02x02 - Champion or Chazz-Been?

[bunniefuu]

[Kids speaking excitedly]

Look who it is--

The guy who got booted from the blues.

You're goin' down.

Look, kid. You're an obnoxious little punk.

And I can respect that.

But no snot-nosed freshman

Can stand up to the chazz!

Jaden: we're gonna be late

For the first official duel of the year!

How come I never see you running this fast when you're late for a class?

Alexis: 'cause he saves his energy for sprinting out of class.

[Crowd cheers]

Bonjour!

I'm sure by now you all know moi!

Who's the short, fat, bald guy?

For those who don't, I'm your vice-chancellor, jean louis bonaparte.

But enough about me.

This is about him--

Former obelisk blue student chazz princeton!

If he wins, he goes back to the blue dorm!

Trust me; this is a duel you don't wanna miss!

♪ Chilling out with your crew in the schoolyard ♪

♪ Finding trouble, never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class, they never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Generation next

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ Come on, you better play your cards right ♪

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ We'll make the grade and win this fight ♪

♪ We'll make the grade somehow

♪ Yeah, yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ Come on, you better play your cards right ♪

♪ Come on and get your game on

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Jaden: did you guys hear that?

If chazz wins this duel, he gets a free pass back to obelisk blue!

Yeah, but if you asked me, that should have been you.

What boob would pick chazz?

This boob!

Dr. Crowler!

It's chancellor crowler now!

And there's a reason I chose chazz for this duel.

Quite a brilliant reason, in fact.

Somehow I doubt that.

What was that?

Do you slackers know who joined this year's freshman class?

Duelist league all-star aster phoenix!

He enrolled here?

As a student!

So where is he?

Well, that's just it!

For some reason, he never showed up!

[Sobbing]

He loves duel academy. He loves us not.

He loves duel academy. He loves us not.

He loves duel academy. He loves us--

I've been looking everywhere for you!

I needed some "me" time. Is that all right with you?

Why? So you can t*rture flowers?

No. So I can deal with the aster debacle!

What did I do to make him hate us?

He hates our school. He hates us not.

He hates our school. He hates us not.

He hates us.

It's me! I've driven him away!

Oh, well, there's no sense dwelling in the past.

We can't find a star.

So we'll have to create one!

And chazz princeton is the perfect candidate

To launch duel academy into the spotlight.

He can't be the face of our school!

He's a slifer red for pete's sake!

Not for long.

This duel will be his chance to return to glory.

It's called "marketing." Look it up!

You see, crowds will come rushing to see

If chazz still has what it takes.

Alexis: that's the most selfish, egotistical thing I've ever heard.

Thank you!

Bonaparte: give a big duel academy welcome to our challenger!

He's our top-ranking freshman!

So give it up

For mr. Reginald van howell iii!

Come on, reggie! Do it!

Nice name! You go, boy!

This reginald kid must be a pretty good duelist.

It's his first year at this place.

And he's already in obelisk blue.

No joke. He's just like chazz,

Well, before he became a has-been.

Crowler, thinking: the whole school is abuzz.

Now all I need is for chazz to win.

Then his family's fame and pocketbook

Will make me chancellor of the most powerful prep school on earth.

All right. You know the drill.

No direct att*cks below the belt.

But trash-talk is encouraged.

Then allow me to kick off the insults!

You're a nasty, stuck-up snob!

And no one here likes you!

I'm waiting for the insult.

Maybe you haven't picked up on this yet, little reggie!

But I do things my way.

And I didn't come here to win any popularity contests!

Tell us something we don't know!

Yeah, chazz. I didn't take all those noogies

And purple nurples

As a sign of friendship.

All right. Let's get on with this.

Talk is cheap. And unlike you...

I don't do "cheap."

Bonaparte: now that the insults have been hurled,

Let's hurl some cards!

Together: sounds good!

I'll kick this thing off with my marauding captain!

And now that he's on the field,

I can summon yet another monster--

Warrior lady of the wasteland.

Can I yawn yet

Or do you have some more lame cards?

Please tell me you're done.

Not by a long shot, chazzy! Check this out!

I activate my jewel sword

And add it to my marauding captain!

But that's not my only upgrade.

Next I'll boost my warrior lady

With divine sword phoenix blade!

Not bad! He's really giving chazz

A run for his money, guys!

Yeah, and chazz has a ton of cash!

I'll throw this down and call it a turn.

Now, looks like you're up, chazz-ball.

Think you have what it takes?

Rumor has it you own the best deck money can buy.

Now let's see if it was worth it!

What's the problem? Afraid all this time as a slifer

Turned you into a slacker?

That black getup doesn't fool me.

You're a redcoat, chazzy!

Do you ever shut up? This should help.

I play... X-head cannon!

Now try this on for size!

My graceful charity spell card!

This lets me draw three new cards as long as I ditch two.

I'll start by tossing my chthonian polymer trap card!

