[♪♪♪]
♪ Here we are, face to face ♪
♪ A couple of silver spoons ♪
♪ Hopin' to find
We're two of a kind ♪
♪ Making a go
Making it grow ♪
♪ Together
We're gonna find our way ♪
♪ Together
Taking the time each day ♪
♪ To learn all about ♪
♪ Those things
You just can't buy ♪
♪ Two silver spoons together ♪
♪ You and I... ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find our way ♪
♪ You and I... ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find our way ♪
♪ We're gonna find our way ♪
♪ Together ♪
Are the Internal Revenue
Auditors still there?
They're gone.
How much
is it gonna cost us?
Nothing?
Damn right, nothin'!
We run a tight ship, right, Dex?
[LAUGHS HEARTILY]
Ah, boy, I'm so glad
this is over.
[LAUGHS]
I could kiss you.
Yeah! I owe you
a night on the town.
Ha, ha!
Who are you gonna kiss?
Dexter.
Again?
Honey,
we just had the audit.
It's all over, and we don't owe
one red cent in taxes.
[WHOOPS]
[LAUGHS]
Well, why don't you kiss me,
and I'll pass it on to Dexter.
Yeah...
What's this?
Hm. Alaskan king crab,
imported cheeses, canapés,
and to top it all off,
Beluga caviar.
Caviar?
I'm glad we didn't have
the IRS audit here.
[SIGHS]
Oh.
It's not every day that
my best friend from college
comes to visit.
Well, I wanna impress her
with a gourmet spread.
Why is it when my friends
from college come to visit,
they get liverwurst?
To some of your friends,
liverwurst is gourmet.
Anyway, I want everything
to be just right
for Jackie's visit,
that's all.
Don't sit there!
[GRUNTS]
Where do you want me
to sit, on the floor?
No. It's just been waxed.
Honey, will you relax?
Come on,
she's your friend.
Aren't you getting
a little carried away?
Oh,
I can't help myself.
Jackie always affects me
this way.
She always did me
one better in college.
And I'm always trying
to measure up to her.
Measure up? Kate, come on,
you're the president
of one of the biggest
toy companies
in the country.
Yeah...
You had your picture on the
cover of a national magazine.
New York voted you
the businesswoman of the year.
You're on top of the heap.
You're right.
I am on top of the heap.
How do I look?
You look fabulous.
Maybe
I'd better go change.
All right,
I'll see you later.
I'm going to Alfonso's.
Hold it.
You can't go to Alfonso's.
Why not?
Because my best friend
is coming to visit.
I told you.
Yeah, but Alfonso and I
are supposed to hang out.
Well, you'll just
have to hang out here.
Yeah,
don't feel bad.
I can't even sit
on the floor.
This is important
to me.
I made a special dinner.
And I want
both of you here.
But Kate,
this isn't fair.
I mean, I hate being stuck with
a bunch of senior citizens.
Senior citizens?
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
[IMITATING SENIOR CITIZEN]
I'll get that.
You just stay right here,
And I'll work my way over.
Right now, boy oh, boy.
Yeah.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
Oh, uh, Edward, Edward,
you stand there.
Rick, you stand
over here.
Yeah. Oh, and...
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
You want us to stand
at attention or at ease?
[EXHALES QUICKLY]
Jackie!
[SCREAMS]
Katie!
Oh, is that all you can say
after all these years?
Oh, Jackie! Ooh!
Oh, you don't look like
you've changed a bit.
You haven't changed
a bit, either.
Yeah, but I mean it,
heh.
You look so...um...
Yeah, you sure do.
Oh, thanks. You must be Edward.
Ah, lucky guess.
And-and this--
This is my stepson,
Rick.
Hi, Rick.
Pleased to meet you.
I've been looking forward
to meeting you too.
I was just
telling Kate.
I can't believe it,
you're really here.
Oh, this is nice.
I'm impressed.
Well, it's not much,
but we kids like it.
Well, here,
sit down!
We have so much
to talk about.
[CHUCKLES]
Edward, would you mind
getting us some wine?
Huh?
[CHUCKLES]
Wine.
Ah, yeah!
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Would you like that on
the rocks or straight up?
Oh, why don't we
live dangerously?
I'll take it straight up.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
[CLEARS THROAT]
[CHUCKLES POLITELY]
Kate,
you look wonderful.
I'm so glad you never changed
your hairstyle.
Well, actually,
it-it's not the same.
But you've certainly
changed yours, ha!
