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- [clicking]

- [speakers humming]

[person beatboxing]

[beatboxing ends]

Let's go

Hey, ah, hey, ah

Oh, ah, hey, ah

- Hey, ah

- Come on

- Hey, ah, hey, ah

- One time, one time

Hey, ah, yea, ah

[crowd chanting] Prem! Prem! Prem!

Lights down, listen to the sound

This time

Right here, right now

Lights down, listen to the sound

This time

Right here, right now

[chanting continues]

[music stops]

[chanting] Prem! Prem! Prem! Prem! Prem!

[cheering]

[music resumes]

Lights down, listen to the sound

Good day

Feels like a real good day

[chanting] Prem! Prem! Prem!

Well, welcome back, ladies and gentlemen,

to the New Jersey Mathlympics State Final.

I've seen the best of the best,

but I have never seen anything

like this young man here.

[presenter 1] Remarkable.

Prem Patel of Jersey City

has dominated this contest

- since the very first equation.

- [presenter 2] Absolutely.

Twelve years old, 75 pounds, 5'1",

the kid bleeds numbers.

[chuckles] Now the question, of course,

on everyone's mind here today is,

"Can this youngster win it all?"

Come on, Prem! You got this, baby!

Go, go, go!

- Bring it home, my dog.

- [presenter 1] Working in parentheses,

some of the most difficult work

you'll ever have to do.

[presenter 2]

I've never seen some of these numbers.

[presenter 1] I still think square root

has something to do with gardening.

- [both laugh]

- Whoo! That's my son!

- [spectator 1] Yeah!

- I made him.

[spectator 2] Amazing!

[presenter 1] And here it comes. Wow.

Uh, wait a second. Now hold the phone.

A bit of a changeup here.

With seconds left on the clock,

Prem is heading back to his own bench.

Prem! What are you doing?

Get back over there!

[presenter 1] Favorite teacher, Mr. Oh.

No surprises there.

[presenter 2]

There's Jerome, Prem's best friend.

[presenter 1] You may recall, of course,

that Claire, Prem's teammate,

was the actual favorite

heading into this final.

- [presenter 2] Now he's eating her lunch.

- [presenter 1] He is. Look at...

[presenter 2] Chugging that chocolate milk

like it was water.

[presenter 1]

Wow. No lactose intolerance there.

[sighs] Tastes like victory.

[cheering]

- [presenter 1] Wow. What a showboat.

- [presenter 2] Ooh!

[presenter 1]

Getting down to the final crunch now.

And, looking good, yes.

- [presenter 2] Yes.

- [presenter 1] Here it comes. Wow.

- [buzzer blares]

- [presenter 1] Prem Patel at the buzzer!

Do you believe in miracles?

We're number one! We're number one!

[mother] We're number one! That's my baby!

[crowd cheering]

[spectator 3] I love you, Prem!

[presenter 1] Prem! Prem!

Prem, you just won the Mathlympics

with the best score in history.

What is your secret?

Hard work. Like my dad used to say,

"The world's best never rest."

[cheering]

Absolutely beautiful. Let's take some

questions from the audience.

[crowd member] What's up, guys?

It's your boy, Brooklyn.

Wait. Why are we taking questions?

Well, it's really more of a comment.

Remember, Prem, math is for losers.

[Mr. Oh] Oh, wow. He's right.

- Math is so lame.

- No, listen.

- What am I doing here?

- Later, nerds.

- Let's go do something cool.

- Finally. I'll drive.

- [Brooklyn] Shotgun.

- Wait. Come back!

Math is cool! I promise!

[alarm clock rings]

[ringing stops]

[sighs]

"The world's best never rest."

[sighs]

[sighs]

Whoa-oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh

Whoa-oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh

Happy first day of seventh grade.

- Did you have another math dream?

- Yep.

- Did you win?

- Yep.

Nice.

[podcaster on headset] Welcome back.

Today we will explore

how the loss of a loved one

can keep us from becoming our best selves.

Stop moving.

Find a quiet place

to reflect on your loss.

A caterpillar who loses a leg

can regrow it by becoming a butterfly.

[podcaster]

But first, its whole body dissolves.

Dissolve to evolve.

Say it with me.

Hard pass.

Your egg whites are on the table.

Have you considered my proposal

regarding Pop-Tarts?

Have you considered living in reality?

You need brain food today.

[podcaster] Float away from grief

and face the future with an open heart.

Which brings us to our next sponsor.

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Use the checkout code "Yogi"

for a 10% discount on Got Oat?

- 324?

- Eighteen.

- 676?

- Twenty-six.

- 121?

- Eleven.

- Negative nine?

- Trick question.

The square root of a negative number

isn't a number.

Not a real number.

It's something called an imaginary number.

- No way.

- Way!

How else do you think

my math club won Nationals?

We partied so hard afterwards,

we shut down the hot tub at the Motel 6.

[chuckles] Cool.

Yeah, I was so excited,

I threw up everywhere.

Oh.

[student 1]

Wow, that little boy brought his mommy.

[student 2 laughs]

- What's that girl looking at?

- [students laugh]

[sighs] It's cool, Mom.

No. Somebody should tell her,

"Staring is rude."

- I'll get her parents' names.

- [sighs] Mom, please.

Hey!

The last patient I had that ate Pop-Tarts?

- Completely toothless. All gums.

- Please, stop.

- It's my first day. Mom!

- People called her Gummy Bear.

- There's no tooth fairy for that, honey.

- [Prem] It's my first day.

Okay. So, after math at the high school,

you'll take the bus back to junior high

- for the rest of your classes.

- Like we talked about.

I'll pick you up at the rec center

when I get off.

- Hopefully around 5:00.

- Just like last year.

No synthetic sugar,

no car rides from strangers.

- If something happens, you...

- Nothing is gonna happen, Mom.

Seriously, I got this.

You got this.

- [student 3] Zach, go long!

- [Zach] Over here. [laughs]

- Smell this.

- [Zach] Hey, right here!

While we're young.

It's the new style

- This is the new style

- What

The brand-new style

- The new style

- What

The brand-new style

- The new style

- What

The brand-new style

The new style

It's the new style

Ring-a-ling-a-ling

Class in session

Grand pooh-bah

'Bout to teach you a lesson

Listen to the game

If you don't know the name

Blow like propane

When I sprint these flame

New style, ooh, chile, on fire

Got mad bars

No need to retire

Microphone's on

You can call me Messiah

Peep up

Got me fresh out the dryer

Dumpsters are scared

In over their head

It's a brand-new style

You heard what I said

[sighs]

It's the new style

[school bell rings]

[teacher] Welcome, scholars,

to 11th-grade mathematics!

Whoo-hoo!

Who's ready to get mathinated?

[chuckling]

Yes!

Questions?

No? No questions.

So... [clears throat] ...I'm so excited.

This year we have some 12-year-olds

joining our high school class.

We have Prim Patel. Did I say that right?

It's, uh, Prem, like name.

- Prim.

- Prem.

- Preem.

- Prem.

- Praheem.

- Prem.

- Prahahaha.

- Perfect.

Okeydokey. And we have Claire Beausjour.

You two are the only junior high students

who passed the entrance exam.

You must be quite the dynamic duo.

- Affirmative.

- Yep.

[Ms. Sage]

Well, who knows what time it is?

It's time for our first math quiz!

[chuckles]

Oh, and listen, for those of you

who are worried about grades,

I make a deal with all of my classes.

Does anyone from last year remember?

Anyone?

You know, my deal that I make?

[grunts] Mercedes?

If the Mathlympics team

finishes in the top three,

everyone on it gets an a*t*matic A.

That's right.

It was so much fun last year, by the way.

- Ma'am, we got destroyed. Like, dead last.

- Winning isn't everything.

Unless you need that A, right?

You literally just said...

This is our year,

because we're hosting the event.

I rented a disco ball! [chuckles]

Dope. Do we still get to eat

at Olive Garden after we lose?

Uh, well, this year... [chuckles] ...um,

our budget includes Taco Bell.

- Is that as punishment?

- No, no. Now, no.

You don't have to write this down.

Okay. On your marks, get set, solve!

[school bell rings]

All righty. Oh!

Okay, everybody,

for your first homework assignment,

what I want you to do is write an equation

with you as the solution. Okay?

And then you work backwards

to show how all the elements of your life

make up who you are.

