Ok. One of the things that
Freaks me out most about drake
Is that he's totally
Unpredictable.
I just bought somethin' so
Cool.
Just when ya think drake's
Gonna turn right, boom! He turns
Left!
It's a sound effects blaster
And it's insanely loud. Here.
I'll set it to siren.
Like one
Time, drake was supposed to
Order me a chicken breast, but
Instead, he orders me--
[Siren]
What the!
Man, can you believe how
Loud this thing can--
Oh, here comes josh.
What was that?!?!
What?
That siren!
I didn't hear a siren.
But...
Ok.
All right. Let's see what
Other sounds this thing can
Make. All right. We've got...
"Building exploding"...
"Car crashing"...
"Fat lady screaming"...
Anyway...
What was I talkin' about?
Ooh, "rapid firecrackers."
Just when you think drake's
Gonna do one thing--
[expl*si*n]
What the!
How great is this thing?
Ok, let's hear that fat lady
Scream. Oh, josh is comin'
Back!
What was that?!
Dude, I don't know what you
Mean.
Oh, come on! You didn't hear
Those firecrackers?! It
Sounded like they were coming
From--
[Screaming]
[Screaming] [crash]
[Crash]
We should get those stairs
We should get those stairs carpeted.
Carpeted.
You need a car, you
Need a truck, you need a van,
You need to come see stan the
Car man! Who also sells trucks
And vans.
Hey, dad, can I use your car
Tonight?
Sure. Where ya goin'?
To meet brian horowitz at the
Magic palace. They have this new
Magician who makes milk squirt
Out of his belly button and I'm
Sittin' front row, baby!
Ooh, can I have a bite?
Well, I didn't have any lunch
And now I don't have it.
Mmm, that's a good burger.
I'm gonna get a bottle of
Water.
'Sup, walter?
Hey. You playin' tonight?
Yeah, my band's got a gig at
The san diego women's
Correctional facility.
That's a prison.
A women's prison.
Besides, it's a good
Gig. They're givin' us each
$ And a bucket
Of creamed corn.
Could I have my
Burger back?
Hey, where are your car keys?
On the key tree.
What are you doing?
Let go. Seriously.
I need the car tonight.
I need the car tonight.
Well, tough noodles. Dad said
I could use the car.
Dad said I could use the car
And no one says "tough noodles."
Dad, didn't you say I could
Use the car?
Uh-huh.
But you said I could use the
Car tonight.
That is also true.
Well?
Well?
I need the car tonight!
No way, dude. I need the car.
I got a bucket of creamed corn
Waitin' for me at a women's
Prison!
I don't care!
Ok! Stop! I know how we can
Settle this.
Right! I'll get the limbo
Stick.
No. Look, we both run around
The block. First one back gets
The keys, gets the car.
All right.
All right. Now look, you run
Clockwise, I'll run counter
Clockwise.
Call it!
Call it! And...go!
And...go!
Drake's so gonna lose!
[Car horn]
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait! Foul! Foul!
Aw, man. That is so unfair,
Dude!
♪ Well, I never thought
That it'd be so simple, but
I found a way,
I found a way,
If you open up your mind
[See what's inside]
It's gonna take some time
To realign,
But if you look inside,
I'm sure you'll find,
Over your shoulder,
You know that I told you
I'll always be picking you up
When you're down,
So just turn around,
So just turn around, ooh-ooh-ooh, oooooooh ♪
Ooh-ooh-ooh, oooooooh ♪
Whoa. That cat is fancy.
Walter, we gotta talk.
Yeah, we do.
Wait, wait. Check out this
Cat.
What about it?
They shaved him to look like
A lion.
We have car issues.
No, no, no, no, no! I'm the
One with the issue! Ok, he
Tricked me and took your car
Last night. Yeah, I had to get a
Ride to the magic palace with
Craig and eric and they sang
Show tunes the whole way!
You love show tunes.
When I'm singin'!
Look, I'm sorry I
Promised the car to both of you
Last night, I forgot that
I--
We wanna buy our own car.
You had your own car.
Which I lost.
And now we wanna buy
Another car to share.
But we don't have enough
Money.
