- Mom, have you seen my hat?
I'm running late.
- Did you
check your closet,
far left, upper shelf?
- How do you know where
everything is?
- The real question is,
how did you lose such
a ridiculous hat?
- Ridiculous.
Wait till you hear how
much they pay me.
- When you work until?
- 11.
They close.
- Well, do not wake me up, okay?
Should have packed weeks ago.
- Oh, come on.
Who's gonna fold my socks
in those weird little
origami shapes?
- Well, you
know I can't sleep
unless you're sleeping too.
- Perfect.
It'll be the OG duo getting
your baby ready for West Fern.
- All right, baby, well,
be ready 5:00 AM sharp.
- All right, have to go.
I need this last paycheck.
Love you.
- All right,
here we go, cuddle again.
Meat Sleeves.
Yeah.
There we go.
- All right, can we get a Meat
Sleeve between Portia and I?
Oh, social media team
will love this.
Here we go.
Right between us.
Oh, that's so good.
There you go.
That is great.
- What are you doing?
- Oh, TikTok team's gonna
animate the Meat Sleeve,
you know, make it twerk.
Woo, woo, woo.
Or say who got the juice?
- You're so silly.
- No, not that, this party.
- Oh, well, it's a big day,
tomorrow my daughter
goes to West Fern,
the same elite institution where
I invented the Meat Sleeve.
Huh?
The only freezer snack to melt
roast beef inside tortillas.
- Oh, so smart.
- Okay, but when you
throw a party for someone,
you usually tell them,
or at least invite them.
- I just figured you'd
hear the music.
You know, it's a surprise.
And our partners
from China in town,
and we needed something
to welcome them so.
- Oh, wait.
- That is great.
- I was practicing.
- Yeah, that is great, Portia.
And definitely not
r*cist at all.
So first you make me
go to West Fern
and then you throw me a party,
but it's actually just
an excuse for you
to kiss up to your
foreign investors.
- No, no way.
Look, this is all for you.
- Clear.
- Obviously.
- Bell, come on.
I couldn't be more proud
of you, sweetie.
- No, you're proud of yourself
for having a daughter
at West Fern.
I should not have even
gotten in with my grades.
- Wait, we talked about this,
the board took our philanthropy
under consideration.
- What philanthropy?
Giving NFTs to Orphans
isn't charity.
- How was I supposed to know
they didn't have smartphones?
Look, we both agreed that
the board of directors
would look favorably
upon West Fern
and then one day the Meat
Sleeve empire would be yours.
- Agreed?
We agreed?
I, I've gone along with
your plan for this long
because well, I'm a
rather apathetic person
and I have a brand to protect
and I've never had a choice.
Let's not pretend I chose
West Fern, this party,
or really anything to
do with my future.
- Oh, honey, come on.
- You should go back
to your party
because Portia's birthday
is in a few weeks
and she's gonna turn 26
and then she'll be
too old for you.
Right, Leo?
- Bell.
Yeah.
- I want my money.
- Calm down, okay?
- Right now.
- Everything's under
control right.
- Right now.
- Is it easier to clean
knowing it's your last day?
- Honestly?
Yes, I'm sorry.
- It makes sense that
you're leaving me
to die in the Titanic.
- Ooh, the ironies
not lost on me.
- And of all places
you're going to West Fern,
I mean that schools for
actual geniuses.
Meanwhile, I will still
be here in this hell hole
serving entrees that are
as tasteless as the decor.
Do you know how lucky you are?
- Lucky?
I worked two part-time jobs.
Three, if you count,
tutoring a football player
who thought Joe Rogan
was in Senate.
I spent weekends training
for cross country,
a sport I picked
because it's literally running
away from your hometown.
And in the process,
I ditched any semblance
of a social life
just to pad my college
application.
God, I had to take
my cousin to prom.
- What a sweetie.
- I don't need your pity.
Even after all that,
with two scholarships
and a state grant,
I'll be paying off loans
till my mid 70's.
But I'm 1% closer to running
a Fortune 500 company.
A dream I'm already
statistically
not likely to achieve
because I'm a woman.
But yes, I'm very lucky.
- Speaking of Fortune 500,
isn't Annabella French
going to West Fern?
- Yeah, she's the
only other person
from my school who got in.
- Do you know her?
- No.
I don't think she's spoken
to me in four years.
- Her dad is the guy who
paid a hundred million
to be the first civilian
in a fart in space, right?
- Yeah.
- That's cool.
Well maybe you and the
nepo baby will hit it off.
- Come on, she's gotten
everything
she's wanted since birth.
And I'm stuck with my
uncle's 2002 laptop
that has a virus
called Halle Berry
"Swordfish" Scene Dot Vid.
We have nothing in common.
I was valedictorian.
Annabella claimed she
had a learning disability
so she could take tests
at Dave & Busters.
I won best dressed, Annabella
went through a juggalo phase.
I sang "Rolling in the
Deep" for the talent show.
Annabella recited
original poetry
that just ended up being
Jaden Smith Tweets.
- How can mirrors be real
if our eyes aren't real?
- I've never even eaten
the Meat Sleeve.
- Her Instagram
is just a bunch of pictures
of smiling dogs.
- Yeah, she's a troll.
- Okay, well it's better than
not having an account at all.
- I told you future employers
look at your social media.
So I hope that beer pong pic
from sophomore year
was worth it.
- You know, I don't know why
Annabella never talked to you.
I mean, you seem like
so much fun.
- You're gonna need new
shelving for these books.
I'll order it.
- No, you don't need to
spend any more money.
I'm fine.
- Honey, I picked up
overtime just for this.
Now listen, you are the
family's first college student
and I need you to be as
comfortable as possible.
- I'm so sorry.
- Don't be.
These were a gift for
my dad's girlfriend
and I hated them, so thank you.
- Well, what in the
world was that?
- Annabella French.
She lives on my floor.
- Queen Meat Sleeves?
- Yeah.
- That's good, right?
You got a friend nearby friend.
- Friend?
No.
She's such a-
- Raury Sanders, college is
a fresh start for everyone.
Do you know how nice it would be
if you just march
right over there
and ask her if she
needs anything?
You are right next
door, young lady.
- No way.
I don't even know her at all.
- Well, you never know
when you might make
a lifelong friend.
- Everyone stay calm.
We have a lot of clean
drinking water for now.
I know how to survive.
I was at Fyre Fest.
Stay calm!
It's gonna be fine!
- Whoa, whoa, oh
wow, yeah, yeah,
so that was exciting.
- Yeah, I heard the fire alarm
gets pulled like once a week.
- Please tell me that you were
run for the exit every time.
You never know there might
be a real fire.
- Yes, Mom, I promise I will
run when there's a real fire.