It's gonna be so much fun. So, really,

have a lot of fun with it. Okay?

And you might even surprise yourself.

All righty.

[phone pings]

[voice on phone]

When Mom says, "Go to school,"

but you were born to dance.

Sure feels good to be, good to be free

Sure feels good to be, good to be free

[Prem] Oh, my God.

Sure feels good to be, good to be free

- [music stops]

- Yikes.

[Jerome] Subscribe to the Jerome Project

for more dance videos.

This is what I'm into now.

Congratulations on finishing the quiz,

Prem.

Thanks, Claire. How was your summer?

Actually, my family

doesn't celebrate summer.

[bus driver] Next stop, junior high.

Here we go, he gonna get up

She gonna get up, we gonna get up

Locking down the joint

Till the player haters shut up

Take you to outer limits...

- Hey, Mr. Oh.

- Hey, Big-Brain Prem in the house.

[chuckles]

[Mr. Oh] Don't forget to sign up

for the talent show.

It's going to be lit. Literally amazing.

She feel it, we feel it

- [gym student 1] Incoming!

- [grunts]

[gym student 1]

Sorry! I thought you were open!

[sighs] All good.

[gym student 2] Dude, you almost broke

that dorky kid's glasses.

[gym student 1]

He should've seen that coming.

Hey, Jerome!

Yo, Prem!

Help me stretch my hammies, bro.

I need to get loose.

Sorry I'm late.

I was, you know, in high school.

Oh, yeah. I texted you good luck, right?

Nah, it's cool.

Cool.

My phone was blowing up this morning.

Like, I didn't have enough thumbs.

- You know what I mean?

- Totally.

Class was great, by the way.

But some of those kids,

no wonder

they always lose the Mathlympics.

That's before they had you, right?

[sighs] Math champ.

You'll pass the AP exam this year

for sure.

Then they'll have both of us.

The Dynamic Duo.

[phone pings]

- [Prem] How's Amanda?

- Amazing.

She's the best thing

that ever happened to me.

Wow.

- Actually, I need to tell you something.

- [student] Amanda! Hey, girl!

I think we should take a break

from hanging out.

- Just for a while.

- Whoops! Sorry, fellas!

Sorry, man.

What do you mean, a break?

You know, just a break.

I need to make some time for Amanda.

- Now there's school...

- We crush school. Everyone knows it.

That's not what I wanna be known for,

you know?

I mean, I'm not the math guy.

That's just what people think

when we're together.

The math guy?

Sup, dorks?

- Just ignore him.

- Sup, BK!

J-Dog! Peep my new dance.

- Stop.

- J-Dog?

But Brooklyn's so mean to us,

and Sharn was held back.

BK's nice to me.

And Sharn says eighth grade's

nothing but a number.

They need one more in their dance crew

for the Fall Talent Show.

You're not a dance guy, are you?

I don't know.

My dad says if I just put myself

out there, I might like it.

- [Brooklyn] Yo, J-Dog.

- [Sharn] J-Doggy Dog! Come here!

- J-Dizzle.

- [Brooklyn] J-Dog! Yo!

[Sharn] J-Diggity! [chuckles]

[Jerome] Yo, B.

Did you see my video? It just dropped.

[thunder rumbles]

[raindrops falling]

[mother] Prem, you will not believe

what happened at work today.

Ronda was measuring a diuretic

for a patient,

and she was using deciliters

instead of cubic centimeters.

I was like,

"Honey, he's gonna pee forever."

Ronda, more like Wrongda. [chuckles]

Wrongda.

Mmm. So, how'd you do in math today?

It was good. We had a quiz.

- [mother] And?

- I was the only one who finished.

There it is.

How was the rest of your day?

I actually need some help with something.

A homework assignment.

Of course. Math homework?

It's about Dad.

Sorry.

I know you don't like to talk about him.

Suresh would want us to be happy.

Not dissolve into tears

like some sad caterpillar.

- Huh?

- This needs pepper.

So, what do you need for your homework?

- What was he known for?

- Known for?

- I mean, was he smart?

- Definitely, but he wasn't a math guy.

- What kind of guy was he?

- [sighs] There it is.

I'll never know who I am

unless I know who he was.

He was...

funny, confident, handsome.

- He was like you. Everyone loved him.

- Doesn't sound like me at all.

I'm sorry.

I don't really know how to help.

Just tell me anything.

Tell me about the night

that photo was taken.

That was a very long time ago.

What's the Leopard Lounge?

It's the club where we met.

- Like a dance club?

- A hip-hop club.

Your father had a real way with words.

Wait. Dad was a rapper?

How else do you think he came up with,

"The world's best never rest"?

Mom, that is so cool.

Was he good?

He was...

one of the best I've ever seen.

I wish you could've seen him.

Sometimes I forget how he looked

and how he sounded.

Okay. [chuckles]

So, when I was in nursing school,

we used to go dancing on the weekends.

My girlfriends told me about this place.

It was poppin'.

[mother] And the Leopard Lounge had

this thing called Freestyle Tuesdays.

You said you only went on weekends.

Well, some Tuesdays. Not if we had exams.

I don't need to explain myself.

Anyway, you were at the club.

We were at the club,

and my girlfriends were saying...

This emcee's an underground legend.

- Blah, blah, blah, blah.

- Blah, blah.

- Blah, blah. [chuckles]

- Why are they...

I wasn't really listening.

- Blah, blah, blah.

- Blah, blah, blah, blah.

I had a lot on my mind, like school...

Priya, stop thinking about Doug. Okay?

It's over. He's not even that cute.

Who's Doug?

Who? I don't know.

I can't really remember...

Good thing we stopped you

from getting that tattoo of his name, huh?

We literally saved your butt.

[friend 1] Hey, girl.

We'll go grab our drinks.

So, we get in, and we're waiting

for the show to start when...

[person] Excuse me.

["My Heart Will Go On" playing]

I don't have a line.

I just wanted to meet you.

My name's Suresh.

- I'm not interested.

- [song stops]

- Okay. [chuckles]

- That's what you said to Dad?

I didn't feel like being hit on.

- Would you like to have a drink?

- No.

I don't drink anything ever.

- Then why are you in a nightclub?

- Thank you. Bye.

I wanna walk away. I really do.

- Please do.

- Yes. You've set a clear boundary.

The only problem is

you're the prettiest girl in the room.

- Oh?

- And I just have this thing inside of me

that also tells me that

you're the smartest.

Like you probably got a...

What, 1550 on the SATs?

[scoffs] Excuse me?

- 1600, see?

- Thank you.

- I went low so that I...

- How did you know I was smart?

I could tell from your footwear,

'cause it's very sensible for a nightclub.

- Also, if it gets cold...

- [Priya] Uh-huh.

...you've got the turtleneck motif.

- It's mesh.

- Mm-hmm.

Mom, don't shut him down.

You need to make a baby.

Listen, I got a thing to do, but if you

change your mind about that drink...

- Don't hold your breath.

- You remind me of my mother.

I love you. Goodbye.

So cold.

Well, yeah,

'cause you know he's your dad now.

For all I knew back then,

he could've been a psycho axe m*rder*r.

So dark.

It happened.

2000s were a very dangerous time.

- [crowd cheering]

- [deejay] Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome to the stage

the World's Best Emcee.

- Let's make some noise.

- [crowd] Whoo!

It's him. It's the legendary emcee.

He's gonna use his music

to melt your cold heart.

- [phone ringing]

- Hmm?

No, wait. What are you doing?

Don't you answer that.

No, Mom. Mom!

- [Doug] ...what to do, but you were gone.

- Doug, listen.

You're so checked out.

I can't believe you missed the show.

- I can't believe you're so judgy.

- Are you listening to me?

Doug, I'm sorry. I think I just

fell in love with the idea of you.

But you have no culture, Doug.

Name all four members of Destiny's Child.

There's no one named Shelly

on Destiny's Child.

- [sighs]

- [friend 2] Blah, blah, blah.

[chuckles] Blah, blah, blah, blah.

[friend 2] Blah, blah, blah.

My friends had a blast,

but my night was a bust.

Tell me about it.

I am. And this is the best part.

- [sighs]

- [person beatboxing]

[Suresh] Yeah, uh, yeah, uh

Once upon a time, not long ago

I was a little brown boy

Down in Baltimore

Mom and Pop both gave me a microscope

But me, I decided to hold a microphone

And the rest of the story

You know how it goes

I ate all of my curry

And my vegetables

[Priya] Your dad was electric.

