[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
[Burt] Can't you
go faster?
So... very hungry.
I'm going the speed limit.
Do you wanna be
eating a ticket?
My tummy says I
can if I have to.
[stomach rumbles]
Oh, and if you speed
up, he's paying.
Step on it, Kirb!
[engine roars,
tires squeal]
[Both] Say no to to-ma-to!
Say no to to-ma-to!
What's going on?
Who cares? FOOD!
Herby, I think these
guys are protestors.
[Man] Bingo.
She's Tempeh and
I'm Namastanley.
We're here to give
a voice to
the poor, defenseless
tomatoes.
Ever think that maybe
they don't wanna be
squeezed into ketchup?
Aren't tomatoes
just vegetables?
Well, technically
they're just fruits.
They're not JUST anything!
They're poor, defenseless
little guys and we are
the extreme difference makers
who are going to help them.
And not just them...
Baby carrots taken from
their bunches too young.
Or- Or trash cans: You think
they want to eat garbage?
[scoffs] And don't even
get me started on napkins.
Basically, we stand up for
anything without a voice.
Ohhhh, I get it.
At school, we stand
up for roll call.
I do standup comedy at
the Academy variety show!
The Academy? School?
[condescending laugh]
School is only there to
brainwash the masses, okay?
You can't learn about
life from a book.
Uhhhm...
[Tempeh] It says so
in my book:
'You Can't Learn About
Life from a Book.'
You should read it.
It'll totally
change your life.
Uhhhm...
And life is for
doing, not reading.
Yeah!
I'm confused.
Come on, Tempeh, let's go.
These corporate clowns
are harshing my
difference making vibes.
Lunch mission accomplished.
Extra ketchup for everyone!
[Both] Say no to-
Napkin?
You know, maybe
they have a point.
Do they?
I mean, I guess it
couldn't hurt to see.
Whatever.
Wait, so they were angry
'cause ketchup
is made with tomatoes?
I always thought it was
just made with ketchup.
Or red mustard.
Any sign of them, Kirb?
Not yet, but they can't have
gone far on that space-cycle.
I'm so excited for
our first protest!
[Woody] Let me get
this straight.
You guys wanna find those
smelly dudes so that
you can help them with-
Difference making.
That's cool, but, uh, why?
Their first impression
of us was-
Bad. Yeah, it was bad.
And wrong!
When we find them, we'll be
able to prove that
we CAN make a difference!
I'm game for anything, but you
guys know that you already
make differences every day
just by being yourselves,
right?
[belching]
Hey! Each burp
was different!
And look! Burt's wearing
two different shoes.
[Burt] Yeah. And one's
a banana peel!
And Herby, you're always
coming up with different plans
to help out.
Now, I'm not sure
how those things
make the universe better-
Woody, you're right!
And if we're making
differences in the universe
without even trying, imagine
if we applied ourselves...
Congratulations on making
the most differences
in the universe ever.
Our students have
become our teachers.
You are better than us!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you.
[gasp] There they are!! HERBY!!
Huh? Whu? Where?
[All screaming]
[moaning weakly]
Where are the tomato huggers?
There you are!
We're here to help
with your next protest.
What is it?
We were protesting the
demolition of this antique
phone booth!
Which YOU just demolished.
♪ [whistling] ♪
Say no to to-ma-to!
Say no to to-ma-to!
We're so sorry.
It was an accident.
Was that the last one?
This was the last red one!
[scoffs] ANGUISH!!
Aww, what can we do
to make it up to you?
Where's your next protest?
Wouldn't you like to know?
[♪♪♪]
[Woody] You sure we
should do this?
They didn't seem too jazzed
after we ruined their protest.
That's exactly why we're
following them
to the big time one.
So we can make up for it.
[honking]
I even made a sign!
Once I know what we're
protesting, I'll draw it
in the circle.
I made a sign too!
Why is your face crossed out?
Because I'd rather
not be doing this.
[♪♪♪]
Thank you all for coming.
We're here to shine a light on
poor, defenseless vegetables.
And the gnarly chemicals in
this t*nk that are used to
grow them unnaturally big.
Observe what just
one drop can do.
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
[Crowd screaming]
We can't let them do
this to our produce!
[Herby] She's right!
And we're here to
help put a stop to it.
[Namastanley] Hey!
This is our protest!
Grr...
You will not hijack
our hard work.
Now get off of here!
[Herby] Whoaaa!!
[Tempeh & Namastanley]
Nonononoooooo!
Heh. Well, the bad stuff
won't be hurting
any more innocent-
[Herby gasps]
Awwww, cute-
[Tomato roars]
[screams] Not cute!
Definitely not cute!
The tomatoes have come alive!
