02x33 - Rah, Rah, Ra!

[bunniefuu]

Jaden: I don't get it.

It's day two of the gx tournament

And nobody's challenged me to a duel yet!

Well, gee, I wonder why.

Maybe they wanna keep their medals?

It's true!

Everyone knows you're the best, sarge.

I guess you're right.

[Calls]

What's up?

That's weird.

It was sunny, like, ten seconds ago.

What in tarnation?

Aah!

What is that?

Syrus: oh, nothing.

Just your average, everyday raging pillar of fire!

Must be a duel.

Yeah, but who's duelin' who?

And what kind of crazy cards are they playing?

Aah!

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Is chumley really back?

Huh? Jaden!

Give me some love!

Can't breathe. Chum?

Who do we have here?

Why, this is chumley's former roommate--

Mr. Jaden yuki.

Ah, so this is jaden boy.

Charmed!

Why, chumley over here thinks

You're the cat's pajamas!

The what?

Man: jaden. Meet maximillion pegasus--

President and founder of industrial illusions.

Of course! Hi!

But, uh, why is he here?

Ahem! Yes, about that...

Jaden: what? Someone stole the winged dragon of ra card?

No way!

That's the most famous card in duel monsters!

Yes, and the most dangerous.

The original contained the spirit of ra!

Jaden: but I thought that card was destroyed.

It was. But we developed a copy for research purposes

With nearly identical powers.

So what happened to it?

Like I said, my company's chief designer

Has stolen the card from our vaults.

That's not all!

He stole my grilled cheese too!

We have reason to believe this winged dragon of ra replica is here.

In fact, several duelists have reported ra-related injuries!

Oh!

I saw it just before!

P.a.: Attention, all gx participants.

The tournament is temporarily suspended.

Please return to your lodgings.

If you're in the middle of a duel, end it in a draw.

Syrus: if I'd known you were coming,

I'd have made a grilled cheese!

That's ok. This isn't the time, sy,

Although if you've got some bread and cheese

And maybe some butter.

Just check the fridge.

Since we're stuck here, wanna duel?

Well, actually.

You're gonna go look for ra, aren't you?

Ten-four.

Well, then you'll need this.

Huh?

It's a new card that I designed myself.

Anyway it's a field spell, and it might come in handy.

Thanks, chum!

Pegasus! Uh, mr. President?

Jaden boy?

[Panting]

This isn't the first time someone's tried to use a counterfeit ra card.

Really?

There was an incident several years ago.

But the egyptian gods considered the copy an insult!

Out of anger, the spirit of ra sent that duelist to the shadow realm!

[German accent] well, well, well.

Hail to ze chief!

Franz! Have you lost your mind?!

[Chuckles]

Hey, that's the card!

Return it at once!

Don't do something that you'll regret later, franz!

Herr pegasus. So we meet again.

If you really want this card back, then you have to earn it.

So as we used to say,

It's your move, my friend.

So it's a duel you want?

You got it! Let's throw down!

Stealing cards and making counterfeit copies is

Just not cool, bro!

Who do you think you are?

[Calls]

Don't worry. It's all good, kuriboh!

Pegasus, thinking: interesting!

Jaden boy can see monster spirits!

And now he's taking on an egyptian god card,

Just like my old pal, yugi boy!

So, do they teach you about the god cards in this school?

First, there is obelisk the tormentor!

Then you have slifer ze sky dragon, ja?

That one is incredibly vicious,

But not as vicious as ze winged dragon of ra.

Everyone knows the egyptian god cards!

That's like dueling .

So don't think you're scaring me.

Very well, herr jaden.

If you're such an expert, let's get this show on the road.

Game on! Game on!

Non-criminals get to go first!

So, I play polymerization!

Fusion time!

So I'll combine my wildheart.

And my necroshade

In order to create elemental hero necroid shaman!

Next up, necroshade's special ability activates!

Since he's in the graveyard,

I can summon another elemental hero to the field now!

And I don't have to make a sacrifice!

So I play elemental hero neos

In attack mode!

He played neos!

Has that even been released!

I end my turn!

I can't let him summon ra!

Now let the fun begin!