He had this look in his eyes.

He called it riding the line.

Halfway there and halfway to infinity.

So, come on. What happened next?

I let him buy me that drink.

But did he make an album?

Did he go on tour?

No, it wasn't like that.

You have such an overactive imagination,

Prem.

But you said he was a legendary emcee.

That he was the best in the city,

maybe even the world.

I mean,

Suresh didn't care about that stuff.

He didn't need anyone to tell him

how great he was.

He knew.

He did it because he loved it.

Like you and math.

- But did he...

- [Priya] That's enough, Prem.

Finish your dinner. It's homework o'clock.

[Prem sighs]

[words echoing]

[coughing]

[Suresh] I feel the heavenly

Infinite energy, legacy

[rapping indistinctly]

[rapping continues]

I'm gonna twist the key in the ignition

And ride...

[rapping continues, indistinct]

World's best, oh

We give it all and never less

Twist the key in the ignition

[indistinct rapping stops]

"The world's best never rest."

[Suresh] Are those "pi-jamas"?

Sup?

[both screaming]

- Wait. Why are we yelling?

- Dad?

Hi.

- [footsteps approaching]

- [Priya] Prem? Prem!

What was that? Are you okay?

You were yelling.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Um, I was factoring a polynomial,

and the solution snuck up on me.

[sighs] I love it when that happens.

- Don't stay up too late.

- No doubt.

Yeah.

Yeah.

- Good night.

- Night.

Dang. She looks so good.

What is going on?

[Suresh scoffs] I don't know.

I'm sick. Mom's food finally poisoned me.

That woman cannot cook.

Are you a ghost?

A gho... No.

Look at my complexion.

I am radiant. Okay? No.

I'm like a memory remixed with a fantasy.

You cooked me up

in that big old brain of yours.

Good job, by the way.

So...

you're, like, my imaginary friend?

Yeah, kinda.

Wow. What a beautiful picture.

Hey, man. Why you got so many pens?

You know what you should be collecting?

Rocks.

Yeah. They're literally everywhere.

[sighs] This is crazy.

[Suresh] You think this is crazy?

Little man, I'm basically

a fever dream wearing boots.

And they're heavy.

I'm too old for an imaginary friend.

Well, you're too young

for a midlife crisis, but here we are.

So, who is Prem Patel?

Who is he gonna be?

I don't know.

Hey. Every problem has a solution,

little man.

And you and me,

we are gonna figure

this one out together, okay?

Sometimes you just have to add

a brand-new variable

to change the whole equation.

That's not me. I can't rap.

Why not?

Look, hip-hop is in your DNA.

You gotta dream big, little man.

- [rhythmic b*ating, rattling]

- Ooh.

Wait. What's that sound?

That's destiny.

And destiny doesn't knock twice.

I think you mean opportunity.

[shushes] Listen.

[beats and clapping continues]

[rhythmic music starts]

[b*at continues]

[person beatboxing]

[beatboxing stops]

[crowd chanting]

World's Best! World's Best! World's Best!

[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the Fall Talent Show.

Now introducing, Prem and Suresh Patel...

[crowd cheering]

...the World's Best Emcees.

[crowd chanting continues]

World's Best! World's Best!

[chanting continues]

[Suresh] Destiny, baby.

You got this.

Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes

Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes

[crowd cheering]

[mouthing words] Come.

[mouthing words] Let's go.

[both]

Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes

Everybody get up for the World's Best

- Yeah, we got something to confess

- Yeah, we got something to confess

- We give it all and never less

- We give it all and never less

- We never rest

- We never rest

- We ace the test

- We ace the test

- Everybody get up for the World's Best

- World's Best

It's time to get it in 'cause you know

The best father-son duo

Looking fresh from head to toe

Give it right to go

We do best with the flow

They said I'm underage

But I'm ready to amaze

When I hit the stage

The crowd lose their mind

It's time to simplify a base

Gonna rise in their face

This moment and make it mine

Never gonna stop

Gonna hit the top

We're gonna rock, make a bop

Gonna get a bubble in

Bop bop bop

Never fall, never flop

And we coming in

Let 'em watch, get 'em jumpin'

Yeah, we in the spot

Ear to the street

Feet on the block, key in the lock

And we keepin' it hot

Let the b*at drop

'Cause I'm bringing 'em a bop

- Yeah, we got something to confess

- Yes, we got something to confess

- We give it all and never less

- We give it all and never less

- We never rest

- We never rest

- We ace the test

- We ace the test

- Everybody get up for the World's Best

- World's Best

Here we go

It's time to grab the mic

And let 'em know

No matter where we go

You know that we're unstoppable

Well, I'm the captain

And I'ma tell you what happened, baby

Had me a son

And you know

That I raised him rapping, baby

I lit the fire up under him

Like some rocket fuel

And now that flame is ignited

It's what you're rocking to

I'm gonna tell you the truth

It doesn't matter what they say to you

We are the proof

They tried to treat us like noobs

But we broke out through the roof

We got the juice

We got belief in ourselves

We got love for the world

And we both on the loose

We got the knowledge itself

Generational wealth

That we can't ever lose

- Yeah, we got something to confess

- Yeah, we got something to confess

- We give it all and never less

- We give it all and never less

- We never rest

- We never rest

- We ace the test

- We ace the test

- Everybody get up for the World's Best

- World's Best, oh

[crowd cheering fading out]

[sighs]

Is that supposed to be you?

You're, like, a rap guy now?

I'm putting myself out there.

Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay, cool.

- [Mr. Oh] Ooh. What up, math champs?

One plus one equals double trouble.

Am I right? [chuckles]

No?

Oh, Jerome, I'm digging the new threads.

Thanks, Mr. Oh. But I'm late. Gotta dip.

Oh... Oh, okay. See you tomorrow.

Do the kids still say dip these days?

I-I gotta go.

Whoa, hey. Um, so...

Is something going on

between you and Jerome?

Um, look, if you ever need

to talk to someone, I'm here...

- Thanks, Mr. Oh, but I got it.

- Yeah, yeah.

Tell your mom I say, "What up?"

[mouthing words] Oh, my God.

[teens chattering]

[Suresh rapping]

Hey, buddy. Um, what was that guy

talking about back there?

- You mean Jerome?

- Oh, no, no.

I meant, uh, Dead Poets Society.

"Hey. Say hi to your mom for me."

All that stuff. What was that about?

Are they like a...

No. Mr. Oh is just a nice guy.

[scoffs] Yeah.

I mean, if you like dimples. [gags]

Or like, you know, muscles.

Who needs those?

Or like a natural charisma

that's really hard to deny.

But you know what? I think

we can both agree that his jokes suck.

[Brooklyn] No farting way.

- The World's Best Emcee.

- [sighs]

[scoffs] You?

Sharn, this "math-hole"

thinks he's a rapper now.

Yo, J-Dog. Is your boy here an emcee?

[sighs] That's it. [sighs]

I'm not his boy. Okay?

Oh. I think this dude jealous

'cause we let J-Dog in our crew.

If you've got bars, let's hear 'em.

Yo, Sharn. Drop a b*at.

- What?

- Sharn.

[clears throat]

[beatboxing]

Oh, hold up. Hold up. Hold up.

Yo, everybody, come in. Come in. Come in.

Everyone. Gather up. Gather up. Everyone.

Peep my boy Prem,

the world's best rapper. Yeah.

- [chanting] Prem. Prem. Prem.

- [beatboxing]

[crowd cheering]

[beatboxing continues]

[chanting continues]

That's what I thought.

You're good in school,

but in the real world,

you'll always be a loser.

[both chuckle]

[Mercedes] Yo, Prem, like name.

It's Mercedes and Gabe

from Ms. Sage's class.

We're gonna do some homework.

Do you wanna come?

- No doubt.

- Wait, Prem.

[Brooklyn] Nice whip.

Peep our dance crew on TikTok.

Liquid Smoke.

I-It's spelled, um, L-I...

- [mumbles] Ah, Q.

- Q, bro. Q.

When I walk out the house

People lookin' at my style

'Cause I meet and I greet

And I hit 'em with a smile

The first thing they say is

There goes Shant

As soon as I step out on the scene

That's Roxanne Shant, the OG queen

A lot of hip-hop

With a little bo-bo

A lot of freestyle

And a real dope flow

I'm cool, I'm fresh as ever

What was that about?

