03x02 - Home Sweet Home/What a Tangled Web We Ski

[bunniefuu]

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

♪ Prepare to count down.

[power drill whirring]

Ready to catch this move?

Affirmative, O-Man.

It's McTwist time!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoa!Whoa!

[both grunt]

More like McDud time.

Seems like you and gravity

are not getting along today.

Tell me about it.

We need some way-serious help.

Hmm... well, I might know someone

that could show you a trick or two.

Really?

Uh-huh, yeah, and he's right here

ready to rock.

Now, the trick is

to bend your knees and jump earlier...

than you think.

You see, that'll give you

the proper height, man.

Whoa!Cool.

Whoa!

Conroy puts the "mad" in Madtown.

I think that's what was messing me up.

Yes!

Thanks for the tip, Mr. C.

That's what I'm here for.

[droning]

[kids exclaiming]

Skatopia, I've heard of these.

They're, like, everywhere.

Whoa, check it out.

Ocean Shores is getting one.

Look at all the monster courses.

Six First-Aid stations.

Can you believe it?

Kind of cheesy.

Although this hill course looks pretty rad.

Skatopia.

You gotta admit, it's pretty impressive.

Well, not so impressive.

CONROY: Ah, look around, man.

I just hope kids will still come to Madtown.

Of course they will.

We know we're always going to come.

Right, guys?

Yeah, Madtown is like our home.

No lame-o Skatopia can change that.

ALL: Woogity, woogity, woogity!

[all laughing]

Hey, bro, come here a sec.

You're Otto Rocket, right?

I've seen you at Madtown.

So, you've checked out my mondo moves, eh?

Indeed, bro, which is why I'm giving you these.

They get you into Skatopia

for the entire week before it opens.

Bring your friends.

Just the cool ones.

[slurping]

What was that all about?

Some dork who thought he knew me.

[construction equipment rumbling]

There you go, little man.

Now you're ready to tear up the course.

Uh, I think I'm going home.

Tito's breakfast burrito is k*lling me.

You should have stuck

with the chili burger, man--

the only breakfast snack.

Now, now, there's no points

for hanging around sick.

You go on home and rest.

Man, Madtown ain't going nowhere.

Thanks, Conroy.

Oh, man, I must be dreaming.

[electronic humming]

MECHANICAL VOICE: I'm Skateboard Sean.

Welcome to Skatopia, dudes.

Let's-rip-it-up.

Let's-rip-it-up.

[music playing]

SEAN: ♪ Let's-rip-it-up

[haltingly]: ♪ Let's rip it up, let's...

♪ Let's rip it up

♪ Let's... let's rip it up, let's rip it up ♪

[Sean's voice sampled and played at high speed]

♪ Let's rip it up, up, up...

Man, I hope Otto's feeling better.

Oh, I think he's feeling better all right.

Way to go, Otto.

Aw...

What?

I took a bus ride just to see you guys.

Don't forget your Skatopia gear!

Wait a minute, it's not what it looks like.

I had to try it out because...

because I wanted to see how bogus it was.

And I suppose the freebies are for Conroy, too?

Whoa, Skatopia sweat shields?

Squid!

Oh, sorry.

You're lucky Conroy's not seeing this.

Sorry, guys.

Here.

Allof it.

Now, tomorrow we're going to help Conroy paint

to give Madtown a cool new look.

Chill, I'm there.

So, how was it?

Totally, totally awesome.

Are you sure

we should be doing this?

Dude, Conroy's your bud, right?

Right.

And your buds want you

to have a good time, right?

Otherwise, they're not your buds.

Yeah!

So he'd be happy you're here.

And so is Sean.

Huh?

SEAN: We're going to have a totally awesome day.

Ready to shred?

Let's-rip-it-urp.

Let's-rip-it-up.

I can't believe Otto and Twist bailed.

I bet they went to Skatopia again.

No way, we woogied on it and everything.

Hello?

He already broke that, remember?

CONROY: Looking good.

Um, yeah, it really is.

Oh, uh, Otto and Twist went on a bike ride.

They'll be back soon.

Yeah, I'll catch you a little bit later then.

Yeah, I got to pass out all these extra waters

before I have to drink them all myself.

We better go find them and quick.

I just hope we're wrong.

Ooh, those bikes look familiar.

They aresobusted!

It's so huge.

We're going to have to split up.

If you find him, we'll meet

back here at the... giant skateboard kid.

Yo!

[screams]

I'm Skateboard Sean.

