01x20 - Hair

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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01x20 - Hair

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- Hooble doop, Tiddlypeeps!

I'm Hubba Hubba, talking

to you from Hoobland

and I'm about to send

four of my favorite Hoobs

down to Earth to find

out all about you

for my great Hoobapedia.

Here they come!

(theme music)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

♪ Iver, Groove, and Tula ♪

♪ We're Hoobs ♪

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engines spinning ♪

♪ Hoob Hoob hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

♪ The Hoobs are here,

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪

(upbeat music)

- How does that look?

Oh, exactly the same.

What about that?

No different!

- Tula, what are you doing?

- I'm trying to do something

different with my Hoobyfur.

Every day it's the same.

I want to do something

different, something fun.

- All right, what about this?

(laughing)

Ah, yeah, that's

Hooby-groovy, though.

- Yes, that's Hoobacious!

- No it's not! It's just

the same as it was before.

- Look, you know what need?

You need something to make

your Hoobyfur more fun!

- I know that. But what?

(suspenseful music)

♪ What ♪

♪ what, what, what ♪

♪ What, what, what ♪

♪ What ♪

♪ What, what, what ♪

- Hm... What does Tula need

to make her Hoobyfur more fun?

(Hubba video phone rings)

- [Tula] Hubba Hubba!

- What does Tula need to

make her Hoobyfur more fun?

That's a fan-tabby-Hooby

question for today's Hoob news.

- Of course it is!

It's something Hoobs

everywhere will want to know.

- And it's just the kind

of thing that I can put

into my great Hoobapedia.

I'll email Roma so

she can find out

what Peeps do to make

their hair more fun.

- Is hair like Hoobyfur?

- Oh, I think so.

Let me see what I can

find out on HoobNet

to get you started.

Hm, let's see. Ah, here we

are. Have a look at this.

That Peep's wearing

a scarf on her hair.

Oh, how colorful!

That's a pretty red bow.

Oh, Hooble doop!

Whee!

Oh, look, she's got lots of

little things in her hair.

I wonder what they are?

Oh, how pretty! She's got her

hair clipped up at the back.

And so as she, probably to

keep it out of her eyes.

Oh, what a Hoobacious

decoration for your hair.

- Oh, Peeps make

their hair more fun

by putting bright and

colorful things in it!

That's Hoobily groobily.

- I've got an idea.

- I'd like to put something

bright and colorful in my fur.

- Well, I'm sure we can find

you something you can try.

But where?

(suspenseful music)

♪ Where, where, where ♪

♪ Where ♪

- Here's where! In my collection

of floppy but fun things.

- That's Hooble-dooble-duper!

- Yeah, let's have a look.

Not that, not that, ah! This,

this, this looks like it.

Hold onto your twizzle

tuft. I think I've got it.

Ta-da! (laughing)

- What is it?

- Well, it's Hooby-groovy,

that's what it is.

- Try it on, Tula!

- [Groove] Yeah.

- How do I look?

- Um.

Ah.

- (screams) I look

like a Hoobybug!

- I like Hoobybugs!

- And so do I!

- Sorry, I just don't

think the Hoobybug look

is the one I'm going for.

- Oh, all right, I'll

see what else I can find.

Wait a minute. Here's

just the thing.

- Now that's more like it!

Oh, how do I get it to stay on?

- I know! 'Scuse, Groove.

Right, give it to me. Head down.

(upbeat music)

And there you go!

- Hmmm. Hmmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm.

- You look fan-tabby-Hooby!

- Hmm!

- Yes, really!

- Don't you find the bow

a little uncomfortable?

- Mmm!

(Roma video phone rings)

- Oh, here's Roma.

- Hooble doop, Hoobs!

- Hooble doop, Roma.

- I heard from

Hubba Hubba earlier,

asking me to find out

about ways of changing

the look of our fur!

- That's right!

- Well, I'm in a

Hoobaciously exciting place,

called a hair dresser's.

Peeps apparently come

here all the time

to get their hair

completely changed.

A specially trained Peep,

called a hair dresser,

does all sorts of things

to make other Peeps

hair look different!

There are Hoob-loads

of different looks

that a Peep's hair can have.

But my favorite is curly.

The hair dresser uses a

thing called a roller.

They put them in the Peep's

hair, roll them up tight,

and when they take them out,

the Peep's hair has

gone Hoobaciously curly!

I think I might ask one

of these hair dressers

if they'll roll

up my fur for me!

I rather fancy being

a curly Hoob, ha!

Ah, this Roma Hoob, signing

off to go and get rolled.

Hooble toodle doo!

- [Groove, Tula, and

Iver] Hooble toodle doo!

- [Roma] What about my fur?

- Hooby kalooby! Forget this

bow! I need to curl my fur!

