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just like superheroes
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tests are the enemy no one can make us
take them
no one stop avoiding it eric
this test is happening check it out dude
she's foaming in the mouth so get ready
to fail
she's right unless we do that thing
where we grab the wall's nose and it
screams
oh you mean pull the fire alarm yeah
uh you've already pulled it 82 times to
get out of tests along with the bowel
alarm
the typhoon alarm the body odor alarm
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what's that alarm huh
the gravity alarm sold
hey the planet's not pulling me down
anymore
what's this problem
ah zero g
pranksters prepare for a hundred years
of detention
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oh my this is still late
no these rubble rousers must be punished
so enjoyable
wow humble moose is almost fine
the superintendent has been summoned
can't be seen engaging in school time
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shenanigans
why was i summoned to this suspicious
situation
what oh this alarm nobody pushed it
no rules broken then who left these
pamphlet fingerprints on the alarm
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i'm fine i die
aren't i yes yes and yes also i'm
deporting you where
wait you don't mean i do
i'm sending you back to your hometown
freaksville
that place is
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i need school we all need school right
it will be a long hard search to find
someone equally qualified i'll do it
done what she isn't qualified to teach
i'll investigate that allegation by
hiring a qualified investigator
i'll do it done what done
and while i verify your qualifications
oh look grass
maybe freespell isn't as awful as i
remember it
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it's not it's worse
i am so excited no more pamplemoose and
one of my best friends
ish is teaching us welcome class
i need a volunteer for how to catch
spiky objects
eric hey
i didn't volunteer
f for the lesson and for not
volunteering
next lesson escaping a flaming costume
anyone
oh eric
you mean a different derrick right
you didn't you meant me and
itchy but mostly
f minus acid
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ben is way worse than papa moose
our only escape from this t*rture trap
is to bring campbell moose back
i thought our only escape was through a
tunnel we've been digging under the
class
using chopsticks
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you know nostrils aren't pockets right
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attackers i will annihilate you it is so
nice to have you back pampy we have
missed you old chub are you trying to
poison me
with good neighboring you bet in
actuality no
they're oatmeal with the chunky peanut
butter chips the ones you love
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you tricked me now your face eating
beast will devour my skin
oh dinky he's just loving him some pampy
he's full of kisses wet and slobbery
ones
could these foul fiends actually be
friendly time for a lesson called
check your head eric what's your neck
size
eric oh he and trevor snuck out
since you're the teacher now i can't
help but betray even my closest friends
to get a good grade
no one sneaks out of my class come on
kitty
time to dole out some painishments
wow really
the tunnel goes back into the class
we're trying to escape that's not where
we wanted it to go
bust to freaksville it is
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this is freaksville where are the
constant explosions
the laser fights the acid sprays i can't
stand it
now that's how a tunnel is dug
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we'll never move
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an extra coat of paint is an extra coat
of love
oh my moose what happened to you
you're even weirder than your usual
weird self off my lawn punks
my friends and i are about to start the
bridge game
come on pampy i don't even know what
that means
where's the angry pain-giving teacher we
all hated
i got neighborly plus lemonade is so
lovely
oh no that is true but still pamplemoose
we need you back i have a new life now
that's better than my old life
so you can tell my old life together
don't you care about the quality of our
educations
of our lives
you are so getting a week's worth of
detention see
if you were teaching again you'd give me
a month's worth of detention
in the sharp object room don't you care
about the quality of our punishments
yes i mean no that yes i shouted first
wasn't
stop sincere or you're going in the acid
fat again
i brought a thermostole in case you
needed it oh
it's leaking an acid fat with no
piranhas or sharks
that's amateur owl you had your chance
to punish students
pampy back off back on
you can ask the superintendent for a
second chance
was i summoned to this oh it's this
bunch again
make it fast sir pomplamoose wants his
job back
no i don't because vanna's terrible at
it no i'm not
how can we solve this through brutal
combat or peaceful dialogue
in the form of brutal combat i don't
brutal combat anymore
i lemonade battle me and you'll see what
real punishment is pampy i will not take
that step from one of my students
former student you're right i don't need
this anymore
we have bridge to play
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[Applause]
i hadn't put cheese on those yet sticky
phone shower
burgers dog bones lame where's the black
hole power laser cannon when you need
one
my holy vinyl chloride white pigment
fence is ruined
you're mowing down
oh which authority figure is gonna win i
have to know who to suck up to
whoa these really are spacious oh they
have large gas tanks
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this feeling the exploding of a student