The FBI deals with pulled
fire alarms?
- Yeah, well maybe they've
had enough.
- Oh good.
I need my sleep because this
week I'm finding a new job.
I'm betting lots of businesses
hirer around the school year.
- I know how hard you work.
I wish I could have
made it easier for you.
- Honestly, I wouldn't
trade my life
for all the money in the world.
I love you and I've always
known how much you love me.
- All right, all right,
all right.
Well it's not like I'm
not gonna call you
every five minutes.
You deserve this.
- Jello.
Oh, sorry, I didn't
mean to scare you.
I say jello instead of hello.
It's my little joke.
I never would've done it if
I knew it would scare you.
- No, it's fine.
I'm just not used to
the silence yet.
- Soon the
sounds of college
will ring loudly through
the halls.
Enjoy the quiet while you can.
Are you getting service here?
- It's spotty.
- Yeah, things have been
buggy since the outage.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.
I skipped a whole step here.
I'm the floor's RA.
My name is Perry Gomez,
but everyone calls me Eggs.
- Eggs?
- Yeah, it's a long story.
Actually, it's not,
it's super short.
People think I smell like eggs.
It's probably a genetic
thing or diet.
I've embraced it.
I'm a survivor.
I'm gonna make it.
I will survive.
Keep on surviving.
- Good for you.
Yeah.
- Yeah, thank you.
So I'm just here for
a little head count.
A little late because of
that old fire alarm thing.
Ugh.
I suspect the girl with the
side pony in room 223 pulled it.
Side ponies are shady as hell.
- Uh, uh, so do you need
anything from me or?
- Nope.
Just a big smile for your
first day of college tomorrow.
Let me see it.
All the way.
Teeth.
There it is.
My work here is done.
Well if you need anything
or have any questions,
I'm right at the
end of the hall.
Just yell Eggs and
I'll scramble.
Get it?
- Yeah.
- It's an egg pun.
- Yeah.
- Oh, and the cafeteria's
open till 11:00 PM
if you need a little
late night snack.
I don't know I winked,
that made it weird.
Okay, sleep well, Annabella.
- Thanks.
- That rhymes.
- How long has that been out?
- I don't know.
It's my first day.
- Oh.
I think something in the
salad just moved.
- Yeah.
- Are you guys also too
excited to sleep?
- No, I just took an Ambien,
I'm waiting for it to kick in.
- And I work here.
- Oh, just, just kicked in.
- Hey, um, do you think
you could help me
k*ll whatever's in the salad?
- Yeah, why not?
- Perfect, I'll get the Kn*fe.
Stay right there.
Psst, hey, it's the food guy.
I got you a seat, come on.
- I'll just go over there.
- My name's
Arnold, by the way.
- Hey everybody.
Welcome class of 2027.
- That's us.
- I am Dean Cain and okay,
let's just get all the
laughing out right now.
My first name's really Steven,
so although I am a Dean
Cain here at work,
I am not a Superman yet.
Not yet.
And no, I can't set any of
you up with Terry Hatcher,
so don't even ask.
Forget about it.
See "The Sopranos"?
Forget about it.
All right, with tat
out of the way,
I know we all had a
very exciting start
with the power outage yesterday,
which I am told was a thwarted
foreign computer hack.
That's just like the 1994
Sandra Bullock movie,
"The Net" where she was
att*cked by the internet.
It's not a bad little thriller.
It's a little dated
now, you know.
Strangely, it has Dennis
Miller in it.
What's he doing there?
Dennis Miller.
But I'm here to bring some
energy back to this campus
and I'm going to say West Fern
is ready for the future
of our country.
We are all still waiting though,
to get fully back on line,
so please excuse the delay
and just hang with us.
We're gonna work this
thing out together.
Before we leave you though,
just on a personal note,
I just want you to treat
this day with the respect
and solemnity that it deserves
because this is the first
day of the rest of your,
excuse me.
The first day of the
rest.
The first day of the
rest of your lives.
- So we're like friends
now, right?
- Uh, I think there's a
problem with my schedule.
- I know mine too.
8:00 AM on Fridays, they
want me to die?
- No, I mean like, this
isn't my schedule.
I didn't sign up for any
of these classes.
- Oh yeah, look, there's
just a bunch of numbers
where your name should be.
- I'm gonna go find the dean.
- Annabella French.
- Oh, excuse me.
- Oh, and how can I help you?
- Um, it seems that I maybe
got the wrong schedule.
- Alrighty, well, let's
just take a look here.
Okay.
I know that we're still
fixing the hack,
but I was told that everything
was correct and double checked.
- I can promise you
that's not right.
I mean, there's not
even a name on it.
- Oh yeah, that does look weird.
Okay, so why don't you email
my office with your student ID?
I will personally make sure
that this thing gets fixed.
I'm told that we will have
our email back up and running
in five working days.
- Five days?
- Uh-huh.
- No way, it's the first
week of classes.
What am I supposed to do?
- Well, first of all,
please stop yelling.
Just calm down.
It's been a really busy
first week.
And you know, the computer
hacks and all that stuff,
it's really hard.
Also, we're pretty lazy,
so we will get to it.
You have my word,
which has been very strong
since I stopped drinking.
- Hey, honey.
- Have you brutally m*rder*d
any endangered species yet?
- No, Bell.
We're still on the flight
to Mozambique.
That happened once and
honestly who even need rhinos?
Huh?
I wanted to talk to
you real quick
because I spoke with
Dean Cain this morning
and he assured me that your
schedule is, how do I put this?
Catered to your needs.
- Catered to my needs.
- Yes.
You know, with your
strengths in mind.
We have done a lot
for this school.
I don't wanna say that they
owe me, but they owe me.
- Right.
- Yeah, happy to do
it for you though.
Listen, I'm gonna get
some shuteye, okay?
We land in a few hours, but
you have a great first day.
- Okay.
- Jesus Christ, Amancio.
I said, no cleaning your
g*n on the jet.
- And what do I expect of you
beyond just your attention
in class?
I expect your passion.
Each one of you has
already proven
you're among the top 5% of
West Fern's freshman class,
but brains will only
get you so far.
Only the strong will survive.
And so I ask, how many of you
will I be seeing at the
optional group discussion
at the end of the day?
Okay.
- A lot of people think
Donkey Kong.
They're wrong.
You pick Yoshi.
Everyone knows that
at this point.
It's easier to move around when
you're a smaller character.
Whether you're Toadstool.
- What might we use to
solve something like this?
How about you, miss,
you wanna take a sh*t?
- Me?
- Yes, you.
What would you use to
solve a problem like this?
- To solve it?
- Yes, that would be the goal
in advanced physics class.
- Advanced physics, right?