- It's definitely

worth a try, isn't it?

- Yeah, but, we're going to need

some of those roller

things that Roma had.

(Hubba video phone rings)

- Hooble doop, Hoobs.

How's it going?

- Really well, Hubba Hubba!

We just need some of those

roller things the Peeps use

to curl their hair.

- I'm sure I can order those

from HoobNet. Let me see.

Right, ah, yep, here they are!

They'll be with you in two

shakes of a twizzle tuft.

Hooble toodle doo!

- Hooble toodle doo!

- Thanks Hubba Hubba!

Oh, I can't wait. Think of it!

In two shakes of a twizzle tuft

I, Tula Hoob, will

have curly Hoobyfur.

(upbeat music)

♪ Sometimes a change

is as good as a rest ♪

♪ And that's Hoobily

groobily true ♪

♪ I only want to look my best ♪

♪ But a Hoob must

have fun, too ♪

♪ So this little shooba-Hoob ♪

♪ This furry little Tula Hoob ♪

♪ Is waiting here for

HoobNet to make her day ♪

♪ Then proudly she'll stroll

as her new Hooby rollers ♪

♪ Have curled the Hoobyfur ♪

♪ in a Hoobily

groovily curly whirly ♪

♪ Swirly twirly way ♪

♪ I just can't wait 'til my

fur's no longer straight ♪

♪ Flat fur, no, sir ♪

♪ To be curly would be great ♪

♪ I can twist and

tweak and tease ♪

♪ from my nose

down to my knees ♪

♪ And feel my fur

wave in the breeze ♪

♪ Oh, hurry HoobNet, please ♪

♪ So, this little shooba-Hoob ♪

♪ This furry little Tula Hoob ♪

♪ Is waiting here for

HoobNet to make her day ♪

♪ Then proudly she'll stroll

as her new Hooby rollers ♪

♪ Have curled the Hoobyfur ♪

♪ in a Hoobily groovily curly

whirly swirly twirly way ♪

♪ In a Hoobily groovily curly

whirly swirly twirly way ♪

- The rollers are here!

(upbeat music)

(door shuts)

- Oh, I hope these

rollers work on Hoobyfur!

I really want to be curly

whirly swirly twirly whirly!

Oh.

- [Iver] They're quite

spiky aren't they?

- Yeah, let's give them a try.

Okay, Tula.

- I want to go!

- Oh, it tickles!

(laughing) Please!

- That's pretty good!

- Hold still Tula!

- No, no, no, no! I

can't. Oh, I have to stop.

Take the rollers out! They're

too tickly! (laughing)

- Aw.

- Oh, if you say so.

- Oh, how do those Peeps do it?

(Hubba video phone rings)

- Did the rollers work? Is

your Hoobyfur curly, Tula?

- They were too

tickly, Hubba Hubba!

I couldn't keep them in long

enough to do any curling!

- So Tula can't use rollers

to make her Hoobyfur more fun.

Any other ideas?

- You could go and

see some Tiddlypeeps.

I mean, they have

hair. They have fun.

Maybe they'll know how to put

those two things together!

- Good idea, Hubba Hubba.

- I'll go.

- And I'll drive. Let's get

those Motorettes singing!

- Oh, oh Groove.

- Seatbelt.

- We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps!

(chimes)

(adventurous music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps, help

us find things out ♪

♪ They give us clues,

they tell us news ♪

♪ That's what

they're all about ♪

♪ Yee-Haw ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps, if

we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

why, when, and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them ♪

♪ Off we go ♪

♪ Yoo-Hoo ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

♪ And how they know ♪

♪ Yee-haw ♪

- There's a Hooby-car

in my bedroom!

- Hello, Tiddlypeeps!

- Hello, Iver!

- Would you like to

do a Hooby hello!

- Hooble doop, Hooble

doop, whoop, whoop, whoop!

- Oh, that was a

Hoobacious Hooby hello!

Um, is it all right if

I ask you a question?

- Of course it is!

- I'm trying to find out

what peeps do with their hair

to make it more fun.

Do you know anything about that?

- Have you tried plaiting, Iver?

- Plaiting? What's plaiting?

- I'll show you!

- Oh, come on, look at this!

- You get three

pieces of hair...

- Yes.

- [Tiddlypeep] And you put

the right hand over the middle

- Yes

- [Tiddlypeep] The left

hand over the middle

- I see

- [Tiddlypeep] The right

hand over the middle,

the left hand over the middle.

The right hand over the middle,

the left hand over the middle.

The right hand over the middle,

the left hand over the middle.

- The right hand

over the middle,

the left hand over the middle.

The right over the middle,

the left hand over the middle.

- And then when you finish,

you just tie it

up with a bauble.

