What's up, you guys?
Whoa...
Dude, this is totally a bra...!
But what's it doing in here?
I'm totally holding
a titty hammock!
Did ya see anything
you like, you big pervert?
It's not what it looks like.
Hey... is that my bra?
I think he's gonna put
it on and wear it around.
Oh, please don't!
It's not like that!
It just happened to
get caught on my face!
I'm so sorry...
I know I'm a visitor here;
I really hate being in the way.
No, it's fine.
As a matter of fact, having you
around definitely has its perks.
Well, it won't be
for much longer;
the President said
she'd find me a place
to stay before
she went to school.
Early morning training?
Your fight with the fallen
angels made one thing clear...
We need to get you worked up
to your peak physical condition,
as soon as we possibly can.
Oh. Great.
I'll come pick you
up in the morning.
Five sound good?
No... That's nuts...
I mean that sounds fine.
Well... I'm off
to pass out flyers.
Perfect; I'll see ya soon.
So, Asia.
Uh... Yeah?
Let's have a chat about
the sleeping arrangements.
I don't feel well, will
you help me, doctor?.
Don't you wanna
take my temperature?
Give me a shot?
It's :, why in the
hell is my alarm going off?
My workout!
She'll be here any second!
Anyone ever tell you,
you run like a school girl?
Yes, ma'am!
People have been telling
me that my whole life!
I wish that bicycle
seat was my face!
No complaining.
Come on, pick it up,
I know you need some work but
you can do better than that!
I think I'm gonna
puke up my ball sac.
Listen.
In the world of devils,
intelligence doesn't matter
as much as strength.
So...
You've gotta get strong...
In mind and body.
Sounds good to me!
Oh snap...
Nipple contact.
Remember!
The stronger you get,
the more powerful you are.
The more powerful you are,
the more you can accomplish.
Yes, ma'am!
Three...! four!
All I want out of life is to be
able to motorboat that booty!
Don't think I don't know
you're having disgusting,
sexually charged thoughts
about me right now!
Look, I can't help it,
I'm a teenager,
if I get within
ten feet of a hot girl
I start thinking about
what she looks like naked.
Speaking of which,
I wonder what's keeping her?
Who...?
I'm just gonna
imagine her naked, too.
Hey, you guys, I'm here!
So sorry that I'm late...
I swear, I won't let
it happen again-
I'm no good at running and
talking at the same time.
Here ya go.
Thanks a lot.
So, tell me, what are
you doing here anyway?
Oh, Rias asked me
if I could come.
That true?
Why would you do that...?
Rias?
I'm sorry.
What's the matter,
is everything okay?
Now that everybody's here,
we should probably go.
Um, go where?
We're going to
your house of course.
Uh... Whose boxes are these?
Yeah, that's all my stuff.
Yours?
Apparently, I had more
than I thought I did.
But why did you bring it here?
What's going on?
Well, as of today,
Asia's going to be moving in
with you and your parents.
She's what?
It's very sweet
of you to let me!
When I asked her
where she'd like to live,
the first thing she said
was, 'Issei's house.'
Hey!
Who the hell said I was
looking for a roommate?!
Uh, Sorry, what was your
name again, was it Asia?
Close, it's Asia.
Right, uh, listen Asia,
surely there's a better
long-term living situation
than moving in with us.
The thing is, I owe your son
and I need to pay him back.
Owe him?
Yeah...
I came to this
town all by myself,
and I don't know
what I would have done
if it wasn't for Issei...
He took care of me,
and now, if it's okay,
I'd like to have the
chance to take care of him.
Wow...
That's so nice.
But if it puts you out in any
way, I can go somewhere else.
Ohh!
Darling, we're not
saying you can't stay here,
and Lord knows we have the room,
it's just the thing is...
Issei...
Issei is an abnormally
horny child.
He's a pervert and
he's not to be trusted.
Well put.
Come on, Dad, how can you
say that about your own son?!
In addition to room and board,
there's something else
she can get out of
living here with you...
She can learn to be a good wife.
She can learn what?
All these years, I never thought
we'd actually find someone
willing to sleep
with this big lunk
and give us some grandchildren!
Dad!
Maybe a marriage will get rid of
his unhealthy obsession
with the pornography!
Mom, you're k*lling me!
I'm sure you both know this...
But I wanted to say that
your son is a great guy.