Then I'll dump ojamagic!

Say what? Ojama who?

Am I going too fast, reggie?

Let me dumb things down for ya!

Ojamagic! It adds these three cards to my hand!

Where the party at?

Can I attack boss? Can i, please?

I don't get it! Why would you play three total wimps?

This is why!

Never underestimate the power of the chazz!

Now, read it and weep!

Ojama ride!

I'm guessing by the stunned look on your face

That you know what happens next.

I can summon three powerful machine monsters

To the field as long as I scrap

These three little freaks!

All: say it ain't so!

Whoa! Whoa!

Who's the slacker now, reggie?

Here's a hint. He's a prep-school pipsqueak.

And he's in way over his dorky haircut!

Is it you? No! It's you!

Oh, just watch. I play y-dragon head

And z-metal t*nk!

And that means I can combine x, y, and z

To form xyz-dragon cannon!

This is bad!

Perceptive.

And it's gonna get worse when I activate its special ability!

By putting two cards in my graveyard,

I instantly send both of your monsters packing!

Oh, well. There goes your defense.

Dragon cannon, direct attack!

Still think you have a shot?

You're gonna be sorry you did that to me,

Because thanks to my jewel sword,

I get to draw one card from my deck!

You've got me shaking in my boots.

This obnoxious rich kid isn't half bad.

You sound surprised, bonaparte.

You should really have more faith in me.

There's a reason they promoted me to chancellor.

Yeah. 'Cause everyone else turned the job down.

Crowler, thinking: I'll have the last laugh.

Let me show ya how it's done.

I activate a personal favorite of mine called pot of greed!

[Chuckling]

Sorry. Now I pick up two more cards!

Stalling for time won't work, kid!

Does this look like stalling to you?

I reveal call of the haunted,

Which brings a monster back from my graveyard!

And I choose warrior lady of the wasteland!

And now, since I'm the kind of guy who likes to take care of his peeps,

I'm giving her a shiny new great sword

And a few more points.

Well, that was pointless.

It's simple math! You only raised her by .

She still doesn't come close to my dragon cannon!

That's exactly why I plan to sacrifice her,

So I can play...

A little card called gilford the legend!

You're kidding!

Does this look like a joke?

[Yells]

Jaden: what a sweet move!

Yeah, this freshman really knows his stuff.

And with that nasty 'tude, he's like a mini-chazz.

Ew.

Now, that's a scary thought.

Check this out!

It's time for gilford to really strut his stuff!

Thanks to his special ability, he gets exclusive access

To every equip spell card in my graveyard...

Giving gilford his very own divine sword phoenix blade!

Oh, yeah,

And he gets a jewel sword!

And to that I'll add a great sword,

Giving gilford a total of , points!

How do ya like my math now?

Well, there's more!

I play my flamberge spell card.

Now all I have to do is send one card to the graveyard

And gilford gets even stronger!

That sword needs its own zip code!

I know! Get a load of chazz!

He's buggin' out!

Syrus: a -foot flaming sword will do that to a guy!

If you think this sword looks scary,

Watch what it can do!

Here we go!

You're defenseless!

[Chuckling]

You'd like to think so,

But the chazz always has a plan.

So I play this!

Anything look familiar?

I have a pot of greed also,

And it lets me draw two cards.

Well, what do ya know? It's ojamandala!

Don't even tell me!

I give up a thousand points to bring back you know who!

It's good to be back, folks!

These three misfits may not look like much,

But they're about to take you down!

With what?

Relax. You'll see.

Huh? You're bluffing!

Time to rough him up, boys.

Now go!

Sure, boss!

Let's shake...

Rattle...

And roll!

Ojama yellow: ojama-style!

Hee hee!

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

Now, take him for a spin, boys!

The strongest monster in my deck destroyed by dweebs

In undies.

They may seem like a bunch of wimps,

But these three mutants can be pretty vicious,

Especially when they're used

With ojama delta hurricane!

Oh, yeah, well,

You activated the special effect of my jewel sword,

So now I get to draw one card from my deck.

I'll lay this facedown and put you out of your misery.

Wait. Let me guess. That's another lame ojama card, right?

Why do ya say that?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you built your entire deck

Around the three stooges!

I've had it! Those freaks made a fool out of me for the last time!

You're right, kid. Why let them make a fool out of you

When you do such a great job

Making a fool out of yourself?

Whatever. You're a second-rate duelist with a third-rate deck.

Now watch and learn!

Ya see this? It's called a real card!

And once I pay points,

A monster comes back from my grave!

And I choose

My armed samurai ben kei!

[Yells]

But wait! I'm not done!

Next I'll remove two warriors from the game!

And it's all thanks to the special ability

Of my divine sword phoenix blade spell card!

Now there's one thing left ta do! Ready?

I take lightning blade and divine sword

And give 'em to samurai ben kei!

Now attack! Destroy that yellow pipsqueak!

