03x56 - Camel

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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03x56 - Camel

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(monitor whirs)

- Hoobledoop, tiddly peeps.

I'm Hubba Hubba talking

to you from Hoobland.

And I'm about to send

four of my favorite Hoobs

down to Earth, to

find out all about you

for my Great Hoobapedia.

Here they come.

(futuristic music)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

♪ Iver, Groove and Tula ♪

♪ We're Hoobs ♪

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Ooo, ooo, ooo ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engines spinning ♪

♪ Hoob-Hoob-Hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

♪ Here we come ♪

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say? ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪

(chilled music)

- Aren't clouds hoobacious?

- Hmm, yes Ivor, especially

when they're animals.

- What do you mean

when they're animals?

- Well, look.

That cloud up there

looks like a pig.

- Does it?

- Hmm.

- Looks like a cloud to me.

- Hey, look what I've got.

A tiddly peep gave me

this hooby, groovy book

with lots of animals in it.

- That's nice Groove.

D'you know, I'd rather look

at real pictures of animals

than tryna see

animals in the clouds.

- Yeah.

And I've found the most

hooby groovy animal ever.

Look Ivor, the tiddly peeps

told me that they're

called camels.

And the most hooby

groovy thing about them

is that they have these

humps on their backs, look.

- I can see one,

up in the clouds.

Look, it's got two humps.

- Ah?

Oh yes, thank you Tula.

- Now, some of

them have one hump

and some of them have two.

The ones with one hump

are called dromedaries.

Hooby groovy name, eh?

Dromedaries.

- Oh yes, Groove, yes.

- And they live in

the desert you see

and they walk all the

way across the sand...

- D'you know that's

very interesting Groove

but we haven't got

time for camels now.

We need a question

for Hoob News.

- I wonder what camels

use their hump for?

- Yes Groove,

they must use them for

something, but what?

♪ What ♪

♪ Oh what ♪

♪ What ♪

♪ Oh what, oh what ♪

- It doesn't matter what.

We're meant to be

thinking up a question,

not going on about why

do camels have humps.

- [Hubba Hubba] Hubba Hubba.

(mumbles)

- That is the question.

(yells)

(laughs)

- Now we've got to

find out about camels,

whether you like it or not.

Come on Tula.

- Why do camels have humps?

What a fantabihooby

question for Hoob News.

I am certain no Hoob in Hoobland

will have ever seen anything

like a camel before,

so it will be perfect

for my Hoobapedia.

I'll email Roma right away

and see if she can

find out about camels.

- Oh, especially the

hooby groovy humps.

- Oh yes, the humps.

Very, very, important.

And in the meantime, here's

a story a tiddly peep sent me

about some little aliens

on the planet Zarg.

(groans)

No idea what it has to

do with humps, Hoobs,

but see what you make of it.

(monitor whirs)

- [Narrator] Long ago,

if you had visited

the planet Zarg

you would have met

the caterpaliens.

They were long, thin creatures

with six little legs;

two at the front,

two in the middle

and two at the back of their

caterpillar-like bodies.

A big black cloud loomed

above the planet Zarg,

making it a dreary place to

live, even for caterpaliens.

They would spend the days

eating jiggly berries

off the jiggly creeper

that spread itself across

the dry Zargian ground.

But one day, the big

black cloud burst.

It rained and rained.

The planet Zarg got

greener and greener,

and the jiggly creeper

turned into a jiggly vine.

Up and up and up it grew.

The caterpaliens then realized

that they had a problem.

"How are we going to

get jiggly berries

now that they're

growing so high up?"

But Julian, the

chief, had an idea.

Very carefully he

raised himself up.

First, as high as he

could on six legs,

then on four legs, and

finally he stood right up

on his two back legs.

"I can reach."

And he reached for a berry

with one of his front legs.

From that day on,

the caterpaliens

learned to get about

on their two back legs.

And they used their

other legs as arms

to reach out for jiggly berries.

So if you were to

visit Zarg today,

you would meet the caterpaliens.