Well, isn't she
cute as a button?!
Sure is...!
Miss Rias, we would
love to take in Asia,
and let her live
with our pervert son.
This may be his only chance!
Thank you very much
for your kindness
mister and misses Hyodo...
I guess that settles it.
Uh, just cuz everyone's
talking about marriage,
doesn't mean we're
really doing it.
Right?
If you're lucky.
You okay?
My name is Asia Argento.
I'm feeling a bit like
a fish out of water...
But I'm excited to be here.
Shorty's hot!
Bust: thirty four, waist:
twenty six, hips: thirty five.
And look at all that hair!
Awesome.
She's gonna be in my class.
Rias must have
pulled some strings.
Being in a new school
in a strange town
can be overwhelming, but
luckily I'm staying with Issei!
Bastard!
Yo, what the eff, you tellin'
me that hottie lives with you
and you ain't dropped a
dime to your homies bout it?!
Come on dude, don't
hold out, tell us your secret,
have you sworn off
porn or something?!
Look, I didn't have
anything to do with this!
Yo, seriously though dawg,
what's her situation?
This is great, I think people
are really gonna like her here.
Hey, Asia...?
Listen.
Your room has a lock, right?
Yeah.
I bet he like masturbates
in the bathroom,
so watch out for pubes.
I'll have to keep that in mind.
Also, there could be
hidden cameras planted
all over the house,
so check everything.
Oh, okay.
All right everyone,
that's enough!
You must be exhausted.
No, I'm wide awake,
I'm still excited about how
nice everyone was today...!
Especially your two best
friends, Matsuda and Motohama!
Hey, they didn't do
anything creepy, did they?
No, but they said they
wanted to invite me
to something called
a 'devil's three-way'?
Whatever you do, promise
me you won't go to that.
Okay.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine,
don't worry about me.
You all right?
Heck yeah, I'm fine.
Kay.
Hey...
Asia and I just got back!
Earth to Rias?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I guess I spaced out
there for a little bit...
It's been one of those days.
Asia?
Yes ma'am?
If you don't have
any problems with it,
I was thinking you could
make your big debut tonight.
Debut?
Basically, you jump
to a potential client
using a magic circle and try
to make a pact with them...
But don't you think it
might be too early for that?
I mean, Asia's brand new;
she hasn't even been
a devil for a week.
You need to relax.
Don't you worry your precious
pumpkin head about her,
she'll be totally awesome;
when it comes to magical powers,
that girl's got almost
as much game as I do.
Are you serious?
I couldn't agree
with you guys more.
Didn't make her my
bishop for nothing.
Congrats on that, too:
bishop's impressive.
Uh...
Thanks a lot.
I should be happy for her,
but I kind of want
to k*ll myself...
Wait...
I may be a shitty pawn, but
at least I know my way around!
Asia's not ready
to go out there alone!
Asia, what's wrong, you okay?
Oh, I'm fine...
I'm just nervous, that's all...
Rias!
Yeah?
I think it'd be better
if I went in Asia's place.
Really??
Yeah...
Of course...
You haven't been in
the area long enough
to know your way around yet...
We'll send you out
after you've had a chance
to get a better
feel for the place.
I'm glad I volunteered
to go on her behalf.
These summon requests
can be dangerous;
there's no telling what
could be waiting for you
on the other side.
Don't be scared.
I'm gonna make a pact with you
and then you're gonna
do whatever I say...
Please don't!
Isn't that right, little girl?!
Really, Issei?
The monster rips
her clothes off too?
Door's open,
come on in sweet tits.
Sweet tits...?
I'm leaving...
Yep.
What's the , girl...?
I'm Miltan!
Nice to meet you...
You didn't by any chance
happen to summon a devil
from the house of
Gremory, did you?
You know it, b*tch...
This tall drink of
chardonnay has a wish
she wants your ass to fulfill.
Look here, Tiny Tim,
Miltan wants you
to turn her into a
magical fairy princess!
Yeah and I wish I looked
like an underwear model.
Let's be real here, sweetie.
Dude, you're missing the point!
Come on, devil man!
There's nothing I can do!
Please just give
me fabulous powers;
I'll let you lick my lollipop.
Trust me on this, bro,
you're fabulous enough already.
But I want to be super-magical
like a fairy in a pink tutu!
Quiet...!
