01x05 - Fruit Racer Game

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Fresh b*at Band of Spies". Aired: June 15, 2015 – February 24, 2016.*
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01x05 - Fruit Racer Game

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[all] ♪ Get your spy on

♪ Spy on

♪ You're on a mission with a Twist and Shout ♪

♪ Shout!

♪ Kiki and Marina spy it up to work it out ♪

♪ Out!

♪ Bounce with our sidekick, Bo

♪ Gadgets on the go

♪ Who's the first at the scene of the crime? ♪

♪ Fresh Beats!

♪ Solving the mystery every time ♪

♪ Trouble's no match for the Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your hands up high

♪ Find a cool disguise

♪ Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your spy on

[engines revving]

[engine revs]

All right, big turn coming up.

Lean left, Bo.

[exclaims]

[Twist] Sweet.

Now to the right.

[yells]

Kick it into super turbo overdrive!

[engines revving]

[both yell]

Wha--

Bo Monkey, that's bananas.

[Twist] Oh, wow.

That really is bananas.

Hey, is that my banana?

Wha--Watch out for that--

[tires squeal]

- Marina. - Marina?

Twist! Bo!

Guess what?

You're not gonna believe it.

Kiki is about to win the Angry Fruit Racer game.

[Kiki panting]

I was so close to b*ating Savage Strawberry!

[sighs]

So close.

[laughing]

Nobody gets more points than Savage Strawberry.

Kiki was one point away from winning Angry Fruit Racers.

Angry Fruit Racers?

Left!

Man, there is something about that game.

Right!

Every time I play, I end up in that penalty bubble.

Left! Right!

Left!

I never b*at Savage Strawberry.

[mutters]

Kiki's so close!

But she just needs more tokens.

Tokens?

I got a whole pocketful.

Just let me--

[Twist yells]

[grunts]

[game beeping]

[game dinging]

Sweet. Nothing but net.

[tokens jingle]

And tokens.

Go Kiki.

[game beeping]

Thanks, Twist!

Yeah. Right behind you.

Just as soon as I can...

[groaning] Get down from this--

[groaning]

[yells]

[in-game audience cheering]

And the winner is...

me!

Sweet me.

Savage Strawberry!

[nuts] Savage! Savage! Savage!

So, my nutty nuts,

who still has the highest Angry Fruit Racers score?

Savage! Savage!



[tokens clattering]

All right, Strawberry.

[beep]

I'm gonna win this race and take the crown!

Come on, Blueberry Racer.

Let's do this.

You think you can outs-"core" Savage Strawberry?

[chomping]

[laughs] Get it?

Outs-"core."

Like an apple core.

[laughing]

[nuts laughing]

[laughs]

[thud]

I am the king of Angry Fruit Racers!

Prepare to be bounced into the penalty bubble.

[intense music]

[nuts] Savage! Savage!

[engine revving]

On your mark.

Get set.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

[nuts yelling]

"Man-go!"

[laughs]

[engine revs]

[engines revving]

[Savage Strawberry laughs]

Watch out for my raspberries!

[blows raspberry]

[gasps]

[grunting] I got this.

[grunts]

[tires squealing]

[yelling]

[engines revving]

♪♪

Need a hand, Twist?

Oh, no. I got it.

Just got to pull my legs through.

[yelling]

[grunts]

All good.

That's why I wear the helmet.

[knocking]

[engines revving]

Turbo mode!

[engines revving]

Kiki's gonna be the first one to ever b*at Savage Strawberry!

Go, Kiki!

[engines revving]

Uh-oh.

Nobody crosses the finish lime ahead of Savage Strawberry!

[laughing]

Finish lime!

I get it!



Fruit storm!



[squish]

[thunder booms]

[fruit thudding]

[engine revving]

Almost to the finish lime!

I'm gonna win!

I'm finally gonna b*at Savage Strawberry!

Go, Kiki!

[kids cheering]

Hmm.

Guess I need a little "lemon-aid."

[laughing]

"Lemon-aid."

Oh, ooh, lemon help!

I get it!

[engine revving]

Sorry, Kiki!

Game over!

[lightning claps]

[engines revving]

[laser zapping]

[gasps]

- Huh? - Where'd Kiki go?

Kiki?

[laughing]

[thumping]

Help!

I'm trapped in the game bubble!



[thud]

Oh, sweet!

I love Bonkin' Alien!

[Marina and Shout] Ooh.

Fresh Beats!

[all] Reed!

- Bonk! - Ah!

Fresh Beats, there's something rotten

about that Angry Fruit Racers game.

[all] Really?

- Bonk! - Whoa!

- Kiki was just-- - Bonk!

- Playing and she-- - Bonk!

Vanished!

Vanished?

No, she's right--

[cackling]

- Uh... - Huh?

