02x03 - Holidays

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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02x03 - Holidays

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(air whooshing)

- Hoobledoop Tiddlypeeps.

I'm Hubba Hubba talking

to you from Hoobland,

and I'm about to send

four of my favorite Hoobs

down to Earth to find

out all about you

for my great Hoobopaedia.

Here they come!

(air whooshing)

(upbeat music)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

♪ Iver, Groove, and Tula ♪

♪ We're Hoobs! ♪

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

♪ Yay ♪

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob Hoob Hurray! ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

♪ Ahh, hey, ahh ♪

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say? ♪

♪ Hoobs! ♪

(jaunty music)

- Hoobledoop Tula.

- Hoobledoop Iver.

- Another delivery from

Hoobnet for Groove.

What are you doing?

- I'm polishing

the Hooby-see-more,

Groove got it covered

in Hoobygoop yesterday.

- Oh!

How did he do that?

- By dipping his Hoobypaw in it.

Hoobygoop is not

made for dipping.

It's made for spreading

on a Hoobybun.

- Oh yes, yes.

Yes, you're right. (laughs)

- So what's Groove ordered?

- I've absolutely no idea Tula.

Do you know, he just

keeps ordering stuff

for his collections.

Where is he anyway?

We need to think of a

question for today's Hoobnews.

- Haven't seen him all morning.

(Groove snoring)

- I don't believe it!

He's still asleep!

(soothing music)

Tula this is too bad!

- Well wait, wait, Iver.

I'll wake him up gently.

(Groove snoring)

Groove.

(sighs) Groove!

- Gimme a which, what,

who's, where, when?

Oh no, I must have overslept.

- You have, by ages.

Now, come on we need a

question for Hoobnews, Groove.

Up, up, up!

(spring bouncing)

- (yawns) Hoobygalooby,

I'm so tired.

I don't know what's

wrong with me.

- Come on, let's get to work.

- (yawns) That's it,

Iver, I'm overworked.

Yes, I've done

too much answering

questions for Hoobnews.

It's tired me out.

(yawns) I've no idea

what to do about it.

- Ah now, we know what we

do when we need an idea.

[Both] We have a Hoobythink!

- Yes, well it had better be

a quick one. (all humming)

♪ When you're stuck

for an answer ♪

♪ Or what to do ♪

♪ Stop, hm, think it through ♪

♪ Take a deep breath

in, think it out ♪

♪ Work it through,

don't scream and shout ♪

(upbeat music playing)

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ Don't go boo-hoo ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ You'll feel brand new ♪

♪ If you think it through ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

(Groove snoring)

- Well...

- I've had an idea!

- Tula!

- What you need,

Groove, is a holiday.

- (yawns) A holiday?

Hoobygalooby, yeah let's

all go on a holiday.

- We can't all go.

Some of us have got to

stay here to do Hoobnews.

- You go, Groove.

Come on, you must get packing,

Come on, pack, pack,

pack, pack, pack!

- Yeah but Tula

there is one problem,

I don't know what

kind of holidays

you can have on the peep planet.

- Oh we'll worry about that

once we've thought up a

question for Hoobnews.

- What the--

- Here you go.

- But it's a...

Oh, thank you Iver.

- What kind of holiday

on the peep planet

would be best for Groove?

- [Voices] Hubba,

hubba, hubba, hubba...

- Oh it's Hubba Hubba.

- What kind of holiday

on the peep planet

would be best for Groove?

That is such a

Hoobledoobledooper

question Hoobs.

- Oh well that's

good Hubba Hubba.

Um would you let Roma know

what we're finding out about?

I bet she'll come up

with a Hoobacious holiday

idea for you Groove.

- Of course, Iver.

- Oh, this must be

the stuff I ordered

for my soft and

furry collection.

Now then, shall I take it

on holiday with me, or not?

- Well, while you decide

what to take, Groove,

let's try to decide

where you should go.

Now, here are a few ideas

I just found on Hoobnet

to get you started.

(upbeat music)

Here are some Tiddlypeeps

playing with the water.

Oh look, and they've got a fish!

They're having Hoobacious

fun on the watery slide.

Oh, they're floating

in the water.

Splash and splosh and splish!

Haha!

- [Groove] No no no

they're getting wet.

- [Hubba Hubba] What

have we got here?