[hooting]

Skatopia's all-time!

Twister!

Otto!

We're never going to find them in this mob.

Bet you Otto Rocket couldn't resist this one.

Otto-Man!

Twist!

Reggie!

Well, since I'm already here.

[all grunt]

So here you are, you little traitors!

Traitors?

Look who's talking!

We were looking for you!

Looking for us and skating

at the same time.

Yeah!

Okay, so this place is cool, we get it.

The point is, it opens for real tomorrow.

Now what are we going to do about Conroy?

I'm not missing opening day.

No way!

SAM: Maybe...

we can come here first and then hit Madtown.

That way Conroy can't be mad at us.

Well... okay, count me in.

Cool!

Hey, what's with

the new pimple police?

How many times will you

be going around?

I don't know.

A gazillion to start.

The limit is two.

Have a good ride.

What?

Only two?

Determined by the crowd capacity.

It's in the brochure.

That's a rip!

Conroy would let us do a gazillion

and I can't even count that high.

Whoa, oh...!

Sign at the bottom

releasing Skatopia of all liability.

Did you see that?!

Whoo-hoo!

This is a warning for noise violation.

Huh?

[slurping]

Man, can you believe this?

Even the soda stinks.

This place is definitely

not Madtown, that's for sure.

Yeah.

This dorko place has so many rules

there's no way to bust a move anywhere.

At least at Madtown there's no lines

no stupid attendants, and no Skateboard Sean.

Yeah, just Conroy.

I guess we let him down big time.

Hey, but we can still make it up to him.

Where'd you learn to do that?

Just follow me.

Do you want to stay in line or do you want to skate?!

Come on.

Wel-come to Ska-topia.

Wel-come to Ska-topia.

Well, I guess I can take that ten-hour nap I always wanted.

[recliner squeaks]

[snoring]

[feedback, music starts playing]

First I better fix that sound system.

CONROY: Hey, what's everybody doing here?

It's Skatopia's opening day, don't you know.

Uh, we kind of were at Skatopia already.

Sorry.

It seemed like it was so cool.

TWISTER: But there's no place

cooler than Madtown, and that's because of you.

Yeah, we told everybody we could to come back.

You guys did all this for me?

I don't know what to say.

Nothing to say.

Except...

let's Madtown boogie!

[laughing]

Yay!

KIDS: Madtown rules!

CONROY: Woogity, woogity!

Snow skating is so rad!

And last time we came, I fully blistered a misty-flip.

A "misty-flip"?

That's an upside-down .

You're really getting the hang of those snow skates.

That reminds me of the time Imastered a new sport--

freestyle ski jumping.

"Freestyle ski jumping"?

No way.

Really?

The year was ...

All right everybody, give me some room.

[distant applause]

[cheering and applause]

Whoa...

Awesome.No way!

Yeah, Raymundo's pretty unbelievable sometimes.

RAY: All right, g*ng, we're here.

[kids hooting]

You know, bruddah, I kind of remember

your freestyle jump a little different.

Really, Tito?

Yeah, wasn't it more like, uh...

[screaming]

Hmm...

Then why did they put a medal around my neck?

That was a neck brace, bruddah.

Funny how two people can remember

the same event differently, huh?

[hooting]

Oh, yeah!

Settin' the standard!

rI got silly on that one.

SAM: Reg! Check out my mid-air velocity conversion!

Wait here, Dad.

I'm dropping in for the run.

All right, son, you go drop in.

Sweet...

Check this out, Sammy.

Watch out, frost heave!

[yells]

Why don'tyouwatch out!

It's my birthday.

It'smybirthday.

[both yell]

Get back... here comes Ralph!

Dude, that kid's got problems.

Look out below!

[yells]

Hey, man, what's your problem?!

No problems-- you stayed out of Ralph's way.

Everything's cool.

FATHER: Hey, son--

ready to carve some slopage?

[Ray whoops]

I think I'm getting the hang of these, Tito.

[laughs]

Check out the lamo show!

Hey, that's my dad

and it's his first time on snow skates

so back off!

Well, he's obviously got no skills.

For your information, bro, Raymundo has mad skill.

He's a freestyle skiing champ.

That guy?

Yeah, right.

My dad could b*at that guy

in freestyle any day.

Right, Dad?

Oh, yeah...

I'm down with that.

[chucrkling]

Right, son, right.

Any day?

Well, how does tomorrow sound?

Otto, chill for a second.

TITO: Hey there, cuzzes.

Making new friends?

