01x13 - Swoop

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NARRATOR:

The w*r between the Autobots

and the Decepticons rages on

as they struggle to retrieve

the prized Mini-Cons.

The side who wins is the side

that collects the most.

And if the Decepticons

prove victorious,

then Megatron and his corrupt

Mini-Cons control the universe.

The Earth's only chance

for a peaceful cosmos

is for Optimus Prime

and the Autobots

to destroy their enemy.

Now get ready

for a new battle.

♪ Transformers ♪

( helicopter blades whirring )

MEGATRON:

Have you found it yet?

CYCLONUS:

No. Not yet, sir.

MEGATRON:

Are you even looking?

What have you been doing

out there?

I ordered you to search

the area, and I meant it.

I'm certain the Autobots base

is out there somewhere.

Of course, sir.

Aw, what's the big deal?

If I find it,

I'm just gonna blast it

to pieces anyway.

What? Cyclonus

has been out there all day,

and he still hasn't found

their base?

He'll find it or else.

It was Sonar

who detected the Autobots

in that area, Demolisher.

( beeping )

You mean you can understand

the Mini-Con's language?

Of course I can.

You mean

you don't understand them yet?

Uh...

Uh, sure. Sure I can.

( grunts )

I bet he's lying.

( beeping )



Huh?

CYCLONUS:

Hey, I've detected a signal.

Lock on to these coordinates,

Starscream.

Ugh. I've got it.

I have secured the coordinates

of their base, Megatron.

Now I've got you,

Optimus Prime.

( snickering )

( dramatic theme playing )

♪ Transformers ♪

( Transformers theme playing )

( slow theme playing )

BILLY:

You mean this place

has been here the whole time?

FRED:

Yeah, that's kind of hard

to believe.

It's totally awesome,

isn't it?

But it's nothing

compared to what's inside.

Huh? What do you mean?

I'm really not a big fan

of surprises, you guys.

Whoa, chill out.

You haven't seen the inside

of the base yet.

So, what are we waiting for?

BOTH:

Huh?

Hey, look, the Autobots shut off

the force field.

Follow me, guys.



BILLY & FRED: Okay.

Well, what do you know.

Carlos is a tour guide now.

( chuckles )

( alarm blaring )



BOTH: Huh?

FRED:

Look at all the pretty lights

and buttons.

BILLY:

It's some kind

of high-tech gizmo.

What's going on?

I think we'd better get

to the command center right now.

I don't think you should be

playing with that, Billy.

Would you butt out, Fred?

Hey.

Where'd everybody go?

That's weird.

Hey, you guys!

We're ready for the rest

of the tour now.

What should we do?

We go exploring on our own,

of course. Ha!

Yeah, sure.

But I hope you know

I have a phobia to getting lost.

BILLY:

As if that's gonna happen.

FRED:

I don't know, Billy.

You've got a real knack

for getting lost, remember?

What are you talking about,

Fred?

( beeping )

RAD:

What's going on, Optimus?

A warp gate has opened

inside the base.

RAD: Huh?



( Jolt beeping )

So, what does that mean?

Well, Alexis, I think

he means we've got company.

( beeping )

So this is the Autobot base.

They could use a better security

system, don't you think?

There's no time for

your mindless jokes, Cyclonus.

Get to work.



Hmph. Yeah, I know.

It's time to go, Sonar.

Find those Mini-Cons

so I can create the Star Saber.

( beeping )

SMOKESCREEN:

How did they find out

where our base is?

Hmm.

OPTIMUS:

Red Alert. Initiate

the internal defense system.

Yes, sir.

CARLOS:

Whoa! That's slamming!

So when did you put that in?

That? It's just a little

invention of mine.

You know, in case we run

into an emergency.

You see, Fred,

this place has everything.

Huh? Billy? Fred?

Huh? Hey, guys?

Where is everyone?

Oh, great. They're lost.

FRED:

Where are we, Billy?

Hey, you got me.

You see,

it's happening again.

We're lost, I'm hungry

and I wanna go home.

Why does this always

happen to us?

( Billy groans )

Go on, say it.

Uh...

Okay, I don't have any idea

where we are.

I knew you'd say that.

At least things can't get

any worse than this, I guess.

( rumbling )



( both gasp )

BILLY:

It's--It's Megafrog!

What's going on?



( screaming )

( suspenseful theme playing )

( Billy & Fred whimpering )

MEGATRON:

Have you located it, Sonar?

Hmm.

Huh?

( grunting )

Aw, yeah!

Blast those Decepticons!

( Alexis gasps )



Huh? Hey, what's wrong, Alexis?

ALEXIS:

Sureshock, zoom in on that

quadrant over there. Hurry.

( Sureshock buzzing )

RAD:

Oh, no! It's Billy and Fred!

What? Cease fire!

Hey, what's up?

They're out of a*mo?

Lasers don't run out

of a*mo.

Ah, yes, a system malfunction,

no doubt.

Move out!

( footsteps thudding )

It's a lucky thing

they didn't see us down here.

Let's beat it,

while we still can.

Yeah.