Okay, so do all problems really
need to be solved though?
I mean, it's always a
letdown, you know?
Don't let it ruin what
you've got going.
It's like Jared Leto
making music.
- Okay, my young philosopher,
let's get to the answer.
- Um, the, the chain rule.
- Chain rule.
That is a good guess.
Even if it is just the words
written on the board
behind me here.
You know, in the future
it might be easier
just to admit you don't
know something.
Even if it is something
basic for an advanced class.
Does anyone else wanna
give it a sh*t?
- Hey!
My Greek myth professor
looks very much like a duck,
which is gonna make it
hard for me to focus
because I love ducks.
What's wrong?
- I'm in all these classes that
I can't even believe exist.
Next, I'm scheduled
for something
called Advanced Connect Four.
And I've had no bars all day,
I can't even email the school.
- Girl, you are way too
stressed out for day one.
Chill out and come with
me at the bookstore.
Come on.
Okay, last one.
Where do you think cinema is?
- I have to buy "Gone Girl".
What does that have to do
with the business degree?
- Listen, I mean, all
my classes seem normal.
I don't know what to tell you.
Oh, there it is.
- I don't even know why
I'm buying these books.
- You know, most people
would be thrilled
to be taking it easy, okay?
This is one of the hardest
schools in the country.
I honestly wish my classes
were a little easier.
- Well, I didn't come
to West Fern for this.
- Total is $220.56.
Are you paying with
student funds?
- I think I have enough.
I'm waiting on a check
from my old job.
- I can look it up.
- Oh.
- You have $35,000 available.
- What?
- $35,000?
- Uh, can't be.
- Says right here,
$35,000, Annabella French.
- Oh, that's a mistake.
That's not me.
- Sure does look like you.
- Whoa, rich girl.
- No, no, I went to school
with Annabella.
That's not right.
And my schedule's wrong.
Oh, wait a sec.
- I get it you're undercover
bossing me.
Very humble.
- Give me back the card.
Um, I have 40 bucks.
What will that get me?
- Um.
This one.
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, I don't know why
you hide that you're rich.
If I was rich, I would
literally tell everybody.
- I'm not Annabella French,
but it does all make sense now.
- Dollars and cents,
you're basically a Hadid.
What?
- Yeah, bye, bye.
- Hello.
- Jesus.
- Did you design this place
or did you just say Ikea
into the mirror three times
and everything just appeared.
- Give this to me.
- Oh.
- All right, Annabella
or whatever you want
to call yourself.
Kappa Tau Phi throwing
a house party tonight,
so I'll just leave
the address here.
See you at 10:00.
It's okay that you're rich.
- What have you done?
Is this some type of
prank the 1% pulls?
- Oh, I had nothing
to do with this.
I knew something was actually
wrong though
when all my professors
were actual doctors,
not like Dr. Oz doctors.
- Wait, what?
- They think I'm you.
And I'm pretty sure I
went to all your classes.
By the way, what is your major?
Solving the matrix?
- How do you know it was me?
- When they called me Raury
when I got kicked outta
the massage center.
- There's a massage center?
- Yeah, it's right next
to the boba place,
which is apparently another
spot that you cannot get into.
- Boba?
I love boba.
- Yeah, you and me both.
I hear they have fire
strawberry tea.
- Really?
Wait, get out of my room.
I'm emailing Dean Cain to
reverse whatever this is.
- It was probably the hack.
I mean, I bet we're not
the only mix up.
- Well, the only one
I care about.
Isn't this
something your dad can fix?
- Technically, yes.
- Then what are you waiting for?
This has to be the freaky
Friday for you.
I mean, you're one
of us normies now.
- Well, I was thinking,
what if we just waited out?
I mean, the internet is
all messed up anyway.
No one's gonna get your email.
Why don't we just have fun
with it for a few days?
- Oh, so you're an
insane person.
Good to know.
I'm just saying let's not do
anything about it right now
and then come next
Monday you're you again.
- That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
- Is it though?
I mean, you get to live
like a rich college student
experiencing what it's like
to have your last name
on a building.
Boba is just the start.
- And what do you get
out of all this?
- Honestly, I'm not sure.
But today was the first time
that people expected
more from me.
Actually, it was the first time
that anybody expected
anything from me
because nobody saw me
as Meat Sleeves's girl.
It was exhilarating
to be invisible.
- Invisible?
- Yeah.
- That's a very cool way
of describing me.
- Oh, come on, you
know what I meant?
- I do know what you meant.
And that's why you're
the last person on Earth,
I'd wanna trade places with.
I'm not pretending to be some
self-centered spoiled brat
just because it makes
you feel human.
- Do you have student loans?
- Oh, so now you're gonna
poor shame me?
- What if I paid your student
loans for the semester?
- What are you talking about?
- The entire semester
zero balance.
It's better than whatever job
you're gonna be shoehorning
into your schedule.
You'll be taking my stupid
classes, exploiting
my privilege.
You can use my student credit.
I'll give you my credit card.
Hell, you can even drive my car.
- For a week?
- One week.
Consider it an experiment.
- I mean, was anybody
suspicious today?
A teacher or anybody?
- No, not really.
- If we get busted, we'll
both be expelled
and I actually want to be here.
- Okay, then I will email
Dean Cain today,
that way when the internet
is back up,
it goes to the top of the list,
you have literally
nothing to lose.
- And then you pay for the loan?
- End of the week.
Direct deposit, or Venmo,
or Sephora gift cards.
Whatever you want.
Except you literally
cannot tell anyone.
No parents, no friends, no one.
That's technically cheating.
- Okay.
This is the stupidest thing
I've ever done in
my entire life.
- Wish I could say the same.
Can you believe this
was ever a thing?
In my defense it was the
first time that I was drunk.
- Do you have somewhere
else to be?
- First give me your phone.
I'll put my number in.
Okay, starting today you are
officially Annabella French,
sole heir to the Meat Sleeves's
kingdom and I am Raury,
God, what is your last name?
- Sanders.
- Oh, Raury Sanders.
- Look at you, girl.
- Hey.
- This party is just
getting started.
Let's stay for like 20
minutes and then leave.
- Arnold Krabble.
Ms. Annabella French.
- Thank you.
- So how are you rich anyways?
Old money, new money, Dogecoin?
- Uh, my dad owns Meat Sleeves.
- He owns Meat Sleeves?
I had six for lunch.
You're like American royalty.
- Oh, not really.
- What's your favorite flavor?
- Of Meat Sleeve?
- Yeah.
- Cheese.
- Cheese and what?
- Cheese and rice.
- Cheese and rice?
I don't know if I've
heard of that one before.
- Oh, it's, it's a test flavor.
- Holy sh*t, you get
unreleased Meat Sleeves.
