03x16 - m*ssile Crisis/Falsely Alarmed

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03x16 - m*ssile Crisis/Falsely Alarmed

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[rock intro playing]

♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in play position ♪

♪ Rocket power... ♪

[static]

[scratching]

[music continues...]

♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in fun condition ♪

♪ Prepare to count down ♪

♪ Rocket power! ♪

[kids cheering and exclaiming]

Hey, guys. Jackets!

It's cold out there.

Snow!

The road to Shred City!

Hey, Twist, did you know there are billions of snowflakes

in a single snowball?

Here, take a closer look!

[laughs]

Oh, Squid!

Come on, dudes, you heard Raymundo.

Put on your jackets.

Why do you always have to be so...

So what, bro?

So Reggie.

TWISTER: Yeah, why do you have to be

so... Reggie, Reggie?

You mean boring?

Uh, not boring.

Uh, predictable.

But in a sensible way.

Which is a good thing.

You're always... you're always...

uh... Reggie.

Oh, yeah?

[laughs]

Hey, look!

Missy Giove is in the pro division!

Missy the m*ssile! Awesome!

Missy the m*ssile? Who's that?

She's only one of the top

female downhill mountain bikers in the world.

So radical, she wears a piranha around her neck.

She rocks. She's my role model.

Your role model?

Yeah, right.

You're nothing like her.

Oh, right, I forgot.

I'm just boring old Reggie.

Well, we'll just see about that.

Come on, dudes, what's the holdup?

Um, maybe we shouldn't do an advanced trail on our first ride.

Right, Reg?

I don't know what you guys are looking at me for.

The slope is that way.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoa, easy, girlfriend!

Uh, sorry.

Sorry.

It's cool. It's cool, girl. I been there.

Hey... um... are you...?

I mean... you're not...?

Missy the m*ssile?

In the house!

Really?!

Man, this is like a total honor!

And that's really a piranha around your neck?

It's my mojo, girl.

Reminds me to be aggressive.

But I guessyouwouldn't need reminding of that.

You're like me when I was your age, girl.

You're wacked!

Wow! Thanks!

So... what's your name, homegirl?

Reggie. Reggie Rocket.

Well, I guess that, like, makes you ReggietheRocket.

Uh, yeah, I guess it does.

Well, catch you later... Reggie the Rocket.

Reggie... the Rocket.

Dudes, this race is gonna be mine!

I'm going totally silk.

Oh, yeah?

You better look out

'cause Reggie the Rocket is in the hay-ouse!

And you're gonna eat my snow dust!

Reggie the Rocket?

In the hay-ouse?

Man, don't you wish we could go in there?

What's stopping us?

Oh, I don't know, gee... a six-foot-tall fence.

So, what do you think climbing's for?

Yeah, Squid, what do you think climbing's for?

Let's go get our stuff.

TWISTER: Cannonball!

-Whoo-hoo! -Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[laughing]

Take that back.

Whoo-hoo!

See? Reggie the Rocket feels no pain.

Out! All of you, now!

[Tito sings fanfare]

Rainbow trout and lychee nuts.

It's an old family recipe.

What do you got for dessert, Tito man?

Oh, but I caught these fish myself, little cuz.

Just have a taste.

Uh, maybe later.

Only boring people think

they have to have dinner first.

And maybe I shouldn't bore my little cousins

with dinner at all.

Whatever!

Hey, if everybody gives me

their fish when they're done,

I know something cool to do with the bones.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Huh... what?

[laughing]

Hey, Reggie, slow down!

Man. When did she get so gnarly?

That's what I'm telling you, bro.

It's a whole new Reggie.

-Whoo-hoo! Yeah! -She's gone nuts.

Yo, Reggie the Rocket!

What's up, girl?

See you at the race!

Dude! That's Missy the m*ssile!

Whoa! I didn't know Reggie knew her.

All right!

Aw, man!

Whoa!

[laughs]

See you at the bottom, Squid.

[laughs]

Need a hand, Sammy?

[Reggie laughs]

Check it out!

It's a rocking chair!

Whoa...

Careful, Reggie.

Come on, Squid, don't be so boring.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoa! Hey, watch it, Reg!

Oh, man, I can't see anything.

She knocked out my eye.

You've got the lens cap on, doof.

REGGIE: Hey, Sammy.

What's that over there?

Hey, those are mine!

Want 'em back? Ah...

Hmm... nah.

You're not Reggie. Who are you?

Yeah, you're, like, totally... un-you.

Well, maybe you, like, totally don't know me.

I'm going back for another run.

How about if your old man goes with you?

I don't want anybody cramping my style.

Oh. Then, uh... can you at least meet us back at the car at :?

Okay, Rocket Girl?

Sure. Whatever.

What's up with Reggie?

Don't know, brother.

Maybe the altitude.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[laughs]

Whoo-hoo, all right!

[laughs] Whoo-hoo!

Man, where is she?

We could have busted a few more runs.

Yeah, we could have been shredding.

I hope she's okay.

