01x37 - Duel Distractions, Part 2

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Chumley: last time on "yu-gi-oh! Gx"...

I'm one of the seven shadow riders!

My tribe's all women, so to marry...

I have to shop around.

I don't want your soul!

I want you, big boy!

Now let's do this.

Duel! Duel!

Go, magnet warrior omega minus.

Attack and tame that amazoness tiger!

I have a facedown out!

He walked right into a trap.

Now, amazoness tiger!

Fang frenzy!

I'm all yours...

Jaden: hey!

Ha ha ha! Sorry, bastion and I

Are officially on our honeymoon now...

So get lost!

This isn't over!!!

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[Bastion yelling]

Alexis: I hate hearing bastion suffer like that

And not being able to help!

No joke.

They've been dueling all night!

And from those screams,

It sounds like bastion's been losing

All night, too!

How long can this go on?

We gotta do somethin'!

Yeah! Huh?

Hey. What is that?

Over...there!

Bastion?!

Bastion!

What happened?

[Moaning]

Wait, she dumped you?!

That's right. I'm crushed.

Chazz: you're not crushed... You're lucky!

I don't understand.

She was so smitten with you.

I know. We were to be married!

Huh? Huh?

But she decided I wasn't duelist enough.

You call that a duel?!

[Moaning]

You're not worthy... Beat it!

I need someone...

Someone who can duel at my level.

Ohh.

My love...

I wasn't good enough for her,

And she's left me forever!

She says she wants a...champion!

A duelist who can...

Give her a...

Match that she'll always remember...

Bastion...

[Thinking] oh, tania...

Oh, there I go again!

I guess that I simply can't help myself!

I'm head over heels!

Yes! Me too.

Unh! Tania!

Whoa! Is he still wiggin' out over that girl?

Yeah, I had no idea bastion had fallen for her that hard.

Really.

What do the lot of you want?

A duel! To cheer you up!

I can't. It's just too soon for me.

Oh come on!

You gotta move on bastion!

I can't duel... Without... My tania...

I hate saying this,

But...she's probably duelin' without you.

No, she would never, not my tania!

Chazz: oh, gag me.

You don't understand we had passion!

Ah, excuse me, what?

When I first dueled tania...

There were fireworks between us.

You saw how our cards danced

That dangerous duel monsters dance together.

It was beautiful. Majestic.

If I can't have that feeling again when I duel...

Well, it's over then.

My life dueling... It's all finished.

But bastion, she's a shadow rider,

We have the world to save, we need you.

And you're saying you're done?

As much as all of you require my deck...

Until I prove to tania that I am a worthy man,

My dueling days are through.

Now and forever.

Alright, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and hurl.

Just duel her again!

Go and ask her for a rematch!

Rematch?

And don't take no for an answer!

You're a tough guy!

And I'll even be your wingman!

Hmm.

Tania: aah!

This island has nothing but weaklings!

I need a worthy partner!

Someone who isn't intimidated...by my power!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

[Growls]

And if he can't find me,

I'll find him!

And duel him!

[Growling]

Syrus: jaden, don't you want to go to bed?!

Not yet!

I'm workin' on a strategy

To help out bastion!

Just call me cupid!

A strategy?

How about "a good night's rest?"

[Knock on door]

Bastion: jaden, open up! It's me!

Whaddya doin' here, bastion?

The rematch!

Why aren't you ready yet?

You mean now?!

Jaden: couldn't this've waited 'til morning?!

No!

Tania!

Syrus: wait up!

Thought you could use the extra help!

Thanks, you guys!

[Tiger growling]

It's her!

Ohh!

Tania...

Can't you take a hint?

I already dumped you, don't you remember?

He wants a rematch!

He can't have one.

But you seem quite brave.

I do?

But I'm here for my friend!

Heh heh heh! He already lost.

I duel you, or there's no duel.

I never back down from a challenge.

I'll do it for bastion!

What?!

Oh, no...

You know the rules.

If you lose this duel, you lose your spirit key

And single status.

Meaning you move here to this battle arena with me

And become my husband forever more!

I sure hope that jaden knows what he's doing.

I sure do-- and when I'm done,

Bastion'll know you don't have to be in love

To duel with passion.

What do you say we start this, hun?

Let's duel! Let's duel!

Alright, tania, get your game on!

Here goes!