You need to take
it down a notch,
you don't wanna wake
the neighbors, do you?!
All right, we can talk about it.
Perfect.
While we talk we should
paint our nails and gossip!
Yeah, whatever,
let's just go inside!
I've got a dazzling idea...
To get us in the mood,
let's watch this amazing
episode of Magical Milky Girl,
she's only the
most fabulous hooker
our side of the
pacific, b'okay?!
k*ll me now...
Take me outside and
sh**t me in my stupid face.
I'm starting to think
I'm some sorta creepster magnet.
Crap, it's Rias.
Congratulations!
I just got word you
finished the job...
So how'd it go?
Uh... Weird?
Dude...!
Check it out!
Those gym shorts
are so scandalous
if you catch the right angle,
you'll get a full on panty shot!
Aww, snap!
I think I see it, homie!
There's def some lacy bits
comin' out them booty shorts!
So, once again,
you didn't get a pact.
He, or she, or whatever made
me watch a bunch of anime
which actually turned out
to be pretty good stuff.
But that was it.
Well...
I'm disappointed to
hear it didn't work out.
Surprise, surprise, I screwed
the pooch yet again...!
Ah, I'm such a freakin' idiot!
Oh who cares...?
This day sucks, I'm gonna
skip class and go take a nap.
Holy crap!
Oh no, my hand's
moving on its own!
No...!
Stop it right hand, don't do it!
Okay, go ahead and do it.
Hi there, Issei.
I totally wasn't about
to grab your dink-dinks!
I'm sorry, I felt
a little sleepy,
so I thought
I'd grab a quick nap.
You were already here,
so I had to join you...
Oh, my wings.
Hey... You okay?
Yeah, it's just...
...most people don't
take naps in the nude,
that's not exactly
normal, you know?
I'm sorry, but I can't
sleep unless I'm naked.
So, Issei, would you say
you're a big admirer of breasts?
Boobs're good.
Do you wanna touch mine...?
You can if you want.
Wanna touch my boobs...?
You can if you want.
I'm sorry.
Did I just die and
go to fun bag heaven?
If you promise to do what I ask;
I promise I'll let
you touch them.
Yes...!
Anything!
Okay...
I want you to go out there
right now and get a pact.
Do you really think it's
necessary for us to go together?
Absolutely, it's never a bad
thing to have a seasoned pro
by your side when
you're out on a big job.
That's true, there's no way
I can fail if she's with me.
Titty twisting time!
Good luck, Issei!
You'll do great!
Thanks, I'm feeling
good about this!
Get ready you guys!
I'm sending you now!
This place is cool.
If your definition of cool is a
nerd who collects samurai stuff.
Umm...
You're the devils, right?
Wow, definitely didn't
see that one coming...
So you're a girl?
Yep.
I'm Susan-san and I'm a
foreign exchange student.
I love Japanese culture;
it's totally Kkru.
Guess that explains your outfit.
This area's really
scary at night,
so I wear this samurai 'yofuku'
to scare all the
bad people away.
Well, it's creepy;
I'll give you that much.
ArigatM!
I'm so glad
you're a nice devil...
If you'd been kowai
I'd have no choice
but to grab my samurai
blade, draw on you
and slice you up like sushi!
Take it easy!
So, Susan, tell me...
what can we do for you today?
Well...
The thing is, I left
my notebook at school
and I'm too scared to go
and get it by my jiko.
Wait...
Is that it?
You don't understand,
it's super scary out there!
Not nearly as scary as you are.
Yep, it's official.
I am absolutely,
one hundred percent,
a full blown creepster magnet.
Hey, what is it?!
Sorry.
Like I said, it's
really scary out here.
And like I said,
you're the scary one!
ArigatM gozaimashita!
I have no idea what
the hell you just said.
This is about to be
the best day of my life!
I got one free ticket
on the tits train
to tig ol bitty city and
it's about to leave the station!
First, I'm gonna bang those bean
bags like they're bongo drums!
Then I'm gonna put my
face in 'em and ppbbbbtttt.
Sumimasen?
You're really starting
to freak me out!
I hate to be a bother,
but there's one more
sansei I need you to do.
And I hate to be a
bummer, but no way.
Only one request per visit.
Nonsense, we'd be glad to help.
Are you kidding me?!
Tell me about this guy.
I really like him, but
I'm kind of a shy Shouju...
