03x06 - Freezing

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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03x06 - Freezing

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(computerized whooshing)

- Hooble doo, Tiddlypeeps!

I'm Hubba Hubba talking

to you from Hoobland

and I'm about to send

four of my favorite Hoobs

down to Earth to find

out all about you

for my great Hoobapedia.

Here they come!

(computerized whooshing)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

- Iver!

- Groove!

- And Tula!

- [All] We're Hoobs!

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobavil is

coming your way ♪

- Oh here we come!

- Way!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪

- Oh I can't find the

Hoobo fizz anywhere.

I made a huge jug

of it yesterday.

Hooby bother!

- Hey what up Tula?

- Oh.

- Ouch!

- Oh sorry Iver, I had

my mind on Hoobo fizz.

- Well I had my

mind on thinking up

a question for Hoob News.

- Well let's find the

Hoobo fizz first Iver.

It must be here somewhere.

But where?

♪ Where, where, where, where ♪

- I'm not sure where.

Oh Groove was up on the

Hooby roof garden yesterday

and maybe he took it with him.

- Right.

Oh excuse me Groove

I'm just going up

to the Hooby roof garden.

- I wouldn't go up there Tula.

Well it's cold up there,

yeah, very cold brr.

- Did you leave the

Hoobo fizz up there?

- Uh the Hoobo fizz.

Oh now let me think.

- I'm going to look!

- Oh Hooby bother.

- You did leave it

up there didn't you?

- Oh yes I did Iver.

I just been to get it but

it's gone cold and hard.

- Oh it's gone cold and hard.

(Tula grunting)

Groove, Iver!

Iver!

Groove!

- Hold on to your

twizzle tuff Groove.

She's wanted to

drink a Hoobo fizz

for ages and now she's...

- It's gone all cold and hard!

- Oh dear.

- Hoobo fizz is for drinking

and it's completely undrinkable.

- Oh yes well,

undrinkable, yes, hard.

- Look I'm sorry Tula,

I didn't turn it cold and

hard I just forgot it.

When I went and took it later

it had gone cold

and hard on its own.

I didn't know what to do.

- Neither do I.

Will we ever be able to

drink our Hoobo fizz again?

- [Computer] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- Oh that's Hubba Hubba.

You pitch him the question.

- Will we ever be able to

drink our Hoobo fizz again?

What a Hoobacious question.

I'm sure that Hoobs

everywhere will want to know

what to do if there Hoobo

fizz goes cold and hard.

- I'm sure they will Hubba

Hubba it's very annoying.

- I'll email Roma to see

what she can find out

about cold and hard things.

But first let me see if there's

anything cold and

hard on Hooblette.

(laughs) Brr, we're in luck.

These are icicles Hoobs, that

looked very cold and hard.

That's so hard he's having

to drill through it.

Look at all those hard lumps

of ice around that boat.

Oh look at Tiddlypeeps

with ice lollies.

Oh look he's sawing

through that ice.

Must be cold there!

Look there's an

animal on the ice.

Oh and another Tiddlypeep

with an ice lolly.

- Well you can't drink any

of those cold hard

things can you?

- No but I want one

of those ice lollies

that Tiddleypeeps were licking.

Maybe we can put the jug

of Hoobo fizz on this stick

and turn it into an ice lolly.

- No Groove!

Ice lollies have nothing to do

with answering our question.

- This is gonna be the biggest

Hooby grooviest ice lolly

in the world ever.

(ice clinking)

(stick cracks)

Aw Hooby bother.

I don't think this enormous

ice log is gonna come

out of this jug.

- [Computer] Roma,

Roma, Roma, Roma.

- Hooble to poobs.

- [Both] Hooble too, Roma.

- Today I'm reporting

from the Arctic Circle,

one of the coldest places

on the Peep planet.

And I'm surrounded by

these huge white icebergs.

Now, you'd be right

to think Hoobs

that they look like

great big mountains

in the middle of the sea.

- [Iver And Tula] Yes.

- But let me tell you this.

They're not made of

rock like mountains are.

Oh no, they're made of water!

- [All] Made of water?

- I knew you'd never believe it.

You see when water gets

very, very cold it goes hard.

This is called freezing.

These icebergs are

made of Hoobloads

of water that's been frozen.

- [All] Hooby galooby.

- All sorts of liquids

can freeze you know.

I made this for example.

An ice lolly by freezing

some orange juice.

- But how Roma?

- Oh it was easy Groove.

I put the stick in a

little cup of orange juice

and then I left it out in

the cold to freeze solid.

Once it's frozen you just

pull the stick out of the cup

and the lolly comes with it.

Fantabby Hooby.