They are now tall,

thin creatures

with two little legs

and four long arms.

(monitor whirs)

- Oh, that was a

hoobacious story.

- Yes it was, but what's

it got to do with camels?

The caterpaliens were

on the planet Zarg,

nowhere near where camels live.

- But maybe that's the point.

- Eh?

- Maybe the story is something

to do with where camels live.

- Ah.

Well they live in the desert.

- So maybe a camel has a hump

because it has changed so

it can live in the desert.

- Oh, oh, like Julian changed

when the jiggly berries grew?

- Yes.

He changed from

walking on six legs

to walking on two when

he needed to be higher.

- So you think that

living in the desert

might have something to do with

why camels have grown humps?

- Yes.

- I can't think how.

- Hubba Hubba.

How are you getting on Hoobs?

- Well Tula thinks

that the humps

have something to

do with the camels

living in the desert,

but we're not sure what.

- Well as it happens, I've

been busy searching Hoobnet,

and I've come up with some

pictures of the desert.

Maybe they'll give

you a few clues.

(monitor whirs)

Now, it says here Hoobs,

that the deserts

are full of sand

but there's no water anywhere.

Ooh, they are rather

humpy though, aren't they?

A bit like the camels.

Perhaps the camels

live in the deserts

because the deserts are

humpy like the camels.

(chuckles)

- Yes I'm sure camels have humps

because they live in the desert.

- I'm sorry Tula,

but that idea makes

absohoobylutely no sense.

- You can't say

that, you don't know.

- Well I don't see

how hoobloads of sand

can possibly be connected

with big, hairy humps.

- But I bet it is.

- Hubba Hubba.

(monitor whirs)

Now now Hoobs, don't

have a hooby squabble.

Could I suggest that perhaps

a visit to the tiddly peeps

might be in order.

- Yes, Hubba Hubba.

We are rather in need of some

proper facts around here.

I'll go.

Come on Groove, you drive.

- Ivor.

(chuckles)

Bet I'm right.

You ask those tiddly peeps.

- Seat belts.

- [Both] We're off to

see the tiddly peeps.

(playful music)

♪ Yee haw ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ They're smart

they're fun they know ♪

♪ The tiddly peeps

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ Help us find things out ♪

♪ They give us clues

they tell us news ♪

♪ That's what

they're all about ♪

(playful music)

♪ Yee hoo ♪

♪ The tiddly peeps,

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who what where

why when and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them off we go ♪

♪ Yoo hoo ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ They're smart

they're fun they know ♪

- Hoobledoop tiddly peeps.

- [Both] Hoobledoop Ivor.

- Do you want to

do a hooby hello?

- [Both] Yes please.

- [All] Hoobledoop,

hoobledoop, woop, woop, woop.

- Oh wow, that is a

hoobacious sandpit you've got.

And it's funny

because that's exactly

what I've come to ask you about.

- About sandpits?

- Well not sandpits

exactly, but sand.

And not only sand, camels too.

- What do you need

to know, Ivor?

- Well, we've been trying to

find out about them today.

So far we know that the

camels live in the desert,

and that the desert

is full of sand.

- Do you know about their feet?

- Their feet?

What about them?

- Camels feet are

a special shape

so that they can

walk on the sand.

Look, if I press a stick

on to the sand it sinks in.

- But this flat

thing stays on top.

Camels feet are flat like this.

- Oh, I see.

So because their feet are

flat, it makes it easier

for them to walk on the sand.

They don't sink in.

- That's right.

- And sometimes camels have

to walk a long, long way.

- But why's that?

- Because they are used

for carrying people and

things around in the desert.

- Hooby galooby, you know

so much about camels.

Well thanks for your

help tiddly peeps.

- That's okay, Ivor.

- Well I better be getting

back now, but thanks again.

Hooble-toodle-doo.

- [Both] Hooble-toodle-doo.

(laughs)

(playful music)

- Well I think I can say

I discovered some hoobacious

facts about camels there.

