[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
[robot] The Oober Doober
Academy Career Fair...
The future is now--
[stuttering on
"Ow! Ow! Ow..."]
[powers down]
[busy crowd chatter]
[growl]
[busy crowd chatter]
Wow!
The career fair is
an exciting place.
Yeah.
Look at this guy!
Oh, I'm no plumber.
Just a fan of the craft.
Whoa!
What is THAT?
This, Kirbie,
is a machine that can predict
what a student will do
for a living.
I call it...
The Future Projector!
...It also dispenses brochures.
-Cool!
-Wow!
[gasp]
Care to give it a try?
[giggle]
Yes, I do care... to.
[whirring and beeping]
[Burt]
Whoa!
Awesome!
I'm a spy!
...Whose first mission is
to repair his own pants.
[gasp]
[whirring and beeping]
[fanfare, crowd cheering,
then fireworks]
[fanfare, crowd cheering,
then fireworks]
I'm a diplomat
who single-handedly
brokers intergalactic peace...
Let's go stop some fights!
Wow.
If their lives are that cool,
mine's gonna be epic!
[whirring and beeping]
[jackhammer running]
Cheese miner?
I'm gonna be a cheese miner?
Your machine's
gotta be busted.
Oh, not at all!
It's in top working order,
and guaranteed
. percent accurate.
Then I'm gonna apply
myself like never before
and change my future forever!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
I need to try your
machine again.
Well, I doubt there'll
be much of a change
from minutes ago.
[chuckle]
[whirring and beeping]
[jackhammer running]
[growl]
But I tried so hard!
Is there no way someone
can change the future?
Why, of course there is!
There is?
Someone with an
unfavorable future
could negatively affect
the future of his
or her friends.
Yes!
[laugh]
[Burt roars,
others shriek]
I could bring them down too?
So, what are ya gonna be?
King of space?
Sports legend?
Dirty politician?
Famous chef?
Brand ambassador?
Social-media influencer
for verifying things?
Kindergarten teacher?
Alien groomer-
slash-action hero?
Uh, I gotta use the bathroom.
[Burt snores]
Well, if Mybad says I'll
mess up my friends' lives
by not working in
a cheese mine...
[groan]
[snoring]
[belch]
[snore]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
[fart]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Herby?
Huh.
-I wonder where he is.
-No need to wonder!
I'm a secret agent,
and on the case.
Awww!
Well, the gouda is over there,
and the Havarti is down there.
And the blue cheese...
Well, the location
of the blue cheese
is on a need-to-know
basis only.
What if I need to know?
Well, when that happens...
I'll tell you it's
right below us.
So you take your
time card here,
and you punch it like this.
The more you punch...
...the more it looks
like Swiss cheese.
[chuckle]
I came up with that.
That's why I'm, uh...
That's why I'm the boss.
And no snackin' on the job!
I'm watchin' ya.
[both]
Herby?
Herby?
Herby!
♪ Workin' in the cheese mines
Workin' in the cheese mines ♪
♪ Workin' in the
cheese mines... ♪
[rumble]
Herbert, would ya keep it down!
Number one cheese mine rule is
no shouting.
The mines are very
sensitive to sound.
Sorry.
-Softer.
-[quiet] Sorry.
-Little softer.
-[whispering] Sorry.
Shhh.
[nearly silent]
Sorry.
Apology accepted.
[laugh]
Impressive!
Thanks.
So when I can start
using the cheese drill?
Wow.
First day and already
asking for the cheese drill.
[laugh]
It takes years to work
your way up to cheese driller.
Isn't that right, Jerry?
[laugh] "Jerry."
Very funny.
Shhh!
You should stop laughing.
Jerry here has
seniority over you.
Yeah...
Burt!
Burt!
I'm busy doin' spy work, Kirbie.
I just talked to Mybad,
and he said Herby was devastated
by his future projection.
I think he ran away.
Whaaaa?!
Oh, that actually makes this
otherwise-confusing
clue I found--
and just accidentally sewed
into my pants-- make sense.
A brochure!
"Dear Kirbie and Burt:
"I've run away to save you
from my cheesy future.
Love, Herby."
If only it said where he went.
[yelp]
"You're not on
a road to nowhere--
You're on a road to
the cheese mines."
Do you know
what this means?
[grunt]
Yes...
...But you say it first.
Herby is at the cheese mines!
Exactly!
Let's go save him!
[grunt]
[long sigh]
[laugh]
You call that a defeated sigh?
THIS is a defeated sigh...
[overly-long, exaggerated sigh,
verging on a howl or bellow]
[overly-long, exaggerated sigh,
verging on a howl or bellow]
[overly-long, exaggerated sigh,
verging on a howl or bellow]
[overly-long, exaggerated sigh,
verging on a howl or bellow]
Thanks, Jerry.
I appreciate the compliment.
