In The Last Episode,
The Family Gathered For Theo's Graduation.
Dad, There Are No More Tickets.
That's It. That's All I Can Do Man.
I Just Need Six Tickets.
Six?! A Minute Ago
You Said Four.
I Know, But Jeffrey Engels,
He Lives Next Door
And His Ex-Wife,
They Want To Come.
They Remember You
When You Were Like This, Man.
This Is A Big Moment.
Dad...
Six Tickets More.
Why Did You Invite Kenny?
You Don't Want Kenny To Come,
Then Uninvite Him.
The Boy Gave Me Tube Socks.
I Cannot Uninvite Him.
Then Get Him A Ticket!
But...
Dad, Please
Listen To Me.
I'm Listening.
There... Are...
No... More... Tickets.
Look At Me!
There Are No... Look.
And Look At You Today.
My Baby's
Graduating From College.
When Your Father Graduated
They Called His Name,
He Walked Across The Stage
Accepted His Diploma
In His Left Hand
Shook Hands With His Right
Then He Proceeded
To Hug Every Person On The Dais
Including The Ushers.
He Held Up The Ceremony
For Seven Minutes.
Dad Sure Knows
How To Celebrate, Huh?
Especially When It
Comes To Learning.
Denise Is On The Phone.
She Wants To Talk
To Everybody.
Come On, Sweetie.
Cliff:
Singapore Sweetheart.
How's The Lieutenant Doing?
Protecting The Country?
Denise! Honey,
I'm Not Going To Talk Long
Because I Know
You Want To Talk To Theo
And Wish Him Congratulations.
What?
My Baby.
What?
My Baby's Having A Baby.
( Screaming And Cheering )
Hello, Denise.
It's Me.
We're Having A Baby.
Now, Don't Let It Be Born
Till I Get There.
Okay, Denise.
He's Right Here.
Bye, Denise.
Bye, Baby!
Sorry, Dad.
Hey, Denise,
How You Doing?
Uncle Theo, Here.
Yeah, Well,
Congratulations To You Too.
I'll See You Tomorrow.
All Right.
Denise, Honey.
Yes, Listen
To Your Grandma Carrie.
Sit Down
As Much As You Can Now
Because You Will Never
Sit Down Again.
Never.
And If Martin Starts
To Get On Your Nerves
And That Smile
You Used To Think
Was So Sexy
Now Looks Stupid,
Don't Tell Him.
It Will Pass Most Likely.
Tell Her, Grandma.
Excuse Me, Son.
Hey, Denise, Now, Listen.
This Is Very Important Advice.
Don't Ever Call Anybody Ugly
'Cause The Baby
Will Look Just Like Them.
( Everyone Laughing )
Now, You Get Yourself
Some Rest. Bye.
( Kissing Sounds )
She Needs Her Rest.
Grandpa, We're Ready.
Nelson:
Yeah, Let's Go.
Come Here, Both Of You.
Stand Right Here.
Now, You Know We're Going Out
To The Big Graduation.
The Big Celebration,
Right?
Now, There's Certain Things
I Don't Want You
To Say Out Loud Anymore.
Now, What Was It That You Said
To That Man, Remember?
What Did You Say?
Ooh, Look. That Man Has Hair
Growing Out Of His Ears.
Correct. If You See Hair
Growing Out Of The Ears
Let It Grow.
You Don't Have
To Tell The Man About It.
All Right?
For You, You Don't Say Out Loud
The Way You Did
The Last Time, What?
Ooh, That Lady's Old.
Yeah. That Isn't Nice.
And I Want You To Understand
That We Cannot
Spend The Afternoon
Picking You Up
And Taking You To The Bathroom.
Now, Do You Have To Go Now?
Hammer Time!
All Right.
Go On Out,
Go On Out.
Hammer Out, Hammer Out.
Well, Son, I Know
This Is Your Big Day.
Yeah, Dad.
First The Daughter Graduates,
And Now The Son.
Oh, Boy.
And We're All
Proud Of You, Son.
Well, Dad, I'm Proud Of Myself,
Thank You Very Much.
But As We All Know, Son
You Get A Little Exuberant
At These Functions.
I Would Never Do Anything
To Embarrass The Family.
Confetti, Son?
Yeah, Well, You Know,
You Just...
And Isn't This The Thing
You Used At Princeton?
( Horn Honking )
It's, Uh... Crowd Control.
Well, You Just
Control Yourself, Son.
Yes. Okay.
Tell Me To Control Myself--
I'm A Grown Man,
Living In My Own House.
Russell:
What Was That, Son?
Nothing, Sir.
Sweetheart, Are You
Wearing A Slip?
Grandma!
All Right, Everybody,
Move The Wagons Out.
We're Still Short
Three Tickets.
I Got Beach Chairs Here.
( Everyone Groaning )
Dad, Wait A Minute.
Elvin And I Will Stay Here.
I'm The Extra Man.
You Can't Do That,
Honey.
Honey?
We're Just Friends.
We're Just Friends.