The orange juice has turned

from runny liquid

into solid ice.

(licking noise)

Mm.

This is Roma Hoob freezing in

the Arctic with an ice lolly.

Hooble tootle brr.

- [All] Hooble tootle brr.

- How Hooby groovy was that, eh?

Do you think I could make

lollies out of Hoob juice?

- So, our Hoobo fizz was

left outside in the cold

and now it's frozen

just like the icebergs.

- It still doesn't help us

find a way of drinking it.

- Well there must be a way Tula.

- But how?

♪ How, ♪

♪ How ♪

♪ How, how ♪

♪ How ♪

♪ How, how, how, how, how, how ♪

- I don't know how but

I do know how to make

Hoob juice ice lollies.

I've put the juice in the cups,

the sticks in the juice,

and now I'm gonna freeze

them on the roof garden.

- But Groove we're

meant to be finding out

if we can make the

Hoobo fizz runny.

- [Computer] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba

- Oh it's Hubba Hubba,

he might have some news Tula.

- Is that Hoobo

fizz Hubba Hubba?

- Yes, it certainly is Tula.

It tastes so

Hoobacious (hiccups).

Oh dear, now I've

got the Hooby hics.

(laughs)

- Oh I wish I could

have the Hooby hics too.

But that won't happen until we

get to drink our Hoobo fizz.

- Oh yes (hiccups) now I've

been trying to find out

all about freezing (hiccups)

and I came across a

story which may (hiccups)

give you some more (hiccups)

information (hiccups).

Oh I am sorry (hiccups).

(cheerful music)

- [Narrator] Once upon a time,

there was a beautiful

orange Smiley Carrot.

He was very happily

growing in a field.

- This is the life for a carrot.

- [Narrator] But then

one day it was time

for him to leave

his lovely field

and he was very sad.

The Smiley Carrot didn't know

what to do or where to go.

But off he went looking

for a new place to live.

Then the Smiley Carrot

met some other carrots

on a compost heap in

the farmer's garden.

- [Moldy Carrot g*ng]

Hello Smiley Carrot.

We're the Moldy Carrot g*ng.

Do you want to live with us?

- [Narrator] The Moldy

Carrot g*ng seemed very nice

but they looked a

bit green and hairy.

And the Smiley Carrot wanted

to stay orange and smooth.

- No thank you.

- [Narrator] Said

the Smiley Carrot.

He turned and saw a bunch

of lovely orange carrots

just like him standing

by the kitchen door.

- [Frozen Carrot g*ng] Hello.

- [Narrator] They said.

- [Frozen Carrot g*ng] We're

the Frozen Carrot g*ng.

Do you want to come

and live with us?

- Yes please.

- [Narrator] He said and

followed them inside.

They all stood in

front of the fridge

and the leader of the g*ng said.

- Okay, what we

have to do is jump

right up there into the icebox.

One, two, three, jump!

- [Narrator] At first

the Smiley Carrot

was very cold but the

other carrots told him

it was all right, you

soon get used to it.

- And once you're frozen

you'll stay fresh and orange

for a very long time

and you'll never have to

join the Moldy Carrot g*ng.

- [Narrator] And

the Smiley Carrot

was frozen happily ever after.

- This is the life for a carrot.

- [Narrator] He said.

- Hooby kanooby, we'll

have the freshest

Hoobo fizz in the universe.

- But that's no good

if we can't drink it.

I'm going to check it,

it might have gone runny again.

- Oh and I'm gonna

check my lollies

to see if they're frozen.

- Yes, right, well wait for me.

- No it's still cold and hard

and completely undrinkable.

- But my lollies

are cold and hard

and completely

(slurps) lickable.

Let's find something

else to freeze (laughs).

Whoa Iver.

My man.

- Hooby blow.

(somber music)

- Ah, can you freeze cheese?

- [Computer] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- Hooble doo (hiccups)

Hoobs (hiccups).

(Iver laughs)

Oh sorry, now why

don't you (hiccups)

go see the (hiccups)

Tiddleypeeps.

They may (hiccups)

be able to tell you

how to make your Hoobo

fizz runny again (hiccups).

(laughs)

- I'll go, I'm gonna

take the Tiddleypeeps

some Hoob juice ice lollies.

Come on Tula, you can drive.

- Oh (coughs) do make

sure you ask them how

to make the Hoobo

fizz runny Groove.

- Yeah.

(magical tone)

(cheerful music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ Help us find things out ♪

♪ They give us clues ♪

♪ They tell us news ♪

♪ That's what

they're all about ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If they need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

when, why and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

- Hello Tiddlypeeps.

- [Both] Hi Groove.