SMOKESCREEN:

Optimus, they know where we are.

They're heading

for the command center.

All right, get ready.

Here they come,

and they want a fight.

No. Look, Hot Shot.

It's not us they're after.

Do you see that Mini-Con?

You mean it's tracking

its own kind?

That's what it has to be.

That's why they're here.

They found us, by simply

tracking our Mini-Con's trail.

SMOKESCREEN:

What's your battle plan,

Optimus?

( Optimus groans )

OPTIMUS:

I'm working on it.

HOT SHOT:

Oh, great. I can't just sit here

and wait for them

to steal our Mini-Cons.

You watch.

I'll show them what it means

to break into our base.

Hot Shot!

Rad, you kids stay here

and sit tight.

( dramatic theme playing )

It's these Mini-Cons here

that the Decepticons are after.

And as long as I take them

with me,

they won't come

into this room.

Move out!

SMOKESCREEN & RED ALERT:

Yes, sir!

Huh?

So, Rad,

what are you guys doing?

Uh, we're lending a hand.



Huh?

ALEXIS:

I've figured out which way

Billy and Fred are headed.

That's cool.

Maybe we can save them, huh?

Yeah.

( suspenseful theme playing )

( beeping )

DEMOLISHER:

What did Sonar say, Megatron?

He said the Mini-Cons

have moved.

They're scared,

and they decided to run for it.

What a shame.

HOT SHOT:

Man, that laugh of yours

is really annoying.

Huh?

HOT SHOT:

We take trespassing

very seriously around here,

so I suggest

you all better leave right now.

Try and make us, if you dare.

Hey, it's a tough job,

but somebody's gotta do it. Heh.

You've got some nerve!

Try and download this!

Full attack mode!

Ugh! Huh?

There must be a mixup

in your matrix

if you think

you can attack me on your own.

( Hot shot grunting

and Megatron guffawing )

OPTIMUS: Hot Shot!



( grunts )

( grunts )

Hmm.



MEGATRON: There it is.

Tell me, Optimus,

do you have the Mini-Cons?

Now, Smokescreen.

Right.

I believe you have

something I want.

Huh?

( grunting )

DEMOLISHER: I can't see a thing!



CYCLONUS: We gotta blast them!

DEMOLISHER:

Don't sh**t me! sh**t them!

MEGATRON:

Hold your fire!

You're firing on us, Cyclonus!

Hey, you okay, Hot Shot?

Yeah.

RED ALERT:

In here! Quick!

HOT SHOT:

Sorry, this is all my fault.

OPTIMUS:

It's all right, Hot Shot.

DEMOLISHER:

Megatron,

I think they went that way!

MEGATRON:

Then go after them!

DEMOLISHER:

Yes, sir! Oh!

It's closing!

( grunting )

OPTIMUS:

Hot Shot, I want you

to take the Mini-Cons

and hide them. Understand?

What?



I have a plan.

Red Alert! Smokescreen!

SMOKESCREEN & RED ALERT:

Yes, sir.

( grunting )

MEGATRON:

Out of my way!

DEMOLISHER:

Great idea, Megatron!

STARSCREAM:

Give me a break, Demolisher.

You mean you didn't even think

of blasting the door?

I guess your weapons

are just for show.

DEMOLISHER: What?



Silence!

( engine revving )

CYCLONUS:

Hey! Look over there!

He's getting away!

Ha-ha-ha! I got him!

Transform!

( groans )

I can't transform

in this place.

Let me handle this.

I'll show you how it's done.

What?

( upbeat theme playing )

( tires screeching )

Huh?

It's a trap!

So, what do we do now?

STARSCREAM:

We blast our way through.

CYCLONUS:

I'll cut them off

on the other side.

Okay, stand back!

( grunting )

Go on! Try it again!

( thinking ):

While those two are busy,

I'm gonna go grab

those Mini-Cons for myself.

( thinking ):

Why do I have to do

all this work?

( grunts )

No!

What's going on?

No! What is this?

( grunting )

( grunts )

♪ Transformers ♪

( Transformers theme playing )

♪ Transformers ♪

( grunts )

( dramatic theme playing )

( grunting )

You give me that Mini-Con!

( grunting )

Huh?

( grunts )

What kind of trick is this?

( grunting )

Argh. Show yourself.

Ha! You can't escape! Hmm?

That Mini-Con is mine, bot!

( grunting )

( groaning )

Transform!

( grunting )

( suspenseful theme playing )

( grunting )

Curses, you Autobots!

( groans )

It's too bad

this is just a fake.

( clanging )

Those bad guys

won't come back, will they?

I hope not.

( metal clanks )



( both gasp )

Ha! Here they come!

Please don't let them

take me away!

RAD:

What are you guys talking about?

FRED: Huh? Carlos?



( chuckling )

Hey, sorry we left you guys

behind. You all right?

Yeah, we're fine,

but don't ever leave us alone

again like that, all right?

Hey, I told you,

if you hang around with us,

you're guaranteed

a few surprises.

But you've gotta stick with us

from now on, okay?

I think

we should get out of here.

You're right, Rad.