(energetic music)

- That is Hoobacious! How

about that, then, Tula?

- Oh yes!

- How about plaiting!

- Yes!

- Thank you so much.

You know, you Tiddlypeeps,

you're always such a help!

I don't know what

we'd do without you.

I'd better go now.

Hooble toodle doo!

- Hooble toodle doo!

- Left hand over the middle

right hand over the middle.

Left hand over the middle,

right hand over the middle,

- Tula!

- Left hand over the middle,

right hand over the middle

- Do you want me

to plait your fur?

- Yes! Please!

- Well, I need to find three,

good, separate pieces of fur.

- Can I help?

- Oh, no, Groove, no.

Plaiting is a one-Hoob job.

- Right. It goes right

hand over the-- oh.

- What?

- He ran out of fur.

- Well, try another bit.

- Oh, yes, yes. Um. Huh.

Right hand over the-- oh no.

- Ran out of fur again.

- You know, I'm sorry, Tula.

I think your Hoobyfur

is just too short.

- Yeah, when you think about it,

the Tiddlypeeps

who were plaiting

they had, well they had,

long hair, didn't they?

- Yes they did, yes.

We must think of something else!

- Yeah.

- Peeps use rollers!

Peeps can make plaits!

What do Peeps have

that Hoobs don't?

- Huh. I don't know. What?

(suspenseful music)

♪ What ♪

♪ What, what, what ♪

♪ What, what ♪

♪ What, what, what ♪

- Hair! That's

what. I need hair!

But where can I get hair?

(Hubba video phone rings)

- Hooble doop, Hoobs!

Do you still need information

on what to use to make

Tula's Hoobyfur more fun?

- Oh yes!

- The problem is, I have

Hoobyfur and not hair.

How do I get hair?

- Good question, Tula!

I just received this

story from a Tiddlypeep,

and I think you'll find

it shows a flair for hair

you won't find

elsewhere. (laughing)

(dramatic music)

- [Tiddlypeep] At the

top of a very high tower

there lived a lonely girl.

Her name was Rapunzel.

She had been put in the

tower by an evil witch

so long ago that her

hair reached right

down to the ground.

Poor Rapunzel couldn't escape

because the tower had no door.

She sat and sang

to herself all day.

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- [Tiddlypeep] Every time

the witch came to visit her

she would stand at the

bottom of the tower and shout

- Rapunzel, Rapunzel,

let down your hair!

- [Tiddlypeep] And

Rapunzel would throw

down her long, blonde

hair, just like a rope

and the witch would climb up it.

Now, one day, a prince

was riding nearby.

Suddenly, he heard

the witch calling.

- [Witch] Rapunzel,

Rupunzel, let down your hair!

- [Tiddlypeep] And the

prince watched Rapunzel

lower her hair and

the witch climb up it.

The next day, the

prince came back

with a long ladder

made out of rope.

He ran to the tower and shouted.

- Rapunzel, Rapunzel,

let down your hair!

- [Tiddlypeep] And Rapunzel

lowered her long golden locks.

The prince climbed up quickly

and explained he had

come to rescue her.

He lowered the ladder

down the side of the tower

and he and Rapunzel

climbed to safety.

When the witch came back

the next day and shouted

- Rapunzel, Rapunzel,

let down your hair!

- [Tiddlypeep] Rapunzel

was nowhere to be seen!

She was living happily ever

after with her handsome prince.

(triumphant music)

- Now that's what I call hair!

- Yeah, that Rapunzel girl,

she used her hair just like

a Hooby rope, didn't she?

- Tula, are you all right?

- I just had a Hooby thought!

If Rapunzel used her

hair like a Hooby rope,

- Yes?

- Then maybe we can use a

Hooby rope just like hair!

- Tula! That's brilliant!

- It is, yeah! And, oh,

there's a Hooby rope over here!

- What?

- Oh, it's perfect!

- Oh, look, it's long and

it looks like it's plaited!

- It does! Yeah, let's see what

it looks like on your head.

(triumphant music)

- Oh. Oh, that's heavy.

Now, let me see if

I can make this look

a little less like Hooby rope,

and a little more

like, like hair.

(crashing)

- Oh, I don't think this is

going to work. It's too long.

- Well, no, it's

getting there, Tula.

- Is it?

- Well, yes, it is.

All we need is something

that looks like hair

but is, well, shorter

than a Hooby rope.

(Hubba video phone rings)

- [Iver] Oh, Hubba Hubba again!

- Did you find

that story useful?

I particularly liked the part

where the prince rescued

Rapunzel. (crying) So moving.

- We tried to use a

Hooby rope for hair,

but it was too long.

Do you think there's anything

else we could use for hair?

- Well, a Tiddlypeep

sent me that story

so maybe a Tiddlypeep will have

the answer to that question.

