[♪♪♪]
♪ Here we are, face to face ♪
♪ A couple of silver spoons ♪
♪ Hopin' to find
We're two of a kind ♪
♪ Making a go
Making it grow ♪
♪ Together
We're gonna find our way ♪
♪ Together
Taking the time each day ♪
♪ To learn all about ♪
♪ Those things
You just can't buy ♪
♪ Two silver spoons together ♪
♪ You and I... ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find our way ♪
♪ You and I
Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find our way ♪
♪ You and I
Together ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ I was born ♪
♪ In a trunk ♪
♪ Mama d*ed
And my daddy got drunk ♪
♪ They left me here
To die alone ♪
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
♪ In the middle
Of Tobacco Road ♪
[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
♪ Growin' up
Rusty shack ♪
Hello!
Hello!
[YELLING]
Hello!
Dad, what are you
doing here?
I live here, remember?
Right down the hall.
Come on. I wish you'd
knock before you come in.
I did knock.
Long and hard
and loud.
Well,
I didn't hear you, Dad.
I'm not surprised. You'll go
deaf listening to that music.
What?
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Well, I wasn't.
Oh, come on, Dad.
David Lee Roth
is very, very in.
He's also very, very loud.
Now I'll tell you what.
Turn down the volume.
And no more screaming
into the hair dryer.
Come on, Dad,
think way back.
Didn't you ever
sing along to music?
Not into
a hair dryer.
Any guy who did,
kept it a secret.
Son, do me a favor
and straighten up the room.
It drives Kate crazy.
Dad, if it's my room, why
can't I have it the way I want.
Because when you live in our
home, there are certain rules.
Now, get a rake
and clean up this room.
[EXHALES]
[RICK & KATE SCREAM]
I can't believe
what goes on here.
I get no privacy
at all.
Look, the next time
I take a shower,
I'll let you guys know.
You can sell tickets.
[EXHALES]
Rick, I think
you're overreacting.
No, I'm not, Dad.
You wouldn't like it
if Kate walked in on you
in your birthday suit.
Well, would you?
Absolutely not.
Dad, it was humiliating.
Rick, I didn't see
anything.
I mean,
those things happen.
It's part
of being a family.
Well, Kate,
it shouldn't happen.
I don't go barging
into your room.
What? I didn't barge in.
The door was open.
I was just
picking up a little.
Kate, I like my things
where I throw them.
Rick...
Dad...
I think it's time
for a change.
What kind
of change?
Dad, Kate...
I'm moving out.
What do you mean,
"moving out"?
You're only .
Yeah, you're too young
to go out on your own.
there a lot of trouble
you can get into.
Without half trying.
Muggers, robbers...
The crazies.
It's too rough
out there, son.
Out where, Dad?
I just wanna move into
the guest house.
Our guest house?
You mean, out back?
Yes.
Look, my loud music
wouldn't bother you.
You don't have to
look at my messy room.
Ooh, he's got a point.
Well, if you're out there,
and we're in here,
we're no longer
a family.
That's not true, Dad. It's only
steps away. I counted.
Look, I'll visit
whenever I smell food.
What about your curfew?
What about study hours?
What about letting us know
where you are?
Dad, I can still do that.
Living alone
is such a big step.
Are you sure
you can handle it?
Absolutely, Kate.
Come on, Dad,
it's only out back.
What do you think,
Edward?
Well, I guess
we could try it.
Thanks, guys, heh.
Thanks a lot.
I'm gonna go start
moving right now.
I'll help you.
Dad, Dad, Dad,
if I'm old enough
to have my own place,
I'm old enough to handle
the move by myself.
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTS]
I'm so glad you decided to
handle this move by yourself.
Thanks for the help, Dad.
Just put them in the corner.
Okay.
[GRUNTS]
I think
I'll just stay here
until my body returns
to its original shape.
Ooh.
There. How does
that look, huh?
Looks pretty good.
Edward!
I mean the picture.
Ah.
It's gonna be so great
living here on my own.
By the way, I hooked up
this intercom, Rick.
Dad, what do I need
an intercom for?
Oh, so you can talk to us
whenever you want.
