♪ Timmy is an average kid
♪ That no one understands
♪ Mom and dad and vicky
♪ Always giving him commands
Bed, twerp!
♪ The doom and gloom
♪ Up in his room
♪ Is broken instantly
♪ By his magic little fish
♪ Who'll grant his every wish
♪ 'Cause in reality
♪ They are his oddparents
♪ Fairly oddparents
Wands and wings.
Floaty, crowny things.
♪ Oddparents
♪ Fairly oddparents
♪ Really mod, bean pod
♪ Buff bod, hot rod
Obtuse, rubber goose,
Green moose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake,
Large fries, chocolate shake!
♪ Oddparents
♪ Fairly oddparents
♪ They let you live
♪ When you were a kid
♪ With fairly oddparents ♪♪
Yeah, right!
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(Crying)
Guys,
We gotta save that baby.
That's right, turner,
Save the obviously fake
Mechanical baby.
(Crying)
(Stuttering)
(Crying)
And when you do I'll have
Proof of your fairy godparents!
(Baby crying)
Yes, yes, work with me...
Denzel?
Aiee!
You have a package from
Your uncle albert in canada.
Mother!
Can't you see I'm busy...
Plotting!?
Get out!
Oh, denzel,
Where did our love go?
Out the door with
The rest of you.
What a dumb toy.
Fiddlesticks!
I know, I'll take my frustration
Out on this lava lamp by rubbing
It until it breaks.
Listen,
I ordered that pizza hours ago.
Yes, one large anchovy
To the lava lamp beside
The crazy guy in canada.
Oh, hang on a second.
"Hello, insert human's name
Here, I am the all powerful
Genie, norm."
And you...
I've been waiting for
This moment my entire life!
For releasing you from the
Bottle I get three magical
Wishes which I can use to prove
Once and for all that timmy
Turner has fairy godparents!
Wait, wait a minute.
Did you say timmy turner?
Timmy turner, he's...
>My mortal enemy!
Just think, norm,
With my brains and your magic,
And my brains, nothing can stop
Us from destroying turner
Once and for all.
(Cackling)
Norm: this is just a guess,
Mind you, but have you forgotten
To take any medications today?
Oh yes, turner.
Wind your little ball around
The little pole with your little
Friend on this little--
Uh, earth to cr*ck pot?
Crocker.
Whatever.
Besides my pizza,
What are we waiting for?
I'm an all-powerful genie,
Remember?
Just make the wish and turner is
Toast.
Ha ha!
Not so fast.
Since you need my wish to
Activate your magic,
I'm in charge around here.
We'll use one of my
Diabolical plans.
Yeah, yeah, your other
Plans have worked out so well.
Hey, here's an idea:
Why don't you just wish
Turner to some horrible,
Lifeless place?
Someplace like mars?
Silence!
This is our plan.
I call it operation
Smashing failure.
First, I wish I had
Three tons of concrete.
Second, I wish I had two
Tons of steel girders.
And...
Hey, whoa, slow down there,
Hunchback of never dated a dame,
That's two of your three
Wishes right there.
Drat!
And I can't use my last wish
To wish for more wishes, can i?
Actually, yes you can.
You know, we tell everyone
They can't, but really you can.
We've been bluffing for
Centuries.
How deceitful!
I like that in a genie.
I wish I had three more wishes.
You're not as crazy
As you look.
But then you couldn't be.
Next I wish
For some dynamite.
And three more wishes!
The arc de triumph in paris
Is nothing compared to this:
My arc de failure!
We lure turner underneath
And kaboom!
Turner gets the ultimate "f"
Dumped on him, crushing him with
His own failure, and I shall pry
From his cold, non-living hands
His fairy godparents!
I bet that works on
The ladies every time.
The timmy turner memorial?
Cool!
Finally I'm being appreciated
For all my hard work.
Like?
Like making
The other kids look smart
With your constant "f"s?
"Good bye, turner?"
Yes!
Good bye, turner!
I'm guessing you got a big
Wild social life, don't you?
Aiee!
They sure don't build
Giant arches like they used to.
How would you know how they
Used to build giant arches?
You always get "f"s.