How much have you got?
Between us, about ,.
Ok. Tell ya what. I'll
Match your ,...
Yes!
That's ,!
Wait!
You get the money if
You promise to help your mom and
Me do the grocery shopping&
Ewww.
And drive megan to and
From her oboe lessons.
Ewww.
You want my ,,
That's the deal.
I want his ,.
Deal.
Ok, my checkbook is--
Ok, my checkbook is-- yeah, I know where it is.
Yeah, I know where it is.
All right! I'm gonna look for
A salesman and then we can--
Oh, my god! I love this car!
Let's buy this one!
Shall we harmonize?
Let's.
♪ Noooooo
Dad said I could help pick
Out the car.
Yes. And thank you for
Helping us decide we're not
Getting this one.
Getting this one. Don't push me.
Don't push me.
Well, now, lemme guess, you
Folks are lookin' for a car.
Hey, you're stan the car man.
The very same.
I love your commercials! You
Need a car, you need a truck,
You need a van...
Come see stan the car man!
Who also sells trucks and
Vans.
Yeah...
I don't like it when people
Imitate me.
Sorry.
I'm also sorry.
Hey! Bobo! I love this guy!
Well, he seems to have takin'
A likin' to you, too.
Aw, he's awesome.
Yeah. Maybe he can tutor you
In math.
How much were you boys
Hopin' to spend on this vehicle?
'Bout ,.
,. Now, what kinda
Car did you have in mind?
Something safe.
Somethin' fast.
It's gotta get good mileage.
It's gotta have satellite
Radio.
And heated seats would be
Nice.
Huh?
I get cold down there.
Look, no one's interested in
Your butt temperature problems.
Dr. Fishbaum is!
Look, can you just show us
Something we can afford?
Well, I surely can. Right
Over there.
Come on.
Butt temperature problems?
Butt temperature problems? He's a mess.
He's a mess.
Hats for cats? Ooh, a
Yarmulke.
Hey. You guys buy a car?
No.
But I did get peed upon by an
Orangutan.
Man, they had a black '
Mustang fastback. -Speed with a
Red interior--
Yeah, with over ,
Miles on it!
I wanted the yellow beetle!
No one cares!
What'd I tell you about
Pushing?
They had a perfectly
Nice mercury sable with power
Windows and a clock for ,.
But drake didn't think
It was cool enough.
Sounds cool to me.
You see?
Yes, josh, the man who spends
His entire day reading [span]fancy cat[/span]
Magazine thinks the mercury
Sable's cool. Now
Let's go get that mustang.
No! We will buy no car until
We can agree on one that makes
Sense.
Now...i'm gonna go take a hot
Bath. Dad, did you get me my
Bath salts?
On the counter. I got
Lavender breeze and country
Daisy.
Awesome.
Hey, hey! Leave our ,
Down here.
What? I'm gonna spend it in
The bathtub?
Just leave it on the counter.
Oh, fine!
Lavender breeze, take me
Away!
Away! I need a pot pie.
I need a pot pie.
I need a pot pie. [Laughing]
[Laughing]
[Laughing] meow, matey. Arrrrg.
Meow, matey. Arrrrg.
Hey, megs.
Hey, megs. Can't talk. Playin' wheel-o.
Can't talk. Playin' wheel-o.
Megan, have you seen our
Envelope?!
No.
Then where could it've...
Drake. Drake! Drake!
Drake. Drake! Drake! This is addicting.
This is addicting.
Drake! Drake!
Drake!
Josh.
Did you take our money?!
Yes.
Don't lie to me! Did you take
It?!
Yes.
I know you took it!
Me, too.
You took our money?!
I don't know how to be any
Clearer.
You bought that mustang,
Didn't you?!
No, I did not buy that
Mustang. I bought something
Better.
Drake, I wanna know what you
Drake, I wanna know what you bought right now or I swear--
Bought right now or I swear--
Bobo?!
Bobo?! Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't believe you. I cannot
Believe you. I can't believe you
Took our $, and blew it on
An orangutan?!
Actually, he was ,.
Where'd you get the extra
Where'd you get the extra ?
?
You opened my special box?! No
One's allowed in my special box!