You're like the Willy
Wonka of roast beef.
Mine's grape.
Two, please.
- Thank you.
- And just like that
we're besties,
which is actually great news
because I know everybody
we need to be friends with.
- Hmm.
- Yeah, I used to sneak into
these places all the time
when I was in high school.
You see that girl
in the green top?
- Mm-hmm.
- That's Lucy Peenobottom.
Her grandfather invented
the earplug.
- Earplug?
That's wild.
- Crazy rich.
And that girl she's talking
to, that's Fritzy Gats.
Her mom coined the
phrase #winetime.
- That's a thing?
- Yeah, and now every time
some basic bitch wears
it on a t-shirt,
she gets like four bucks.
She's also a flat-earther.
And that is Diana Clorox.
- Her parents own Clorox.
- Oh, they're pediatricians.
I think that's just a
common German name.
- Ooh.
- Hey.
- Whoa sh*t.
Where the, did you come from?
That's crazy.
Hey, listen, while you're here,
I'm trying to find Alyssa.
Y'all seen her?
- Sorry, I don't know Alyssa.
- Me neither, man.
- You don't?
You serious?
If you don't know
Alyssa, how are you here?
Yo, yo, yo, they don't
know Alyssa.
Are you guys cops?
- What?
- You look like cops.
You specifically look
like a narc.
- I'm not a narc.
- You'd legally have to
tell me that you are.
That's the law.
My dad's a lawyer, so I know.
He'll sue the sh*t outta you.
He wants sued Hawaiian Bread
for having too many carbs.
Took him to court.
- Please, excuse Griff.
He's been drinking
on an empty brain.
You know what?
I heard they're playing
flip cup inside.
- Bro, flip cup.
All right.
Later narcs.
- I'm sorry, that
guy's a d*ck wad.
My name's Brooks.
- Arnold Krabble.
Annabella French.
Meat Sleeves.
- You guys freshman?
- Is it that obvious?
- No, it's just, I'd
remember you.
Have you been here long?
- We just got here.
- Oh, well I hope you didn't
have to wait in line long,
school's got these really
strict rules,
so now we gotta throw
parties at our own houses.
- Are you Kappa Tau Pi?
- Yeah.
- Huh.
- And now we got these guest
lists regulated by the school.
- Really?
I mean, what would happen
if you caught someone
like sneaking in?
- Oh school suspends you
for like three months.
Oh no.
I can get you some water.
One of the few perks
of being in the frat
is I get to cut the line.
- Uh, yeah, she'd love that.
And can you get me another beer?
Oh, uh, do you have asthma?
'Cause I have an Adderall,
if that would help.
- Hi, Raury Sanders.
Okay, wow.
- Oh, hey.
Is everything cool?
- I've never been rejected
from a party before.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
I can ask Arnold to let you.
- Are you kidding me?
I don't wanna go to this sh*t.
Your name is already paying off.
- Great.
- I'm gonna go
get my dorm together.
Have fun.
Also definitely cover
your drink.
Bye, Annabella.
- Annabella.
Hey, Annabella, it's Eggs.
Annabella French.
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
Hey, hey, hey, hey you.
Might have to get those
ears checked.
Campus clinic's open 24 hours.
- Sorry, I'm
just in my head.
That's all.
- Sounds like a great
place to visit.
Get in loser, we're
going to class.
- What?
- Hop in, shotgun's all yours.
- It's fine.
I'm just gonna walk.
- Ms. French, I was
sent a cart request
from administration because
of your shin splints.
So let's get going.
- I don't have those.
I'm, I'm gonna walk.
- Come on, I'm already out
and I have to go there anyway.
And you're running late.
- Okay.
- All hands and feet inside
the vehicle.
Where we're going we don't
need roads or seat belts.
Hang on.
Wee!
So I'm not supposed
to say anything,
but the school told me
how important your dad is.
He's a pretty big deal.
- That's what I've been told.
- I'm a huge Meat Sleeves
fan and a marketing major.
So you know, a connection
like this
is what makes West Fern the
greatest school on the planet.
It's my resume.
My number's on there too.
You can call me whenever.
I'll bring the car to
you wherever you are.
Anytime, seriously.
You know what, actually,
let me just put my number
in your phone for you.
- Oh, I'm fine.
- No seriously.
Let me take it.
- Okay.
- Mush, mush, here
we go.
Precious cargo everyone.
That's you.
Okay.
Here's your stop.
Remember to leave me a four
star review.
I'm just kidding, there
are no reviews.
Bye.
- Hey, is this intro
to "Ice Age"?
- Yeah, yeah.
I love these movies.
Yeah, we're doing
the sequels next.
Can't wait.
- And the American
Meteorology Center agreed.
They found that the resulting
anomalies were most negative
in the Caspian Sea
and most positive
in the blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
More things you'll
never fully grasp.
I may as well be speaking
Armenian.
And now you're falling
asleep, Annabella.
You're falling
asleep.
What they discovered was
the greenhouse gas levels
continued to rise, reaching
an 800,000 year peak.
And in turn, radiative forcing
also hit record levels.
All of these measurements
are due exclusively
to human activity.
- More like corporate sabotage.
- Who said that?
Okay, great.
If you want to contribute,
I mean, you're more than
welcome to elaborate.
- I mean, for years we
were told to drive a Prius
and conserve water by
taking three minute showers.
But the damage done by
industrial pollution
and waste is so severe,
there's nothing any
of us could do
to stop the destruction
of the planet.
It's the inevitable
conclusion to capitalism.
- Fantastic.
That's great.
I feel like we're gonna
have a lot of fun
in this class this year.
Unfortunately, we're
out of time,
so please try to bring
this vibe back
when I see you all
again on Thursday.
Thank you.
- Hey, hey!
Hey.
Um you're Annabella
French, right?
- Uh, yeah.
Yes, it's, yes.
- I mean, we heard rumors
you were here,
but without a TikTok account,
we didn't know if we'd
ever find you.
- There's like no pictures
of you on the internet.
- I guess I like being
mysterious.
- Very Kristen Stewart of you.
- Well, uh, we are
hosting a freshman banquet
on Thursday night and we
would love for you to attend.
- We're Chi Thetas the
longest running
and most prestigious
sorority here at West Fern.
We went viral last year.
- Yeah, one of our junior girls
actually dressed up a sexy
Stone Cold for Halloween
and Barstool posted
a picture so.
- Cool.
- Great, we'll put you
down for Thursday night.
- Oh, oh, I'm not sure I can.
- Were you just talking
to Chi Thetas?
- I think so.
- Amazing.
Man, their
hair is so nice.
What are you doing right now?
- I have to go back and
buy those books.
- That's boring.
- Why, what are you doing?