- Yes but didn't you forget

to ask about something, Ivor?

Something rather important?

- No I don't think so.

- Something lumpy and hairy,

something rather hooby groovy.

- What?

♪ What what what ♪

♪ What ♪

- [Both] The hump, that's what.

- Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, sorry.

But it was hoobaciously

interesting.

All that stuff about camels

carrying people and

things, and walking along.

- Ooh, hang on, hang on.

Maybe that's why

camels have humps.

They make it easier

to carry things.

- Of course.

Why don't we try it out.

- Yes, well that's what I had

in mind all along, of course.

- We could make Groove a hump

and then see if it

makes it easier.

- Me, why me?

- Because you're the one who

thinks humps are hooby groovy.

- It's not fair, it's always me.

- We could use this cushion.

- Yes, we could tie

it on to Groove.

- Okay, Tula.

But how?

♪ How ♪

♪ How how how ♪

♪ How ♪

♪ How how how ♪

♪ How how how how how ♪

- With the hooby

rope, that's how.

- It's not very comfy Tula.

- Well we'll start

with something little.

Bend over.

Ah, yes.

How's that?

- Oh that's fine.

That doesn't feel heavy at all.

- What about this bag then?

(chuckles)

- Hey, is that from

my things I can hang in my

closet cupboard collection?

- Well maybe you

should change it to

things I can hang on

my hump collection.

(chuckles)

- Right then.

(grunts)

Hey, you know I'm getting

to quite like this hump now.

It's hooby groovy, load away.

- Right Groove, you said it.

(grunts)

(yells)

- Now that is

really rather heavy.

I think I...

- Oh, Groove, are you all right?

- [Groove] Get off me.

- Sorry Groove, sorry.

- Nope, it's no good.

A hump doesn't help

you carry things,

it makes it worse.

Takes up all the

room on my back.

- [Roma] Roma.

- That's Roma.

I hope she's found

out something.

- Hoobledoop Hoobs.

- [All] Hoobledoop, Roma.

- Now Hoobs, as you see, I've

managed to get to the desert.

So far I've met

quite a few camels.

But I'm afraid they haven't

been all that friendly.

I've heard that if you

make a camel cross,

it'll actually spit at you.

- Ew.

- Ew, indeed Tula.

And to make it even worse,

the stuff they spit

at you is their cud.

That's all the chewed up

food they've been eating.

- Oh.

What do they eat, Roma?

- Well, funnily enough Ivor,

that's a rather fantabihooby

thing about a camel.

Their mouth and

lips are so tough

that they can eat

the twigs and leaves

from the sharpest, thorniest

bushes in the desert,

and it doesn't hurt.

Isn't that hoobaciously clever?

- It doesn't sound

like much fun though.

- No Groove, but it's

one reason why camels

are able to live here.

Sometimes camels have

to travel a long way

to find any bushes at all,

as usually they only grow

at a place called an oasis.

And these oases

are very far apart.

- Hooby galooby.

No wonder camels get cross.

I wouldn't like it if my hooby

bun was sharp and thorny,

and I had to travel

for miles to get it.

- Ah, hang on a moment Hoobs,

I think I may have

annoyed one of the camels.

I can see a rather cross

one heading this way.

- Oh on Roma, what

are you going to do?

- Well Tula, if I don't want

to get covered in green goo

I think I'd better be

saying hooble-toodle-doo.

So, hooble-toodle-doo.

- [All] Hooble-toodle-doo.

- Hooby galooby, green goo.

They spit green goo.

(draws spit)

- Groove, no spitting

in the Hoobmobile.

- I'm only joking Ivor.

D'you know camels get more

hooby groovy by the minute.

- Hmm, I'm not sure Roma

would agree with you Groove.

- They may be hooby groovy,

but we're still no

nearer the answer.

We still don't know

why camels have humps

and it's nearly

time for Hoob News.

- Hubba Hubba.

(monitor whirs)

Guess what Hoobs?