- Bonk! - Whoa!

Fresh Beats, you have a mission.

Ow!

You have to figure out what happened to Kiki.

- Bonk! - Oh!

She just disappeared?

There has to be a logical explanation.

We've got to find Kiki.



Brainstorm!

The arcade security cameras!

[electronic whirring]

Great idea! Let's do it.

Good luck, Fresh Beats.

- Bonk! - Ooh!

We're on it, Reed.

This Fruit Racer mystery is ripe

for the Fresh b*at Band...

[intense music]

[all] Of spies.



Time to spy it up!

Ooh-ooh!

[intense music]



The security cameras record everything.

We can watch in here.

Ooh.

Sweet!

Look at all these TVs!

We're not here to watch TV.

We need to find the video

that will show us what happened to Kiki.

There's hours of footage to look at.

[Shout] This could take all day.

Oo!

Not when you have Twist and Bo Monkey,

masters of the remote.

Turbo reverse!

[beep]

Oh, yeah!

[tape rewinding]

[Twist] Whoa!

Check us out!

[beep]

[tape fast-forwarding]

I am the mighty Twist, controller of time and space.

I order the Fresh b*at Band of Spies

to go backward.

Forward!

Now backward!

Now forward!

And faster!

And backward.

And forward.

And...

Reed: Up, now down.

Now up, now down.

Twist!

Okay, just wait for it.

And...

Stop!

Check it out.

[Kiki] Almost to the finish lime!

I'm gonna win!

I'm finally gonna b*at Savage Strawberry!

[Savage Strawberry] Guess I need a little "lemon-aid."

[laser zapping]

Sorry, Kiki!

Game over!

[all gasp]

Did she just--

[Twist muttering]

Not possible.

Is it?

[tape rewinding]

[laser zapping]

It really looks like Kiki just...

Disappeared.

Vanished.

But where did she go?

Bolted.

Gone.

Evaporated.

Vacated. Poof!

We should check out that Angry Fruit Racers game.

Whoosh! Swoosh!

Swish! Floosh!

I don't trust that game.

Me neither.

By hacking into the game's computer,

I can check its source code.

Maybe that will tell us something.



The computer code numbers are...

[beeping]

[Savage Strawberry laughs]

[Marina] Strawberries?

Okay, something weird is definitely going on

inside this machine.

[knocking] Hello?

Hello?

Anybody home?

Twist here.

I mean-- uh...

[deep voice] Knock knock.

[high voice] Room service.

[baby voice] Trick or treat.

Pizza delivery, dude.

Well, guess nobody's in there.

The pizza guy always works.

Where could Kiki have gone?

[Savage Strawberry] Ex-squeeze me.

I am the big berry, Mr. Plum-tastic.

Captain Kumquat.

The top banana!

The "grape-est" of them all!

[nuts whistling, cheering]

[nuts] Savage! Savage! Savage!

I am Savage Strawberry,

and nobody beats my high score.

[nuts cheering]

Eek! That's one scary berry.

[mutters]

[Savage Strawberry] Come on, race me!

Race me! I dare you!

[Savage Strawberry laughs]

- Don't race him. - Are you nuts?

I am!

I'm a nutty nut nut!



[Bo whimpering]



Is that Kiki?

[thump]

Oh, of course.

Marina, Strawberry's got her.

Why didn't we think of that, Bo Monkey?

Kiki is inside the Angry Fruit Racers game.

[yelling] Kiki is inside

the Angry Fruit Racers game?

Kiki is inside the game?

That's crazy!

You can say that again.

That's crazy!

Hey, guys!

Guys, I'm trapped in a penalty bubble!

Don't worry, Kiki!

We're gonna save you!

I am going in.

We've got you, Kiki.

[grunts]

We're coming in.

[groaning] Just on our way.

[thud]

[Shout] Twist.

You're all twisty.

Hang on Kiki.

I'm just a little--ah-- tied up.

[yelling]

[clears throat]

I'm good.

Hey, Kiki,

how did you get inside a video game?

[Kiki] Just as I was about

to win the race

and b*at Savage Strawberry,

he zapped me right in.

[yells]

That's it!

We have to play the game

and win!

Not the Angry Fruit Racers game.

Fresh Beats, time to game it up!

[all] All right!

[intense music]

Um, who's got tokens?

Not me.

Not me.

I've got one last token.

[yells]



Bonk!

[smack]

Uh-oh.

Quick, Bo Monkey, more tokens.

You got it!

[quirky music]



[electronic whirring]



[electronic whirring]



[paper crinkles]

[electronic whirring]



[electronic whirr]

[tokens clang]

♪♪

[squeaking]



[paper crinkles]

[yells]

Oo-oo!