I'll just walk over.
It's only steps, Kate.
When we want
to talk to you.
Well, then
you can walk over.
What about
your privacy?
How does this thing work?
All you have to do is
push this button
when you want us,
and we buzz
when we want you.
Fine. Heh.
Okay, then guys, I guess
that just about does it, huh.
Yeah, it looks
pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah, it does.
Well, I can't wait
to be alone.
Oh! Heh. Remember,
[CHUCKLES]
if there's anything
you need, just buzz.
I will, Kate.
Well, son...
...I guess
this is good-bye.
Dad, I'm not leaving
the country.
I'm not even
leaving the yard.
Come on.
All right!
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ But it's home
Ow! ♪
♪ The only life
I ever known ♪
[LAUGHS]
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
[BUZZ]
Yes.
EDWARD [OVER INTERCOM]:
We're over here now.
I know, Dad.
How are things
over there?
So far, so good.
You sure?
I'm positive, Dad.
Everything's fine.
It's so nice to hear
your voice again.
Oh.
Well, good-bye, Rick.
Good-bye, Dad.
EDWARD & KATE:
We love you.
Thank you.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Oh, wow.
Hey, you weren't
putting us on.
All right, Rick.
This is
really rad.
Pretty nice, huh?
Nice? This is beyond nice.
You've broken new ground here.
Your own digs
at , wow.
Your own entrance.
You'll make
the teenager's hall of fame.
Guys, it's not that big
a deal. Come on.
Are you kiddin'?
Even Sean Penn didn't move
out of his parents' house
until he married
Madonna.
Madonna had her own place
when she was .
Right.
I heard that.
It'll be great.
No one telling me what to do.
I can't get over this.
You really pulled it off,
on your own.
No parents looking
over your shoulder,
no one
watching your every move.
No one bugging you.
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
What was
that?
What-what--
What was what?
[INTERCOM BUZZING]
That. That--that buzzing sound.
This is really weird,
man.
This is exactly how
Poltergeist started.
It's coming from--
From over there.
[BUZZING CONTINUES]
Oh, you guys mean the,
heh, the intercom.
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
Yes.
KATE [OVER INTERCOM]:
Are you there?
I'm here, Kate.
Speak up.
I'm here!
I'm making
some cocoa.
Do you want some?
No, thank you, Kate.
Okay. You got
enough blankets?
Kate, I'm fine.
Towels? Toilet paper?
Kate, I don't need
anything, okay?
I'll speak to you
tomorrow.
Okay. Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let
the bedbugs bite.
KATE & EDWARD:
We love you.
We love you too,
Rick.
You want a marshmallow
in your cocoa?
[BOTH LAUGH]
All right, all right,
all right, come on, guys.
That's no way to
treat our good buddy.
guy who's always there
when we need him.
Frankie, whatever you want,
the answer's no.
All right, look,
just hear me out.
See, uh, I've been dating
this girl, Melissa.
A real knockout.
I met her.
So what does that
have to do with me?
Well, uh, we've been dating
a while,
but we've never been
alone together,
if you know what I mean.
And I thought
maybe tomorrow night,
you'd let me, uh...
Bring Melissa
over here?
Hey, that's a terrific
idea, Rick.
No, no---
Can I bring a girl over
the next night?
Wait, you don't have
a girl.
Not now, but with this place,
it shouldn't take long.
Yeah, well,
I got a girl.
Kind of.
Look, guys,
I didn't move out here
just so you could bring
girls over.
Oh. I am disappointed
in you, Rick.
Do you think
I'd come over here
without bringing someone
for you?
What do you mean?
I mean, Melissa
has a friend.
A friend?
Uh-huh.
Her name is Candy.
Huh? Huh?
[CHUCKLING] Candy?
And this Candy won't
give you any cavities.
I met her.
So what do you say?
I'll bring them over
at : ?
I won't be back till .
I have a Science Club meeting.
Oh, well, that's okay.
Why don't you give me the key?
We'll wait for you.
Frankie, I don't know--
Uh.
Think about Candy. Huh?
[♪♪♪]
Oh, um,
sorry I'm late.