I've been having another look

on Hoobnet, and I've found out

that camels are often

called ships of the desert.

- Ships of the desert?

Why?

- Because they carry large loads

and have a rolling walk,

like this, you see.

(laughs)

So if you sit on top of a camel,

it feels like you're

on a ship, you see.

(chuckles)

Isn't that hoobledoobleduper.

- Yes it is, Hubba Hubba.

(laughs)

But it doesn't help

us with the answer.

- Well no Groove,

but it's a fantabihooby

fact, just the same.

- Oh yes, Hubba Hubba,

it certainly is.

(chuckles)

Oh, the ship of the desert.

(chuckles)

Hoobacious.

♪ They call him the

ship of the desert ♪

♪ 'Cos he rolls around

like a boat on the sea ♪

♪ This fascinating mammal

with a hump is a camel ♪

♪ But we don't know

what the hump can be ♪

♪ His feet go thump,

thump, thump in the sand ♪

♪ But why the hump ♪

♪ We don't understand ♪

♪ It doesn't help

him carry things ♪

♪ It's not really to ride on ♪

♪ The answer is

tricky to decide on ♪

♪ They call him the

ship of the desert ♪

♪ 'Cos he rolls around

like a boat on the sea ♪

♪ This fascinating mammal

with a hump is a camel ♪

♪ But we don't know

what the hump can be ♪

♪ You'll find him at an oasis ♪

♪ Eating some spiky

thorns in a clump ♪

♪ He has rubbery

lips and he spits ♪

♪ He spits and he gets

in quite a grump ♪

♪ And what is that hump ♪

♪ Hump humpity hump ♪

♪ Yes what's the

point of that hump ♪

♪ They call him the

ship of the desert ♪

♪ 'Cos he rolls around

like a boat on the sea ♪

♪ This fascinating mammal

with a hump is a camel ♪

♪ But we don't know

what the hump can be ♪

♪ No we don't know

what the hump can be ♪

♪ The hump can be ♪

Oh dear, this is proving

to be very difficult.

- Hubba Hubba.

Hump, hump, humpity, hump.

Oh, Hoobs I am enjoying this.

- Yeah, me too Hubba Hubba,

but we still don't know

what those humps are for.

- Well, as the tiddly peeps

knew all about camels feet

you could go and ask

them about the humps now.

- Yes Hubba Hubba,

hoobacious idea.

- And Ivor...

- Hmm.

- Try to remember this time.

- Yeah.

- Oh yes, of course I will, yes.

(chuckles)

Hump, hump, humpity, hump.

- I'll drive so I can

remind you all the way.

(laughs)

Hump, hump, humpity, hump.

- [All] Hump, hump,

humpity, hump.

Hump, hump, humpity, hump.

(playful music)

♪ Yee haw ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ They're smart

they're fun they know ♪

♪ The tiddly peeps the tiddly

peeps if we need to know ♪

♪ Who what where

why when and how ♪

♪ Well ask them off we go ♪

♪ Yoo hoo ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ They're smart

they're fun they know ♪

- Hoobledoop, tiddly peeps.

- [Both] Hoobledoop, Ivor.

- Oh, you're packing your bags,

I'm sorry to interrupt you.

- It's okay Ivor,

how can we help you?

- Well we are trying to

find out about camels.

We know that they

live in the desert,

and we know what they eat,

and we know they have to

go a long way to find food,

but we just can't seem to

find out about their hump.

- Well the hump's got something

to do with all those things.

- Really?

- Yes.

You see, my mum made us

these packed lunches.

- A packed lunch.

Ah, now, that's a lunch you

can take with you, isn't it?

- Yes, and that's what's

in the camels hump.

- What, a packed lunch?

- Well, sort of.

- The camel has to carry some

food with it on long journeys.

- You mean a camel carries

its food in its hump?

- A kind of food.

It turns food and water into

fats, and keeps it in its hump.

- Hooby galooby.

So a camels hump helps

it to live in the desert?