There could be trouble

right around the corner.

( Cyclonus laughing )



ALL: Huh?

This must be my lucky day.

Truer words

have never been spoken,

my little humanoid friend.

Now come here.

Megatron wants to see you.

Cyclo-butt?

That's Cyclona-puss.

It's Cyclonus!

FRED:

Thanks for clearing that up,

mister.

You have a nice day.



( all whimpering )

Ha, ha. If I capture

this bunch of brats,

I can trade them

for the Mini-Cons.

Ooh, this is working out

perfectly.

( dramatic theme playing )

RAD:

Hurry, everybody!

Find a place to hide!

( grunts )

( grunting )

( guffawing )

Now it's time to play.

Come out, come out

wherever you are.

No use hiding from me,

children.

My sensors can detect

the heat from your bodies.

Or maybe you wanna play

Hide and Go Squish.

Huh? Huh?

I gotcha.

Huh?

( grunting )

Huh?

Huh? What is that thing?

That's strange.

I feel kind of funny,

like I'm going to pieces

or something.

( Cyclonus guffawing )

( Cyclonus screaming )

FRED: You got him!



BILLY: Way to go!

He got sucked

into the warp gate.

But where in the world

did he go?

Some place where he can cool off

for a while.

Transform!

MEGATRON:

There's nowhere left

for you to run.

HOT SHOT:

Ha! What makes you think

I was running from you?

OPTIMUS:

Megatron, once again your greed

has clouded your judgment.

Huh? What?

This is some kind of trap.

Time for a system crash!

( grunting )

All right!

( grunting )

It's all over, Megatron.

Surrender your Mini-Cons

and leave here immediately.

( grunting )

I don't give up that easily.

I'll destroy this base

and you as well.

( grunting continues )

( suspenseful theme playing )

Aah!



Yes, this is more like it!

I'm going to pixilate

every one of you Autobots.

He's out of control.

Now you will do as I say.

Hand over

all of your Mini-Cons to me.

Or I'll have no choice

but to reformat

your friend's memory bank.

HOT SHOT:

You won't get anything from me!

Hot Shot!

MEGATRON:

Then I'll have to execute

your program.

I know you Autobots are loyal

to one another,

but this is ridiculous.

Sonar, it's time.

Wake up the other Mini-Cons.

( Sonar beeping )

( upbeat theme playing )

That's it.

At last,

the Star Saber is mine!

( laughing )

( grunting )

( grunts )

( suspenseful theme playing )

( clanging )

( grunts )

Give that back.

It belongs to me, Megatron,

soon to be the most powerful

Transformer in the universe.

Good work, Hot Shot.

Get him!

Leader One, powerlink!

Attack! Destroy them!

( both grunt )

( laughing )

You are going down,

Megatron.

You're only fooling

yourself.

You don't have the skill

to handle the Star Saber.

Oh, you wanna bet?

You can't beat me.

But if you join with me, I'll

show you what real power is.

No way.



All you have to do

is give me the Star Saber.

For the last time,

access denied!

( grunting )

( panting )

He's so powerful.

Must resist.

CARLOS: Hot Shot!



Huh?

FRED: Blast him, Hotshot!



ALEXIS: You can beat him!

HOT SHOT:

Thanks, guys.

Focus on the power

of the Mini-Cons,

then powerlink

with the Star Saber!

( thinking ):

Huh? Concentrate

on the Mini-Cons?

Don't tell me

you're actually going to listen

to those pathetic humans?

( grunting )

Drop the Star Saber,

or I will make you pay.

( grunts )

You had your chance!

Curse him!

( suspenseful theme playing )

I've got the hang

of this now!

He's controlling the sword

on his own, but how?

Huh?

( grunting )

( grunting )

( Hot shot grunting )

Your luck will run out soon,

Autobot!

( grunting )

Just you wait.

I shall return.

Withdraw!

Where am I?

( sighing )

That was intense.

( slow theme playing )

Hot Shot.

Optimus, are you going

to be all right, sir?

Yes.

It's nothing serious.

Oh, man, that sword

is really powerful.

I'll say. I bet it can cut

through almost anything.

FRED:

Megatroy looked really upset

when his horn got cut off.

CARLOS:

It's Megatron.

Megatron, okay? You got it?

FRED:

Huh? It is?

( all laughing )

OPTIMUS:

Good work, Hot Shot.

I'm putting you in charge

of the Star Saber.

Yes, sir.

( slow theme playing )

( sighs ):

Thank you.

ALEXIS:

You rock.

RAD:

Congratulations. Good going.

As long as I have

the Star Saber,

I promise to use it for peace

and justice in the universe.

RAD:

And that's how the Star Saber,

the most powerful sword

ever created,

fell into the hands

of one very proud Autobot.

( dramatic theme playing )

In all my days,

I have never been so humiliated

by such an annoying Autobot.

Mark my words,

I will have my revenge.

Somewhere, somehow,

I will make them all wish

that we had never

crossed paths again.

( Megatron grunting )

( screaming )

( dramatic theme playing )

♪ Transformers ♪

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♪ Transformers ♪