Now, do me a favour
and watch the kid
while I go take a nap
on a pile of ricotta.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
Herby!
Kirbie? Burt!
What're you guys doing here?
-You can't be here!
-Herby, please.
You don't have to work here.
You're meant to be our leader.
[sigh]
I'm done with leading.
I'd rather work
in the cheese mines
than take you guys
down with me.
You're both meant
for great things!
Herby, we'd way rather
be friends with you
than have a future.
We need our leader back!
May I help you?
We're here to take
our friend home.
Yeah, he doesn't belong here!
That's where you're wrong.
Once a cheese miner...
always a cheese miner.
[gulp]
Mm, this ain't bad!
Mind if I chip some away
for myself?
Oh no.
It's already happening!
[chewing]
Get outta here!
I'm no good for you!
You're shouting!
I told you
there's no shouting!
The mine can't take
the shouting!
["shouting" echoes]
Oh, look what you've
gone and done now.
We're doomed!
[gasp]
Herby, you saved me!
See?
You ARE a leader!
You bet I am!
[♪♪♪]
Now let's get outta here!
You got it, pal.
Wendel!
You comin'?
[gnawing sound]
It was self defense!
He was gonna do
the same to me!
You all saw!
[Herby]
Follow me...
Back to the academy!
[all shrieking]
[scream]
[♪♪♪]
Everyone in!
[♪♪♪]
[all screaming]
[all screaming]
We're gonna make it!
[gasp]
[Burt]
[fart] What are we going to do?!
Everyone, lean back!
[Kirbie screams]
[all scream]
[crash]
You did it!
And you're fired.
You will NEVER work in
a cheese mine again.
You hear that?
I'll never work in
a cheese mine again!
[sigh]
Now let's go home.
[all]
Yay!
[awkward "Yay..."]
[Wendel whimpers]
[belch]
-Gross!
-Take what ya get.
[belch]
Gross.
Take what ya get.
[belch]
Noodles, hot sauce,
and grapes...
How do you come up
with these entrées?
I let the funnel
work its magic.
[flies buzz]
Lady lunch,
do not let me down.
[belch]
A yogurt and two olives.
Not bad, Herb.
Kirbie, it's about
to get even better...
[bell]
Yay!
Trading is open!
I got olives!
Who wants to trade for olives?
-I need fries!
-I need ketchup!
[bell]
Wooo! What a rush!
How'd you do?
Pancake, mayonnaise,
and pepperoni.
[gasp] I'm gonna
pretend it's a pizza!
[chomp]
[spewing]
'Kay, it didn't work.
There you are, Burt!
What did you get?
How'd you score that?
I make my own lunch.
Why don't we make ours?
Pfft!
No way.
Trading makes
the food taste better.
You're not just eating food--
You're eating victory!
So, what'd you win?
See it and be jealous...
[Kirbie]
A mustard packet?
This isn't just
a mustard packet.
It's... a beginning.
I give you...
The ultimate sandwich.
It contains every
food group known to man--
and a few that aren't.
[chuckle]
I vow to spend
every lunch building it,
one piece at a time.
Whoa...
Can I have a bite?
Sure!
The second it's done, you can--
[gulp]
Mm! Not bad.
I can't wait to try
the real thing!
Well, you could just
buy the ingredients
and make it yourself.
"Make it myself?"
Ha!
Not in this life.
I'm gonna trade
my way to the top!
[bell]
I'll give you my bed
for that lettuce!
[bell]
My locker for that cold cut!
[bell]
My TV for that onion!
[bell ringing]
Y'think this is sandwich thing
is gettin' out of hand?
I think it's building character.
I need that bacon!
Take my hide n' seek trophies.
Take my shirt!
He's been at this for days.
Isn't he gonna be hungry?
You could give him your cupcake.
[angelic choir]
No way!
I don't think Herby could
handle flavour like that.
Victory is near!
The only thing missing is...
a pickle.
You've come so far!
Don't let anything
get in your way.
I'd stay and watch...
but I gotta take a poop.
Uh, I don't need to,
but I'll try.
I can't watch this anymore.
I'm so close!
I just need a pickle.
My kingdom for a pickle!
Your kingdom,
you say?
Donnie, please.
I've got nothing left!
Nothing?
Oh, well, in that case...
I'll do your
homework for a month!
Why, so I'll fail?
[imitates buzzer] Try again!
Uh...
[gasp]
[yelp]
You can have my nose hair!
-Ew, no!
-Well, have it anyway.
I don't even know
what it's for.
Ugh, barf!
It's obvious you have
nothing I want--
except...
[angelic choir]
That would sweeten the deal.
But...
-That's Burt's cupcake.
-So?
I can't betray
my friend like that.
But on the other hand--
Pickllllle...
[Herby gasps]
You've come so far!
Don't let anything
get in your way.
So you think I should?
Yes, and so do you...
And you're me, and I'm you,
and we are we.