- That's right.

- That means Groove

was right all along.

A camels hump is hooby groovy.

Thanks so much for

your help tiddly peeps.

I'd better be getting back now.

Hooble-toodle-doo.

- [Both] Hooble-toodle-doo.

(chuckles)

(playful music)

- I just knew that the hump

had something to do with

the place camels live.

- You're a hooby

groovy Hoob, Tula.

- Humpity hump, hoobacious.

Everything is sorted.

- Although if you

hadn't forgotten

to ask the tiddly

peeps about humps

in the first place, Ivor,

we'd have found the

answer much, much, sooner.

- Yes, yes, I know.

Sorry.

You're right, Tula.

Silly me.

- Oh, I'm glad you

forgot, Ivor, or otherwise

we wouldn't have learned all

the other hooby groovy things

about camels, like the spitting.

- No, Groove, no, don't

even thing about it.

Come on then, it's

time for Hoob News.

- [All] Hump, hump,

humpity, hump.

Hump, hump, humpity, hump.

(exotic music)

♪ Who can live in

a desert land ♪

♪ The desert land

all covered in sand ♪

♪ Who can live in

a desert land ♪

♪ The camel can ♪

♪ Who can walk in

the desert land ♪

♪ The desert land

all covered in sand ♪

♪ Who can walk in

the desert land ♪

♪ The camel can ♪

♪ Yes the camel can ♪

♪ Who stays cool in

the desert land ♪

♪ The desert land

all covered in sand ♪

♪ Who stays cool in

the desert land ♪

♪ The camel can ♪

♪ Yes the camel can ♪

♪ The camel can ♪

- Hubba Hubba.

Well Hoobs, are you ready

to give me your Hoob News,

for my Great Hoobapedia?

- We're ready Hubba Hubba.

- Then take it away.

- Hoobledoop, woo, to

all you Hoobs out there.

Welcome to Hoob News, the news

show for Hoobs everywhere.

I'm Ivor.

- I'm Tula.

- And I'm Groove.

- And today we've been

asking the question...

- Why do camels have humps?

- [Ivor] Hubba Hubba sent

us a hoobacious story

about a little caterpalien.

He lived on the planet Zarg.

He had to change when

all about him changed.

- [Tula] And I started wondering

whether camels' humps

were something to do

with where they lived.

- [Ivor] Of course,

camels live in the desert.

The tiddly peeps told me

all about the camel's

amazing flat feet

that don't sink into the sand.

- We also discovered

that camels are used

for carrying people and things

long distances

across the desert.

- [Ivor] So we

made Groove a hump

to see if it made

the job easier.

- [Groove] But it didn't.

- [Ivor] Then Roma told us

that camels have

thick rubbery lips

so that they can eat

the dry, thorny bushes

that grow in the desert.

- [Tula] And sometimes,

camels have to travel

miles to find them.

- [Groove] She also told us

about the hooby groovy green

goo that camels spit at you.

- [Ivor] Then I went

back to the tiddly peeps

and they told me all about

why camels have humps.

- [Tula] And the answer is...

- To store fat in

so that the camel last all

the way across the desert.

- How extraordinary.

You store fat in your

tummy, don't you Groove?

- Yeah.

If I were a camel then I would

have the biggest hump of all.

(laughing)

- I bet you would too.

So it's thanks once again

to Ivor, Tula, Groove

and Roma, for giving

Hoobs everywhere

a little peep into

the world of peeps.

And remember, wherever you are,

have a nice day and

hooble-toodle-doo.

- [All] Hooble-toodle-doo.

- Oh, I wonder if that

hoobly groobly camel cloud

is still up in the sky?

- Oh well let's go and see.

Are you coming, Ivor?

- Yes, I think I will.

I deserve a bit of a lie down.

- Come on then.

Hump, hump, humpity, hump.

- [All] Hump, hump,

humpity, hump.

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Ooo ooo ooo ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob-Hoob-Hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

♪ Here we come ♪

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪
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