It's nothing.

Hey, you don't think we've been

put on blast like that before?

Truth is bullies are afraid of dreamers.

[song ends]

- What did you get for the second one?

- 282.6.

Because volume is... half of...

What's your favorite flavor of pie?

Serve it R-squared

To get the area inside

Top it with diameter

Circumference you'll see

Pi R-squared times H gets you V

- I know that's not...

- That's an earworm. Hella catchy.

I'll remember that. For real.

But, like, who cares about math?

[chuckles] Right?

Yo, I got scholarships on the line.

Student debt crisis don't play.

I need to ace this class

to get into film school.

I wrote this script

that's like this historical movie,

but the setting is right now,

looking back

from a thousand years in the future.

It's ahead of its time.

But what about the Mathlympics?

- Ms. Sage said...

- Stop playing.

- Those other teams got, like, 50 kids.

- They got uniforms.

- Know what we got on that quiz?

- G's.

- Ms. Sage had to make up a grade for us.

- That's how bad it was.

- We're not math kids like you.

- I'm not a math kid.

Okay, then what are you into?

Rap.

Mostly rap.

Lots of... Lots of rap.

Okay.

What are your top five favorite emcees?

Only five?

[chuckles] That's gonna be hard.

Um... [clears throat]

Geez.

Um.

Emcee Escher.

That dude that does the trippy drawings?

No, it's another guy.

My dad was a rapper,

so he's probably my favorite.

[Gabe] For real?

He was an underground legend.

He did Freestyle Tuesdays at this club,

the Leopard Lounge.

- What's his name?

- Probably haven't heard of him.

He d*ed when I was five.

Cancer.

- Oh, man, that sucks.

- Sorry, dude.

He, uh, he left me some music.

- [Gabe] Whoa, vintage.

- [Mercedes] Can we?

Biz Markie. Slick Rick.

"Teach Me How To" Doug E. Fresh.

- [Gabe chuckles]

- Okay.

Naughty by Nature.

[announcer on recording]

Give it up for Naughty by Nature.

[on speakers] I live and die for hip-hop

This is hip-hop for today

I give props to hip-hop

So hip-hop hooray

Ho, hey, ho, hey, ho

Do you guys listen to this song a lot?

[Mercedes] What?

Do you listen to this song a lot?

[song stops]

- Come on. This is a classic.

- Yeah.

[clears throat]

I guess I mostly listen

to the newer stuff.

These joints are the foundation.

All hip-hop used to be underground

until these heads changed the game.

Prem, these guys took a mic

and two turntables

and turned it into the number-one music

in the world.

They dreamed big and lived large.

Just like we're gonna do. You feel me?

- I feel you.

- [chuckles]

[Gabe, Mercedes chuckle]

Hip-hop, hip-hip-hop

Hip-hip-hop, hooray

There's many hungry hip-hoppers

One reason hip-hop's tip-top today

Swerve what you heard

'Cause I ain't baling no hay

Ain't chopping no crops

But still growing every day

Here's a thunder sound

From the wonders found

From the underground...

[song stops]

You know, the key to good cooking

is you don't need to season it that much.

You can literally just boil things.

Mmm. Mm-hmm.

Mmm. That's good.

That's good. That's perfect.

So what did you get up to after school?

Just hung around in the rec center.

Oh, with Jerome?

- Kinda.

- Kinda?

I looked up the Leopard Lounge.

Oh. Uh-huh.

They still do Freestyle Tuesdays.

- Maybe we could go sometime?

- Into the city?

- On a school night?

- Yeah. Forget it.

Hey. I miss him too, Prem.

But the way to heal is to move forward,

not backwards.

That's why we have goals.

Like the Mathlympics, right?

Okay.

Hey.

Oh, uh.

Seventeen.

["I Wish" playing on computer speakers]

Hello

I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had

A rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a '64 Impala

I wish I was, like, 6'9"

So I can get with Leoshi

'Cause she don't know me

But yo, she's really fine

You know, I see her all the time

Everywhere I go...

[sighs] All right.

- [song fades]

- Let's get to work.

Are you sure, little man?

- 'Cause Mom just said...

- She said to have a goal and I do.

The talent show is two weeks away.

So, I'm moving forward.

Hmm. Some people say

they're moving forward,

but they're really just running away

from what's behind them.

Ooh, that line is fire!

I gotta write it down.

- Oh, wait a minute. I'm not real.

- [sighs]

Are you gonna tell me

what these mean or not?

Yeah, all right. Um, peep game.

Rhymes are like multiplication tables,

and you memorize them so that you

can hop from one to the next.

Yada yada fuel

Yada yada yada tool

Yada yada yada pool

[chuckles]

That is nonsense.

That's algebra, son.

Okay.

X plus Y equals fuel.

You wanna get to fuel so...

You work backwards from the result.

- Ooh.

- Solve for X and Y.

Yes. And that's how you get the sentence.

I let my words become the fuel

I let my rhymes become the tool

I made a splash like in a pool?

Cannonball!

- I spin my rhymes like a spool

- Changed my name like Istanbul

- Changed the game, break the rules

- Threw the gauntlet like a duel

- I eat emcees like bowls of gruel

- That's how the stage became my school

My mind is a crown jewel

The shine will astound you

Design if I knew

Divine profound views

My lines will blind you

Melanated miraculous

Assembling my rhythms

Like I was counting an abacus

[chuckles]

This is inside you.

But you gotta put in the work

to get the payoff.

You practice it

till it feels like breathing.

Until you're riding that line.

- When you're halfway there...

- And halfway to infinity.

Yes.

[Suresh] Class dismissed.

[knocking]

Hey. It's late.

Get to bed, please,

or you'll be a wreck in the morning.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Okay. Well, I guess I should hop back

into the gray nothingness where I live.

Sit your imaginary butt back down.

We're just getting started.

[Suresh] There comes a time

In every man's life

When he has work to do

Yeah

World's Best

[person]

Work, baby, work, baby, work

Okay, got a lot to say

I stay up and I write

From the night to day

Think it's about time

For me to take the stage

'Cause there's a time to work

And a time to play

Okay, got a lot to say

I stay up and I write

From the night to day

Think it's about time

For me to take the stage

'Cause there's a time to work

And a time to play

World's Best

Yeah, yeah, yeah

World's Best Emcees

World's Best

Yeah, yeah, yeah

World's Best Emcees

The Daddy Mac'll make ya

Came to put the pen to paper

- What's "the Daddy Mac'll make ya"?

- Really, son? I'll tell ya later

Anyway, the major gift I'll give you

If you're listening

If you wanna learn to spit

First you must have discipline

Discipline, yeah

I'm livin' diligent

Filling in the minutes

With the rhythms

I've been digging in

Interested in building on the throne

That I'm sitting in

That's my microphone

Say hello to my little friend

Chiggity check it iggity out

One two

What is this?

Wanna be the biggety best

You better mind your business

Better find the fitness

'Cause your mind's limitless

Let the lines be guided

And designed to witness

Worldwide

World's Best

Came to spit the slickness

- You're the litmus

- Can't be listless

'Cause the only mission for us

Is to leave 'em senseless

Feel the stillness

And stay relentless...

...subtract.

When the pirates multiply,

the birds are a sum.

When the pirate's parrot flies away,

the pirate equals one.

Take the stage

'Cause there's a time to work

And a time to play

Okay, got a lot to say

I stay up and I write

From the night to day

Think it's about time

For me to take the stage

'Cause there's a time to work

And a time to play

World's Best

Yeah, yeah, yeah

World's Best Emcees...