- Want to do a Hooby hello?

- [Both] Yes.

- [All] Hooble doo, Hooble

doo, bleep, bleep, bleep.

- (laughs) I've brought

you something special

look Hoob juice ice lollies.

- [Both] Hooby galooby.

- Yeah, I froze them myself.

Have one, go on.

(laughs) Are they

Hooby groovy or what?

- They're really

Hooby groovy, Groove.

- Do you want to taste

some of our ice cream?

- Ice cream?

Now what exactly is ice cream?

- It's cream that's been frozen.

- Iver, Tula something

else that's been frozen.

- And it comes in lots of

different kinds of flavors.

- Hooby galooby.

Please may I try some?

- Of course.

Here try this, it's strawberry.

- What's it like?

- Mm, you are gonna love this.

It's so Hoobalicious.

- Here you can take some

back for Iver and Tula.

Have some strawberry,

chocolate chip, and vanilla.

- Aw thank you so

much Tiddlypeeps.

Hooble toodle doo.

- [Both] Hooble toodle doo!

- He didn't ask!

He didn't ask, Iver!

Oh.

- Spoons, spoons,

we need spoons!

- Uh excuse me, Groove.

But what does eating

ice cream got to do with

making our Hoobo fizz runny?

- Yes, the thing is,

what happened was--

- You didn't even

ask them about it.

- I forgot, I'm sorry.

But have some ice cream.

Go on.

(Groove laughs)

Mm.

- We are not

interested, are we Iver?

- No we're...

On the other hand.

Well it is important

to test Peep things

and I mean that's why

we're here isn't it?

- That's true.

This is just a test,

you understand?

Mm.

Mmmm.

(upbeat music)

♪ Strawberry ice ♪

♪ Oh strawberry ice ♪

♪ Savor the flavor

of strawberry ice ♪

♪ It's just like a nice dream ♪

♪ This strawberry ice cream ♪

♪ Oh come and entice me

with strawberry ice ♪

♪ Hoobacious ♪

♪ Chocolate chip ♪

♪ Oh chocolate chip ♪

♪ Nothing tastes better

than chocolate chip ♪

♪ Creamy vanilla will

soon really chill-a ♪

♪ So come on let's fill-a

with chocolate chip ♪

- Mm Hoobaly groovaly

♪ A thing to behold

that something so cold ♪

♪ Whatever the weather

is happily sold ♪

♪ It's ever so yummy ♪

♪ It's freezing my tummy ♪

♪ But something's gone funny ♪

♪ It's turning all runny ♪

♪ Our ice cream's not creamy ♪

♪ It's turned into slush ♪

♪ Ice cream's not ice cream ♪

♪ When ice cream's just mush ♪

♪ Our ice cream's not

ice cream it's mush ♪

♪ It's mush ♪

- Hooby galooby.

- Perhaps it was the song.

The ice cream was frozen and

then we sang the song about it

and it went runny.

Groove, are you saying we

should sing to the Hoobo fizz.

- I certainly am.

(upbeat music)

♪ Hoobo fizz lolly ♪

♪ Oh Hoobo fizz lolly ♪

♪ If you could unfreeze

yourself we'd all feel jolly ♪

♪ It's not that we hate you ♪

♪ It's not that we're horrid ♪

♪ It's just that a drink

should be liquid not solid ♪

♪ So Hoobo fizz lolly

unchill yourself please ♪

♪ We never intended

our Hoobo fizz to ♪

♪ Never intended our

Hoobo fizz to freeze ♪

(knocking)

- Oh it's still frozen.

- Well I never thought that

singing to it would work.

- [Computer] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- There's Hubba Hubba.

- Come on, he's sure

to have an idea.

- Yeah.

- Have your Hooby hics

gone yet Hubba Hubba?

- Oh yes Iver (hiccups).

Ooh.

I better change that

to a no (hiccups), no.

- Our Hoobo fizz

is still frozen.

- But our ice cream was frozen

and then it went all runny

but we don't know

how it happened.

- Well you should ask the

(hiccups) Tiddlypeeps Tula,

they're bound to be

able to help (hiccups).

(laughs)

- Right, this time I'm going

because I'll be sure to

ask the right question.

- I'll drive you there Tula.

- Yeah, and I'll just drink

this runny ice cream (laughs).

(magical tones)

(upbeat music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps help

us find things out ♪

♪ They give us clues ♪

♪ They tell us news ♪

♪ That's what

they're all about ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

when, why and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

- Hooble doo, Tiddlypeeps.

- [Both] Hooble doo, Tula.

- Oh I am so glad to see

that you're eating ice cream

that's just what I

wanted to ask you about.