- A funnel cake truck's
parked outside my dorm.
I was gonna get three of 'em
and watch public freakouts
on YouTube.
- That sounds wonderful.
You know what?
Get six and use my card.
I'll meet you after.
- Now this is college.
- This guy bothering you?
- Yeah, they
got turned off.
- They had all summer
to fix this thing.
What'd you want?
- Uh, the fruit snacks.
- Here you go.
- Wow, that's a pretty
great life hack.
- Socialism at its best.
I'm Russ by the way.
- Anna, and I'm Raury.
Raury Sanders.
- It's nice to meet
you, Raury Sanders.
- Mm-hmm.
- If you wind up wanting
a Three Musketeers,
I'll be right over there.
This thing took like $20
from me last semester
so I'm still on house money.
- Cool.
- Annabella, right?
- What?
- It's Brooks from the party.
- Oh, that's right.
Uh, hi.
Good to see you again.
- You on "Supermarket Sweep"?
- Oh no, I'm just buying
stuff for my whole family.
We're Mormon.
- That's very nice of you.
Oh, you know, I was
hoping I'd run into you.
Found out we have
a mutual friend.
- Really?
Who?
- Joey Green.
- Oh wow, Joey Green.
Yes, love him.
- Her.
- Her, her.
- Crazy what happened to her.
- The craziest, right?
- Yeah, when she called
me, I couldn't believe it.
- Same.
- Tragic.
- Yeah, I was shocked
to hear that she.
- Crashed her car.
- Crashed her car.
- Into a tree.
- Into a tree.
It's just, she loves trees.
- Are you going to the
Chi Theta banquet?
I heard you were going.
- Uh, I'm not really sure.
- Oh, please do.
Those things are the worst
and I thought maybe we could
hide from everyone together.
- That's very presumptuous
that you think I wanna
hide with you.
- You've been here
like two days,
you already have someone
else to hide with?
- Oh, college moves fast, dude.
- Wait, is he who you're
shopping for?
- Oh, he'll never know.
He's already hiding and
he's very good at it.
- All right.
I found the West Fern
crest you wanted.
Honestly, I didn't even
know we had these.
You're 18, right?
'Cause it comes with
real swords.
- Who is Joey Green?
- Joey Green sucks.
As a kid her family
used to vacation with us
at the same time in
Maui every summer
and one year she pooped
in the pool.
They had to spend five
days draining it.
Ruined the entire vacation.
Now she just posts
inspirational quotes every day
on Facebook about being Irish.
Why?
- This guy I meant he
says you both know her.
- Text me these things,
I'll answer fast.
- This this nice.
You do all these?
- Uh, yeah, it's a
hobby or whatever.
- Wow.
These are all actually
really good.
Why aren't you an art major?
- Because I'm next in line
to rule the Meat Sleeves's
kingdom.
You know that.
My future isn't up to me.
- Isn't that what
college is for?
To figure out your future.
- What do your parents do?
- Uh, well my dad d*ed
when I was little
and my mom is a security guard.
She actually worked one of
your dad's parties once.
She was pretty impressed.
- Yeah, he spares no expense
on parties, just on parenting.
So how's being me?
- I can't believe how
much free time you have.
I mean the fact that you
have the day off tomorrow
is like mind blowing.
- Yeah.
Coasting by doesn't
get enough credit.
- How about you?
- Jury is still out.
I have not understood a
thing in any of your classes,
but I'm trying so that's good.
- Wait, I have art
history tomorrow.
You'll love that.
- Art history?
Do you paint too?
- Uh, no, I haven't even
picked up a paintbrush before.
But I needed an elective.
I do watch Bob Ross to
go to sleep though.
- Well I don't
think you'll need Bob tonight
after all that shopping.
Oh, don't worry,
I like when anyone is
spending my dad's money.
- So I was wondering,
I might go to the Chi
Theta banquet tomorrow
and I need a dress.
Do you have anything
I could borrow?
- Wow, look at you, a
sorority function.
Not something the real
Annabella French would do,
but what do I know?
I'm just Raury Sanders.
Let's see.
Too conservative.
Too cheugy.
Too Grimes.
Wait, I like this.
What are you doing tonight?
- We don't even have fake IDs.
What are we doing here?
- Dive bars are easy
just do what I said.
- Um, sir.
- Back of the line.
- Okay.
- Come on, you got this.
- So I think we're
on Han's list.
- Excuse me.
- Our names are on Han's List.
- What are you guys
talking about?
Who's Hans?
- Full name Han Shake.
- Listen, any friend of
Hans is a friend of mine.
Let's get you ladies at table.
Come on.
- That was so cringe.
- Oh, we are just
getting started.
The dude was literally like,
hey you and you were like ew.
- Oh geez, I'm sorry.
- No, I love it, you're
in savage.
- There's a Covered Wagon here.
- What's a Covered Wagon?
- Oh my god, you've never
been a Covered Wagon Buffet?
- Uh-uh.
- Now it's time for me
to teach you some sh*t.
Come on.
I am so glad you have
the day off.
- Well I have class
in two hours.
- Don't worry, you can ditch.
I'll just-
- No, no, no,
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
It's, um, it's art history
class anyway
so it's probably an experience
that I will never get
to have again.
- Today was super fun.
Thanks for making me go out.
- No, thank you.
I have never had a fried
turkey dumpling before.
So you kind of changed my life.
- Did you even know who
I was before all this?
- Uh, before I became you?
- Yeah.
- I knew who you were.
You were valedictorian
and the girl that took
her cousin to prom.
- Yeah, nailed it.
- Yeah, hard to forget.
- I mean, we had PE junior year
and you acted like you
didn't even know I existed.
- Did you ever say
anything to me?
- No.
- Well then I guess we have
something in common after all.
- Oh, there she is.
I figured you went for
a jog or something,
but smells like you've
been working in a brewery
that serves only
blommin' onions.
- Is there a, a problem?
- Oh yeah, the WiFi's
still sh*t,
but our savior here
Rudolph from campus IT,
says, "It's all tied
to your connection."
I hope it's okay that I let in.
- We were testing speeds
in the truck
and we realized that your room
was the closest to the
building signal.
It's our best chance
at actual diagnostics.
Do you mind if I ask
you a few questions?
- No.
- Okay, then what is
your full name?
- It's Annabella French.
- Huh, huh, that's the problem.
- The, a, a problem?
- Yeah, it's just your account
it seems to be in a,
in a man's name.
What's your dad's name?
- My dad's name?
- Yeah, your dad.
What's his name?
- Oh, make sure it looks
like a tortilla
and it spelled H-A-R-R-Y French.
Yes, okay?
- His name is Harry.
- Harry French.
Yep, that's what I have here.