[yells]

[squeaking]

[paper crinkles]

[mutters]



[Bo groans, metallic grinding]

[panting]

[metallic grinding]

Oh, hey, Bo. Where's the tokens?

[muttering]

What do you mean, it's not working?

[muttering]

[electronic whirr]

[tokens clanging]

Aw, really?

Great job, Bo Monkey!

All right, Fresh Beats.

Let the racing begin.

Ah, guys, I got to warn you.

I have never even come close to b*ating Savage Strawberry.

Not ever.

I got this.

Look out, Savage Strawberry.

Here comes the Fresh b*at Band...

[intense music]

[all] Of Spies.



[beep]

[lasers zapping]

Ready. Set.

"Man-go!"

[Shout] Come on, Fresh Beats.

We have to win this game for Kiki.

[engines revving]

[blows raspberry]

Prepare to be "berry-ed" in raspberries!

[blows raspberry]

[laughter]

"Berry-ed!"

[laughter]

You cr*ck us nuts!

[fart sounds]

[tires squealing]

Watch out for the raspberries!

[yells]

[tires squeal]

[Marina] Left!

Right! Turn!

Swerve! Swerve again!

Yes!

Shout-standing.

Thanks, Marina.

[Shout] Come on, guys, we're gonna b*at him.

[nuts] Savage! Savage!

No, no, no!

Nobody beats Savage Strawberry!

Growth spurt!



[lightning claps]

[rain patters]



[Savage Strawberry laughs]

Growth spurt? That's cheating!

[laughs]

I'm bigger.

I'm redder.

And I'm oh, so much sweeter.

[Savage Strawberry laughs]

[nuts yelling]

[shell cracks]

Ouch!

[Marina] I think we can win this game!

Time for some "lemon-aid!"



[lasers zapping]

Huh?

[lasers zapping]

Uh...

what happened?

Well,

we were about to b*at Savage Strawberry, and--

And we got zapped into the Angry Fruit Racers game.

We're inside the game?

[yelling] We--we are inside the game?

Look!

The starting lime!

[nuts laughing]

[Marina] Wow, he's huge!

[all chanting] Lemon, lemon, we're the best!

We're the lemons full of zest!

Yay!



[gasps] Kiki!

Hey, guys.

You've got to b*at Savage Strawberry!

Even my Super Styler won't get me out of this bubble.

[Super Styler whirring]

[squeaking]

[squeak]

Oh, that's unbeliev-a-bubble. Bubble.

That's un-bubble--

That's un-bubble--

That's unbelieve-a-bubble-ubble.

That's crazy.

Don't worry, Kiki,

we're going to get you out of here.

I got this.

How hard can it be to pop a bubble?



[fruit groaning]

[Kiki yelling]

[yells]

[squish]

Well, that's just peachy.

And pear-y.

And appley.

[stuttering] And it's just mixed fruity.

[all blowing raspberries]

[fruit laughing]

[groans]

I'm good.

[engine revving]

[audience cheering]

[all chanting] Savage! Savage!

Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

You're too sweet.

My fellow fruits and nutty nuts.

We have racers who want to steal my crown.

[all] Ooh.

I know.

I mean, who would want to b*at me?

I'm so sweet.

[all booing]

Orange you glad you're not that foolish?

I mean, orange you?

Come on, I got an orange here.

Anybody?

[laughs]

It's an orange.

"Orange you"--

[laughs]

That's "hys-pear-icle."

"Hys-pear"--

[clears throat]

Sorry.

Hey, Savage Strawberry.

If we b*at you,

will you let us and our friend Kiki

out of this game?

Oh, sure-sure-sure-sure- sure-sure-sure-sure-sure.

'Cause it's never gonna happen.

Unless you pass the finish lime before me,

you'll be stuck in here forever.

And I mean for-ev-er.

Don't worry, Fresh Beats.

We got this!

[sighs]

I hope.

Fresh Beats!

Ready to race.

Ready!

Let's rock this race.

But guys, I have never,

never ever, ever won this game.

Never.

Hey!

How about meeting the rest

of the Savage Strawberry race team?

We're the "grape-est!"

Peewee Kiwi!

Fast and fuzzy!

[laughs]

Peachy Keen

on the scene!

[laughs]

And Rainbow Raspberry.

[blows raspberry]

Loud Mouth Lemon.

Sour power!

You can do it, Fresh Beats!

[groans]

Ew.

[gasps]

Come on, Fresh Beats.

Let's jam!

[engines revving]

What else would I say?

[laughs]

Catch me if you can.

Which you can't.

[all chanting] Savage! Savage! Savage!

[Savage Strawberry] On your mark.

Get set.

Wait for it.

"Man-go!"

[tires squealing, engines revving]

[audience chanting] Savage! Savage!

[electronic whirr]

Sour power!