More peeps and Tiddlypeeps

having fun in the water.

Oh, it seems to be sun,

sea and sand, Groove,

for a good holiday.

Oh look, oh look throwing

pebbles into the sea.

(woobly sound)

- Hoobygalooby!

Lots of splishy

splashy holidays.

How 'bout that?

- Now then, should I take

something from my collection

of hard and hairy things?

- Groove, we have to

decide where you're going.

- Yeah, I know--

- Now we know that

Peeps and Tiddlypeeps

go on holiday together.

- Oh Groove, will

you be all right

going on holiday on your own?

- Oh, I think so Tula.

I'm taking all sorts of stuff

with me to keep me company.

- So how do you feel about

a splishy-splashy holiday?

- No no no, I

wouldn't like that.

Too wet for a Hoob, I think.

I know what I need.

- [Tula] But, but,

but, Groove...

Groove!

- Hoobybuns and Hoobycheese.

- So you're saying

that a holiday

by the water is not

the holiday for you.

Is that what you're

saying, Groove?

- Yep!

- Oh...

- Groove you can't

take all our Hoobybuns.

- Yeah but there might

not be any Hoobybuns

where I'm going Iver.

- But we still don't know

where that is Groove.

- There must be somewhere else

where you can go on

holiday on the Peep Planet.

- But where?

♪ Where ♪

♪ Where where where ♪

♪ Where ♪

♪ Where where where ♪

♪ Where ♪

♪ Where where where ♪

♪ Where ♪

♪ Where where where ♪

♪ Where ♪

♪ Where where where ♪

- [Voice] (echos) Roma...

- Ah, here comes Roma.

- Hoobledoop Hoobs.

- [ All] Hoobledoop Roma.

- I'm reporting from the

world-famous Eiffel Tower

in Paris, the capital of France.

Isn't it Fantabihooby?

Oh it's so hoobacious!

It's tall, really really tall.

- How tall, Roma?

- How tall?

- Yes

- Well, um, it's really

really really really tall.

From the top you can

see almost all of Paris.

The only thing is, it's

got about one, two, er...

Well, hoobloads of steps

to climb to the top.

And the Eiffel

Tower isn't the only

famous place that

attracts peeps.

You see, they want to

look at famous places

all over the world.

Peeps call it sightseeing.

They go to a famous sight,

see it and take photos.

- Oh Roma, can you

take a picture for us?

- Of course, Tula, here goes.

This should be about right.

(camera clicking) Oh, oh!

Oh, that flash

was rather bright.

- Yeah.

- Nevermind, I'll

be okay in a minute.

This is Roma Hoob sightseeing,

but not seeing very

much at the moment.

Hoobletoodledoo oh.

- [All] Hoobletoodledoo!

- Groove, how about a

sight seeing holiday?

- Yeah, could be good

for getting more things

for my collections,

I suppose, but...

Oh no, now this case is full

and I really wanted to take

my Hooby-See-More with me.

Um, gonna need another one.

Oh, I know, there'll be one

in the Hooby closet cupboard.

- Do you know Groove, you

could find out so many things

for future Hoobnews shows

that I wouldn't have to worry

about what we were going

to do all the time.

- The thing is Iver

- (mm-hmm)

- to be honest

- Yeah?

- I think you actually

enjoy worrying.

- I do?

Really?

Do you think I like worrying?

That's a worry.

- I closed it.

Now the question is Groove,

do you want to go on a sight

seeing holiday like Roma?

- No, Tula I don't think so

there's too much rushing about

and besides, the Eiffel

Tower's got Hoobloads

of steps to climb.

So no, thank you.

Now then, shall I take something

from my hoobygroovy

collection of stones

not shaped like fruit?

Yeah, why not.

- [Voice] (echoing) Hubba,

Hubba, Hubba, Hubba...

- Hoobledoop Hoobs, have you

found Groove a holiday yet?

- No Hubba Hubba, he's all

packed up with no place to go.

- Hey, I'm not quite

packed up yet Iver.

- Well, I have found a story

that a Tiddlypeep

sent to Hoobnet.

Maybe this will help

Groove to decide.

- [Tiddlypeep] Once there

was a dog called Collin.

Collin lived in the

city and had come out

to the country for his holidays.

He had been invited by his

cousin, Sharon the Sheepdog,

to spend his holidays

playing with her on her farm.