Otto was just telling them about

how you're a freestyle champ, Raymundo.

Oh... well, yes.

The year was ...

All right then!

It's on, tomorrow, noon!

Be there!

Let's go, Dad.

Be where?

At the lodge for a freestyle face-off.

Yeah, you can cream that guy, right, Raymundo?

Well, yeah, I...

Of course.

Sweet, I can't wait till tomorrow.

Gee, Otto, do you think

you maybe should haveaskedRaymundo

if he wanted to be in a freestyle face-off?

What are you talking about, Reg?

Remember his story?

He'll take this hands down.

Looks like Otto bit off a little more coconut

thanyoucan chew, eh, bruddah?

Ah, come on, Tito

I haven't launched a ramp in a while

but how hard can it be?

[yells]

Whoa!

REGGIE: Don't you think it's weird

that Raymundo's never said anything before

about being a pro freestyler?

He doesn't like to brag.

[laughs]

With you to brag for him

he doesn't need to!

Hey!

You don't think Raymundo can b*at that guy, Reg?

I'm not saying that.

I just think his story might have been

a little exaggerated.

[yelling]

Man, did you guys see that awesome board slide

I almost went for?

And it sure wouldn't be the first time

this group exaggerated a story.

Okay, Tito, so pay attention to my form

and we'll go over the jump after I land.

Uh, right, bruddah... after you "land."

[grunts]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[people yelling]

RAY: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Maybe we should start on something smaller.

[laughs]

[weakly]: You think they have anything smaller?

Easy, Tito, that's practically a mountain.

[grunts]

That was good, bruddah.

What are you doing, Raymundo?

Oh, just, um...

resting up for the big jump tomorrow.

Your dad's so going to eat my dad's snow!

They only thing Raymundo's going to eat

is an in-your-face, freestyle-skiing champ sandwich!

Well, sounds like there's going to be

plenty to eat for everyone.

[laughs]

Uh, but seriously, take it from Ralph, Sr.

maybe you should just give up, old man.

Old man?!

Wait a minute...

No one calls my dad an old man.

Breathe, Otto-- throw it into neutral.

All right, chump

loser's kid is skiing the rest of the day

with snow down his pants!

You down?

That's cool with me.

I just hope you like sporting frosty shorts.

Let's go, Dad.

Snow-filled shorts?

Boy, Otto, come to think of it

I've never really seen Raymundo freestyle before.

None of us have.

And why was he resting

with his face in the snow?

I guess I did remember that story differently.

I hope the kids aren't too disappointed when I back out.

OTTO: I can't believe you guys

don't think Raymundo can do it.

There'snoway he'll let us down.

Tomorrow is going to be rad!

You'll see.

I can't back down now, Tito.

I'm just going to have to try

and hope for the best.

I wish the ancient Hawaiians had a saying

about freestyle skiing, bruddah.

You ready to bust some phat air, Dad?

Sure am!

[echoing]

Here they come.

Oh, good.

See, Dad, I told you they'd be here.

Oh... you were right, son.

Right, right, right.

Are you sure you want to

go through with this, Raymundo?

Of course he's sure!

Yeah, I'm sure, Reggie.

[chucks]

Well, Raymundo, age before beauty.

[laughs]

[gulps]

[screams]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[yelling]

[screaming]

ALL: Oh!

Ooh...

That guy's insane!

Look, Ralph, I've never done this before

and there's no way I'm going to do it now!

Peace out!

That means we won!

Raymundo did it.

[cheering]

You're... you're lucky my dad's never done this before

otherwise he would have iced you guys!

Speaking of iced...

[chuckling evilly]

[Ray muttering]

Careful, careful.

I guess there's no more hiding the truth.

You did it, Raymundo, we won!

Ralph, Sr. gave up.

he's never done this before.

Yeah, he never... did this before.

You are the raddest, Raymundo.

Yeah!

[kids agreeing]

I can't believe that Ralph kid

got his dad into a freestyle jump-off

and he had never launched before.

I guess Ralph is pretty uncool, huh?

Well, Otto, his dad

should have told him the truth.

It would have been pretty dumb

for Ralph, Sr. to have gone through with the jump.

Pretty dumb... but pretty awesome.

Come on, Raymundo.

I'll show you how to drop in.

[laughs]

Drop in?!

Hasn't Raymundo already dropped

enough times for one trip?

[cackles]

What? It's funny.

[Tito continues laughing]

MECHANICAL VOICE: Let's-rip-it-up.