okay you want to know the number one
thing about turning 16
being 15 was fun but you want to know
why 16 is better
two words two words
driver's license
i am so psyched to be able to drive a
cone i am so ready to get behind the
wheel i'll be able to drive megan to
soccer practice i'll be able to back
over megan's bike in the driveway
i can cruise to the supermarket and pick
up a melon
you know josh loves melons
are special fruits don't let anyone tell
you different
now i like grapes
which if you think about it are just
like tiny little individual melons
drinks always trying to tell me that
grapes are like small melons
but i ain't buying it
wait what was i just seeing before the
stuff about melons wait what was i
talking about before oh yeah yeah
driver's license
i can't wait to get my driver's license
i am ready to drive
and i like grapes the grape is no melon
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drake the volume
oh sorry uh
go
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dude we're supposed to be studying for
our driving test which is exactly what
i'm doing oh just random dragon
ah bridge is out
i seriously doubt our driving test is
gonna include stealing a bus and ramming
dragons do you know that for sure
ah yep new high school
bro this is a really big day for us
we're becoming men
men who drive
yeah
we're really getting mature
yeah
hey want to play mr wiggles balloon hunt
okay but i get to be the purple
controller no i get the purple no i get
the perfect no i get the bond
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no i don't like that come on
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[Music]
it's gonna take some time
[Music]
but if you look inside
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if you open up your mind
it's gonna take some time to realize
[Music]
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over your shoulders
[Music]
hi
why blow it because you failed to stop
at the stop sign
and why is there a stop sign in the
living room
because i'm about to help you guys
prepare for your driver's test
ah don't worry about it we prepared all
day i'm helping you
great
now as you'll see i've set up a
simulator
those are mom's good chairs
what she doesn't know won't hurt me
okay josh you're up first
your steering wheel
a hula hoop a steering hoop
josh start the car
vroom
okay now
a good driver is always prepared for the
unexpected yeah i know i'm always
telling you a little girl
[Applause]
oh
why are they good
always the first
to go
nice going josh i ran over your sister
i get to run over next
[Laughter]
yo
i hate the wet willy
okay drake your turn
must i do this your choice but you know
the rules you get one traffic ticket
that's it i take your license away that
goes for both of you capice
it's pronounced capisce dad
touch
touche
okay drake
now we're driving along we're just
driving along
it's a beautiful evening
the sun
oh
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[Applause]
[Music]
josh this is the department of motor
vehicles all right not the navy quit
saluting people
sorry i'm just really nervous about the
test
relax all right good things happen when
you relax
uh parker drake oh me that's
very cute
i'm carly
oh i'm
psyched you ready for your driver's test
yeah
see
relaxed
how do you always get the hot girl
i don't know i try not to question him
see ya
michael's josh
yes sir
or ma'am
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i uh
i i just want to say i i love that that
pin
is that a pelican
i hate teenagers oh yeah we're the worst
all right nichols there is an ambulance
coming why aren't you pulling over um
because it's a divided highway so
technically i'm not required to pull
over for an oncoming ambulance
right
right but i don't like your kind
[Applause]
so uh what's right in there hold on a
second and
look
hey you drew me yeah you have a great
profile
thanks
oh inside out burger
oh it's hot in here i hate hot
oh i'll uh i'll i'll turn on the air
conditioning let me just put up your
window
oh sorry i'm sorry
do you want me to rub it no
how good is inside out burger
the best you want to fry ah got to keep
my hands on the wheel
no problem
[Music]
don't slam the door this isn't one of
your teenage parties
i'm sorry now mr nichols i assume you
expect a driver's license look if i
could just retake the test perhaps
there's someone less angry don't
interrupt me you pass but if you just
pass this got you here good you're an
excellent driver now
go get your driver's license before i
change my mind
before i called up
i'm street legal
that was the most fun driving test i've
ever given so uh where do i pick up my
driver's license you don't
oh carly seriously uh what do i pick it
up
drake i'm sorry but i can't pass you
why not
well let's see
you ran four stop signs two red lights
drove on the sidewalk rear-ended a fire
truck
oh and you almost ran over an old lady
in a wheelchair
she was hogging the lane
right you're a great kid bad driver
anyway call me i'd love to hear your
band play
dad you owe me 375 for that combo meal
what does that matter with you why are
you trying to k*ll a bird don't you run
from me i'm gonna get you
[Music]
[Applause]
hey will you drive me to soccer practice
you know i didn't get my driver's
license yeah i just love making you say
it
hey drake later will you drive me to the
and he's back with the groceries thanks
josh oh don't thank me i loved it hey
later i'll go to the drugstore and pick
up your ointment
do you have to say that out loud
go ahead tell me how great it is having
your driver's license
it's not all that
you know uh
traffic paying for gas trying to squeeze
into those spaces that are just so i
love it so much i can't stand it
congratulations hey come on i'll drive
us to go get some pizza nah i'm not
hungry
neither am i now let's go get some pizza
why
because we can
to the josh moby
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man i cannot believe that you got your
driver's license and i didn't
drake you can't coach through life on
good looks charm and cool
okay you can
it's not gonna get you everything
stop sign huh
you just drove through a stop sign
no i didn't
yeah you did
if there was a stop sign there don't you
think i'd know it
you know it now oh jeez
you
hi
may i please see your license
registration all right i didn't do
anything what i do i didn't do anything
like make out
please step out of the vehicle
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i have the right to remain silent
anything i say can and will be used
against me
son just stand up