You're not seeing the big
Picture here.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Wait!
I'm so fed up with this.
Listen to me. Do you know how
Much they pay orangutans to be
In tv commercials? Do you know
How much people would pay to
Have this orangutan at their
Kid's birthday party?
So?
Soooo...in a few months
We'll make enough money off of
Bobo to buy five cars.
Maybe, yeah, maybe but I
Don't wanna--
Josh. Please don't send
Me home. I just
Wanna stay here and cuddle
With your special pillow. Please
Don't send me home.
Ok. Ok, but this better work.
Man, have I ever let you
Down?
Oh, let's see, um--
Oh, let's see, um-- consistently!
Consistently!
Thank you, and enjoy your
Photo with bobo.
Ohh, how much?
Well, it's bucks for a
Kiss, bucks for a
Commemorative photo and for ,
You can dance with him.
I'll take a kiss.
Ok, go for it.
Hi. Mmm.
Ahh! Ewww! He spit in my mouth!
Ahh! Ewww! He spit in my mouth! Gotta read the signs.
Gotta read the signs.
Pardon me.
Yeah, can I help you?
I'd like a dance, please.
I'd like a dance, please. Ok. Yeah. Sure. Here you go.
Ok. Yeah. Sure. Here you go.
Ok. Yeah. Sure. Here you go. [Slow music playing]
[Slow music playing]
Hey! Josh, josh, josh!
Helen! Wh-what are you doing
Here?
It's your day off!
I'm here because they're
Havin' a sale at the pottery
Barrel. But there's a motorcycle
In my parking space
And--monkey?! Is that a man
Dancin' with a monkey?!
You know, technically it's
Called an orangutan.
I don't need a biological
Tutorial! I need to know why
There's an ape in my movie
Theater!
We were just tryin' to make
Some extra money by selling
Orangutan kisses and dances
And--
You set up an orangutan
Business here without asking
Me?!
Actually, it was my idea.
Oh. Well, that's fine then.
Carry on with your monkey fun.
Oh, just one thing.
Since I run this movie theater,
I feel I should receive a
Percentage of the profits.
But helen--
Give me half the money.
Ok.
Thank you. Now I'm off to the
Pottery barrel to buy myself a
Titanium spatula.
Great, great, great. Three
Hours of work and we're left
With bucks.
Ok, you were right.
Right about what?
You know, I thought we could
Make some decent cash with that
Orangutan. But I was wrong and
You were right.
Excuse me, boys...
Oh, yeah. You can just set
Him down right there. It's ok.
But I don't want to set him
Down.
Huh?
What do you mean?
I'd like to buy this animal
From you.
He's not for sale.
I'll give you $,.
What?
Wait, you're offering us
$, For that orangutan?!
,?
Uh, well, sorry. He's got the
Spastic knees.
Do we have a deal?
Please.
Yeah!
Of course.
Totally!
Thank you so much. This is
Truly exciting.
$,. Adrian favershim.
Here you are.
Come, bobo. We've much, much to
Do. Gentlemen.
Bye, bobo.
See ya, little buddy.
[Bobo whining]
Will you look at that!
, Bucks. Shall we?
Start the music.
[Music playing]
,. ,, ,.
Yes, yes! Yes!
So much money, so much money,
We have it, we have it,
We have it!
We have it! [Screaming]
[Screaming]
Hey, could you two boob it
Down a little bit? I'm trying to
Do my homework.
Uh, you might wanna change
Your attitude and start acting a
Little nicer to us.
That's right, little girl.
Why would I wanna be nice to
You?
Because we happen to be...
Thousandaires!
$,. Who's
Dr. Adrian favershim and
Why'd he give you guys a check
For grand?
We sold him bobo.
Yep.
You sold bobo?! To some
Stranger?!
Easy, don't worry.
Anybody who'd pay grand
For an orangutan is gonna take
Good care of him.
What are you doin'?
Doing a search on the guy who
Gave you this check.
Will you just relax?
Yeah, the guy's a doctor.
"Dr. Adrian g. Favershim,
Former head of cardiology at
The national institute of
Medicine in cambodia..."