[♪♪♪]
This big time protest
went big time bust.
Next time you
wanna help, DON'T!
Yeah, I think our next protest
is gonna be against you.
Whoaa-
[Tempeh] Help! Heeeelp!
I thought you
said not to help.
Make up your minds!!
They'll turn them
into condiments.
What are we gonna do?
We're already doing something.
We're hiding.
Aw, this is all our fault.
We have to save them!
[Namastanley] Stop!
We're on your side!
Bad. But it could
be worse.
[Tempeh] Not the tomato press!
Noo!
Okay, it's worse.
Think Herby, think.
What do tomatoes want?
I know! They want to be
left alone.
Right.
Left alone to do what though?
Pick their noses freely?
[gasp] That's it!
They want to be FREE!
But, how are we
going to do that?
Woody said we've always made
differences without trying.
Kirbie's burps, Burt's
shoes and my genius plans.
Bring the magic, Herb!
Burt, you sneak away,
hop that fence
and on my signal,
open the gate.
Uhhh, something tells me
I'm not gonna like
what our part of
the plan is.
We're the ones who put Tempeh
and Namastanley in danger
so now we have to get
them out of it.
Time to make the biggest
difference of our lives.
[♪♪♪]
[Both cowering]
[whistling]
Allow me to make
a difference.
[belching]
Hey! Big angry tomatoes!
Over here!
Come and get us!
[♪♪♪]
[Kirbie] It's not working!
[Both cowering]
Look, I know you're upset
about maybe being turned
into ketchup, but we're here
to free you and-
Uh oh.
Burt, now! Open the gate!
[♪♪♪]
My difference!
[♪♪♪]
[Both cowering]
[♪♪♪]
Looks pretty fun to me!
Yeah! We've given them their own
Mutant Tomato Sanctuary.
[scoffs] Keeping them
in captivity?
Against their will?
I think it's time you leave.
But they're safe from
being made into ketchup!
Never mind!
Have it your way!
[♪♪♪]
You know, I'm okay
with not being
extreme difference makers.
In fact, I kinda like the
little ones we make every day
better.
[belches]
Right there with ya, bud.
Half a dozen burgers,
extra ketchup.
Where did the bun
go for that one?
[chuckles]
I needed a new shoe.
[All laugh]
[♪♪♪]
So close and yet so far.
[kiss]
When are we hitting
the food court?
I hear there's a pretzel place
that has thirteen types
of hot sauce!
[Betty Soo] STOP RIGHT THERE,
KISSY!
[♪♪♪]
Slobbering on display windows
is a mall infraction.
Cool uniform, Betty Soo.
Are you a cop?
No, but soon.
Today's my first day
as a Mall Cop Intern.
Whooooaa.
I'm on my way to
meet up with my boss.
He's gonna take me on patrol
and show me the ropes.
Wicked!
Do you get a badge and
a police ship
and a siren and lights?
Nah.
I just need my training manual
and these cool moves...
Oh, and this.
A pen for writing
speeding tickets?
Not exactly.
It's an instant laser jail
so that if I see
some perps perping...
Aw yeah, busted!
I made it myself.
Ooh!
Do it again! Do it again!
Sure, kid.
I'll just eyeball the mall
for a crime in progress.
[♪♪♪]
[gasp] Toilet
paper infraction.
Better crank this
to full power!
Busted!
Ahhh! Ugh... ugh.
I don't think that's
what she was going for...
[♪♪♪]
Ugh. This is the worst.
I'm gonna lose my place
on the intern list.
[gasp] I've got
a great idea.
A real Herby, if
you will. [laughs]
We're gonna take your place
until you're back
from the hospital.
I love it!
NO! Oh, uh, please don't!
Um, I mean thanks, but-
Aw, it's the least
we can do.
Ok bye!
No-no-no-no-nooo!
AAAHHH!
Let's go do her memory proud.
[Betty Soo] Uh, I'm still alive!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Lookin' good, guys.
Feeling great, Kirbs.
Hey, this must be the boss.
Good day, Officer.
Herby, Kirbie and Burt
reporting for duty.
Funny, you three don't look
like the one, single intern
I'm supposed to be mentorin'.
She, uh, got sick.
In the line of duty and she's
so responsible that
she got the three of us
to fill in for her.
It was my idea.
Uh, I mean, hers!
Don't worry. We won't
let you down, Officer.
I might, but it
won't be on purpose.
You better not.
I run a tight ship.
Uh, when do we get our
handcuffs and whistles
and laser jails?!
Not until I take
you on the b*at.
If you do a good job,
I guess Betty Soo did too
by choosing you as fill ins.
If you don't, well
let's just say...
you'll get her fired.