So, let me guess, you wish
All this stuff was gone, you
Wish all your bones weren't
Broken, and you're going to wish
For another three more wishes?
Make it so!
Okay, operation smashing failure
Didn't go quite as I had
Planned.
Which brings
Us back to this: mars.
Come on, imagine it!
Mars!
Turner's head exploding from
Lack of oxygen?
No!
Turner must be destroyed here
So I can get control of
His fairy godparents!
Mm...
Just the way I like my shakes:
Spazzed, not stirred.
Come on, send the kid to mars.
It's 150 million miles away,
Or something like that.
Just say the word,
Little buddy, come on, come on.
Norm, norm, norm,
You're overcomplicating things.
I've got a very simple plan.
It's a plan I like to
Call plan number two.
The more time I spend with
You, the more I am beginning
To miss being imprisoned
In my lamp.
First, I wish
I had magical painting skills.
Perfect!
Now I wish there were a boulder
Precariously perched at the top
Of that cliff.
And third,
I wish for three more wishes!
Oh, I get it.
Turner rushes to see the girl
Of his dreams and smacks into
The wall and the vibrations are
Going to topple the rock.
Exactly.
Fairies!
Great.
If you need me I'll be over here
Waiting for your plan to fail.
Turner is coming.
I'll join you!
Wow, you were right, there
Really is a desert within easy
Biking distance of dimmsdale.
Yoo hoo?
It's me, trixie tang, a delicate
Female of your own age group,
Beckoning to you.
Seriously, have you ever even
Talked to a girl?
What kind of idiot
Would fall for that?
Trixie tang and ice cream?
Together and talking to
Me for the very first time?
(Tires squealing)
No!
That's impossible!
No, no, I'm not
Falling for that old trick.
I'll still get you,
Timmy turner.
I'll get you and
Your fairy godparents!
You might need this.
Eep!
See,
It's that kind of thing that
Screams "I live with my mother".
Is everything set up for
My new plan that I call
Crock-a-doodle doom?
Unfortunately.
The back door to colonel
Hartman's dimmsdale fried
Chicken is open, the glue
Sprayers are in place, the
Pillow shredders are primed, and
The rubber glove machine is set.
Oh, and the easy mission to
Mars suggestion is once
Again ignored.
Fabulous!
Then it's time to
Power up the giant magnet.
Now, turner, step into view
Wearing the slightest amount
Of metal and be pulled to
Your deep fried doom.
(Cackling)
Fairies!
Wait a second...
Where are the roller skates?
They are they key to
The whole plan.
Must I do everything!?
That thing on your neck,
Is that your ear?
I wish I had roller skates!
And three more wishes!
The only way to do things right
Is to do them myself.
A-ha!
I hope I'm not wearing any--
Metal!
Gaah!
That was one big chicken.
What was that thing
On his neck?
I take it back.
I like this plan.
I'm excited to be a part of it.
Apparently I'm allergic
To all 17 secret spices.
Eep!
And fire.
But you smell delicious.
Ha ha!
Silence!
Your plans keep failing.
What kind of a genie are you?
The losing his patience kind.
There there, norm.
It isn't entirely your fault.
I have something that
Might cheer you up.
Have you suffered
A recent head injury?
To the crocker cave!
I know my first few plans didn't
Work but I don't want you to
Worry, norm, old buddy,
Old pal.
I have plenty more.
See, norm?
We can keep doing
This forever and ever.
Norm?
Oh, norm?
Wow, today was awesome.
No crocker, no enemies,
Just trixie and chicken.
Norm the genie?
What are you doing here?
I came here for my revenge.
Ha ha!
If you want timmy,
You have to go through me.
That goes double for me!
If you want timmy you have
To go through wanda twice.
Let me finish.
I came here for my revenge,
But that idiot crocker
Is driving me crazy.
You gotta help me, man.
Here's my lamp.
Hey, look at that!
What do you know?
Now you get three wishes,
And if you don't mind,
I have a suggestion.
(Groaning)
Ha ha!
I told you mars would of worked.
And you, you know you got
Two wishes left.
You sure you don't
Want to do anything
About that teeth situation?
Crocker: fairies!!
Timmy,
Time to help me in the garden.