Some of the other Tiddlypeeps

gave Groove some ice cream.

It was Hoobalicious.

But something really

weird happened to it

they kind of went all runny.

- You mean it melted.

- Melted?

- When something gets really

cold it freezes and goes hard

but when it gets warm again

it melts and goes runny.

- It does?

So that means if we bring

our Hoobo fizz inside

where it's warm it'll melt

and we can drink it again.

- Yes!

- Hooby kalooby, did

you hear that Iver?

- Yes.

- Groove?

- Yeah.

- Quick bring the

Hoobo fizz inside

and let it warm up.

- Right.

- If Groove puts his

Hooby paws around it

it'll warm up really quickly.

- Oh thank you so

much, Tiddlypeeps.

You're the best!

Hooble toodle doo!

- [Both] Hooble toodle doo!

- Brr, my Hoobie paws

are getting really cold

warming this up, Iver.

- Has it melted?

Is it ready to drink yet?

- Not quite Tula.

- No but there's already a runny

sticky bit around the edge.

- Come on Groove, it's

time for Hoob News.

Bring it to the Hooby Studio.

Oh and keep warming it up.

Warm it up.

- It's warming up.

- Is it nice and warm?

♪ Three ice lollies ♪

♪ By the engine belt ♪

♪ Three ice lollies ♪

♪ By the engine belt ♪

♪ And if one ice lolly

should accidentally melt ♪

♪ There'll be two ice lollies ♪

♪ By the engine belt ♪

♪ Two ice lollies

by the engine belt ♪

♪ And if one ice lolly

should accidentally melt ♪

♪ There'll be one ice lolly ♪

♪ By the engine belt ♪

♪ One ice lolly by

the engine belt ♪

♪ And if one ice lolly

should accidentally melt ♪

♪ They'll be no ice lolly

by the engine belt ♪

- [Computer] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- Are you (hiccups) ready

with your Hoob news, Hoobs?

- We're ready Hubba Hubba.

- Then (hiccups) take it away.

- Hooba doop woo to all

you Hoobs out there.

Welcome to Hoob News,

the news show for

Hoobs everyone.

I'm Iver.

- I'm Tula.

- And I'm Groove.

- And today we've been

asking the question.

- Will we ever be able to

drink our Hoobo fizz again.

- [Groove] First

of all, Hubba Hubba

showed us lots of other

things that were cold

and hard like ice lollies.

- [Tula] But you couldn't

drink any of them.

- [Iver] Then Roma told

us that liquids go hard

when you put them

somewhere very cold.

This is called freezing.

- [Groove] We realized that

our Hoobo fizz had frozen.

- [Tula] But we didn't

know how to make

it go runny again.

- [Groove] Then, we had

a Hooby groovy story

about how Peeps freeze

food to keep it fresh.

- So we knew that our Hoobo fizz

would be really fresh.

- But we still

couldn't drink it.

- [Iver] So Groove went

to see the Tiddlypeeps.

- [Tula] And forgot to ask them

how to make the

Hoobo fizz runny.

- [Groove] But I did get

some Hoobalicious ice cream.

- [Iver] Then, the most

Hoobacious thing happened

when we sang a song.

- [Tula] The ice

cream went all runny.

♪ A thing to behold ♪

♪ That something so cold ♪

♪ Whatever the weather

is happily sold ♪

♪ It's ever so yummy ♪

♪ It's freezing my tummy ♪

♪ But something's gone funny ♪

♪ It's turning all runny ♪

- So we tried to

make the Hoobo fizz

go runny by singing to it.

♪ So Hoobo fizz lolly

unchill yourself please ♪

♪ We never intended

our Hoobo fizz to ♪

♪ Never intended our

Hoobo fizz to freeze ♪

- [Tula] But that didn't work.

- [Iver] So Tula went

to see the Tiddlypeeps

- [Tula] And that's

when we learned

that when you warm up frozen

things they turn runny.

This is called--

- [All] Melting.

- Hoob Hoob hooray!

Has it worked Groove?

- Yes Hubba Hubba.

- Oh so it's thanks once

again to Iver, Tula, Groove

and Roma for giving

Hoobs everywhere

a little peep into

the world of Peeps.

And remember, wherever you are

hae a nice day and Hooble

toodle (hiccups) doo!

(laughs)

- [All] Hooble toodle doo!

- My turn Groove, come on.

- Hm, oh right.

Here you go (hiccups) ooh.

(Groove hiccups)

- You should be--

(Tula hiccups)

(laughs)

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoob Land ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob Hoob hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobavil is

coming your way ♪

- Oh here we come!

- Way!

- Ah!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪
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