World's Best

Yeah, yeah, yeah

World Best Emcees

[songs stops]

World's Best

Yeah, yeah, yeah

World Best Emcees

You wanna improve

Then you gotta infuse

Intuition with the rhythm

Wield your words like Ginsus

Find the fire deep inside of you

And feed it every day

You wanna be the greatest

Hard work is the only way

You gotta eat and sleep and drink

And dream your passion

Gotta put it before everything

That's how you make it happen

- Got to have a new identity

- You got to be yourself

I wanna be the best

You can't be that

By being someone else

[Prem] Okay, I get it, Pop

I keep at it and never stop

I'll never quit

I'm gonna be disciplined

Till I hit the top

[Suresh]

Just remember to be true to you

Nah, after this is through

I'll be something brand-new

And if you could give me a hand too

A few tips on how to live large

With a grand view

I guarantee

That we could be an elite crew

All right, man, but we got work to do

Okay, got a lot to say

I stay up and I write

From the night to day

Think it's about time

For me to take the stage

'Cause there's a time to work

And a time to play

Okay, got a lot to say

I stay up and I write

From the night to day

Think it's about time

For me to take the stage

'Cause there's a time to work

And a time to play

Here we go

It's time to grab the mic

And let 'em know

No matter where we go

You know that we're unstoppable

World's Best

Yeah, yeah, yeah

World's Best Emcees

World's Best

Yeah, yeah, yeah

World's Best Emcees

[screams]

[Ms. Sage] Paul? Pablo?

Praheem?

Praheem?

I'm collecting the homework.

Your equation of me.

Oh. Right.

I'm still working on it actually.

[Gabe chuckles]

[chuckles] That's not

how you place third at Mathlympics.

[both chuckle]

So, in the last scene

the spaceship door opens

and it's his grandpa,

who is also his grandson.

Go to a close-up as the dude says,

"Long time no see!"

Fade to white.

Uh...

I-I-I mean...

You seem very confident.

Self-love is my superpower, baby.

So, when are we gonna hear you spit?

There's a dress rehearsal tomorrow

after school for the Fall Talent Show.

- For real?

- Sick.

- We're a thousand percent there.

- [Gabe] No.

We're ten to the power

of ten percent there.

You feel me?

I mean, that's not a thousand,

but I feel you.

[slurping]

You're not much of a coffee drinker, huh?

This is a disaster.

- We still have time.

- The show's in two days.

- Oh.

- What if I open my mouth and I suck?

What if I prove them all right?

- Can't wait for the show, Prem.

- Leave me alone!

- [sighs]

- Little man, you're overthinking it, okay?

Fear keeps us from living.

And the World's Best Emcee

doesn't have time for that.

So, I'm supposed to just

pretend I'm not afraid?

Yeah. [chuckles]

You fake it till you make it.

That's how "What if?" becomes "What's up?"

But what if...

[Brooklyn laughs]

[Amanda] Oh, my God. That was so funny.

Whoops. I was aiming for the trash.

- Oh, I'll get it.

- What?

No. No, Sharn. Sit down.

[Suresh] Hey. Don't listen to them.

Listen to the b*at in your own head.

Hip-hop is like life.

You can't go halfway.

You gotta go hard.

You wanna be the World's Best Emcee?

You gotta have this.

[tapping]

You need to be your own hype man.

[rhythmic b*at playing]

I'm-I'm not afraid.

What? I'm sorry. Did you say something?

I can't hear you.

- I said I'm not afraid.

- Was that a mouse or a lion?

- What did you say?

- I said I'm not afraid.

Louder, little man.

I said...

We don't have any time

For halfway living

We only have this life

That we've been given

We're gonna twist the key

In the ignition

And ride this till the wheels fall off

We don't have any time

For halfway living

We only have this life

That we've been given

Opportunity's knocking if you listen

So, ride this till the wheels fall off

Calling out to everybody

With a b*at in their heart

It's time to make the party start

We came to deepen the art

Got an awful lot of haters

Trying to keep us apart

If they were smart, they would see

We're at the top of the charts

But they were trying to talk smack

Going on the att*ck

We just smile

And let their words run off our backs

But these silly kids

Don't wanna leave us alone

So we came up with

A few little jabs of our own

Hey, Sharn, were you this hairy

When you were born?

You look like a sheep, Sharn

You need to be shorn

Fuzzy-face fool

You better face the facts

You did seventh grade twice

'Cause of what you lack

Clean up your act

If you're held back another year

You'll be the only middle schooler

With a full-grown beard

Hey, BK, sad to say

You dress like bad anime every day

You try to talk down

To make yourself feel taller

I'm rubber, you're glue

And you'll never be a baller

There's no mistaking it

Prem keep on making it

So get 'em shaking it

While Brooklyn keep on faking it

[whistle blows]

Is he having a stroke or something?

I don't know, dude. He's just a weirdo.

Let's go rehearse.

Nah, nah. Check this out. It'll be epic.

[whistle blows]

We don't have any time

For halfway living

We only have this life

That we've been given

We gonna twist the key in the ignition

And ride this till the wheels fall off

We don't have any time

For halfway living

We only have this life

That we've been given

Opportunity's knocking if you listen

So, ride this till the wheels fall off

[rhythmic b*at continues]

[slurps]

[students laughing]

Last but not least

I'm bringing in a verse

For the traitor who's carrying

His girlfriend's purse

- What's wrong if he carries her purse?

- Not the point.

That's being gentlemanly.

Purses are more practical.

- Dad!

- You can fit a whole sandwich in a purse.

- Check this out.

- You could do better.

I'll take the high road

But then I'm ending it

Wanna talk friendship?

How about Benedict?

We had an academic plan

But he went and quit

And loyalty?

I couldn't smell a hint of it

Squint and you'll see that his pride's

The size of pocket lint

He started at the bottom

And he hasn't moved an inch

I don't need a b*at, a friend, a dad

'Cause I got this

You'll never tear me down

You can't stop this

We could've been

At the top of the class

Now you can find Jerome up Amanda's...

Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

Too far. Too far.

[rhythmic b*at stops]

[Amanda laughs]

[Sharn, Brooklyn laugh]

[Brooklyn] Check it.

Baby's first rhyme book.

[chuckles]

And wh-who's Sureesh?

- [Sharn laughs]

- [Brooklyn] Oh, whoa, big man.

[Sharn] Oh.

It's my dad's. Give it back.

Your dad raps too?

- Aw, that's adora...

- I said give it.

- Sharn.

- Oh, think fast.

[Brooklyn] Throw it in the trash.

Throw it in the trash. Go on. Throw it.

- Throw it in the trash.

- [Sharn] Go.

[whispers, indistinct]

M-My dad keeps a journal too.

But his is in Elvish.

Saved by Creepy Claire.

Are you two dating now? Gross.

- Prem and I are just friends.

- [Sharn] Sure.

Like my dad is "just friends"

with Brooklyn's mom.

Kiss her to say thanks, Prem.

Give me that.

We're not even friends, okay?

Creepy Claire.

[Mr. Oh]

They found your jacket at the gym.

What's going on over here?

[school bell rings]

Is this what living at a hundred

feels like? 'Cause it sucks.

I didn't tell you

to pick on Ginny Weasley.

You said hip-hop was 50% confidence.

Whoa.

Phony rappers knock other people down

to build themselves up.

Real emcees, like us, we own who we are.

That's what makes us untouchable.

Like Mercedes's superpower?

Exactly like that. Let me see that.

Look, it's the difference between running

your mouth and having something to say.

Yikes.

Oh.

Hey, Priya. How have you been?

- Busy. Stressed. So, the usual.

- [Mr. Oh] Hmm. Yeah.

- I get it. [chuckles]

- Yeah. You?

Same.

I feel like a fifth of my former self.

But my therapist says I'm two-tenths.

[chuckles]

[chuckles, snorts] Okay.

- That's really bad.

- I couldn't resist.

[both chuckling]

- We should...

- Sorry if I made it weird.

- No. It's fine.

- I was out of line to ask you out.

No, no. Not out of line. It's just...

Tacky.

You're Prem's teacher.

Well, technically not anymore.

He just might not understand if we...

He-He understands calculus, but...

Emotionally.

Emotionally.

He's so into her.

- [Priya giggles]

- I told you.

So, have you told the girl's parents

what happened?

You know,

their houseboat doesn't have a phone.

So I could try writing them

a letter or something.

But you know, I think Claire will be fine.

It's uh... It's Prem who worries me.

Yeah.

The fight was over an old notebook.

Prem said it belonged to his dad.

He signed up for the talent show

as the World's Best...

Riding in cars with high schoolers?

What are their names?

[gasps] Do they vape?

- Mom.

- And what happened to your hair?

They're helping me get ready for the show.

No, you're quitting the show.

You need to focus on your schoolwork.

Mom, please. I can't let the haters win.

- Winning isn't everything.

- Since when?

You push me to be the best at math,

but when I wanna be the best

at something else,

it's not important.