My Science Club
meeting ran long.
I had to put away
all the frogs.
It's all right.
Uh... We had
things to do.
Melissa, this is Rick...
our landlord.
Hi, Rick. You've got
a terrific place here.
Thanks.
So Frankie,
is it just you two?
Uh...not exactly.
Uh, Rick,
this is Candy.
Wow!
Hi, Rick.
Is this your place?
Yeah,
it's all mine.
You're so lucky.
Boy,
you can say that again.
We were just looking at
the tennis court.
We?
Uh, yeah. This is
my friend, Davey.
Nice place
you got here, Nick.
That's Rick.
Whatever.
Frankie, can I talk
to you, please?
This is not exactly
the best time, Rick.
Did I show you
my new earring?
Well, hey, let me see.
[GIGGLES]
CANDY:
Stop that, Davey, heh.
SIGHS]
Hey, wait a minute,
Nick.
That's Rick.
You wouldn't have any
romantic music, would you?
And could you
dim the lights, please.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
Boy, this is a great way
to do homework, huh?
Yeah, it is.
Come on, Eric, deal.
Let's go. Come on.
All right, how about
a little He-Man Poker, huh?
Oh, I hate
that game.
Tough. Dealer's choice.
All right. Twos, threes, fours,
eights and s are wild,
jacks or better to open.
Sorry, guys.
We have no more popcorn.
No more popcorn? You mean,
the stores are all out?
No, I don't get
enough allowance
to cater a party
every night, guys.
Okay, whoa, you can't take
this all on yourself, pal.
We'll chip in.
I appreciate that, Frankie.
Here's my IOU
for a quarter.
I don't have any paper,
so I owe you an IOU.
Yeah, me too.
Do we have any more
potato chips?
I'll go check.
Okay, and try and get
the kind with the ridges.
They go better with dip.
And get some dip.
Whoa.
I didn't know anybody
was gonna be here.
We'll come back later.
Let me ask you something.
How did you have
a key to my place?
Frankie gave me one.
Frankie?
Frankie.
Yeah?
You gave my key
to a stranger?
He's no stranger. He's in
my remedial reading class.
Besides, I still
have your key.
That was a copy.
See?
[SCOFFS]
I don't believe this.
We're still waiting for
the potato chips.
And the dip.
Well, excuse me.
How long has
he been gone, Kate?
Who?
Rick.
How soon you forget.
He's only been gone
two days.
You raise them,
you worry,
then they leave you.
He's only out back
in the guest house.
Well, that's
the first step, Kate.
Another year or two,
he'll be away at college.
And then he'll be home
for summers and vacations.
Yeah...
Unless he meets a girl.
Next thing you know, he gets
married, they have children.
We'll never
see them either.
Hi. Are there any more
potato chips, Kate?
Oh, sure. You come running back
when you need something.
Huh?
Don't pay any attention
to your father.
He's just upset
because you don't bring
the grandchildren around.
I'm sure
there's some logic behind this,
but right now,
I need chips, that's all.
Heh, I think you and
your friends ate them all.
There's some pretzels
in the pantry.
EDWARD:
You guys are working up
an appetite.
What are you studying,
anyway?
Um... You know, the usual.
You know, kings and queens.
Heh.
Pretty boring.
I better get to it.
Good night.
KATE: Good night.
EDWARD: Good night.
These guy have been
studying all night.
Wonder if they ever
take a break?
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
♪ I would walk miles
On my hands and knees ♪
♪ Ain't no doubt about it, baby
It's you I aim... ♪
BOY :
Hey, food!
BOY :
Hey, all right!
I don't believe this.
Yo, great party,
Nick.
ALFONSO:
Yeah. It's hard
to believe
you can have this much fun
on a school night.
I've never seen so many
tall women in my life.
Rick,
I've been thinking.
We're showing these people
too good a time.
We ought to
charge admission.
After a few weeks,
we'd have enough money
to put a hot tub in here.
We?
Ah, but that'll
come later.
You know, I wouldn't be
surprised if you ended up
being elected
class president.
What do you suppose
is going on out there?
Sounds like they
got tired of studying.
[MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY
IN DISTANCE]
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
♪ Ain't that tough enough ♪
EDWARD [OVER INTERCOM]:
Rick?
Rick!
Yo, anybody here
named Rick?
Yeah. Look, can you guys
keep it down?
Look, be quiet
for one minute, okay?
Guys, it's my father!
[SILENCE]
Is that you, Dad?
Yes.
Wh-what can I do for you,
Dad?
Well, you can start off
by telling me
what all that noise
is about.
Noise?
Yeah. Sounds like
there's some party going on.
A party?
Hey, what happened
to the party?
ALL:
Shh! Shh! Shh!
Just make sure
it wraps up by , okay?
RICK:
Okay. And thanks, Dad.
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
♪ I'm your Venus ♪
♪ I'm your fire ♪
♪ At your desire ♪
[MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY
IN DISTANCE]
Sounds like
Rick's study group
has suddenly
gone co-ed.
Maybe I ought to
take a look.
Why?
He's doing fine.
That's what
I'm afraid of.
What are you gonna do?
Go peek in the window?
Certainly not.
Seen my binoculars
around here anywhere?
Hi, Dad. Hi, Kate.
Hi.
Boy, this is
a nice, quiet room, heh.
So warm and cozy
and comfortable.
Guess you just
don't appreciate something
till you've left it, huh?
Ah.
How are things
out at your place?
Well, it--
It was going okay until
the poker game got out of hand.
Then when the girls showed up--
Girls!
What kind of poker
were you playing?
Maybe you should
move back in.
Well, she has
a very good point. Dad.
You saying things
are getting out of control?
Yeah, I guess
you could say that.
What do you want me
to do about it?
Want me to go
break up the party?
No, no, I wouldn't
want that.
If my dad comes out
and breaks it up,
I'll look like a nerd.
What are you gonna do?
I think
I'll call the cops.
I mean, if the cops
come break it up,
I'll be a hero
in school tomorrow.
I don't think
that's a very good idea.
Well, come on, Dad,
what else can I do?
I can't kick out
my own friends.
Well, are they being
such great friends right now?
Sure they are.
Besides breaking
my lamp and tapes
and turning me into
a butler.
Not so great, I guess.
I think you should
go out there
and tell your friends
how you really feel.
Right. And then they're
gonna tell me how they feel.
You know, moving out wasn't
such a good idea after all.
Well, Rick--
Kate...
And I wish
you luck, son.
Thanks.
Why did you do that?
I mean, I thought
you wanted him to come home.
I do.
But he wanted
to run home.
There's
a big difference.
I want him
to go out there, Kate,
and face his problems
like an adult.
I want him to learn to stand on
his own two feet, like a man.
Mm-hm.
Then I'll make
my little boy come home.
♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it ♪
♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it ♪
♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it ♪
♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it ♪
♪ Yeah, baby-- ♪
Hey, what are you doing?
[PEOPLE GROAN]
Turn it back on, Rick.
The party's over.
Someone call the cops?
No one called the cops.
I want everyone out.
What a bummer, Nick.
Yeah.
Come on.
What is this?
Come on, guys.
Hey, hey,
hold on, buddy.
Look, if anyone has a key,
please put it in here.
Thanks a lot.
You sure know
how to k*ll a party.
Boy, some friend
you turned out to be.
Think you can kiss
class president good-bye.
What do you want?
This place is a mess.
If you're gonna
live by yourself,
you gotta learn
to be neater.
What?
I'll help you clean it up
this time.
Don't make a habit of it.
What do you mean,
we have to help too?
Yeah. Who knows, we might
get invited back sometime.
Yeah, as soon as I
change the locks.
Oh, as long as you're gonna be
changing the locks...
[ALL CHUCKLE]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
05x06 - Rick Moves Out
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Wealthy, young-at-heart business owner and playboy Edward Stratton III is stunned to discover his brief marriage several years ago produced a son, Richard who is now 12 and wanting to live with him.
Wealthy, young-at-heart business owner and playboy Edward Stratton III is stunned to discover his brief marriage several years ago produced a son, Richard who is now 12 and wanting to live with him.