Reggie the Rocket does what she wants.

Whoo-hoo!

Maybe I should go talk to the ski patrol.

Let's go back to the cabin, brother.

Reggie is a smartwahini.

Maybe she left a message.

Are you all right, Reg?

BOTH: Where were you?

Working on my mogul technique.

The trick is to be real aggressive.

Did you stop to think we might be worried?

Reggie the Rocket can take care of herself!

This isn't like you, Reg.

When you say you're gonna do something, you do it.

Like the ancient Hawaiians say.

"He who misses the tide must wait for the next moon."

I do what I want, so deal with it.

-Whoa, Reg. -Whoa.

No, you don't just do what you want.

I'll tell you right now one thing you'renotdoing

is competing tomorrow.

What?!

What are you guys looking at?!

Hey, what's up, Reg?

How about a little warm-up ride with old Miss?

I'm there!

Cool necklace...

Uh, thanks.

Looking good, girl.

You should shred up your division.

Yeah,should.

What's that mean?

My dad won't let me race.

He got all wigged out 'cause I was late to meet him.

Weak, huh?

That's rough.

They just don't get Reggie the Rocket.

I'm supposed to be all boring and sensible.

Well, if you're, like, so wild and radical,

why don't you just bust out and race anyway, girl?

I mean, what do you care what your father says?

I don't know.

Because... well, because...

Because youdocare.

Yeah... I guess I do.

That's definitely what it sounds like to me, girl.

So why don't you just try being yourself?

I mean, that's what I do.

That's more important than wearing a fish around your neck.

Hey, you want to keep this?

I would be honored.

Later!

Thanks, Reg.

No prob.

Hey, guys...

Can I talk to you a sec?

Sorry about, you know,

acting like a dork.

I was just so afraid I was boring.

You mean a total dork.

Full on.

Mm-hmm. Definitely a dork.

But not boring!

ANNOUNCER: Attention!

Will all racers please report to the starting line?

The race begins in two minutes.

-I'm sorry to you guys, too. -No worries, cuz.

Next time, I'll be there when I say.

I know, Rocket Girl.

Here... I was saving it just in case.

Wow! Thanks, Raymundo!

Well, what are you waiting for?

Get on your bike!

[crowd cheers]

[crowd cheers]

Whoo! Go, Reggie Rocket!

Take it, girl!

[whooping and cheering...]

Dude! Sam and Reg are totally lagging.

Are they gonna show or what?

I know, man. This is weak.

Too bad they're not firemen.

'Cause then we could pull that alarm and they'd rush over.

Twist, that's the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Nothing's on fire.

The thing wouldn't go off.

There doesn't have to be a fire for it to work.

Twist, trust me.

If there's no fire when you pull that thing, nothing happens.

I think you're wrong, Otto.

Dude, here, I'll show you.

No, Otto, don't!

[alarm sounding...]

[beeping...]

[alarm continues...]

Oh, man!

[siren wailing...]

Cool! Where's the fire? Where is it?

[laughs]

Everybody out!

Hawaiians and children first!

Where is it?! What's going on?!

Who pulled... huh?

Wait a minute, there's no fire out here.

Well, then, who pulled the alarm?

What's everybody looking at me for?

[siren wailing...]

I told you.

Man, you pick the worst time to be right about stuff.

We got to get out of here!

[siren wailing]

Hey, what's going on?

Lars pulled the fire alarm!

BOTH: Lars?!

Dude... ultimate bust. [laughs]

There's nothing funny about this, Twister.

Lars is in real trouble.

Pulling a false alarm is pretty serious.

Yeah, Twist, Lars is totally going down.

Yup. [laughs]

How come nobody believes me?!

I'm telling you, I didn't do nothing.

If I had a nickel for every civilian in an orange vest

who claims he "didn't do nothing,"

I could buy this beach!

Now, commence pickup!

Oh, man!

TWISTER: Lars is in megatrouble.

He's got to wear this lame orange vest

and do all sorts of community service all week.

After everything he's gotten away with,

it's good to see him finally get busted.

Yeah! It is about time he gets busted for something.

Whoo-hoo!

Totally twisted!

Steady...

Oh! Aah! Whoa... [grunts]

[panting and grunting]

Do you guys find it strange

that Lars would pull that alarm

and then just stand there?

He's a strange guy.

I mean, just a theory,

but I think that Lars may be

the fall guy to a second puller.

A second puller?

Heh. Come on, Sam.

Who else would have done it?

Yeah, only Lars would be lame enough

to do something that full-blown stupid.

Huh. Just a theory.

Yo, Twist.

Our secret is cool, right?

Don't worry, bro.

You pulled the alarm, and Lars get busted.

What could be better than that?

BOTH: Woogedy, woogedy, woogedy, woogedy.

All right, flan!

Hey, where's mine?

Sorry,mijo.

No treats for you tonight.

Huh?

Lars, we are very disappointed in you.

No dessert this week, and you're going to miss

our trip to the water park on Saturday.