You love math. You have a gift.

It's just not cool anymore.

Give me the notebook.

It's a rhyme book.

You didn't even know it existed.

You just threw his stuff in a box

and shoved it in a closet.

- Prem.

- I need it to learn how to rap.

- My dad was the World's Best Emcee.

- That is not...

This obsession with your father

isn't healthy.

We have to move on.

I listened to a whole podcast...

Acting like he never existed

isn't moving on.

I'm not doing this with you.

- Give me the notebook. Now.

- No.

- He'd want me to have it.

- You don't know what he'd want.

You didn't know him.

I mean, Suresh didn't want you to be him.

He wanted you to work hard

and get good grades, a good job...

So I can be you?

[sighs]

[Ms. Sage] Okay.

I've got the 50 Lunchables.

I'll add the 30 granola bars.

And that'll be enough for

the State Mathlympics snack table.

[gasps]

It's right around the corner, people.

We still haven't locked in a judge,

but I got a soft yes

from Neil Patrick Harris.

[laughs] You know, I taught Neil.

He was actually a great math student.

He could've been an accountant.

Man, I go har

Har de har de har

Har de har de har

Man, I go har

Har de har de har

Har de har de

I go har

Har de har de har

Har de har de har

Man, I go har

Har de har de har

Hey!

What's up, Notorious MIT?

- What happened to you yesterday?

- I got in a fight.

- Word. Was it with that dance crew?

- Doesn't matter.

I need you to take me

to the Leopard Lounge.

It's Freestyle Tuesday.

- You have the rehearsal after school.

- Mom made me quit the show.

- Come on.

- Why?

She thinks I'm a phony rapper.

That this is all just a fantasy.

But that place is real.

My dad was really there.

If I wanna be a real emcee like him,

that's where I need to go.

[deejay on speakers] Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome to the stage

the World's Best Emcee.

We only have this life

That we've been given

[crowd cheering]

Opportunity's knocking if you listen

Swing, bada bada bing

- About to throw my hat in the ring

- Ring

Big dreams, big heart

I'm the son of a king

Who me?

I'm on the next level with this

Better believe

I'm flyer than an alien is

Double P is a WB

I'm finally free

I guarantee the world's gonna love

When they see me

- When I step in the vicinity

- Uh-huh

I'm halfway there

And halfway to infinity

I'm on my way

And they can't stop the elevation

It's my day

Hey, time for celebration

Show 'em I'm brave

That I'm the next generation

Watch what they say

When they see my equation

- I'm gonna try till I find a way

- Whoo!

Got to make a way

[Suresh] Yeah.

I'm gonna keep reaching for the sky

Whoo!

Till I find a way

Yeah!

Got to make a way

[Suresh] Yeah

[both] Keep on, keep on pushing

Don't stop, don't stop cooking

One step, one step more now

Gonna find what I'm looking for now

Keep on, keep on pushing

Don't stop, don't stop cooking

One step, one step more now

Gonna find what I'm looking for now

Oh, yes, oh, yes

I'm headed back into my kingdom

Open arms are waiting for me

Round of applause and dropped jaws

The craziest scene

They stop and pause for the top boss

The greatest emcee

Some say I'm the bravest

To ever sway on the b*at

The favoritest of anyone

West of Avenue D

Maybe it's me

Maybe it's all make-believe

It ain't about me anyway

I'm here to see you achieve

When you grab the mic

You got a light brighter than UV

Chef Emcee

The competition gonna sous vide

Maybe I'm joking

Though maybe I'm speaking true

The only way to know is

To show 'em just what you do

[both] I'm gonna try till I find a way

[Prem] Got to make a way

Whoo!

I'm on my way

And they can't stop the elevation

It's my day

Hey, time for celebration

Show 'em I'm brave

That I'm the next generation

Watch what they say

When they see my equation

On my way and keep on runnin'

I got a dream to achieve

I'll be keen and cunning

Show 'em I'm brave

That I'm the next generation

Watch what they say

When they see my equation

[neon sign buzzing]

[Prem] Is this it?

Maybe it pumps up after dark.

This place is such a vibe.

[bartender]

Can I help you kids with something?

I'd like to speak with the manager

about performing here tonight.

[bartender laughs] What are you? Nine?

It's an all-ages venue.

My name's Prem Patel.

Dope.

Well, the sign-up sheet is right here.

Show starts in three hours.

Two-drink minimum.

Cream soda's five bucks.

My father used to perform here.

He was an emcee.

- Maybe you saw him?

- A lot of people perform here, kid.

But he was an underground legend.

The best rapper in the city,

maybe even the whole world.

Sick. Can he do a set here tonight?

No, he can't.

- [sighs]

- Wait.

You're Suresh's kid, aren't you?

Man, Suresh.

[laughs] Nobody did it better.

So he really was here.

[chuckles] Yeah, he was here all the time.

Man never knew how to shut up.

- [all chuckle]

- That's definitely him.

Yeah? [chuckles]

I heard that he...

I'm sorry.

Hey. I-I have a picture of him down there.

You wanna see it?

Yeah.

[bartender sighs] Yeah.

What's this?

[bartender]

That's your dad doing his thing.

But he was an emcee.

Oh, I know. [chuckles]

We worked together for five years.

He talked a better game than anyone.

And his favorite thing

to talk about was hip-hop.

[Suresh] Nas had Primo. Pac had Dre.

Biggie made "Juicy Fruit" a hit.

Treach, Krayzie Bone, Slick Rick.

Don't sleep on the West Coast cats

like Gift of Gab.

Hey. What about Fred Durst? He can spit.

What?

Eddie, that sentence

is not gonna age well.

Listen, I'm the expert, okay?

And I'll tell you all, I'm gonna be

at the top of the list one day.

Yo, Skee-Lo. One more.

I've been waiting.

Fine, but only because I'm scared of you.

Dad?

Suresh had big dreams.

The way he talked about it,

it was like he was his own hype man.

All right, grumpy. Here you go.

This one's on me because I made you wait.

But just so you know,

the man pouring you your drink right now

is gonna be a world-famous rapper.

[scoffs] Okay.

Oh, you laugh.

But I've been grinding on my rhymes.

I will be doing shows.

I'm gonna do features.

I'll put out a album.

And everything in this book will make me

the World's Best Emcee. Okay?

You heard it here first.

Hey, Corey.

Make your next move your best move, huh?

- Put me on tonight.

- I can't do it. I need you back here.

- We have that bachelor party later.

- [sighs]

[Corey] I should've put him on too.

I mean, I would see him at open mics

after work with the fellas.

- He had skills.

- But what happened?

[Corey] Well, nothing happened.

One day he quit, and I heard he moved

to Jersey and settled down, you know?

Typical story.

[glass shattering]

- Yo, Suresh. Can you get that for me?

- Yes, sir. One second.

- I'm leaking genius over here.

- [sighs]

Come on, brother. Now, please.

[chuckles]

The world's best never rest. Am I right?

[laughs]

[Suresh] Okay.

Oh, right.

Give the man a free drink

and he drops it on the ground.

Well done. I got it. I got it.

You're not getting another one.

Hey, Corey. We need a smaller broom.

I'm gonna get carpal tunnels.

[Gabe] What does that dude even know

about rap anyways?

- He's just some bartender.

- Gabe!

[Gabe] Which is a great job obviously.

[Mercedes]

So your dad wasn't a rap legend.

Doesn't mean you won't be.

sh**t. My dad's a dentist.

[Gabe]

Yeah, my dad's legit into camping. Like...

[Mercedes] See? It doesn't mean anything.

He failed.

It means that's a part of my equation.

Look, the real world isn't pass or fail.

If you have something to say, just say it.

["Party Plan" playing on speakers]

Party, party, party

Party, party, party, party

[mouthing lyrics]

Party, party, party, party, party

Party plan

Push that system

Bring the heat

So the whole world listen

[song stops]

[student] That sucked.

[scattered applause]

[door opens]

Oh, Prem.

You made it to the dress rehearsal.

Does your mom know you're here?

[Brooklyn]

We're gonna need way more smoke.

We're Liquid Smoke, man.

You're moving like a robot, J-Dog.

And not in a cool way.

Did you stretch your hammies

like we talked about?

[Jerome] Yeah, bro.

The hammies aren't the problem.

[students murmuring]

- [Brooklyn] Don't choke this time.