How do you stay
so young-looking?
I have to.
There's not a person over
working at that magazine.
Except for me,
of course.
What magazine did you say
you were working for?
I'm the editor of RAD.
RAD? Kate, RAD's the hottest
thing in the rock world.
I can't believe
you're the editor.
I bought the latest issue
yesterday.
Wait till
next month's issue.
I'm doing a spread on
Mike and the Mechanics.
Mike and the Mechanics?
Yeah!
I've loved Mike ever since
he was in Genesis.
I talked Phil Collins
into going on tour
with Genesis again.
You're kidding?
Uh-huh.
Know who's going to open
for them? Simply Red.
He is?
Simply Red? Ha, ha!
What do his friends call him,
Simp?
[LAUGHS]
Did you hear
Steve Howe left Asia?
Yes! And he's playing
with Steve Hackett?
No!
How about some caviar?
Oh, no, thanks.
They're gonna
call themselves GTR.
RICKY: Wow!
What did I miss?
Beats me.
I certainly hope
you're hungry.
I made
a wonderful dinner.
Oh, I hope you're not
planning to eat early.
I've got to do
an interview in an hour.
What--? You just got here.
I know.
They left a message for me
at the airport.
I've got to interview
the Stray Dogs.
You're gonna interview
the Stray Dogs?
Yeah.
The whole litter.
Well, here's to
a successful interview.
Don't forget to wear
your flea collar.
[ALL CHUCKLE]
[GLASSES CLINK]
[SIGHS]
I gotta go. Kate,
why don't you come with me?
You could meet
the Stray Dogs.
Ah.
No, thanks.
I think I, uh, already saw them
on Wild Kingdom, ha, ha!
[CLEARS THROAT
LOUDLY]
Rick, I'm sure Jackie
doesn't want you hanging around
while she's working.
I don't mind.
Really.
Well,
all right then!
What about Alfonso?
Who?
Alfonso, your friend,
remember?
The one you were gonna
hang out with?
Oh, well, I'll see him tomorrow.
I'll have more to tell him.
We won't be long.
Allow me.
Why, thank you.
Well...
so far, it's been
a fun visit.
Huh...
Honey, they'll be back
in a little while. Ah...
Edward, uh, do you think
she looks younger than I do?
Kate--
[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
[♪♪♪]
It's after .
They left here at .
Maybe they took the Stray Dogs
for a walk.
[LAUGHS]
The stray dog...
It took me two hours to make
that stupid dessert.
I enjoyed it.
I made it for Jackie.
I enjoyed hers too.
You're not helping,
Edward.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Honestly!
Guys, what a night!
I'm really sorry
that we're late,
but the group had new songs
they wanted to try out,
and then they asked us
to eat with them.
You ate with
the Stray Dogs?
JACKIE: Yeah.
What kind of food:
dry or moist?
They actually asked
my opinion about the songs.
It was great. I told them the
arrangement needs more guitar.
Ah, I'm sure
they appreciated that.
He was a big hit. They told him
to learn an instrument
and they'd make him a
Stray Dog.
Ha, ha!
It's what we've always
wanted for Rick.
Well, Jackie, what do you
wanna do now?
[CLEARS THROAT]
Aren't you a little
bit tired, buddy?
Tired?
Boy, I sure know I am.
Yeah. Me too.
Night, Dad.
Night, Kate.
Good night, Jackie.
Oh, good night, Rick.
That's some young man
you got there.
[♪♪♪]
All I'm saying is Jackie's
been here for three days.
And I haven't spent
any time with her.
Honey, she is
here on business.
Oh, I know...
Besides, you'll
spend time with her tonight
at the restaurant.
Yeah, but you and Dexter
are gonna be there.
Well, the dinner is
for Dexter.
And I'm paying for it,
so I guess we kind of
have to be there.
You know what I mean.
I just haven't had a chance
to talk to her yet.
I heard you talking to her.
I mean, about important things
like careers,
and politics,
and world peace.
Ah, girl talk?
But I want you to meet her.
It'll be fine.
Hi.
EDWARD: Hi.
Anyone for pizza?
Pizza? We're taking Dexter
out to dinner tonight.
To a very expensive
restaurant.
Don't spoil your appetite.
I forgot all about it.
Look, guys, I don't
have to go, do I?
Kate always makes me
wear a tie.
You don't have to go.
[SIGHS]
I'll wear the tie.
Great. I'll take my
dinner in the kitchen.
I picked Rick up
after school,
and he wanted me to meet
a few friends.