I summon elemental hero avian...

In defense mode!

That's your move?!

Well, I have someone to clip you avian's wings!

I summon amazoness paladin!

And while paladin's on the field,

She gains an extra attack points

For every single monster out...

With amazoness in its name!

And I activate this: a spell known as amazoness charm!

Now, all the monsters on your field that are in defense mode

Are switched to attack mode,

And they each gain attack points.

Crowler: I don't get it.

Why would she play a card that increases

Jaden's attack power?

For the thrill of it! The passion!

So, are we enjoying the match so far?

Not getting distracted, I hope.

Nothin' distracts me from dueling!

Didn't ya know?

Well maybe this will make you reconsider!

The card amazoness arena!

When this card activates, we both gain life points.

And it's not just distracting, but captivating.

Ha ha ha!

Wow, she must be really desperate to find a husband...

If she's gotta use a cage!

Ha ha ha! See, amazoness arena is a sacred arena...

In here, you don't just fight with your monsters,

But with your soul!

And just how do I do that?!

Oh, you'll find out!

But first: amazoness paladin att*cks your avian!

Hyah!

Aah!

Now you'll see the power of my arena!

After our monsters are all done,

Your soul can battle mine!

If you sacrifice a hundred of your life points,

You take away a hundred of mine!

Watch out, jaden!

I guess I should warn you...

I don't ever hit girls.

And you shouldn't, but this isn't a fight between us.

You see... It's like I said...

Our souls will clash!

If you say so!

Hmm.

Hyah!

Unh! Hyah!

Hyah!

Aah! Aah!

Jaden!

Come on!

This is embarrassing for all of us guys!

Aah!

That's not a bad left hook.

What the-- she compliments his attack?

Isn't she great!

Like that?

Then you're gonna love...this!

I use polymerization...

To fusion summon... Elemental hero thunder giant!

Nice move!

Really nice move!

That thunder giant's special ability

Can take out a monster with less attack points

On the turn it was summoned!

Guess this is good-bye paladin.

Impressive.

I'm not done!

Now my thunder giant...

att*cks you directly!

Err!

Aah!

Tania! Are you okay?!

Ha ha! Not bad, jaden... You're my type of guy.

Uh, bastion...i think tania's falling for jaden!

'Course not!

She would never leave me!

Unh! Aah!

Alright it's my turn!

First, I'll put down a facedown...

Then summon amazoness swords woman in attack mode!

And finally, I'll use amazoness call

To rip apart your fused monster.

Now let's fight!

Ataaaaaaaack clayman with amazon slash attack!

Aah!

And now, thanks to my amazoness arena

It's time we had a rematch!

Oh, not again!

Look out, jaden!

Snap your jab!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Ya know, I used to think hittin' like a girl...

Was actually a bad thing!

Oh, it is a bad thing alright, for you!

Alright, it's my move-- hyah!

I summon elemental hero burstinatrix

In attack mode!

And now, sparkman, attack amazoness swords woman!

Not so fast!

I've got my trap: amazoness archers!

Whoa!

It's a rare card, and I can only use it

When you make the mistake of attacking a field

That only has amazoness monsters on it!

Once you do...all your monsters lose attack points!

Not too shabby for a girl, huh?

No! Not too shabby at all,

But that doesn't mean...

I'm gonna give up!

Go, sparkman!

[Groaning]

And...now let's have ourselves round three! Ha!

Hold on, now jaden's gonna use the soul attack?

Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

Not bad.

You really duel with passion!

What's he trying to prove?

Alexis: I don't know, but I've never seen jaden duel

With so much zeal before in my life!

Yes, he's enjoying himself... And without being in love...

Alright... Next, I'll have my amazoness archers

Force all your monsters... To attack!

You want it?!

Then you're gonna get it!

Burstinatrix, get 'em!

[Groaning]

Well...that cost me some points...

But hey! It's worth it to rumble!

Not again!

Next I'll throw down a coupla facedowns,

And activate: a little card

I like to call the warrior returning alive!

Now clayman comes back from the graveyard

Right to my hand!

My turn!

And...i'll summon a little card I like to call:

Amazoness tiger!

Actually she's not very little...

Because this kitty... Gains attack points

For every single amazoness monster I have!

She just loves company.

I don't blame her!

Look how powerful she got!

How about we try to not sound quite so impressed, okay?