- [Brooklyn, Sharn chuckle]

[Prem] I can't rap.

[crowd chanting] Prem!

This is inside you.

[crowd chanting] Prem!

[whispering, indistinct]

[Prem] Ho... Hold on. Uh.

[speakers buzzing]

[sighs]

The name's Prem

That's...

[microphone feedback]

[grunts]

[Brooklyn] What's the square root of

you're terrible? [laughs]

[laughs] Like loser, like son.

[laughs]

That's it!

I'm a big dog

Real talk, heart cold

[Sharn, distorted] Smoke him, BK!

Big drops, stay dripped

When I'm bad

Rich, big

With a long stick

That come with it, yeah...

[Jerome] Prem!

[Prem, distorted, shouts]

You're grounded.

No computer or TV.

No more rides from your friends.

I don't know who you are anymore.

You were right.

I'm not an emcee.

I went to the Leopard Lounge.

[sighs]

Dad wasn't the world's best anything.

He was a phony rapper. A loser.

No. Don't ever say that about him.

He was the best for us

in every way that mattered.

This matters to me.

It's actually my fault for trying

to give you one good memory of him.

- But it was a lie.

- Everything I told you was true.

Then you lied to yourself.

That's why you can't move on.

- You're still married to a fantasy.

- Prem!

[footsteps departing]

[paper ball clatters]

Oh, three points!

He's on fire!

Get out of my head.

I told you I couldn't rap!

We both failed.

Why? Because I'm not Snoop or Dre?

You gave up.

You could've done something great.

I did, Prem.

I hit the lottery.

My life was everything I wanted it to be.

All the things you taught me

added up to nothing.

Added up? [scoffs]

Little man, life is not an equation.

I'm sorry that I haven't been here.

But even if I was, it's not like

your life would be a literal musical

with perfect choreography

and fresh outfits.

No. It's messy and bumpy

and scary and strange.

That's what makes it beautiful.

Look, you don't need me

to teach you who you are,

because there is no right answer.

But you're not really here.

[necklace clatters]

[alarm clock ringing]

[ringing stops]

[sighs]

Where did the time all go?

Feels like yesterday

I was beggin' you please, go slow

When did it slip away?

Where did the time all go?

We ran right through the day

Watchin' my baby grow

Tryin' to find your way

This canyon runs deeper between us

Try to fill up the space

But it's never enough

Now we're growing apart together

But what breaks us can make us better

- [Suresh laughs]

- [Priya] Uh-oh! [chuckles]

- [Suresh] I'm going first.

- [Priya] But the board's broken!

[Suresh] No. Come here! [laughs]

You've been scared, I've been scared

And it makes you feel small

Your turn.

- [laughs]

- Okay, watch this. Boom!

Oh!

- No, no, no. Watch this. Done.

- [laughs]

- [Suresh] No way. No chance.

- [Priya] And what about me?

Hey! Hey, what about my turn?

It's a big world

But I keep my light on

Guiding you home through the storm

You've been runnin'

Away from it all

But I want you to know

You can always come home

To my arms

Where did the time all go?

Memories just won't stay

[Mr. Oh] Hello,

welcome to the Fall Talent Show.

[crowd applauding]

[Mr. Oh] Yes, thank you. Thank you.

I'd love to kick this off with some hits

from my old stand-up act.

- [laughs]

- [audience member] Please don't!

- [audience laughter]

- [audience member 2] Wow.

[Mr. Oh] But there's so much talent.

Let's jump in.

Everyone, please take your seats.

- Hey, Claire.

- Hi.

I'm sorry about what I said before.

[Mr. Oh] Our next act...

Saying it doesn't make it true.

That's what my dad told me

about the government.

Don't fall asleep. I pee often.

I remember.

Give it up for our very own dance crew,

Liquid Smoke.

["Party Plan" playing on speakers]

Party, party, party, party, party

[mouthing lyrics]

Party plan, push that system

Bring the heat

So whole world listen

Where's Jerome?

[song continues]

[all coughing]

Oh, that's too much smoke. Uh.

- [Sharn coughing]

- [Brooklyn] Don't stop dancing.

[coughing]

[Brooklyn] How is there this much smoke?

[coughs] I can't see my choreo.

[coughs] Cut the smoke. Cut the smoke.

- [coughs] That's way too much smoke.

- [Sharn] Where'd you guys go?

- [coughing]

- [Sharn] BK? [coughing]

[Brooklyn] Back to one. Back to one.

[Sharn] I'm actually allergic to smoke.

It makes me cough. [coughs]

Push that system

Bring the heat

So the whole world listen

[song stops]

Are you okay?

I just wish they'd told me.

I practiced all night.

- I broke up with Amanda.

- For real?

I fell in love with the idea of her,

you know?

Plus, she made out

with Greg Li during English.

Dude!

Looks like... [sighs] ...we both

have some growing up to do.

Why don't you do it for me?

- Do what?

- The dance.

I'm not any good.

Who cares, man?

Just do your best.

Okay.

Uh, can you press play on, uh,

"Party Plan" by Kayasaurus Rex?

["Party Plan" playing on phone]

Party, party, party, party

Party, party, party

Party, party, party, party

Party, party, party plan

Push that system

Bring the heat

So the whole world listen

[Prem cheering]

Yeah!

[chanting] Jerome! Jerome! Jerome!

["Party Plan" stops]

[crowd applauding]

[Mr. Oh] And for the next act,

Claire "Bu-ju-ju."

[clears throat] Yep.

[pop song playing]

[song continues]

Hey, you guys. How are you?

[gym teacher] Nice.

[laughs]

[song continues]

[song continues]

[song ends]

[Suresh speaking lyrics]

"To the smartest girl in the room

Prettiest too

I know it'll be hard to get through

But you need to hear

What I'm giving to you

I feel the b*at

And the mic speaking in me

And even though the fight

Keeps weakening me

With you and Prem as my light

No one's freer than me

You know, I used to say

'The world's best never rest'

But now what I find is this

Our happiest moments were somehow

The quietest

I'm sorry I'll miss

Making memories with you

But my dream's for you

To both live your lives

So please make it come true

You brought out the best in me

You have since day one

But the best in us both

I see in our son

So just know that today

I only feel blessed

So it's okay to let go

And let Prem do the rest"

[sighs]

What?

Oh, my God.

[chuckles]

[footsteps approaching]

Suresh got this when you were born.

Prem means love.

And Krishna is the god of love.

I was the thinker, and he was the dreamer.

I forgot how much I missed that about him.

Until I started seeing it in you.

You're more like him every day, Prem.

I wasn't ready for it,

but I'm sorry I ever asked you

to be anything else.

I'm sorry too.

You know, hip-hop was

the love of your father's life until...

He met you?

Until he met you, Prem.

Suresh loved being your dad

more than anything.

That's who he was.

He was the best dad.

I know.

Hey.

I called in sick.

I thought maybe we could go into the city.

Leopard Lounge is played out,

but I know this sick spot in Harlem

with a k*ller open mic.

Suresh took me there

to see Naughty by Nature.

Hip-hop, hooray

Ho, hey, ho

- [chuckles]

- You think I don't know hip-hop?

It's just like math.

When it's right, it just flows.

It makes sense of the universe.

[Prem sighs] There's something else

I have to do today.

To help my friends.

Something I love to do.

Something I learned

from an underground legend.

- My life be like ooh ah, ooh

- Yeah

- My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, ooh

- Yeah

- Ooh ah, ooh

- Yeah

- My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, ooh

- Yeah

My life be like

It's times like these that make me say

Lord if you see me

Please come my way

Like leaving bread crumbs

For when I stray

Rely on sacrifice

And the price you paid

- Feel me like a fingertip

- Fa-fingertip

[sighs]

So, what's the solution, little man?

Who is Prem Patel?

The truth is, I'm just a math guy.

[crowd chanting] Prem!

[Suresh] Hmm.

- But I'm also an emcee.

- Word.

World's Best

- I'm a hard worker and a fast learner.

- [Suresh] Uh-huh.

- I'm a sharp dresser and a good friend.

- Ooh.

- [Prem] I'm confident. Sometimes.

- [Suresh] Yeah.

And I try to keep it real.

I'm a winner and a loser.

A thinker and a dreamer.

- [crowd cheers]

- And I'm just getting started.

Prem equals infinity.

[crowd chanting] World's Best!