Look at you!

You're quivering like a schoolboy!

Please! Nobody's quivering!

Heh heh. You should.

Because I'm about to play ra's disciple!

Uh, come again?

When this monster is successfully summoned,

I can take two more disciples from my deck

And add them to my hand!

Then I will activate ze spell card known as trap booster!

So I discard one card

In order to summon ultimate offering!

Now, by paying life points

I can summon a monster to the field.

And I choose my ra's disciple!

And then I use ze same effect to summon a third one!

Why would you summon the same monster three times?!

Besides, they're all weaker than mine,

Unless...

That's right, my boy.

These disciples will be sacrificed!

Jaden, this is it!

Great beast of the sky, please hear mein cry!

Appear in this shadow game when I call your name!

Come forth, winged dragon of ra!

[Growling]

Whoa! That's him...

Ra!

[Chuckling]

Ze one and only!

Hassleberry: do you soldiers see what I see?

Syrus: it's the winged dragon of ra!

Man your battle stations!

Hassleberry!

Are you crazy?

This isn't the army!

If you leave now, you're marching into the shadow realm!

I'm jaden's roommate now, and no one in my platoon gets abandoned!

He's right!

Chumley: do you guys have to run everywhere?

You know about his attack points, smarty pants?

I take the points of my three disciples and add them together!

I've seen this thing in a textbook,

But seeing it in person is another story!

You have to stop this, franz!

Only a duelist chosen by the egyptian gods themselves

Can control this creature!

Ja. That's why I made this card!

God of the sun, you will obey me!

You see, I have discovered the secret to taming your wild spirit!

I am your master now, ra!

From mein hand I play mound of the bound creator!

What is that?

Somehow he made a card that can control an egyptian god!

Indeed I did, mein president!

The most powerful of all the egyptian god cards is now mine!

Now, mein servant, strike him down with blaze cannon!

And now the bound creator's effect activates!

When a monster that's level ten

Destroys one of your monsters in battle,

You take more points of damage, mein boy!

[Chuckles]

And that's all!

He's crying!

What have you done, franz?

Chumley: you all right, jay?

'Cause I'm exhausted!

Hold on! What are you doing here?

Syrus: what do ya think we're doing here, jaden?

We're providing emotional backup.

It was all my idea!

Well, thanks, guys!

[Growls]

As for you, watch this!

I switch neos to defense mode

And summon my card trooper,

Also in defense mode!

That's all for now.

How desperate!

And now I play nubian guard!

Then ra will attack again!

And thanks to mein bound creator,

Say auf wiedersehen to life points!

Now, nubian guard, attack!

Blitzkrieg bop!

Card trooper's special ability activates!

Whenever it's destroyed in battle,

I can draw one card from my deck!

That's all for me.

Perfect! Then I activate pot of greed!

[Chuckling]

This lets me draw two cards from my deck.

And from my hand I play this--

Elemental hero burstinatrix!

Next up, I activate a spell card.

Ever hear of burst impact?

Well, whenever I activate it while my burstinatrix is in play,

It destroys all other monsters on the field!

Now hold onto your lederhosen

'Cause for each monster destroyed, you lose points!

I what?

Awesome!

He destroyed an egyptian god!

Heh heh. Not quite.

Jaden, it seems to me you skipped a class.

You can't use spell cards on an egyptian god!

Uh, well, I knew that.

I play damage-off zone!

With this, the damage we both take in battle

Is cut in half.

Your move, franz!

Ha ha ha!

I've met weiner schnitzels that are more talented than you, mr. Yuki!

And now watch how it's done!

[Sighs]

Thanks to ra's special ability,

I pay a thousand life points to destroy every monster on your field!

[Groans]

All right, ra,

Incinerate them!

[Squawking]

Burstinatrix!

You see, my boy, whenever you play this dr. Franz,

You play with fire!

[Cackling]

I don't get you, franz.

You know how many students at this school dream

Of having your job?

And you go and throw it all away for one card?

You don't know the whole story.

Well, not yet.

But if you knew ze truth, you wouldn't be so quick to judge.

And I assure you, you wouldn't want to have my job!