Now, amazoness swords woman!

Attack jaden directly!

Hold on! I play a hero emerges!

Here's how it works!

You draw a random card from my hand

And if it's a monster...

I get to summon it to the field!

How's that for some comp'ny for yur cat?!

But you only have one card left!

Perfect! She has no choice but to pick the...

Elemental hero clayman!

I'm sorry... But swords woman's special ability

Transfers all battle damage to you!

So you'll probably wanna duck now...

W-wha?!

[Groaning]

Guess it's...time to put up my dukes!

But jaden!

He hardly has any life points left...

Let's go! Hmm.

Bring it! Err!

Aah! Aah!

Hyah! Hyah!

What's he doing?

If this keeps up, jaden is gonna lose!

Perhaps he's fallen under tania's spell...

The same spell that caused bastion to lose.

It's no spell, zane...

It's love as pure as the wind driven snow, right tania?

Yeah, yeah... Whatever, loverboy.

Now let's get back to business!

Amazoness tiger, attack clayman!

Hmm.

What the--?!

Why would tania attack a monster

With more defense points?

Simple! To use that arena ability to fight jaden again!

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

He's still in there...

For now... Huh?

Next...i'll activate the spell amazoness trainer

To seal your fate!

Aw, jaden is in some deep trouble here!

Since she played that amazoness trainer--

If that tiger is unable to defeat its target

During this round...

The trainer card instills

A tactical advantage of

Extra attack points

For another attack!

Alright...now how about somebody explain it

To me in english?

I'm afraid... If that tiger att*cks jaden again...

Then this duel is finished...

Crowler: yes, jaden will lose...

And we'll lose him as a student

Because he'll have to marry tania!

Don't say that!

Jaden, no...

Err. What's the hold up?!

Oh, you know, hun... Just enjoying the moment.

After all, it'll be our anniversary!

Aaaaaaataaaaaack!

Not yet! I play a trap-- clay charge!

Here's how it works!

If you attack clayman when I use this here trap card,

Not only do both monsters bite the big one,

But you take points of damage!

Err!

Heh heh heh!

So you're playing hard to get I see.

I like that.

Hey! I'm just liking this all-out duel!

Ya know...i have to admit, I'm liking it too,

It's non-stop action!

And I think that's exactly what jaden's going for, too.

Beat her at her own game.

I guess. Unless he's trying to impress her.

Who knows, maybe this tania girl is jaden's type?

Why don't you shut it, chazz?

No way jaden would ever date someone like that thing.

And unless you forgot...

This is about more than just marriage!

Jaden needs a miracle draw here

Or tania's going to get another spirit gate key,

Not to mention, bastion's going to spend

The rest of his life in some lame love limbo.

There's a lot riding on jaden's shoulders this move...

You fought well, jaden, but my swords woman will beat you...

Remember...her special effect makes it so you take

All damage you deal to her!

You can't win!

With one card I can, and I just drew it!

Go elemental hero wildheart in attack mode!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

They have the same attack points!

So then they'll destroy each other!

You go get her, jaden!

Wildheart, attack amazoness swords woman!

[Yelling]

Now let's go!

Yeah.

This is it! She's down to just one hundred attack points!

And I'm back down to earth.

Jaden's proven you can duel passionately...

Without being...in love.

Now go get her jaden and win this match for us both!

Aah!

Aah!

[Both yelling]

Err!

Unh!

Banner: it is over...

Crowler: never...have I seen two people duel

With such passion and heart.

Well, tell us, bastion.

How do you feel?

Like a man still in the throws of love?

Or has this duel finally helped you rebound?

Still in love... But in love now... With dueling.

I see where the passion lies once again.

I guess that's game.

Lemme know if ya ever wanna rematch!

No rematch.

I joined the shadow riders to find a duelist

Who would be worthy to be my husband...

But I've discovered I am not worthy...

To be with someone strong as you.

Tania?

Wha?!

[Growls]

A tiger?!

Tania...is that you?

Tania: farewell, bastion...

Well then... I guess that this is it.

Boy, bastion... You sure know how to pick 'em!

Jaden: don't worry, buddy...

There's plenty of fish in tha sea!

Bastion: yes, but not too many tigers.

Thank goodness.

♪ Finding trouble

♪ Never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class ♪

♪ They never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs ♪

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on, come on and get your game on ♪