Thanks, honey.
Well, it's not my favourite
Chore, but it's better than
Cleaning muck out of
The gutters.
Time to muck out the gutters,
Timmy.
(Timmy gagging)
Try to stop puking.
Oh, no!
That's not right.
All my garden rows are crooked,
But why?
Sweetie, your baby
Teeth are finally loose.
You're growing up,
And that means I'm growing old!
Oh, I must get something
To make me feel young.
Catch me if you can, middle age!
Yahoo, my teeth are loose!
The faster these babies are out
The faster I get my permanent
Normal adult-sized teeth
Like everybody else.
Never again can they call me
Buck finn, or the toothinator,
Or...
Or buck tooth mcbeaver face.
Ah, ha ha!
Not me,
I would never call him that.
Nor would I refer to him as
Shovel mouth, dr. Incisor,
The enamel invader,
Surfboard face...
Why don't you go to
Dr. Bender and have them pulled?
Because if there's one thing
I hate more than these uber
Teeth, it's that dentist.
Ooh,
I love these molar cufflinks.
Ha ha!
When they do fall out,
You know what that means.
A visit from the tooth fairy.
Oh,
A visit from the tooth fairy.
Did someone say loose teeth?
Yeah, count buckula's two
Front teeth are finally loose.
Yes!
I've waited so
Long for this moment.
I have a very important
Announcement to make tonight,
And I want you, my closest
Friends, and timmy's teeth,
To be there.
See?
They're not even gone yet
And already I'm more popular.
We're his closest friends?
I will see you at the pointy
Crown at seven.
Don't be late!
And bring your face, 'cause your
Teeth are still attached to it.
Chew-backa!
Jorgen: a-hmem.
You are probably wondering
Why I have forced you to come
To this fancy restaurant.
Not really, but seriously,
We're your closest friends?
I don't have many friends,
Okay!?
You punch them once and it's
All, "ooh, stop punching me."
Tonight I am going to ask
The tooth fairy for her
Girly hand in marriage.
(Sobbing)
I mean... What a loss
For women everywhere.
Yes, I know, you are crushed
That I am officially
Off the market.
Not really.
But that is why I need
Timmy's famously large baby
Teeth, to propose with.
What do you mean?
Baby what?
Timmy,
Your teeth are the dental
Equivalent of the hope diamond.
The tooth fairy has had her eye
On those dazzling beauties for
A long time and I want to be
The one who gives them to her.
But jorgen, timmy's teeth
Aren't ready to come
Out just yet.
Then I'll pull them out
Painfully with my muscular
Fingers.
But it'll scar
Me emotionally for a lifetime.
Well, no plan is perfect.
Ah...
It's the tooth fairy.
Uh, did I say tooth fairy?
I meant, uh...
Look, I'm a donkey.
Hee-haw, hee-haw...
Jorgen,
Honey, what are you doing?
Oh, heh...
I was just playing neck
Snap with young timmy turner.
(Beeper beeping)
Oops, duty calls.
(Snoring)
Nice try, francis,
But this is chester's tooth.
Without that tooth you
Look just like your ma.
If there's one thing I can't
Stand it's a bully who yanks
Out someone else's teeth.
I mean, who does that!?
(Timmy screaming)
Jorgen, stop!
You don't need flashy
Teeth to propose with.
Cosmo proposed to me with
A chewed pen cap and here
We are 9,895 years later.
9,895 Years, seven weeks,
Eleven days, and three and
A half minutes later, but who's
Counting every creepingly
Slow minute he's not married
To the tooth fairy?
Ah... The tooth fairy.
Uh, I mean, look, I'm an iguana.
Hee-haw!
Jorgen von strangle, tell
Me I'm not seeing you try to
Pull out timmy turner's teeth!
Okay, you are not seeing
Me trying to pull out
Timmy turner's teeth.
Tooth magic is my job.
I can't believe you'd
Disrespect me--
Like that.
Uh, uh...
We're finished,
Jorgen von strange.
Still love the teeth, timmy.
(Sobbing)
My one true love, gone!!
(Sobbing)
Jorgen, please don't cry.
And please don't throw us
In the fiery pit of despair.