- Great, well how long until
we're back up and running?
- I'll get back to you.
- Okay, well goodbye.
Another man running
outta my life.
Oh, before I forget,
whoop, here is my resume.
Just in case you lost
the other one.
Okay, I'll let you review that.
Okay, goodnight.
Have a good one.
Oh, sorry.
Doors.
They're always hard for me.
Okay.
- Wave function collapse.
- That is correct, Ms. Sanders.
- Okay.
Let's see.
- I can help you.
I know.
- How much for these?
- How quickly you learn.
- I had a good teacher.
- There's a rally
tomorrow night.
We're protesting West
Fern taking money
from environmentally
evil companies.
We're talking companies
who are single handedly
k*lling off tens of
thousands of fish.
- Oh man, I'll definitely
be there.
I'm a big fan of fish.
Mm.
- That's so great.
It means a lot to me.
- Sorry.
I have to take this,
but I'll see you there.
- Yeah.
- Hi.
- Bell, are you free?
- Last time I said yes
to that question
I ended up getting stuck
cleaning your hair plugs
with a toothbrush
so excuse me if I'm
overthinking my answer.
- So listen, I talked with
Dean Cain this morning
and he would like you to stop
by his office and say hello.
Okay, just put a face
with the name.
- Can't
I just call him?
- No, no, he needs you to
sign something in person.
So just swing by.
Do me the favor, okay?
- Well I'm really super
busy today, so I don't-
- Thank you.
I have to go, sweetheart.
I love you.
I will let them know
you're stopping by.
- Why are you wearing that?
- I can't be seen with
you right now.
The block is too hot.
- What are you talking about?
- You have to go see Dean Cain.
- Wait, I do or you do?
- You do.
- So Annabella or Raury?
- Annabella?
- Me?
- Sort of, but yes.
You have to go.
- I'm out.
- Come on.
- Not a chance.
- You said that our pictures
are swapped in the system anyway
so it doesn't even matter.
- Says the girl dressed
like three kids
stacked on top of each other.
I had to lie to some my
IT guy this morning too.
Everyone is gonna catch on.
- Everything is gonna be fine.
It's already Wednesday.
We are more than halfway there.
- Annabella, we are done.
I have a Meat Sleeve tattoo!
Did you know that?
My mom's gonna k*ll me.
- 10 Months?
- Huh?
- You're stuck with
it for 10 months.
It's ephemeral, it's temporary.
- Oh my God, I'm so
happy to hear that.
Wow.
Great, okay.
But still I'm not gonna
get arrested
just so you can live
out your weird obsession
you have with my life.
- Obsession
with your life.
You're joining a sorority,
you're going on shopping sprees.
You're basically a real
housewife of West Fern.
Look at your fancy sunglasses.
You've used my last name
more than I ever, ever have.
- Yes, it's fun having
unlimited resources.
And we had a great time
last night, I'll admit it,
but there's no way
I'm going in there
and lying to Dean Cain's face.
- Just be vague and walk out.
My dad says, "You just
have to sign something."
You totally got this.
I mean, I even went over your
suspicious physics professor.
- A professor was suspicious.
Oh, that's it, game over.
Do you know how much trouble
I'll be in if I get caught?
- Not as much trouble
as credit card fraud.
- Excuse me.
- You've had no problem using
my credit card all week.
That's literally a felony.
- How dare you.
- Raury, we had a deal.
Let's just finish this out.
- I'll go see the dean,
but after Friday I never
wanna see you again.
- Ow.
- Ah, Annabella, I'm so happy
you were able to swing by.
You know, we have a
relatively small student body,
but it's rare that
I get a chance
to meet one-on-one
with a student.
Particularly a student
who is so esteemed.
- Ah, well, uh, my dad said,
"You wanted to see
me and here I am."
- You know, I am just so
impressed with your father.
He's like a real life
Scrooge McDuck.
Just diving in those
coins.
Diving in the.
You're kidding?
You don't know "DuckTales".
I Googled it, there was
a recent reboot.
You gotta know "DuckTales".
- Uh, he said, "I needed
to sign something."
- Oh yeah, just real quick,
I'm actually supposed to see
your father this weekend.
We're gonna discuss
a big donation
he's making to our cafeteria.
He is so generous.
- Yeah, I, I bet he
is.
- And if you could
just reassure him
that we're in the clear.
The FBI totally buying all
that foreign hack stuff.
- Oh yeah.
- It's gonna be fixed
by this weekend.
You know, I'm really sorry
that I just didn't cover
my tracks better.
I still don't know how I
managed to turn the power off
to the entire school,
but I did.
But anyway, we're all good now.
- Well, I'm sure he'll
be happy to hear that.
- Ah, found it.
- Ah, great.
- This is now the only
evidence of your admission.
I'm going to replace the old
one when the system relaunches.
And it's not gonna say anything
about the fencing team.
- Fencing team?
- Yeah, it'll look like
you tried it out
and you know it didn't get in.
Something like that.
Here.
Thank you.
Signed, sealed, and delivered.
And if you could apologize
to your father
for any stress that
I may have caused.
And Annabella, if you need
anything, anything at all,
you know, I basically sleep
in this office.
Actually, I do sleep
in this office.
I sleep right there.
Just until January when
the mediation starts.
- Thank you.
- Thanks, Annabella.
Bye-bye.
- Ladies night.
You two got any plans?
Wanna hang out?
I've got some limited
edition Oreos.
No pressure.
They don't expire for
like six months.
Whoa, mama.
Someone going to the Met Gala.
What's her problem?
Oh, before I forget.
Got this for you.
- I, I got it, Eggs.
- Great, I'll just
keep this one.
Okay, okay.
- Thank you so much.
It really means a lot.
Your support is all we have.
Hey, I'm so happy you came.
- I wouldn't miss this
for the world.
- We're waiting on a few
more people to show up
and then we'll head
over to Chi Theta.
- Chi Theta?
- Yeah, yeah, there's a,
there's a big banquet
there tonight.
And well, I figured
West Fern has to listen
if we take it to their
beloved little sorority girls.
- I think that's a
really great idea.
- Let's go.
All right, make sure you
guys have a sign.
We've come here tonight to
make Dean Cain and West Fern
accountable for their actions.
- Yeah.
- The special interest
groups that line the pockets
of our administration
has done enough damage
to our planet and our college.
- Yeah.
- The time for action is now.
The blood is on their hands.
- Yeah.
- The blood is on their hands!
- The blood
is on their hands!
The blood is on their hands,
the blood is on their hands!
The blood is on their hands!
- Tell 'em they're
like real swords.
- Yeah, but like very
little swords.
- Is that crest on
your wall now?
- Oh, yeah, I'm in too deep.
I had to hang it up.