Yeah, that's the guy.
See?
"...fled the country after
Local authorities charged him
With conspiracy to purchase and
Consume rare primates."
"Consume rare primates"?
What does that mean?
Well, "consume" means
"To eat."
And "primates" are
Mammals...like monkeys, chimps,
And orangutans.
You sold bobo to an orangutan
Eater?!
You sold bobo to an orangutan
Eater!
Hey, hey, hey! Instead of
Arguing about bobo, why don't
You go save him?!
Right!
Let's go, let's go, let's
Go!
What's the address on the
Check?!
Longleaf drive!
Ok, come on!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Megan, if we're not back in
An hour, call the cops!
Come on!
Remember, one hour!
Hurry!
Dude!
Dude! One hour!
One hour!
One hour! [Soft music playing]
[Soft music playing]
I've missed you, big lovely
Pot. It's been far too long.
Ha!
Aha!
Come in.
We are in!
And we want bobo back!
I'm sorry, we had a deal.
$, For your delicious
Friend.
Yeah, well, deal's off!
Yeah, so just take your
Check back and give us bobo!
Are you sure?
Yes!
Absolutely!
Very well. Bobo's in the back
Of that closet, right over
There. You may fetch him.
Good.
Come on, dude. Let's go get
Him.
He's in here?
In the closet? Where is he?
The door--
Hey, come on. Let us out!
I'm sorry, boys, but I can't
Let you interfere with my dinner
Plans.
Hello, little friend.
I hope you have good taste.
You open this door or we're
Gonna call the cops!
Yeah, we have a cell phone in
Here!
You have no cell phone.
Do, too!
Prove it.
How?
Play me a ring tone.
[Music playing]
See? Told ya we got a cell
Phone!
Does it have bluetooth?
What?!
Your cell phone. Does it have
Bluetooth?
Yeah. Dude, it has
Bluetooth.
I don't believe you.
Show me.
Fine! Then, open the door.
See? Bluetooth! Ha ha!
Hey! What?
Oh, man!
Nice goin', bluetooth.
Nice goin', bluetooth. Don't start with me. Ow!
Don't start with me. Ow!
You let us outta here right
Now if you know what's good
For you!
Let us out!
I'll be happy to let you out,
Gentlemen, after my dinner.
All right, put the orangutan
Down!
Adrian favershim, we have a
Warrant for your arrest.
Oh, crud.
Ma'am?
Is that your brothers'
Orangutan?
That's him.
Hi, bobo. Who's a pretty boy?
You're in a lotta trouble,
Doctor.
What kinda sick, twisted man
Eats monkeys?
You're right. I'm not a well
Man. Perhaps prison would be a
Good place for me to--
Diversion!
He's runnin'!
Let's get him!
Stay here, bobo.
Boobs? You here?
Yeah!
We're in the closet!
Why are you guys in the
Closet?
Because we love coat
Hangers.
Just unlock the door.
I'll unlock the door -- on
One condition.
No.
No conditions.
Ok. See ya.
Wait!
Yes?
What's your condition?
First, we sell bobo back to
Stan the car man so he'll have
A good home.
Ok.
And...
We buy the car I want.
No way.
No way. Not hap'nin', little girl.
Not hap'nin', little girl.
Hey, is that drake and josh?
Hey, drake and josh!
Nice car! You guys goin' skirt
Shoppin'?!
[Laughter and chatter]
Get out of the way now!
Would you just go, please!
Would you just go, please! Go, go!
Go, go!
Learn how to drive!
Learn how to drive! Ooh, it's yellow!
Ooh, it's yellow!
No, no! It's not just a
Spatula. It's a titanium
Spatula. Yeah! Titanium. Oh,
Yeah, this thing's gonna flip an
Omelet and stop a hockey puck.
I'm serious! No, baby. I've seen
Your spatula and yours is not
Made of titanium. Yeah, they
Only sell 'em at the pottery
Barrel. Uh-huh. I'm tellin' you.
I've had some good spatulas in
My day, but this titanium is
Unsurpassed. Uh-huh. Titanium!
All right. Bye, gavin!
04x09 - My Dinner With Bobo
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Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.
Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.