- I'll go find out!

- Yeah, this time I'll drive!

(adventurous music)

(chimes)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

why, when, and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them, off we go ♪

♪ Yah-Hoo ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

- Look at me, I'm a soldier!

- [Georgina] Look at me! Look!

- Oh, Tula, it's you!

- That's right! Who are you?

- I'm Harry!

- My name's Emma!

- My name's Georgina.

- What are you doing?

- We're sorting through

our dressing up box.

- Oh, how Hooby-groovy! Can

you help me with my problem?

- Of course.

- Well, we'll try.

- Now, I'm trying to find out

how I can make my

Hoobyfur more fun.

- Why don't you try wigs?

- Wigs? What are wigs?

- This is a wig. You

wear it like this.

- Hooby galooby! Your

hair is totally different!

That's Hoobacious!

Have you got any

other types of wigs?

- Of course!

(playful music)

- These wigs are perfect!

- Why don't you take

three back with you, Tula?

- Yes! One for you, one for

Iver, and one for Groove!

- Can I?

- Yes, please!

- This one for Groove.

- Oh, thank you so much!

Look what I'm

bringing back for you!

- Yeah!

- Thank you!

- Tiddlypeeps, you have

been Hoobily groobily.

I'd better go now.

- Hooble toodle doo!

(energetic music)

- Did you see those wigs?

- Yeah, they were Hooby galooby!

I can't wait to try

mine on. Where's Tula?

- Here I am! I was so excited

about your wig, Groove,

that I almost forgot

mine and Iver's.

And I had to run back to

the Tiddlypeeps to get them!

- Oh, they're

Hooby groovy, Tula.

- Well, come on, put them on!

- No, no, no, not now, Tula!

It's time for Hoob News.

Come on.

(upbeat music)

♪ Ten-HUT ♪

♪ Does your hair hang low ♪

♪ Can you swing it to and fro ♪

♪ Can you tie it in a knot,

can you tie it in a bow ♪

♪ Can you throw it

over your shoulder ♪

♪ like a regimental soldier ♪

♪ Does your hair hang low ♪

♪ Well our hair won't hang ♪

♪ of course we're

Tootle, Timp, and Twang ♪

♪ And we don't have any hair ♪

♪ We're a jolly hairless gap ♪

♪ We can't throw it

over our shoulders ♪

♪ Like a regimental soldier ♪

♪ 'Cause our hair won't hang ♪

(Hubba video phone rings)

- Well, Hoobs. I-- Oh, Tula!

You look Hooble-dooble-duper.

- Oh, thanks Hubba Hubba!

- So are you ready to

give me what you've got

on making Tula's Hoobyfur

more fun for my Hoobapedia?

- We're ready, Hubba Hubba.

- Hooble doop whoop to

all you Hoobs out there!

Welcome to Hoob News, the news

show for Hoobs everywhere.

I'm Iver.

- I'm Tula.

- And I'm Groove.

- And today we've been

asking the question

- What does Tula need to

make her Hoobyfur more fun?

- [Tula] First we found

out that Peeps wear

all sorts of bright and

colorful things in their hair

to make it more fun.

- [Iver] But when Tula put

something bright and colorful

in her Hoobyfur, she

looked like a Hoobybug!

- [Tula] Then Roma showed us

these Hoobily groobily things

called rollers, that Peeps

use to curl their hair.

I really, really wanted

to curl my Hoobyfur,

but when Groove and Iver put

some rollers in my Hoobyfur

I couldn't stop laughing.

They were so tickly!

- It's a good thing

I'm not ticklish.

- [Iver] Next, the Tiddlypeeps

showed us all about plaiting.

- [Tula] So, Iver

tired to plait my fur,

but it was too short.

It was the that I

knew I needed hair.

- [Groove] Then we heard

a story from a Tiddlypeep

about a Peep princess

called Rapunzel

who used her hair

like a Hooby rope.

So, Tula tried using

a Hooby rope for hair.

- [Tula] But the Hooby rope

was just a little bit too long.

I needed something shorter

than the Hooby rope

that I could use for hair.

So I went along to see

some more Tiddlypeeps,

and they had the

answer to our question.

- [Iver] So what does Tula need

to make her Hoobyfur more fun?

- A wig! Hoob, Hoob, hooray!

- And so it's thanks once again

to Iver, Tula, Groove, and Roma

for giving Hoobs

everywhere a little peep

into the world of Peeps.

And remember, have a nice

day and Hooble toodle doo!

- Hooble toodle doo!

- Groove, aren't you

going to put on your wig?

- Well, I've got to get

the rollers out first.

(Tula and Iver laughing)

- What? What?

What?

(theme music)

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob Hoob hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪
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