I mean, when I saw
it on the website,
I thought it was like
a paperweight.
I didn't think it was
gonna weigh 50 pounds.
- Well, I think that thing
makes you the dragon queen.
- Ugh.
It's already very embarrassing
that you saw me at
my lowest point.
- All right, we're out.
- This banquet's
not over yet.
- Bye.
Bye.
- Bye.
I don't get it, how are
you guys in a fraternity?
Seem to.
- What's smart?
- Yeah.
- I get it.
But honestly, not everybody
joins a frat to party.
I'm the philanthropy chair.
It's the only place
where I can get a budget
to locally make a difference.
- Who got the juice?
- But yeah, don't get me wrong,
I'm surrounded by idiots.
- They're harmless.
- Well, I hope you end
up joining Theta.
They're our sister sorority,
so that means we'd be spending
a lot of time together.
I mean, you already
know what it's like
to have a bunch of brothers
and sisters.
- What?
- You know, being
Mormon and all.
- Oh yes. I am a hundred
percent Mormon.
Yeah, definitely Mormon.
Yeah, thank you for
remembering that.
I mean-
- Guys, um,
I was just informed that
there is someone at this party
that has less than 4,000
followers on Instagram.
And I'm not trying to shame
anyone, um, but please leave.
Thank you.
- Can we please get outta here?
- Oh, absolutely.
- Save our oceans!
- Save our oceans!
- Save our oceans!
- Save our oceans!
- Make them pay!
- Make them pay!
- Make them pay!
- Make them pay!
- We want justice!
- We want-
- You doing anything tomorrow?
- Uh, no, it's actually
my last day
before things get really
busy again so I'm free.
- Well, we're doing
a big brother event
down at Keeler Elementary
and we could use some
help if you're down.
- Sounds good for sure.
- And dinner with me afterwards.
- Hmm, nah, I'm sorry, I
have to clean my crest.
It' takes six to seven
hours, okay?
- Yeah, it doesn't surprise me.
- You ever have imposter
syndrome?
- What's that?
- The feeling that you don't
truly deserve to be somewhere,
like a fraud.
And if people find out the
truth they'll hate you.
- Not really.
Honestly, I sort of
feel the opposite.
I think I know what I'm doing
and everybody else is the fraud.
Does that make me a psychopath?
- No, makes you a white
boy.
- Down with West Fern!
- Down with West Fern!
- Down with West Fern!
- Down with West Fern!
- Save our oceans!
- Save our oceans!
- What is this?
- We've come here tonight
in front of our school's
most elite club of the 1%,
without any response from Dean
Cain and his deep pockets.
We want answers and
we want them now!
- Yeah!
- We want our school to
reject the blood money
that pollutes our oceans
and wildlife.
- Who are these poor people?
- We care about our environment
while trust fund babies
like you, turn a blind eye.
And with that in mind,
these are the names
of the worst offenders
here at West Fern.
These companies and
their donations
have directly resulted in the
death of fish, whales, sharks,
and the most innocent creatures
of the animal kingdom,
seahorses.
We love seahorses!
- We love seahorses!
We love seahorses!
- Plexico Oil!
- Boo!
- Discount Foods International.
- Boo!
- Bubble Zing
Energy Drink!
- Boo!
- And the evil empire
of Meat Sleeves!
- Boo!
- Yeah!
- Down with West Fern!
- Down with West Fern!
- Down with West Fern!
- Down with West Fern!
- Down with West Fern
- Down with West Fern!
- Down with West Fern!
- Down with West Fern!
- This is all your
fault, you idiot!
- Me, it's not my fault
that your new friends
are clubbing baby seals.
- sh*t, come on.
What the hell were you doing?
- I was saving you.
- When did you become
Greta Thunberg?
- Probably around the same time
that you thought it would
be a good idea
to make out with some
random frat boy
while pretending to be me.
Which by the way seems
highly problematic.
- Well, I'm sorry.
I know it's hard for
you to see anybody
do something their daddy
didn't tell them to do.
- You know what?
At least I know who I am.
You on the other hand
have zero clue.
Ironically, you pretend to
hate my dad, the rich assh*le,
but actually you wanna
be him so badly.
- I do not wanna be your dad.
You think I wanna cheat to
get my kid into college?
- What?
- Fencing really?
- What are you talking about?
- Don't act dumb.
You stole someone's spot!
Someone was rejected
because of you.
- Fencing.
Oh wow.
- We're staying in this room
until we get an email
response back from the school.
They should be responding
any moment.
- Not if I didn't send it.
- You didn't send the email.
- Raury, hold on.
- You liar.
- This is the first
time in my life
where I've had some control.
I can actually be an artist.
- This has nothing to
do with me, Annabella.
- Yes it does, Raury.
- This is so messed up.
I mean, you're insane.
- Okay, I, I will, I will
pay for next semester too.
I will pay for all four
years of college.
- Oh no, you're not used
to hearing this,
but you cannot pay your
way out of this!
- I will set you up with
the most amazing
Meat Sleeves's position
after graduation.
I'll take care of it all
and then you'll be set
for life, okay?
- No, I'm sending the email now.
- No, no, Raury, hold on.
- Annabella, move!
- Let's talk about this.
- Get out of my way!
- I'm so much stronger than you!
- Annabella French?
- Yes.
- Now tell me what the
hell is going on?
- Well, she asked me-
- When I got into this school
my dad was like-
- Right, but I didn't wanna.
- Shut up!
I'm gonna make this
very easy for you.
Are you Annabella French?
- I'm Raury Sanders.
- I'm actually Annabella French.
- Right.
k*ll her.
- Wait, what, what are
you talking about?
- k*ll her?
- He hasn't paid so you die.
- Who didn't pay you?
Why, why are you going
to k*ll me?
- Everybody just calm down.
I mean, we can talk this out.
- Her owes me 120,000
bucks so now I take action.
- Please, please don't k*ll me.
My dad will give you
whatever you want.
- Yeah.
- 120 that's nothing.
I mean, he has that.
- Not a chance.
- No, he don't.
Your father is broke.
- That's not possible.
- Yeah, I, I mean she
has at least $35,000
in her student account.
I mean the, the, the
cars, the houses,
I mean, I'm pretty sure
you guys have a boat.
He's a millionaire.
- Her dad's been living off
a debt and corporate crime
for like a decade.
Every dollar he has
is owed or stolen.
He's a pyramid scheme
Netflix documentary
just waiting to happen.
He's as much of a
fraud as you are.
Just get it done.
And don't k*ll her on campus.
- No, no, no, guys, you
don't have to do this.
- I'm going to die.
I can't believe I'm
going to die.
- No, Annabella!
Annabella!
No!
- Let's go!