Collin had never had

a farm holiday before

and he was very excited.

He and Sharon wagged

their tails and ran about.

They hadn't seen each

other for so long

and they were going to

have a great time together.

Sharon had organized all

sorts of cool fun dog things

for her and Collin to do.

"Want to play in the

big haystack Collin?"

"You bet I do" said Collin.

So they did.

"Want to play chase

through the barn Collin?"

"You bet I do" said Collin.

So they did. (laughing)

- Look at them go!

- [Tiddlypeep] Sharon even

found a really sloppy,

sticky, muddy place

down by the pond.

"Want to splash in that?"

"You bet I do" said Collin.

And they did.

At last they trotted up

to the top of a high hill

and flopped down exhausted

in the bright, warm sunshine.

From here they could see

the whole of the farm

spread out below them.

This was the best holiday

Collin had ever had.

Sharon wagged her tail.

"Want to get up

really early tomorrow

and round up the sheep?"

"You bet I do" said Collin.

But the next morning Collin

was just a bit too tired

to round up sheep.

"Collin, wake up, wake

up Collin, wake up!

We've got work to do."

"But I'm on a holiday"

Collin sighed.

(all laughing) (whoosh)

- Oh Groove, how about a

Hoobly-Groobly farm holiday?

- No, I don't think

so, Tula, really.

- Why not?

- Well, (mumbles)

it's too tall...

Too wide...

You won't catch me getting

up early to chase sheep.

I mean, what sort of

Hoob do you think I am?

No, Tula.

I'm tired, remember?

I need my sleep.

- Groove, you haven't

liked any of the holidays

we've seen yet.

- No Iver, that's very true.

Now, what do you think?

Should I take my

collection of things

I tried to eat but

shouldn't have?

- [Voice] (echoing)

Hubba, Hubba, Hubba, Hubba

- I'm sure there'll

be Hoobloads of things

to eat on holiday, Groove.

Where are you going?

- No idea, Hubba Hubba.

Oh, I'll take them anyway.

- Well, I think it's

time for you to go

and visit the Tiddlypeeps.

They'll know what kind of

holiday Groove should go on.

- Good idea, Hubba Hubba!

Go on, Groove, Groove, Groove,

go and see the Tiddlypeeps.

- I can't Iver, I'm too

busy packing, aren't I?

- Right, yes, yes,

well, ell I'll go.

Yes, I will never get

this question answered.

- Oh, and I'll drive.

- Now then, soft and

furry stuff or not?

No, not, I think.

- Seatbelt.

- [Both] We're off to

see the Tiddlypeeps!

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

♪ Tiddlypeeps to Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who what when

and where and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them, off we go. ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

(giggling)

- Hoobledoop, Tiddlypeeps!

- [Both] Hoobledoop, Iver.

- Do you want to do a

Hoopdihello with me?

- [Both] Yes, please.

- [All] Hoobledoop, hoobledoop,

bloop, bloop, bloop!

- Oh, what are you doing

with all this stuff?

- We're packing to

go on holiday, Iver.

- Oh, that's hoobacious.

Groove's packing to

go on holiday, too.

He seems to be packing

an awful lot, actually.

- We're packing a lot

of things, too, look!

- [Iver] Oh, hoobiegaloobie!

Yeah, yeah, you Tiddlypeeps seem

to have everything

really worked out.

It looks like you're going

to have a hoobacious holiday!

Where are you going?

- We're going to a

holiday camp, Iver.

- A holiday camp?

What's that?

- It's a special place

where lots of Tiddlypeeps go

and there's lots of

fun things to do.

- [Girl] Yes,

there's books, games,

and adventure playgrounds

and you get taught

how to make lots and

lots of different things.

- Hoobiegaloobie!

A holiday camp sounds like

one of the most hoobacious

places to have a holiday, ever.

Groove, Groove, don't you think

that a holiday camp might be

the perfect kind

of holiday for you?

- Yeah, I guess.

- Oh, thanks Tiddlypeeps.

I've got to be going,

so Hooble-Toodle-Do!

- [Both] Hooble-Toodle-Do!

(Cheerful, upbeat music)

- Hoobie, holiday camps

sound fantabihoobie!

Groove, you're taking the

whole Hoobmobile with you.

- Yeah, well, I don't

want to be lonely, do I?