Sounds like the right answer to me.

What am I looking at?

It's destiny, baby.

[Ms. Sage]

It's time to make math-e-magic, people!

Guess what?

Neil Patrick Harris canceled on me.

[chuckles]

So, I called my friend Doug E. Fresh.

[beatboxing]

Let's get mathinated, people!

[crowd cheering]

[student beatboxing]

[Delta team]

What's your favorite flavor of pie?

Serve it R-squared

To get the area inside

Top it with diameter

Circumference you'll see

And pi R-squared times H gets you V

Two A is in the basement

B minus on the porch

A plus or A minus

Gets you in the front door

Of the square root house

Where B squared subtracts

Four times A times C spells ack

Two parrots perched

On two pirates' backs

When the pirates divide

The parrots subtract

When the pirates multiply

The birds are a sum

When the pirate's parrot flies away

The pirate equals one

One, one

[beatboxing stops]

50 Percent, you made it.

- Thanks for the rhyme, Emcee.

- [chuckles]

Sorry I drank the haterade.

I just want to help.

[Mercedes] Great.

'Cause we need a miracle.

Well, that's not terrifying.

Priya, hey!

[crowd cheering]

Hey.

[Gabe] Whoo!

Okay, at any rate

No more debate

Check out

The best Mathlympics in this state

[beatboxing]

[crowd cheering]

Whoo-hoo!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

[Doug E. Fresh beatboxing]

[beatboxing stops]

One

Here comes the two

To the three and four

Here comes the five to the six

This is it

Seven to the eight, nine, ten, eleven

Twelve years old

And it's about to get lit

This is it

I never liked school

Skipped the university

But I went and had a son

Who was smart enough to tutor me

Like a Texas Instrument

Numbers at my fingertips

You talkin' math, I'm literate

Give 'em a little bit

This is it

Think Pythagoras meets Dr. Seuss

Square my side to find my hypotenuse

1.61, the golden ratio

If you don't know Fibonacci

Now you know

Radical thinking

With an exponential brain

My right angle's sharp

My cosine is insane

And 3.141592653

Is a fresh slice of pi

X plus X times Y to the Z

Solve for the difference

Between you and me

If you're positive or negative

Infinite or prime

It's the same equation

And it takes all kinds

[buzzer blares]

Correct.

You can't find a formula

To turn back time

But you can make a moment

Last forever in rhyme

Give it up for my son

The big-brain boy wonder

Giving props to my pops

The imaginary number

You have six minutes remaining.

[beatboxing]

[beatboxing continues]

[beatboxing stops]

Yes!

[Doug E. Fresh] Final question.

Define imaginary number.

[buzzer blares]

Claire, you got this.

Imaginary numbers are tons of fun

You take i times i

And get negative one?

That's impossible, you see

It's a slight philosophy

It's to let you do the math

In a fa-fa-fantasy

In reality, most things don't compute

Like when you take a negative

And find the square root

So we adding up imaginary numbers

All day

'Cause who needs

The real world anyway?

You can't find a formula

To turn back time

But you can make a moment

Last forever in rhyme

I love you so much

Big-brain boy wonder

Giving props to my pops

The imaginary number

[Suresh] Whoa

We only have this life

That we've been given

I stay up and I write

From the night to day

Opportunity's knocking if you listen

'Cause there's a time to work

And a time to play

We only have this life

That we've been given

I stay up and I write

From the night to day

Opportunity's knocking if you listen

[Suresh] Whoa

[Prem] No matter where we go

You know that we're unstoppable

I gotta say,

what I've seen today is magical.

You should all be proud of yourselves.

But unfortunately,

there can only be one best in state.

In third place,

Ms. Sage's 11th-grade class.

- [students screaming]

- [screams, laughs]

- Oh, yeah! Yes! Yeah! [laughs]

- Yes! [laughs]

[Mercedes] We did it, yo! We're not last!

[cheering, laughing]

[chanting] We're number three!

[Doug E. Fresh] If the third-place team

can please calm down,

I'll announce the rest of the winners.

I-It's alpaca wool.

I noticed you like large clothing.

Uh, thanks, Claire.

- [Prem] That's an a*t*matic A, right?

- Would be. If we needed it.

Nice. We're the Two-Tan Clan of math.

- [Claire chuckles]

- Good effort.

So, you hopping on the bus with us

back to Olive Garden?

Uh, I'll go ask my mom. Catch you later.

[rapping kid] Okay.

[kid beatboxing]

[rapping kid]

Every day I do it like yo

[students] Yo.

- My people see me doing it like yo

- [students] Yo

Everybody's trying to hear my flow

But when you step to me

You get the hands like no

[students cheering, laughing]

[rapping kid]

Yeah, okay, so we go

We rapping on the ones and twos

I'm chilling with me and my crew

Hey.

Yeah, here we go

See me on the TV show

[beatboxing stops]

- What?

- Yo.

- Who's that kid?

- He's so little. Does he go here?

Let's see what you got, little man.

[beatboxing]

- Come on, buddy.

- You got it.

- Come on, bro.

- Yeah.

[beatboxing continues]

Yeah

The name's Prem

That's what they call the kid

It means love

Now you better give me all of it

My medulla's mythical

Like the Minotaur

I never ate a b*at before

But I like the taste, so give me more

My pop's not here

But he's looking down

Matter of fact, he's right next to me

He's all around

He's the one who gave me the mic

And showed me what to do with it

So I'm about to break the b*at down

Like my freaking humerus, uh

- Yeah! Okay.

- [students cheer]

- But that's his ulna.

- Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Here we go now

[rapping continues indistinctly]

When you've shown that

You're strong on your own

Thought that you were alone

But you're wrong

I've been here all along

You've been runnin'

Runnin' faster than I can let go

It's a big world

But I keep my light on

Guiding you home through the storm

You've been runnin'

Away from it all

But I want you to know

You can always come home

To my arms

Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh

All right

Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh

Let's go

I got the wind in my hair

I got so much to share

Woke up with so many cares

But I don't see those anywhere

I see the sun

I am the son

Feel like my journey has just begun

Just begun

I was no one

Now I'm a stallion and flying

Joy is multiplying

And I'm on the run

Got a new perspective

Guess you could say

That it was cloudy

But now I think it finally might be

A good day

I was feeling low

Couldn't find my way

Nowhere to go

I was lost in the fray

Now I got a new perspective

And I guess you could say

That it was cloudy

But now I think it finally might be

A good day

They say heroes never die

And I hope that is true

'Cause that's the only way

I'll ever get back closer to you

They say that heroes never die

As long as they move the crowd

So that's what I'm doing now

Whoa, hope that I make you proud

Oh, what a beautiful feeling

Free as a soaring eagle

I do it for love

Do it for family

For all the people

The sun is shining

We sh**ting stars

And the world is watching

There's no stopping

We at the top of the mountain

Never dropping

I was feeling low

Couldn't find my way

Nowhere to go

Lost in the fray

Got a new perspective

And I guess you could say

That it was cloudy

But now I think it finally might be

A good day

[Suresh] Whoa, oh, oh, oh

[Prem] Good day

[Suresh] Whoa, oh, oh, oh

[Prem] Good day

[Suresh] Whoa, oh

Oh, oh, oh

[Prem] Good day

- [Prem] I was in the dark

- [Suresh] Dark

- Feeling terrified

- Yeah

- I looked in my heart

- Heart

- Found a b*at inside

- Yeah

I went and turned it up

- Yeah

- And now it's amplified

- Yeah

- You know I've never been better

I'm feeling so alive

[Suresh] Uh-huh

Okay

Yeah

[both] Whoa, oh

Whoa, oh, oh

[Prem] All right

Whoa, oh

Whoa, oh, oh

All right

[both] Got a new perspective

Guess you could say

That it was cloudy

But now I think it finally might be

A good day

I was feeling low

And couldn't find my way

Nowhere to go

I was lost in the fray

Now I got a new perspective

And I guess you could say

That it was cloudy

But now I think it finally might be

A good day

Good day

Whoa, oh, oh

All right

[both] Good day

They say heroes never die

And I hope that is true

'Cause that's the only way

I'll ever get back closer to you

They say that heroes never die

As long as they move the crowd

So that's what I'm doing now

I hope that I make you...

[Prem, Suresh] World's best

Yeah, yeah, yeah, world's best emcees
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