lemonade just can't compare we
have a winner whatever the word
panishments is still mine he can't use
it
needles thank you for reminding me how
much i enjoy punishing students
fresh agony awaits you
your dedication to punishment is a
beacon to teachers everywhere
you are reinstated we'll have your house
choppered back immediately
i have a better idea
maybe vanna being our teacher wasn't so
bad after all
[Laughter]
students and others this week some of
you will graduate to become full-fledged
sidekicks
i said some of you others will be held
back for yet another year of sidekick
training
eugene
wicked but for those of you who earn
your psychic diplomat graduation
i have one last world of important life
life-saving advice
you'll figure it out
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when i said some of you were becoming
full-fledged sidekicks
i didn't mean you needles is this
because of all the cheating
nine the class snapping nine the number
showering
nine oh this is because you are this
year's recipient though
the maxum man super scholarship
scholarship but i barely passed true
there were more qualified candidates
namely all of them
but thanks to a generous donation from
maxum corp you will attend
super university roll film
congratulations insert student name and
get ready for the best time of your
until now
pathetic sidekicking life welcome to
super university
at super university you'll study to be a
real superhero
with classes in super posing super
punning
hey clint shocked to see me
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see around campus insert student name
i'm going to super university i'm going
to be a
super you yeah
super orientation starts tomorrow hey
how come you didn't get a scholarship
you deserve it way more than i do
at least i have pinata eric to remember
you by
i'll miss you so much
that's so amazing eric wouldn't it be so
funny if i just held on to you so you
had to take me with you
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[Applause]
rise and shine mr university i made your
favorite
bacon pancakes bacon waffles scrambled
bacon on bacon with a side order of
bacon bacon
and the freshly squeezed bacon
i was worried that being a super might
change things
but i could get used to this don't get
too
used to it today you move to your new
dorm room in laser headquarters
i didn't realize university meant giving
up the only home i've ever known
other than the orphanage and the box
they found me in
go foxy i'm gonna miss you most of all
and you too brain oh that is sweet
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sup what's your major want to start a
super study group racing
maxima you're you're not ripping me to
shreds
he can smell the maxum on your kid right
melvin
mom it's mel now
now show eric the suit
eric needles from this day forth you
will be known as
max america
why don't you take it for a test flight
son you mean
i can fly with that suit you can do
anything maxum man can do
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this is gonna be awesome
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not so fast
mmm chili dog
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[Applause]
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skid marks
worry not citizens max america is here
all right meteor maxim heat vision
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hey i wonder what banners up to
maxum x-ray begin go
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heat ray vision x-ray vision this hero
stuff is kind of tricky
what another meteor and it's huge
okay really giant meteor this time i'm
sticking to the basics good old maximum
strength
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i did it hi um where's the moon
i just destroyed the moon didn't i
and the final pick in the sidekick draft
goes to um
um who are you not evil guy
and i picked trevor troublemeyer to be
my sidekick
what
and now i take down the supers from the
inside
let's take him down what oh you heard
that
hey guys sorry i'm low give the kids
some room
thanks maxum mom sorry i'm late i got
held up on a super
um glowing moon back together
uh mission that sounds so exciting being
assumed to be super is exciting and all
but it's pretty hard too i kind of
thought supering would be
i don't know easier still better than
being a sidekick
am i right yeah it's way
better students
faculty graduation marks the moment that
you officially become sidekicks
or in eric's case something far far far
better but until each of you have your
diploma
you are still mine and as per tradition
i have one final test for you
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retrieve your diploma from robo dragon
and you graduate
fail and you must start sidekick school
all over again
any questions no more questions
hey eric i'm a marshmallow
in there kiddo and grab your diploma
all right robo dragon you may be a
virtually indestructible mechanical
monster and i
may have just peed my pants but that
diploma
is mine
oh
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[Applause]
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oh
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[Applause]
we all get to graduate
righty now to find which one is my
diploma
maxum x-ray vision go
um oops oh come
on once again eric has snatched defeat
from the jaws of victory
it's back to sidekick school for
everyone
it was an accident an accident
03x52 - Those Who Can't Teach / Graduation Daze
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Series is about an orphan boy named Eric, with his best friend Trevor and his two female friends, Vana and Kitty, who are training to become superhero sidekicks at the Academy.
Series is about an orphan boy named Eric, with his best friend Trevor and his two female friends, Vana and Kitty, who are training to become superhero sidekicks at the Academy.