I hope you weren't
too bored.
Bored?
I was asked to the senior prom!
Twice.
[CHUCKLES]
I'll bet.
Jackie, don't forget that rock
video you promised to show me.
Oh! I'll go get it.
Rick,
it's really nice of you
to spend so much time
with Jackie.
Oh, I don't mind, Kate.
Besides, it's nice
to talk to a grownup
who doesn't make you
feel like a kid.
Do I make you feel
like a kid?
Sure.
But that's your job.
It's both of our jobs.
And by the way,
you're both very good at it.
Anyway, Jackie is so cool,
Kate.
It's hard to even imagine
that you two were classmates.
I got it.
Great!
You can point out
all the people you know.
It's a new group from London
called The Falling Bridges.
Do you wanna
see it?
Oh, I can't.
I lost my bifocals.
Ha!
Do I detect
a note of jealousy?
Jealousy?
Why should I
be jealous?
I mean, just because
Rick idolizes a woman
who's on a first-name basis
with the rich and the famous,
and she jet sets to all the
romantic places in the world.
Come on, honey. Didn't you go
to Germany just last month?
That was
a business trip.
Besides,
it wasn't Germany.
It was Bulgaria.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
Oh-ho-ho!
It sounds like we have
two teenagers in the house.
Yeah.
One of them's
my age.
Mmm, chocolate mousse.
My favorite.
Sure you won't have some, Dex?
Oh, no, thank you.
Come on, it's our treat.
Don't be bashful.
I know. I just don't
wanna get fat.
Unlike you,
I can't eat what I want
and stay
slim and beautiful.
Ooh, that was good.
So tell me more about
this Jackie
I was supposed
to meet tonight.
Oh, well, she couldn't make it.
She got sick.
What is she like?
Ah, she's terrific.
She's bright, funny,
young-looking, beautiful--
You really like her.
Are you kidding? She's--
Okay.
If you like
that type.
Honey, would you
like to dance?
You can dance
with your foot in your mouth?
[LAUGHS]
Well,
will you look at that?
EDWARD:
She's old enough
to be his mother.
Maybe she is his mother.
[SMIRKS]
I certainly hope not.
I don't believe
you two.
I mean, what if it was an
older man and a younger woman?
What's the matter
with that?
Yeah, it's normal
for a man.
And for a woman,
it's abnormal?
No, it's not
abnormal.
It's--
It's sick!
For your
information,
Jackie, who Edward
thinks the world of,
dates a lot
of younger guys.
Yeah?
Um-hm.
How much younger?
Pretty young. She told me
she dated Johnny Rival.
BOTH:
Ooh!
The Johnny Rival?
The rock star?
Mm-hm.
He's not much older
than Rick.
No.
Yeah. It was a little more
than just dating,
if you know what I mean.
BOTH: Ooh.
Well, that's every young boy's
fantasy, isn't it?
To make it with a sexy,
older woman.
[BOTH LAUGH]
And you say that Rick is seeing
a lot of this Jackie?
Excuse us, Dexter.
What?
Ah, we've gotta
get home.
But, uh...
Thanks for the dinner.
Rick? Jackie?
Oh, no!
They don't seem to be
down here.
Oh, no!
Hey.
Boy, you guys
got home early.
Rick, where did you
get that robe?
Oh, it's a thank-you present
from Jackie.
You know, Dad,
for showing her a good time.
Oh, no.
Will you stop saying
"Oh, no"?
So, uh...
where is Jackie?
She was up in bed
last time I saw her.
Oh, no...
Uh...
I think I'll go upstairs
and see how my sick friend is.
And by the way, Kate,
she feels a lot better now.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Uh, mmm, what--?
What--? Ahem,
Rick, what
happened tonight?
[CHUCKLES]
Dad, Dad, Dad.
Dad, tonight...
I had the most incredible
experience of my whole life!
Incredible experience?
Do you wanna talk about it?
Talk about it?
Dad, I feel like
opening the front door
and letting
the whole world know!
Tell your father first.
Dad...
...I spoke
to Bruce Springsteen.
You already told somebody--
Bruce Springsteen?
Yeah, Dad.
Jackie called him in Japan
where he's on tour.
I spoke to Bruce for
over an hour.
He asked me
who my favorite group is--
That--
That was the experience?
Was it ever!
I think
I have to sit down.
Well, I'm glad
you feel better.
Yeah. It must have been
a flu or something.
Yeah, well, I hear
something is going around.
