

the comings
and goings
of chalkzone.

Especially
the goings.

Well, then,
can you tell us

about the goings
of our friend snap?

Little blue guy,
right?

Dropped in here
a few minutes ago?

That's him.
Can you take us to him?

I'll take you,
but you don't
want to go there.

Your blue buddy's
been carried off

by the roll moles.

Both: The roll moles?

After you.

Chanting: Big loo,
big loo, big loo.

What have you
brought me, moles?

Hi there.
I'm snap and--

ha! Snap from on high.

Finally, the ubertoilets
have sent big loo
an emissary.

[Roll moles chanting]

Oh, thank you,
ubertoilets. Thank you!

Oh, snap from on high,

I was drawn
by some sick spelunker

to live out my days
in this dismal cave.

All: Poor loo.
So sad.

Gosh,
what rotten luck there.

You know,
maybe my pal Rudy could--

the only thing
keeping me going

is the voices of
the ubertoilets from above.

[Toilets singing]

[Giggling]

And my faith that one day,

they will send me
an emissary to sing
for me in person.

You are that emissary.

Sing for me
your beautiful flush tones.

Uh, well, then.

Gee, loo,
I'm afraid you've
got the wrong guy.

I can't sing
like those toilet trees.

But you must.

If you are a true emissary,
you will sing.

And if you are not
a true emissary,

I will swallow you.

[Flush]

Snap: Hey! Oh! Whoa!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Ok, all right.
I'm going to give it
a try for you there.

Ahem.

♪ Me, me, me, me, me ♪

[Snap singing off-key]

What's that?

Sounds like
your blue friend is
doing his audition.

Both: His audition?

I'll explain
on the way.

Follow me.
I know a shortcut.

[Snap singing]

That is not the song
of the ubertoilets.

I'm so disappointed.

Yeah, well,
think how I feel.

I can't even sing
as good as a toilet.

Feed him to me!

[Flushing]

Hey!

Unh! Unh!

Wait, wait, wait,
your toiletness!

I've already been
flushed once today.

Maybe I could take
lessons or something.

Oh! Oh!

Rudy: Stop!

We are true emissaries
from the ubertoilets.

We bring you more than
just music from above.

Behold!

[Rooster crows]

Roll moles: Ohh.

And now for
the piece de resistance.

Oh, I hope this is

a fast-growing plant.

[Toilets singing]

[Cheering]

[Big loo singing]

You coming, spore?

No, my place is here.

Toodle-loo!

Now that's what I call

a royal flush.

Taking shape very nicely,
very nicely.

It's looking great.

Ain't chalkzone
the snazziest?

One minute
the place is empty,

and the next thing
you know...

Referee:
Welcome to the ducklympics.

The first race will begin
in 5 minutes.

Hey, has anybody
seen my--oh!

Has anybody seen my foot?

Whoa!

There you are!

Hey! Unh!

Come back here.

Unh! Hey! Hey!

Wait! Up! Wait! Up!

I said...Oof!

Oh,
what an unlucky duck.

Him and his foot

must have been erased
at different times.

Duck: Oh, no.

The race is going
to start without me.

There, there.
Don't let it ruffle
your feathers.

But what about
my athletic career?

Unh!

Don't worry, stumpy.

I'll help you put
the hop back
in your step.

In fact, there's
your footsy
over there.

Whoa!

I wonder if I could...

Unh! Unh!

Oh, I prefer
the winter ducklympics.

Oh, hey, cool it!

Unh!

Now where did
that flapper go?

Yow! Ooh! Ow!

Oh, baby, that's hot!

On your marks.

[Everyone talking]

Get set.

Snap: Yikes!
I better hurry!

Oh!

Go!

[Crowd cheering]

Now listen up.

Huh?

This ain't just
for you,

and it ain't
just for me.

You gotta shape up,
hop straight,

and win this one
for the stumper.

'Cause he ain't
complete without you.

Now you, get up there
and make us proud!

Snap, voice-over:
Do it for the stumper, kid.

For the stumper.

Stumper.

Huh?

And he wins
by a leg.

[Cheering]

Nice going, footsy.

But I wonder where
the rest of you went.

Duck: Quackonimo!

I gotcha! I gotcha!

I gotcha!
I gotcha! I gotcha!

[Crowd cheering]

Ah, the thrill of victory.
The thrill of de feet.

Snap: For the stumper.

♪If I feel blue, I feel blue,
I feel blue ♪

♪ what do I do,
do I do, do I do? ♪

♪ I just start singing
the happiest song in the world ♪

♪ la ♪

♪ singing a song,
-ing a song, -ing a song ♪

♪ nothing is wrong,
-ing is wrong, -ing is wrong ♪

♪not when you're singing
the happiest song in the world ♪

♪la ♪

♪ happy, happy, happy, happy ♪

♪ happy, happy, happy, happy ♪

♪ happy, happy, happy, happy ♪

♪ happy, happy,
happy, happy song ♪

♪ Now we are singing
the happiest song in the world ♪

♪ Happiest song in the ♪

♪ happiest song in the ♪

♪ happiest song in the ♪

♪ happiest song in the world ♪

♪ oh ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalkzone ♪