Let's ride.
Cooooooool.
[siren wailing]
Don't touch that.
You gotta keep your eyes
peeled at all times.
Crime doesn't sleep...
and neither do I.
[siren wailing]
Oh, and you always gotta
look out for Bad Apples.
Gotcha!
[siren wailing]
It's the rentacops.
Scatter!
My wish came true!
Weeeeee!
Awww. What's next,
Officer Doug?
Food court.
Policing's hungry work.
[siren wailing]
[♪♪♪]
How 'bout a couple
more there, Gladys?
I'm starvin'.
Time to spice it up.
Um, officer Doug?
I think you forgot to pay.
[chuckles] Newbies.
Free stuff goes with the job.
Sounds right to me!
It does?
Sure. I look the other way
when Gladys here
"forgets" to wash her hands,
and BOOM. Free pretzels.
Oh, what else do you use your
supreme power to get for free?
Lots.
I get freebies all over
the mall:
shoes, wigs,
pet supplies...
uh, more wigs.
Uh, I'm sorry, but I didn't
put this fake badge on so
I can get free stuff just
because I'm a mall cop.
It does feel kinda wrong.
We should pay for these.
[yawns] That was
three too many.
I gotta digest.
I'm gonna take a nap.
I mean... [chuckles] a break.
But, what about our jobs?
Well, you see yourselves as
such great cops, so prove it.
Deal! We won't let you down!
You better not.
Guys, we have a
mall to protect.
[♪♪♪]
Way over the
speed limit, kid.
Too full, Mr. Garbage Can.
Too cool for a seatbelt, huh?
[crying]
[♪♪♪]
Ha! Caught you
right in the act!
[both panting]
The manual says that the
punishment for graffiti is
a lifetime ban
from the mall.
Unless you've got something to
make us look the other way.
Stop it, Burt.
We're not exchanging free
stuff for their freedom.
Would, uh, THIS help you
forget about our unfortunate
misunderstanding?
WHAT?!
[gasp]
Sorry guys, but Herby
doesn't take free stuff.
Uh... [chuckles] maybe I could
just hold it for a minute.
Aw, a sweet, sweet
minute in my arms.
[kiss]
Go on. Take it.
If I do, then you Bad Apples
have to promise not to
do anything bad again.
Oh, we promise.
Okay, then.
I'll take it.
For the law.
[Bad Apples] Yeah! Haha! Woohoo!
Did you see that? Oh, yeah!
I dunno, Herb.
The mall cop getting pretzels
is one thing, but taking
a bribe from a Bad Apple?
Kirbs, it's simple, okay?
In taking this Skyboard,
I've turned the Bad Apples
into Good Apples.
Also, it's a Skyboard.
[siren wailing]
Now let's go act
like mall cops!
[Burt] Woohoo!
[Herbie] Alright!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[weakly eating]
[sigh] It's all working out.
Tons of free stuff for us,
and we're still totally
getting the job done.
[sniffs] Mmm...
smells like burning...
garbage?
[gasp]
[fire alarms,
wild laughter]
[gasp] My Skyboard!
Who could have done this?
[gasp]
[Kirby gasps]
The Bad Apples.
Help! Help me!
Please! Someone!
Oh my!
[♪♪♪]
Aw, we've made a big mistake.
Hey, where are our wheels?
[All gasp]
Lookin' for this?!
[laughs]
But you guys promised
to behave!
Guys! Betty Soo is gonna
lose her internship!
That's it.
Time to shape up and
actually do our jobs.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[siren wailing]
[screams]
[Man yelps]
Hold steady, Herb!
I'm gonna jump!
[All] AAHHH!!!
[Bad apples laughing] Suckers!
Nice try, wannabes.
We rule this mall!
[Doug] WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
You destroyed the mall!
I'll lose my job!
Haha!! Double win!
Woohoo!
[Betty Soo] Not so fast,
bad guys!
[♪♪♪]
[yelps]
Get off!
Alright!
BUSTED.
Betty Soo!
You're better!
And you fixed your pen!
Yeah, I heal fast when
my job's on the line
and I fix laser jail
pens even faster.
Now what in the name
of mall law happened?
We happened...
and I'm SO sorry.
We let you down and
lost your internship.
Says who?
She caught the bad guys!
She sure did!
And with our help.
Oh, you'll help alright.
Help clean up the mall.
Now, get to work.
Well, you seem like an
effective mall cop.
I'm gonna let you prove it...
while I go get
some free pretzels.
Sir, yes Sir!
Ahhh! Ugh... ugh.
Don't worry, Betty Soo.
We got this.
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
01x19 - May the 4th Amigonaut Be With You/Top Cop Flop
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Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.
Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.