Sure hope
Rick doesn't get it.
He spent the whole evening
up here.
[EXHALES]
I guess you and Rick
had quite a night.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, I guess we did.
And Bruce
was such a sweetheart.
Bruce? How many kids
did you have up here?
Bruce Springsteen.
I let Rick talk to him
in Japan.
And that's what you and Rick
did tonight?
Isn't that enough?
Oh, heh, yeah, well,
that's enough, all right.
Oh, what a relief.
I mean, it's perfect.
Perfect.
Wait a minute.
What do you think we did
up here?
Uh, heh,
nothing, nothing, heh.
Oh, my God,
he's your stepson!
I mean, you really think
I'd come here
and hit on your stepson?
Uh, no, no.
Of course not.
It's just that, well,
you live a rather bizarre
lifestyle.
I'm very sorry my lifestyle
doesn't measure up to yours.
I didn't say that.
I think you've got
a great lifestyle.
I-- You always did.
What does that mean?
I mean, you were honor student,
valedictorian,
most popular girl on campus.
Everybody always loved Jackie.
You were jealous of me!
Were?
I-- I still am.
[SCOFFS]
Why?
Why?
Look at you.
You've still
got it all together.
And everything
just falls into place.
And everybody
still loves Jackie.
And why shouldn't they?
I mean, who could resist someone
with such an exciting life?
Oh, exciting?
Yeah! I mean, one minute
you're on your way to Rome,
and then
it's London or Paris.
Or Cleveland
or Buffalo or Fargo.
I'm never in one place long
enough to get my laundry done,
let alone meet someone.
But you meet lots of guys.
I mean, you even dated
Johnny Rival.
Oh, he's a kid, Kate.
That's who
I spend my time with. Kids.
Well,
what about all the glamour?
You know,
meeting all those celebrities?
That part's not
so bad.
Yeah.
[CHUCKLES]
But it sure doesn't compare
with what you've got.
Me?
Oh...
You've got
this beautiful home.
A husband who loves you.
A son who brags about you.
You're president
of your own company.
Rick brags about me?
Every chance he gets.
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
I, uh...
I guess from where I stood,
the grass looked a lot greener.
Because you couldn't see
the weeds.
Oh, Jackie...
I'm sorry
for what I was thinking.
Well,
you should be.
Forgive me?
Oh, hey...
We're friends,
aren't we?
You still wanna be
my friend?
[LAUGHS]
You know,
I'm a busy woman, Kate.
I don't have time
to make new friends,
so I'd better hang onto
the ones I've got.
Aw, you always did know
the right things to say.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why they made me
class valedictorian.
Yeah.
Oh...
Could I ask you
something...personal?
What?
Well...
You look so fantastic...
I was wondering...
Did you ever have
anything...
...lifted?
No.
Well, a real friend
would have said yes.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[♪♪♪]
Jackie, I put your bags
in your car.
Well...
Thanks, Rick,
I guess I'd better get going.
[BOTH GRUNT]
[CHUCKLES]
I had a wonderful time,
Kate.
Yeah.
I especially enjoyed
our little talk.
And don't you forget,
next time,
we meet at my place
in California.
It's a deal.
[BOTH GRUNT]
Does that include
husband?
Of course.
The whole family's invited.
[GRUNTS]
Well, goodbye.
[LAUGHS]
Rick, you had
your hug.
Yeah. Jackie will
miss her plane.
Really? Ha-ha-ha-ha!
I better get going.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
JACKIE:
Goodbye all. Goodbye!
ALL: Goodbye!
EDWARD: Bye-bye.
Thank you.
KATE: Bye.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Well...
[SIGHS]
...did you had a nice visit?
I had a wonderful time.
I even got a chance to learn
something about the rock scene.
[PHONE RINGING]
I'll get it.
Hello.
Yes, it is.
Uh, she just left.
Yeah, I can get
a message to her.
Uh-huh.
Call Mick in London.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
Thank you, Mr. Jagger.
So, anyway...
I just talked to
Mick Jagger!
[SCREAMS]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
05x08 - Hey, Mrs. Robinson
Watch/Buy Amazon
Wealthy, young-at-heart business owner and playboy Edward Stratton III is stunned to discover his brief marriage several years ago produced a son, Richard who is now 12 and wanting to live with him.
Wealthy, young-at-heart business owner and playboy Edward Stratton III is stunned to discover his brief marriage several years ago produced a son, Richard who is now 12 and wanting to live with him.