[yells]

Not the lemon peel springs, whoo!

I always hit the lemon peel springs.

[exclaims]

Look out!

Peachy Keen's right on your tail!

Take him out.

[engines revving]

[intense music]



[thud]

[cr*ck]

Oh, no! Melon balls!

[yelling]

No!

[squish]

[engines revving]

Marina!

Watch out for the--

[yells]

Melon.

[Marina yells]

Oh no, guys.

I'm out.

One of you has to b*at Savage Strawberry!

Don't worry, Marina, we got this!

[engines revving]

[tires squeal]

[engines revving]

Want some pineapple?

Or how about...

[laughs]

"Pain-apple?"

[Savage Strawberry laughs]

[tires squeal]

[Loud Mouth Lemon yells]

[Twist yells]

Giant pineapple, coming right at us.

[muttering]

I can't outrace it!

I'll stop the pineapple.

Twist, you have to win this race.

Time to lace it up!

[intense music]



Thanks, Shout.

No!

Okay, then.

You asked for it.

Mega growth spurt!



How does he do that?

[deep laughter]

[deep laugh]

[panting]

[high-pitched yelling]

[grunts]

[sighs]

[engines revving]

[laughs]

[engines revving]

Anybody want a fruit punch?

[juice rushing]

Look out!

Un-loose the juice!

[blows raspberry]

[engines revving]

[Twist yells]

[juice rushing]

[engine revs]

No!

You can't squeeze me!

They're almost at the finish lime!

Twist has to b*at Savage Strawberry!

Go, Twist!

You can do it!

Yeah, Twist! You got this!

I don't know, guys.

I have never beaten Savage Strawberry.

I mean never, ever, ever, ever,

ever-ever-ever-ever-ever.

Oh, I'm getting berry, berry angry!

Oh yeah?

Well prepare to be pureed.

Jammed!

Smooshed!

And straw-"berry-ed!"

[laughs]

Everybody's a comedian.

Well, laugh it up.

'Cause I'm about to win!

[all] Yay!

And when I do,

you'll be bubbled up forever!

I got his.

I got this.

I got this!

And you're gonna get this.

[engine revving]

[Savage Strawberry yells]

[thwack]

[squish]

[engine revs]

[slurping]

Mmm, smoothie.

Sweet!

No!

That didn't stop him!

Go, Twist!

You got him!

Whoa!

I can't duck this flying fruit much longer.

I need a secret w*apon.

[upbeat music]

Or maybe a bunch of secret weapons!



Twist!

This is no time for a snack break.

[Twist] Hey, Savage.

What does a banana wear on its feet?

[munch]

Slip-pers.

[woman] ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na

♪ Let's go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na

♪ Let's go bananas ♪

♪ We've just got to go bananas ♪

[man] ♪ Oh, yeah

[woman] ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na

♪ Let's go bananas ♪

[Savage Strawberry yells]

Yes!

Savage Strawberry is going bananas!

What else did you expect me to say?

Go, Twist!

There's the finish lime!

Hurry Twist!

Whoa, hey!

Watch that bumping.

[grunts]

Time to gadget up with my Bana-o-ram.

Sorry Savage.

But we've come to...

a fork...

in the road.



♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na

♪ Let's go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na

♪ Let's go bananas ♪

♪ We've just got to go bananas ♪

[man] ♪ Oh yeah

[woman] ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na

♪ Let's go bananas ♪

[all cheering]

You did it, Twist!

[exclaiming]

Nobody beats Savage Strawberry.

Nobody!

[whines]

Now, that's what I call getting your just desserts.

[squish]

Hey, with a cherry on top.

Twist!

You b*at Savage Strawberry!

[sobs]

[blows raspberry]

[sobs]

[blows raspberry]

[pop, pop, pop]

[lasers zapping]



Fresh Beats!

[Fresh Beats] Reed!

[Bo yells]

[Bo happily muttering]

Aww, I missed you too, pal.

Twist, you did it!

We're out of the game!

You b*at Savage Strawberry!

Shout-standing.

We knew you could do it.

Great job, Fresh Beats.

You rescued Kiki

and made sure Savage Strawberry won't zap anyone into his game

ever again.

We're unplugging Savage Strawberry

and replacing him with this.



[gasps]

A new game?

[nuts laughing]

Woo-hoo!

Nutty Nut Dance Party!

It's on!

Ooh, that is funky.

Whoo. Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

[nuts cheering]

Nutty Nut Dance Party?

Oh, I love this game.

I can't wait to play that.

What a great game.

What a great mission.

[Marina] What a great day.



[man] ♪ And it goes a little something like this ♪

♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la

♪ Hey

♪ Great day

♪ Great, great day

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Great day

♪ And it goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Oh, yeah
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