- Those were real.
- Where did you park my car?
- Oh, I think over there.
- You think?
- I'm sorry.
I didn't think we'd be
running for our lives.
- Great, okay, where is it?
- Oh, oh, right there.
There it is.
Do you see them?
- You need to wash the road.
- No sh*t, John Wick.
I think you slowed them down
'cause you shanked them.
I can't believe this.
- We need a plan.
We can never go back
to the dorms.
I've listened to enough
true crime podcasts
to know this ends poorly.
How far is Mexico?
- Shut up!
My God how much worse could
you possibly make this?
- This isn't my fault,
you heard them.
- We need to
go to the cops.
- And say what?
That we switched to identities
and now gangsters are
trying to k*ll me
because my dad's a scammer.
- Yes, Annabella that's
exactly what we say.
Literally word for word.
Oh, and also add the fact
that you're trying to
use me human blackmail!
- I'm so dead.
Eventually they are going
to find me and.
Did you just throw the keys?
- Yes!
- Run!
Are we still on campus?
- Why did I throw the keys?
- I don't know why.
- Get down there!
- Now it works.
Go!
Kick!
- How did you do that?
- Physics.
- Split up.
Find them!
I hate puppets.
Ah!
You idiots, find me
those two girls
before I k*lled them myself!
I hate g*dd*mn puppets!
- They're going to k*ll us!
- I know that, Annabella!
- Do you think my dad's
actually broke?
- What, I don't see why that's
very important right now!
- It's just that when I
actually think about it,
it makes total sense.
I mean, Meat Sleeves taste
like sweaty headbands
and he was always flying in
these sketchy foreign investors.
- Why are we talking about this?
We are literally running
for our lives.
I bet they're right behind us.
- This one time you
bought my mom a race horse
and he said, "That she
could only keep it
if the Celtics won by
four and a half points."
- Please stop talking.
- So much of my identity has
been wrapped up in being rich.
I mean, it's the only
reason why people like me.
- That's not true.
You're fun, you're
nice, and you mean well.
And as for yourself when you
mind your mind to something
you can do anything.
- That's actually really
nice of you to say.
- I can't believe I'm
feeling bad for you.
There's no service.
Dean Cain!
Where are you?
- Open up!
Open up, open up!
- Ooh, I have bars.
- Okay, call 911.
- The police?
- Yes, we don't have
any other choice.
Just do it.
- Okay.
- Oh, come on on!
- Wait, wait, I have an idea.
Okay, okay.
- Ah, oh, thank God-
- Hello.
you're not those protesters.
- Hello.
- What is the matter,
Ms. French?
- She's Ms. French.
I'm Raury Sanders.
There's K*llers after us!
Just please let us in.
- She's right, everything
she's saying is right.
Please just help us.
- Girls look, just slow down.
Let me help you before
we do anything though,
do you know what "DuckTales" is?
- What?
- Really?
- She didn't know what
"DuckTales" was.
I think that's weird.
- I honestly have no idea
what you're talking about.
- Are you serious?
What is the matter with
your generation?
You're all obsessed
with the "Goofy Movie".
It's really not as good
as you think it is.
- We want the French girl, Dean.
- Oh gosh, what's going
on, Annabella?
- It's actually her.
She's Annabella French.
- Wait, you're Annabella French?
- Yes, that is what we
have been saying.
- And they wanna k*ll you?
- My dad owes the money.
He's apparently bankrupt
or something.
- Your dad is broke?
- Yes, I guess so.
- Hurry up or else I'll have
to k*ll all three of you.
- Okay.
- Oh my god.
- Okay, yeah, we gotta
hand you over.
- Are you serious right now?
- Yeah, it's our only choice.
- He's trying to k*ll me.
What are you saying?
- I'm sorry but I'm
an administrator,
I'm trained in risk assessment.
There's only one of you,
three of us shouldn't die.
They're asking asking for you,
you should take the fall.
And now that I know that
your father is broke,
it's unfortunate, but
it's the only way out.
- What is wrong with you?
- You have until three.
- One-
- Stop counting.
You can have her.
- No!
- Annabella, you called me.
Thank God when I
took your phone,
I made it so I could
track you 24/7.
So where to?
I got room in the back.
- I got lucky, I followed
someone in.
They were not wrong
about the strawberry tea.
- Now don't think I
haven't had one of these
every day for the
past four weeks.
School is so
nervous I'm gonna sue,
they give me a ton of meal
credits and VIP access.
So how was your first week?
- It was fine.
Community college is
just more my speed
and it's technically
where I should have been
in the first place so.
- And you're an art major.
- With a physics minor.
I somehow am a natural.
- So how's your dad doing?
- Oh, you didn't hear?
He sold his life rights.
- He did?
- Yeah.
- And look who they got
to play him in the movie.
- Oh, it really is
a small world.
- Um, everything of my
dad's got repossessed.
There's tax fraud, credit
fraud, and fraud fraud.
So I've been living with my mom,
which is actually kind of nice.
- Good.
How are you though?
- You know, I was always
uncomfortable with being rich
so finding out that we
weren't actually rich
was kind of a relief.
The attention sucks.
But when everybody found out
that I didn't know anything
about the fencing stuff,
it got a lot easier.
Plus someone more
deserving got my spot here,
so that was good.
- Good.
- How's being Raury again?
- Stressful.
That economics class is like
way harder than I thought.
- I told you.
- Yeah, it sucks.
And Brooks and I went
on a date last week.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
But I think we're just friends.
I mean, I don't time between
waiting tables and tutoring.
I think I'm gonna cherish as
much alone time as I can get.
How are you and Russ?
- Oh, it's coming along.
When everything came out, he
was actually super supportive.
I think it turns him on
that I'm rebelling
against privilege.
Oh, thanks for the
recommendation by the way.
- You know you didn't
have to take all the blame
with school, and the cops,
and the credit card company.
You really painted
me to be a victim,
which isn't completely true.
- The whole thing was
my idea period.
I was an idiot.
Plus I've never
had any real financial
responsibility before
so having to pay the
whole thing off
is actually kind of
helping me in a weird way.
- Well, I'm considering
this whole experience
to be a positive thing
'cause I made a new friend
and that new friend is
pretty good with swords.
- Sais.
Going to China
with my dad on business trips
finally paid off.
Oh I, I painted you something.
- Annabella.
I love this.
- It's nothing.
- No, it's something.
Thank you.
- Please hang it next
to the crest.
- Oh, you got it.
- Okay.
All right, should we
go to this party?
I'm starving.
Should I wear this
hat to the part?
- Yes, I do have friends
after all.
And they were all here.
Okay Mom, I have to
use the bathroom.
I'll call you back.
I'm so sorry.
Classmates (2023)
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