Besides, you never know what

you might need! (laughs)

Oh, the Hoobie sandwich

hammer. (guitar music)

- [Both] Wow!

- Iver, Iver (laughs).

- Hoobiebump. (laughs)

- Oh, Iver, I've

just had an idea.

- Hmm.

- Look, here's the stuff

from Groove's soft

and furry collection.

We could make something out of

it for him to take with him!

- What sort of something?

- Hm, something to make him

feel that we're there with him.

- Oh, yes, but what?

♪ What, oh what, what,

what, oh what, oh what ♪

- Here's what.

- Tula, you are the best maker

of hoobacious things

I've ever met.

- I've been looking

for this everywhere.

- So, are you off to a

holiday camp then Groove?

- Nah, I don't fancy

it Iver, too noisy.

It's hard to sleep when

there's lots of noise about,

but (yawns) I need sleep.

- (sighs) Well, I guess

it's not a holiday

camp holiday, then.

- (yawns) Nope,

sorry. (banjo music)

♪ I'm packing for

a happy holiday, ♪

♪ I'm stacking all my

hoobie-groovy things away ♪

♪ A batch of Hoobiebuns ♪

♪ The Hoobie-See-More too ♪

♪ A Hoob-tube and

a nose warmer ♪

♪ And something nice to chew ♪

♪ A Hoobiecup, a Hoobiespoon,

a bucket, and a scooper ♪

♪ I think he'll take

the kitchen sink ♪

♪ Hooble-Dooble-Duper ♪

♪ A piece of string ♪

♪ A dingle-ling ♪

♪ A coconut ♪

♪ A ball ♪

♪ If you can't decide

quite what to take, ♪

♪ Then why not take it all? ♪

♪ I really don't

know how I'll feel ♪

♪ so far away from

the Hoobmobile ♪

♪ so if I take my bits and

bobs, some Hoobiegoop, ♪

♪ A bag of knobs, a lump

of cheese, a furry rag, ♪

♪ my headphones, and

collecting bag, ♪

♪ a Hoobiepen, and

a Hoobieruler, ♪

♪ the only things I haven't

packed away are Iver and Tula ♪

♪ (laughs) Oh how I'm

going to miss you both, ♪

♪ I know it's for the best ♪

♪ You need some time

to just unwind ♪

♪ You need some time to rest ♪

♪ I wish you could come with me,

but you have to do Hoobnews ♪

♪ But with all of your

collections, Groove, ♪

♪ you'll never get the blues, ♪

♪ but with all of your

collections, Groove, ♪

♪ you'll never get the

blues (cymbal crash) ♪

- Look, Groove, I've made you

something to take with you

to make you feel as though

we're there with you.

- Aww, Tula!

Look at this! (laughs)

That's you and that's

you, Iver. (laughs)

Oh, let me give you

a big Hoobiedigger.

- [Both] Hooble, hooble,

diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie.

(laughs)

- Yes, um, well, come on,

we still haven't actually

found a holiday for Groove

and it's nearly

time for Hoobnews.

- [Voice] (air wooshing)

Hubba, hubba, hubba.

- Hoobadoop, Hoobs.

It's nearly time for Hoobnews.

Now, where's Groove

going on holiday?

- [Both] (groans) We don't know.

- Well, don't get your

twizzletuts in a twist.

Go and find some

more Tiddlypeeps

and they're sure to

come up with something.

- Come on, Tula.

- Right, I'll wake up

those little Motorettes.

- And I'll finish packing.

(soft classical music)

There you go, Tula, and

little Iver. (chimes)

♪ Yee haw, we're off to

see the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go, we're

off to see the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know who, what,

where, why, when, and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them,

off we go (cheers) ♪

♪ We're off to see the

Tiddlypeeps, on the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

- (laughs) Hoobledoop,

Tiddlypeeps.

Whoa, look at all

these toys and games.

Oh, plates of Hoobalicious food!

Tiddlypeeps, are you having

a party or something?

- Hoobledoop, Tula, we're

not really having a party.

We're just having fun on holiday

- [All] Yeah.

- Holiday?

- What, you mean

you're going to pack

all these toys and games

and food into bags,

take them on holiday with you?

Won't that be a bit messy?

- (laughs) No, we're

not going on holiday,

we are on holiday.

- (laughs) But

you're still at home!