I don't know how
to talk to hitobito.
I bet he's a total samurai nerd,
complete with armor,
a sword and his virginity.
You want us to make him fall
in love with you, is that it?
Oh, no.
I don't want to
force him to Koi me.
I want him to Koi me on his own.
I'd like to Koi you
right in the face!
So...
Have you tried opening up to him
and telling him how you feel?
Oh...
No, I couldn't...
I wouldn't even
know where to begin!
What about a letter?
A rabureta?
Not bad...
A love letter might just work.
You think so?
Writing down what you
feel can be a great way
to express yourself.
Daijobu...
I'll give it a try!
"Shall I compare thee
to a summer's day?"
This is gonna be pafekuto.
Isn't the whole point to write
something that's original?
I think it's great.
The only thing that matters
is the feeling you
communicate, not the form.
Well, using someone
else's feelings
seems like a copout to me.
It's hard...
To say the way you feel.
It's so hard...
But it's good.
Okay?
Sore de kimatta!
Oh for crying out loud.
That's how you're
gonna send the letter?!
Mommy, mommy, look, what's that?
Just keep walking...
Come on!
Oh man...
No way this ends good.
It looks like he's here.
The arrow!
This is bad.
You shot him right
in the f*cking head!
Yeah...
Sorry, I have good aim...
I tried to think of other ways,
but sh**ting the arrow at
him seemed to be the best.
Oh shit, that guy
looks really pissed off.
I've perused your
letter, my lady,
and I'm shot through the heart!
Not the head!
To think that I, of all people,
would be caught
off guard like this...
I'm truly overwhelmed.
I'm so head over bearskin boot
in Koi, You were all
I could think of, Horii.
My Samurai!
Am I the only one who feels
like they're going crazy?
If you'll have me,
I'd be honored to be your
knight in shining yoroi.
Oh, Horii-san!
Ai shi teru!
Susan-san!
Your helmet's magnificent!
No.
Your helmet's so hard,
and your nihonto is so long!
Those two sure were
a match made in armor.
More like a match made
in the insane asylum.
So what do you think?
About what?
About being together
with the person you love
more than anything in the world.
Well, I don't know...
I guess it sounds kinda nice.
Yes, it does...
Very nice.
Plus.
It's way better than hanging out
with someone
you don't even like,
and making them like you
and then screwing them over!
Now that would be super shitty.
Someone like-Never mind.
Don't listen to me, I'm
emotionally damaged I think.
No, please...
I'm glad you gave
me a real answer.
But never mind that...
You said you wanted to
talk to me about something.
Yeah, that's right!
No one else is around!
It's time for Issei Hyodo
to play a tiddy-ditty
on her dueling banjos!
Your gazongas!
It's about your gazongas!
What are you saying, Issei...?
I've no idea to
what you're referring.
No fair, you said if I got
a pact I could touch them!!!
I never said that.
I'm just teasing you,
I'll make good on my promise...
Now then...
From this moment until
I finish counting to five...
They're all yours...
You can squeeze away.
Score!
One.
Wait a second...!
You've gotta give me
some warning here!
Two.
We're at two and I haven't
even formulated a plan yet.
Three.
All right, Issei, get
your shit together...!
Should I go for the right...?
Or feel up the left?
Four.
Dude, moment of truth.
Gotta be the double
pinch nipple twist!!!
Oh hey there, Issei...
I didn't know you
were gonna be here!
Are we too late?
What it do.
Five.
Aww, sorry Issei, it looks
like you're outta time.
You look like somebody just
kicked you in the balls, honey!
It sure feels like it.
Issei, you're so ridiculous,
do you know that...?
You cannot possibly be
that hard up to cop a feel.
All right...
Fine...
But this is all you get.
Uh... You do realize everyone's
staring at us, right?
Next time, do your job well,
whether there's a reward or not.
Yeah... cool.
No way...
Rias is totally into him...
Sorry to interrupt
Whoa, what the heck
is she doing here?!
I'd like to see them play a
little two on two on my junk!
I'm so slimy and wet!
No!
Dude, this is the best thing
that has ever happened!
01x06 - I Work as a Devil!
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Set during the struggle among the devils, fallen angels, and angels, the story follows the adventures of Issei Hyodo.
Set during the struggle among the devils, fallen angels, and angels, the story follows the adventures of Issei Hyodo.