what'd i do
you ran a stop sign at that last
intersection now let me have your
driver's license
wait here
got a little dirt on your shirt there i
have a stain stick at
what if he gives me a ticket you heard
what dad said he'll confiscate my
license
well well i read somewhere about this
one guy in phoenix who got out of a
traffic ticket by faking a heart att*ck
oh i don't believe that why not you
don't read
well your record comes up clean
thank you but i'm gonna have to give you
a ticket for running the stop sign
oh my heart oh the bacon i think i'm
having it
episode
[Applause]
give this to him when he stops faking
that heart att*ck
will do
[Music]
[Applause]
one day i have my license one day and
already i get a ticket and you know what
dad's gonna do
bye-bye driver's license i might as well
just rip it up now
dude you gotta start lifting weights or
something
i'm gonna miss driving i can't go back
to my bike the seat hurts my bottom
josh dad won't take away your license if
he doesn't find out about the ticket so
just don't tell him but how do i pay for
the ticket what about your savings oh i
blew it all in that lame tanning bed
that never worked
stupid broken heating element
tell you what i'll pay the ticket and
you just pay me back when you can really
oh thanks drake you're really saving my
butt on this one
how strict saving your butt
oh
i didn't say saving my butt
i said
shaving
my
i think you're lying to me
i think you did something
something bad
and i'm gonna find out what it is
look here's the uh money for the ticket
oh thank you so much drake hey if
there's anything you want anything um
really actually i wouldn't mind going to
get the zero gravity cd drive me to the
mall no prob
to the josh movie
you gotta stop saying that
i know
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sorry was i gone long just an hour and
ten minutes i thought you were buying
one cd i did only buy one cd
and a new pair of sneakers some guitar
strings and oh look a japanese fighting
fish
you went to the pet store yeah i got you
something
want me a chew toy
yeah squeaks
thanks
now let's get home we've got a lot of
homework today hey do you mind if we
stop by trevor's house
why
he got that growth removed from his back
so
so he's got it in a jar let's go
no i gotta get home
okay
i guess i just thought you'd be a little
nicer to me since i
paid for your traffic ticket uh but
whatever
which way does trevor live
take a left up at the light
stop sign
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kidding
[Applause]
josh
you awake
josh
oh good you're up here let's go get some
tacos you drive
what
it's 3 a.m
yeah i like to call it the uh
taco hour
go make some we have taco stuff in the
kitchen
yeah but shay taco's only a few miles
away come on just give me a ride no i
will not drive into the night on some
mexican adventure
okay i just thought that a corn shell
full of beef and cheese would be a small
reward for i don't know helping you keep
your driver's license
okay
that's it
stop dropping guilt bombs on
i won't have it you hear me oh i hear
you and maybe dad's gonna hear me when i
tell him that you ran a stop sign and
got a pretty little traffic ticket what
do you say to that i say
it's taco time
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hey josh
it's a diaper stuck to the wall in the
bathroom
help me scrape it off
no
i'm off today i'm not working till
tomorrow okay i'll leave it till then
thanks for the movie drake call me
hey josh you uh ready to drive me home
i've been ready for a half hour
fine let's go
or let's stay
excuse me
sorry i i couldn't help notice you are
way too pretty to not know me
well we should try and fix that
shouldn't we drake parker denise woods
uh so have i seen you around school i
don't know carnegie has such a big
campus
oh carnegie college yeah what'd you
think i meant high school no high school
yeah i remember those days
yeah good times
so um do you go to carnegie oh no i i go
to uh
smart and housing state
oh
where's marvin housen
you know
over there
so you want to go out sometime
i'm free tomorrow night oh so am i pick
me up at eight uh yeah yeah yeah i'll
i'll pick you up
in a car
or or hey hey why don't i have my driver
take us you have a driver yeah father
insists
his his name's chives
well then i will see you and chives
yes you will
what
nothing
chives
i got it off
this is really cool i've never had a
driver before uh you get used to it uh
just pretend he's not here
should i pretend i can't hear you
chives your tone
so chives how long have you worked for
drake's family
much too long
no i'm just joking that's our chives
full of mischief
here we're at the restaurant
aren't you forgetting to open our doors
you're pushing it
come on denise
what so i'm just supposed to sit here
while you guys see
why are you hungry
uh i wouldn't mind a chopped salad maybe
with a little chicken some garbanzo
beans or mozzarella
and now i'm alone
[Music]
that was one of the best dinners i've
ever had
hey how about we take a nice romantic
drive along the beach
chives you heard the lady
forget it
i'm exhausted and the beach is like a
half hour away
20 minutes if you step on it
and chives please put your cap back on
no i will not put the cap back on it
squeezes my head
sassy
chives
do i need to have a talk with father
about the ticket you received
yeah yeah
wow he is a really bad chauffeur
i am not a chauffeur i'm his brother
chives stop calling me chives i'm not
even sure chives is a real name and if
you want to go to the beach so bad
you drive
fine i will
denise you just relax
cops
oh sweet sweet karma
son you know you have a taillight out
yeah stick it to him copper
may i see your driver's license please
god
yeah about that oh go ahead and tell him
drake tell him how you don't have a
driver's license
you don't have your license no he does
that's why i had to drive you around all
night
wait so you were driving this car
yeah
what you have a tail light out
afraid i'm gonna have to give you a
ticket son
no sir
you're going to have to give me two
tickets what for
well
one for the faulty taillight
and one
for that
hey you want to hear my cd yeah sure
okay take the wheel
[Music]
why aren't you parallel parking who am i
supposed to
parallel park parking and cut this ass
sorry
hello oh hi trevor
no i don't want to see your growth
then i don't care if it's still growing
put it back in the jar
you
02x09 - Driver's License
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Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.
Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.