It's not our fault you lost
The most famous and glamorous
Woman in fairy world.
Who isn't my wife.
You guys really
Are my closest friends.
I don't know what I would
Do without you.
If you don't stop choking us,
You'll find out.
You'll have to
Try to figure it out,
'Cause they're going to have to
Come home with me in a minute.
Do not leave me all alone!
Now don't you worry.
By this time next week
Everything will be back
To normal.
(Jorgen sobbing)
Hello?
Remember me, your godchild?
Sorry, timmy.
We're stuck here.
But guys, it's been a week,
And things have been kind
Of rough without you.
Gee, sport, I don't know
If we can leave jorgen just yet.
I feel so bad for him.
And I feel so afraid of him.
You can handle one more day
On your own, can't you?
Mocking: you can handle one
More day on your own, can't you?
Aiee!
I didn't make a dime on my
Last tooth con, but with your
Giant choppers I'll be rich.
I can get my dad out of jail.
Noo!
Don't know where I'm going, but
Anywhere's better than there.
Except here!
Cosmo, wanda,
I wish this bike could fly!
(Screaming)
>(Dogs snarling)
Cosmo, wanda,
I wish this was a pack
Of soft and cuddly bunnies.
Wait a second, how come they
Have time to poof me these
Stupid notes but they don't
Have time to grant me wishes?
(Screaming)
Who is, who is?
Jorgen is!
Gah... I will never leave
The comfort of my best friends.
Okay, I've had it.
I want my life back and the only
Way to do that is if you get
Your life back, so let's get--
Mandibular?
Molar-actic?
This over with.
>Aw...
Timmy, I want you to
Know we have the latest
Dental technology available
To remove your freakishly large
Baby teeth, but I won't
Be using any of it.
Instead, I'll be going
With one of the classics:
I'll be using this doorknob.
It worked for the pilgrims,
And it'll work for you.
Wow, that didn't even hurt.
Ow!
Now for phase two.
(Clock beeping)
I sure hope this works.
(Snoring)
Finally, at last,
The greatest baby teeth
In the universe!
Gotcha.
(Gasping)
Timmy turner, how dare you!
Let me go immediately or
I won't give you a single penny.
But I have to talk to you.
Jorgen can't sleep, bathe,
Or inflict pain without
You in his life.
It's despicable!
He said that?
We can't get him
To stop saying it.
Oh, jorgie.
But you were still
Trying to do my job and
Yank the small boy's teeth out.
Listen, I know jorgen can be
A hot-head bully--
I am not!
But he was only doing
That 'cause he loves you.
He only wanted my teeth so
He could prove it to you.
Oh, tooth fairy,
Please forgive me.
>Please forgive him!
Without you I have
Lost the will to pump iron.
Being buff means nothing
To me if I don't have my lady.
I want to spend every single
Moment of our endless
Lives together.
Tooth fairy,
My enamel-coated angel.
Will you marry me?
Oh, yes, yes!
I will.
But you are going to start
Working out again, right?
Oh, I'll start right now.
Oh, my toothless little friend,
How can we ever repay you?
I think I've got
Just the thing.
Two new adult teeth.
You couldn't of fixed my eye?
I only do teeth.
I'm not good with eyes.
See?
But these teeth are just as
Big and buck as my old ones.
Of course not.
They're bigger.
Aiee!
And best of all, like
Our love, these are forever.
Well,
Better get back to business.
Surfboard face, the toothinator,
Let's see...
The towering tooth-ferno!
Aiee!
("Wedding march" ♪♪♪)
Tooth fairy, do you take
Jorgen to be your husband?
I do.
Is there anyone here who has
A reason why these two should
Not be wed?
Uh--
Talk and I'll k*ll you.
Look, I'm clamming up.
(Sobbing)
I still miss her!
05x07 - Back to the Norm/Teeth for Two
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Series follows the adventures of Timmy Turner, a 10-year-old boy with two fairy godparents named Cosmo and Wanda who grant him wishes to solve his everyday problems.
Series follows the adventures of Timmy Turner, a 10-year-old boy with two fairy godparents named Cosmo and Wanda who grant him wishes to solve his everyday problems.