Let me explain.

Pegasus: please join me in congratulating

Chumley huffington for designing yet another superb card!

Man: looks like the new guy strikes again!

Woman: stunning work.

I've been designing cards for you for ten years,

But now I submit one, and you choose some grilled cheese spell card?

Your designs rely too much on power alone.

Times are changing, franz.

We're looking for something else now.

That's what's this is about?

Ja! It may seem insignificant to you,

Herr pegasus, but it's mein life!

And I knew the only way to win you over

Was to give you a demonstration!

Admit it!

You wish you'd chosen my design, don't you?

Not quite.

Are you out of your mind?

Don't you recognize a genius when you see one?

All right, mein little toy,

Let's show these wisenheimers our true power!

Activate your secret ability!

Secret ability?

That's right! I keep one life point for myself.

And ze rest go to ra!

Now you have no choice but to respect me,

You insignificant little vermin!

I don't have an egyptian god!

I am one!

Activate blaze cannon!

[Yells]

Stop this at once!

Willkommen to your demise!

Hang in there! Don't give up!

[Cackling]

He's still standing? Impossible!

My damage-off zone has another special effect.

If I get rid of it along with half my life points,

Then the battle damage is zero!

You're just stalling.

I end with this.

You won't get away with this, franz!

Hey, chumley, I just picked your card!

'Licious!

Watch this!

The new field spell-- skyscraper , hero city!

Hey, ra!

Now that there's a new field spell in play, you're free!

Bound creator has no effect!

Impossible!

Now I can bring back an old friend!

So come on out, neos!

And then from my hand

I summon neo-spacian glow moss!

When glow moss appears in battle,

The top card on your deck gets flipped over.

What happens next depends on the card.

Activating signal check!

[Beeping]

It's a spell card!

So glow moss can attack you directly!

He's only got one life point left!

Jaden's gonna win!

I don't think so!

I play de-fusion!

That's so not cool!

How could you let ra take the fall?

Of all the bad guys I've ever dueled, you're the worst!

No joke!

I mean, first you steal,

Then you injure innocent students

With a counterfeit card, and then you dis ra?

Silly boy. This dragon's nothing!

I am the egyptian god!

Jaden: give it up, man.

You're just some poser

Who couldn't take losing out to the new guy!

Oh, yeah? We'll see about that!

Sorry about this, ra, but don't worry.

I'll make sure you come back.

Glow moss, attack winged dragon of ra!

And next a direct attack by neos!

It's over, franz!

Not yet!

Franz, thinking: I have monster reborn in my hand.

Now I can resurrect ra!

My turn's not done!

Now from my hand I activate this--

Necro illusion!

With this card, I can resurrect

One of your monsters that was destroyed in battle

And then I can summon it to my side!

I'm ruined! No!

Serves ya right!

Now, winged dragon of ra, come on back!

Aah!

You fool! You can't control the god card!

You don't have mound of the bound creator!

I don't need to put chains on my monsters to fight with them!

I reduce my power to one point!

The rest of 'em go to ra!

Neos, glow moss, let's go!

I sacrifice glow moss and neos,

Then add their attack points to ra!

Now, winged dragon of ra, attack!

Blaze cannon!

[Screaming]

Syrus: you did it! Way to play!

[Calling]

Jaden, thinking: it was an honor to meet ya, ra.

You're welcome.

Hasta la vista, chumley!

Don't be a stranger!

Pegasus: a great loss can make you humble.

And humility is an excellent quality in a card designer.

Believe me, I've been there, too.

And what doesn't destroy us only makes us stronger.

You mean...

Yes. I'm looking forward to your next new card.

Thank you.

Man. I actually battled an egyptian god.

But if I didn't have chumley's field spell,

Could I still have won?

Guess I'll never know.

What's up, jay?

I was just thinking how great it was to see chumley.

Keep on rockin', chumster!

Hassleberry: how long we gonna stand here like this?

I'm starvin'!

[Jaden chuckling]

♪ Chilling out with your crew ♪

♪ In the schoolyard

♪ Finding trouble, never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class, they never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs ♪

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on

♪ Come on and get

♪ Your game on