What?! But I didn't do nothing!

Man, my own family doesn't believe me!

SAM: So... you were on your way

to sneak into the Ortega Theater.

Yeah, and the Shore Shack was going all crazy,

so I ran in to check it out.

Interesting... and what time was the movie

supposed to start?

I don't know, man.

Just get away from me!

Come on, Sam, let's go.

He obviously did it.

No, I didn't!

Write that down.

Keeps getting sweeter, huh, Twist?

Lars painting Madtown...

your folks giving me his ticket to the water park...

Dude, I'm starting to think

this is kind of messed up.

Maybe we should tell the truth.

What?! Hey, you were there, too.

We'd both get busted.

Don't get all lame on me, bro.

Let's just have a good time.

No worries, right?

Yeah...

I guess.

Hey, Lars, check it out.

We found this big bag of hair in back of the barbershop.

And we're gonna... [mumbles]

Oh, sweet!

CONROY: No, no, no, no. Sorry, man...

but Lars is booked for the day.

You see, he's got all these walls to paint.

Man, I didn't even do nothing.

If my second puller theory is correct,

the timeline I'm putting together should help expose the truth.

Sam, what does it matter?!

Even if Lars didn't do it, he deserves to get busted

'cause of all the other stuff he's done, right?

I don't know. If someone else did pull that alarm,

it would be pretty messed up.

Yeah. I sort of agree with Reggie.

Uh...

And you come straight home after work today, you hear me?

Aw, Mom, but Pi and Sputz

found this bag of hair yesterday, and we were gonna...

Lars! Straight home!

sh**t, man... I didn't even do nothing.

Harsh.

Here you are.

Oh, and, Reg, Otto?

I won't need your help at the Shack today after all.

Cool! All right!

Hey, those fish patties I'm unpacking smell kind of funny.

[coughs] -Lars.

You're working here today?

Yup. He'll be covering for you and Reg.

So I'd eat somewhere else if I were you.

Uh...

I sometimes forget what good kids you are.

Well, this should be good for a few laughs, huh?

Yeah...

Whoa!

Oh, man! Uh, sorry, Raymundo.

That's okay, Rocket Boy.

Lars! Can you come clean this up?

You make a mess,

and I got to clean it up?

[growls]

I'm sorry, Lars, uh...

I, I didn't mean to.

What's his problem?

Like he's never dropped a shake before.

Yeah... I know...

What a kook...

If my second puller theory is true,

it involves a cover-up so extensive

it may rock the very foundation of Ocean Shores!

Oh, Sammy...

Are you sure about this, Otto?

It's foolproof.

This way, we clear Lars, you and I don't get busted,

and everything's cool again.

Give me your hat, dude.[ringing]

It's ringing.

[ringing]

Ocean Shores police station.

[deep voice]: Hi. I'm calling to confess a crime.

Okay...

[clears throat]

I pulled a fire alarm down at the Shore Shack,

and my name is not Lars Rodriguez.

Now, let me get this straight.

Your name is not Lars Rodriguez.

Uh, that is correct.

I'm not Lars.

Mm-hmm...

Well, thank you, person who is not Lars Rodriguez.

Dude, it totally worked!

I bet she's on the phone with your mom right now,

telling her Lars didn't do it.

BOTH: Woogedy-woogedy-woogedy...

[both laugh]

BOTH: Yeah!

Uh-oh. Now what did Lars do?

You called Officer Shirley pretending to be someone else.

No, I'm telling you, man.

I don't know what you're talking about!

Lars, you've only made things

ten times worse for yourself.

This whole thing is a mystery wrapped up in a riddle.

[siren whoops]

Oh, man, Otto. Now what?

Man, this is wacked!

Oh, today is going to be such fun.

Yeah... fun.

Yeah... this is gonna be great.

And, Lars...

we'll be back later to pick you up.

Okay, Lars, today you're on pier-sweeping duty.

[sighs]

Wait! Guys, come back!

What is it, Otto?

Lars didn't pull that alarm. I did.

[both gasp]

And I was there, too.

See?! I told you I didn't do nothing.

Oh,mijo,we're so sorry. Can you forgive us?

Okay, all right... Dad... ooh, get off!

That's very honest of you boys to come forward.

Thanks! Well, I guess

that means we can all go to the water park.

Not quite.

SAM: And to think I was just about to close

my investigation altogether.

Man, Otto, I've never seen Raymundo so upset before.

I thought his head was gonna explode.

Yeah, my folks were pretty mad, too.

Have fun, you guys!

[Lars laughs]

Make sure you don't miss any of those little hairs,losers!

[laughing]

[all laugh]

Don't think I'm not gonna pound you guys later or nothing,

but, um, like, thanks for telling the truth and stuff,

'cause if I was you, I would have not never said nothing!

Chumps! [laughs]

Are you sure we did the right thing?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Less talk! More pickup.

We've got a lot of beach to cover!

Move, move, move!

[rock music playing]

SAM: In the hay-ouse?
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