[Yells]

Aah!

You're not in the clear yet, not by a long shot, chazz!

My samurai gets an extra attack for every card he's equipped with!

What?

Do the math. Reggie gets three more att*cks.

And chazz has only two monsters.

No, seriously. Do the math for me.

One...

Two!

Aah!

Chazz, thinking: decision time. If I activate my trap card now,

I'll block his direct attack.

But I'll also lose one of my ojamas.

Oh, well. No pain, no gain.

Strike three. You're out.

Aw. What's wrong? You miss your little friends--

Loogey, mucus and snot-ball?

They're not my friends!

But I'll bring 'em back anyway!

Huh? What?

My ojama delta wear card automatically returns

The gruesome threesome to the field!

I bet ya missed us!

I think I'm getting verklempt!

He likes us! He really likes us!

Oh, happy day!

Ahh, team pathetic is reunited.

And guess who the biggest loser of them all is?

I'm sure you're about to tell me.

It's you! And you'll never be a blue again!

How's it feel to be a slifer "lifer?"

Ya know, I used to be just like you--

An elitist snob who looked down on everyone around me!

But I've changed! Know how?

Now I'm a snob who only looks down on some people.

Anyway there's a lesson in there.

I'm just not sure where.

Now I merge my ojamas together to form ojama king!

[Imitating elvis presley] thank you.

Thank you very much.

Dude, your king has no points!

Gee, thanks.

It's a good thing he won't be around much longer,

'Cause I'm activating this!

Mecha ojama king transformation!

But that doesn't make any--

Yeah, I know. You're wondering

Why my mecha ojama king doesn't have any attack points either.

Ha ha!

What he does have is a handy special ability

That lets me summon one ojamachine

With each turn!

So I play...

Ojamachine yellow!

Did I mention this little geek-bot

Has a cool party trick of his own?

Now, listen up, little dudes.

Hop to it!

Attack!

[All chuckling]

This is insane! My samurai has , points!

Your toads have zero!

Yes, I win! Huh?

Actually, it's the opposite.

When my ojamachine yellow is destroyed,

My points don't change.

But I can't say the same for yours,

'Cause you're about to take points of damage!

That means...

Spit it out, reggie.

It means one more attack and you lose!

Welcome to duel academy, freshman.

Get him, boys!

[All laughing]

[Yelling]

Aah!

Chazz: it looks like

Slummin' it with the slifers

Hasn't hurt my game.

Maybe now you'll see that the color of your coat

Doesn't mean squat,

'Cause an obelisk blue, who's supposed to be the best of the best,

Just got schooled by a slifer red!

Face it, kid,

Whether we're wearing blue, yellow, red or polka dots...

You'll always be the same loser and I'll always be the chazz!

All: chazz it up!

Chazz it up!

Chazz it up!

The chazz has spoken!

[Crowd cheers]

Way ta win one for the reds!

I always knew you were one of us! Come here.

Back off! I never said that!

Three big slifer cheers for the chazz!

Slifer! Slifer...

Chazz: drop me, you dorks! I'm not one of you!

Didn't see this coming.

But if he wants to be a slacker, who am I to stop him?

Slifer! Woo-hoo!

Attention, please! There's been a change of plans.

Chazz princeton shall remain in slifer red!

Chazz it up! Chazz it up!

But I don't want--

There's need to thank me.

I'm just doing my job.

At this rate, it won't be your job for very much longer.

Chazz it up! Chazz it up! Chazz it up...

Will you all shut up!

Jaden: hey, chazz. Now that you're our team mascot,

We've got a ton of stuff ta do:

Fit you for a red jacket, teach you the secret handshake...

Crowler: but this makes an even better story for the press.

Forget about the press!

If you want this school to rise to greatness,

There needs to be some changes made!

I told you before, we need to bid the slifers adieu!

You were serious?

I don't kid, crowler.

It's high time we tear down the slifer dorm!

Tear down the slifer dorm?!

Jaden: what?

Did you just say "tear down the slifer dorm?"

Are you positive?

They wanna get rid of us.

I'm tellin' ya, I saw this in a movie once.

These guys in dark suits show up.

Then they tell us we're gonna "sleep with the fishes,"

And no one hears from us again!

Aah!

Oh, no! We're too late!

You're right! That means we're all gonna get whacked!

It won't be long now.

Jaden: run, chazz!

Syrus: they're here!

What are you dorks talking about?

These guys are building a private room onto this dump!

I figure if I'm gonna be stuck in this place,

I may as well be living in style.

So much for your theory.

I guess I got a little carried away.

Sorry for the scare.

I think I should lay off the late-night movies for a while.

Jaden, thinking: but I wonder if what syrus overheard is true.

Do they really wanna tear down our dorm?

♪ Chilling out with your crew in the schoolyard ♪

♪ Finding trouble, never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class, they never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs ♪

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on

♪ Come on and get

♪ Your game on