Don't you have to go

somewhere on holiday,

like a beach or a holiday

camp or something?

- No, you don't have to.

You can have a holiday

where ever you want,

especially at home.

- You can have a

holiday at home?

That's so hoobacious!

- Being on holiday

means that you can do

whatever you want and have

as much fun as you like.

- Hoobiegaloobie, that

is Hoobacious news.

We've been trying to figure out

where Groove should go

on holiday and all along,

he didn't have to go anywhere.

Did you hear that, Groove?

- Yeah.

- Look into the Hoobiecam

and you can wave to

Groove in the Hoobmobile.

- [Tiddlypeeps]

Hoobledoob, Groove.

- Hoobledoob, Tiddlypeeps.

- So Groove can have

his holiday at home

in the Hoobmobile

with Iver and me.

- Exactly.

- Oh, thank you so

much, Tiddlypeeps.

Have a Hoobacious holiday.

I'm going to get back

to the Hoobmobile

to help Groove

enjoy his holiday.

Hooble-toodle-do!

- [Tiddlypeeps]

Hooble-toodle-do!

(cheerful music)

- That's my holiday! (laughs)

- Groove, a holiday

in the Hoobmobile.

- Yeah!

- The perfect holiday

for you, Groove.

- Yeah, it'll be groovy

and I won't have to

take everything with me

because it's already

here! (laughs)

- Now, Groove, Groove, Groove,

you can unpack after Hoobnews.

- Okay.

- Come on, everyone.

Into the Hoobiestudio.

(funky music)

♪ Ah ha ha, I do like to

be beside the seaside ♪

♪ Oh I do like to

be beside the sea ♪

♪ Oh I do like to bang up

on the drum, drum, drum ♪

♪ Lotta toodle, lotta toodle ♪

♪ Strum strum strum ♪

♪ Oh I do like to be

beside the seaside ♪

♪ Oh I do like to

be beside the sea ♪

♪ And there are lots

of Hoobs beside ♪

♪ I would like to be beside

beside the seaside, ♪

♪ Beside the sea, yes! ♪

♪ There are lots

of Hoobs beside ♪

♪ I would like to be

beside, beside the seaside ♪

♪ Beside the sea ♪

- [Voice] (air wooshing)

Hubba hubba hubba

- Well, Hoobs, are you ready

to give me your Hoobnews

for my Hoobapedia?

- [Hoobs] We're

ready, Hubba Hubba.

- Then, take it

away! (drums beating)

- Hooble-dee-woop to

all you Hoobs out there.

Welcome to Hoobnews, the news

show for Hoobs everywhere.

I'm Iver.

- I'm Tula.

- And I'm Groove.

- And today, we've been

asking the question:

- What kind of holiday

on the peep planet

would be best for Groove?

- [Iver] First, Hubba Hubba

showed us some pictures

of lots of Tiddlypeeps

having fun in the water.

- [Groove] But that wasn't

the kind of holiday for me.

- [Iver] Too wet.

- [Tula] Next, Roma

told us all about

how Peeps and Tiddlypeeps

go on sightseeing holidays.

- [Groove] But it sounded

far too tiring to me.

- [Tula] But then we

saw a lovely story

about a Hoobily-groobily

holiday on a farm.

- [Groove] But that would

mean getting up way too early.

- [Tula] Next, we went

to visit some Tiddlypeeps

who were going to

a holiday camp.

- [Groove] But I thought

that a holiday camp

would be too noisy because

what I need is sleep.

- [Iver] But the

next Tiddlypeeps knew

exactly the right kind

of holiday for Groove.

- [Tula] A holiday where

you don't have to go

anywhere at all.

- [Hoobs] A holiday right

here in the Hoobmobile.

- With Iver and me!

- [Hoobs] Yay!

- Woo hoo, and so

it's thanks once again

to Iver, Tula, Groove, and Roma

for giving Hoobs

everywhere a little peep

into the world of Peeps.

And remember, wherever you are,

have a nice day and

Hooble-Toodle-Doo.

- [Both] Hooble--

- Where's Groove?

- Don't know, come

on! (jazzy music)

Oh. (laughs)

(Groove snoring)

He's having his

holiday! (laughs)

♪ Hubba hubba in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's somewhere far way ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

♪ (Laughs) Oh! ♪

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say? ♪

♪ Hoobs! ♪
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