And I'm confused.
Five,
four,
three,
two,
one...
Stop!!
Take it!
Take the cupcake.
[both laugh maniacally]
[both laugh maniacally]
Well, this is getting weird.
Okay, later.
That smelt and felt fantastic!
Hey, where'd my cupcake go?
Huh? Oh. [chuckle]
About that.
Well, there's good
news and bad news...
The good news is
I finished my sandwich!
Wow...
Yeah, amazing.
Where's my cupcake?
Well, the bad news is...
I had to trade it--
for the pickle.
[others gasp]
Herby, how could you?
Well you said not to let
anything get in my way.
I did?
I did!
Did I?
I'll get you another one, Burt.
I promise.
No!
I want that one back!
It was more than
just a cupcake.
It was my friend.
[♪♪♪]
Alright!
[giggle]
Aw, I'm sorry, Burt.
I didn't realize
you two were so close.
Yeah, that and it's
an exploding cupcake.
[both]
Exploding cupcake?!
Yeah, we're talking
supernova class.
What?
Why would you bake that?
Well, that's for me to know.
Alls I can say is if someone
lights the sparkler,
the second that baby
reaches bottom...
[makes expl*si*n sound]
...Boom.
[scream] Donnie!
We have to stop him!
♪ [tense music] ♪
[relaxed sigh]
♪ I am so good ♪
♪ There's nothing
as awesome as me ♪
♪ I am-- ♪
What are you doing?
Where's the cupcake?
Cupcake?
Oh, that thing's long-gone.
-[gasp] He already ate it!
-Give it back, Donnie!
No, I--
[choking]
-[cough]
-Aww, it's just apple mush.
I didn't eat the cupcake.
Ugh!
I traded it to the Donnettes
for their lockers--
Not that it's
any of your business.
[grunt]
[sigh] Don't even
have to redecorate them.
We have to find
the Donnettes!
♪ [tense music] ♪
-I traded it to Trina...
-Then I traded it to Melina...
No, you traded it to Tina.
Who has it?!!
We traded it to
Professor Mybad
so he'd give
Donnie good grades...
Not that Donnie needs
help getting good grades.
It was my idea.
-No, it was my idea.
-No, it was my idea!
[brawling]
There's no telling
who Mybad traded it to.
Oh, he's giving it
to Skillsworthy.
It's happening now in the...
[ominous voice]
teacher's louuuunge...
Teachers lounge?
Rumour has it no cadet's
ever entered and survived...
But if we don't go in,
we're all doomed!
There must be a way.
[barking]
Beautiful!
How did you know it was
widdle Dumpy's birf-day?
He has one
seven times a year,
so I took a guess.
[barking]
Okay,
I crash through the window,
blow out the sparkler
with this leaf blower,
and everyone's safe.
Oof!
♪ For she's a jolly good puppy
For she's a jolly good puppy ♪
♪ For she's a jolly good
pupppppyyyyy... ♪
♪ That nobody can deny ♪
[thud]
♪ [tense music] ♪
And now some
deep meditation
dedicated to my
precious Dumples.
Okay, I repel down,
grab it,
and you two
yank me back up.
In and out in
three seconds!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
[scream]
You have to listen to me!
That cupcake will blow the
second the sparkler runs out!
[gasp]
What do we do?
Dumples, this is your cupcake,
so it's your decision
to blow out that sparkler
or destroy us all.
-What?!
-Seriously?
Fair enough.
Come on, sweetie.
I know you love sparklers,
but make the life-
saving choice...
[panting]
[sniffing]
Hm.
It looks like she'd
be willing to
trade you for
what's in the box.
What, this?
Uh, heh, nothing to eat in here.
No siree!
[whine]
Herby!
Your sandwich!
Nothing!
Please, Herby.
This sparkler is
about to go out!
♪ [tense music] ♪
It appears there
is only one thing
Dumples will accept
for a trade.
♪ [tense music] ♪
♪ [tense music] ♪
I spent so much time
building it...
So much love.
But...
...for that cupcake,
I offer to trade you...
The ultimate sandwich!
[gasp]
[pant]
[gobbling]
Did you have to do that
right in front of me?
Awww.
I wanted a bite.
[gasp]
The cupcake!!
It's about to blow!!
[Burt]
Nooooooo!!
[gulp]
[others scream]
[chew]
Burt, are you okay?
[gulp]
More than okay.
Aw, so satisfied!
Mmm!
But what about the blast?
Total flavor expl*si*n...
just like I hoped!
Wait, was that not clear?
[flatline]
[belch]
Three!
[♪♪♪]
Three!
[♪♪♪]
Three!
[♪♪♪]
Three!
[♪♪♪]
Three!
[♪♪♪]
Three!
[♪♪♪]
Three!
01x03 - Cheese Your Own Adventure/Diffusing Your Lunch
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Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.
Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.