We Will Stay.
Sondra, You Go.
No, No, No. What Is This?
Everybody's Quitting?
Dad, We Do Not Have
Enough Tickets.
I Understand That.
So This Is All Of A Sudden
Reminding You All Of What?
All:
Princeton!
And As Far As You
Are All Concerned,
Some Horrible Things Happened.
What Were They?
The Security Guard.
The Tow Truck.
The Doberman.
It Was A German Shepherd.
See, That's How Much
You People Remember.
We're Going To A Graduation
And I Don't Know
What's Going To Happen
But I Bet You
It Will Be Something
That You Will Never Forget.
You Got That Right, Son.
I'm Going On Ahead.
You Do
What You Want To Do.
Give Me One Of The Chairs.
I'll Take One, Dad.
Give Me One Of Those.
All Right.
Now, Binoculars?
Everybody Raise
Your Binoculars.
Down. Cameras.
Up... And Down.
All Right.
Let's Head Out.
Oh, Wait.
The Guest Of Honor.
All:
Theo!
( Cheering )
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go, Theo.
Hey, Beach Chairs.
Yes.
Why Not?
That's Right. Okay...
Uh, Excuse Me.
One Side.
Let The Man Through.
Theo, Three Tickets.
That's The Best I Could Do.
This Is Unbelievable.
Where Did You Get These?
My Brother.
Your Brother?
Yeah.
My Brother Says
If You Can't
Do Something Nice
For A Neighbor
Don't Bother
Living Next Door.
All Right, Bud.
Cliff:
Move It
Everybody, Quickly
Come On,
Out Of Here.
Hurry Up, Hurry Up.
You Know
The Cars You're In.
Come On, You Two.
And Make Sure The Shows.
Okay.
Okay. You're Ready.
Let Me See You.
Hit A Spin.
( Chuckling )
Oh, Boy.
Oh, Boy.
Hey, Dad,
Thanks For Everything.
Thank You.
Get In The Car
And Leave Room
For Your Mother.
All Right,
Here We Go Again.
Yes.
Here We Go Again.
Yes...
Oh, Oh, Oh...
Honey,
What Are You Doing?
Just In Case.
Just In Case.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Mrs. Huxtable,
Dr. Huxtable
I Saved Two Prime Seats
For You.
And My Lance
Was Very Territorial
On Your Behalf.
Oh, Lance.
Thank You.
Anybody See Theo?
Left Side Of The Park,
th Row, th Man In.
I Got Him!
Speaker:
You Are The Leaders
Of The Next Millennium.
You Hear That?
The Next Millennium.
Our Son And Daughters.
Speaker:
...Service, Involvement--
Of Giving Your Fair Share...
( Knocking )
Cliff:
Theo.
Yo.
Hard To Get Good Help,
Isn't It?
Son...
Your Mother Asked Me
To Come Up Here
And k*ll You.
Hey, I Know.
You Know What?
What You're Going To Say
And It's Under Control, So...
No Problem.
No Problem.
How Do You Expect
To Get Into College
With These Grades?
No Problem.
Huh?
I'm Not Going To College.
Damn Right.
I'll Get Through
High School
And Then Get A Job
Like Regular People.
Regular People?
Yeah, You Know,
Who Work In A Gas Station
Or Drive A Bus.
So You're Saying
Your Mother And I
Shouldn't Care If You Get D's
Because You Don't Need
Good Grades
To Be Regular People.
Right.
Okay.
Oh...
Suppose... You Graduate
From High School.
Let's Say You Just Slide By.
You've Got
To Find A Job.
What Kind Of Salary
Do You Expect
For A Regular Person?
Mmm... $ A Week.
$ Dollars A Week?
Yeah.
Sit Down.
I'm Going To Give You
$ A Week.
Yes, Indeed.
$ A Week--
$ , A Month.
All Right?
I'll Take It!
Yes, You Will.
And I Will Take
$ For Taxes...
Whoa!
Because The Government
Comes For
The Regular People First.
How Much Does That
Leave You With?
$ .
All Right.
Now, You've Got
To Have An Apartment
Because You Are Not
Going To Live Here.
So, An Apartment
In Manhattan
Will Run You
At Least $ A Month.
I'll Live In New Jersey.
All Right.
You Live In New Jersey,
You've Got To Have A Car.
I'll Ride A Motorbike.
You Need A Helmet.
Figure A Hundred A Month
For Clothes And Shoes.
Figure --
I Want To Look Good.
So What Does That
Leave You With?
$ .
So, No Problem.
There Is A Problem.
You Haven't Eaten Yet.
I Can Get By
On Bologna And Cereal.
So I've Got Everything I Need
Plus $ Left For The Month.
Plan To Have A Girlfriend?
For Sure.
Regular People.
Vanessa:
Denise, Open This Door!
Vanessa.
Open This Door!
Vanessa!
Vanessa.
Come Here.
Come Here.
Here, Here, Here.
There Is There.
This Is Here--
Come Here.
Denise Pushed Us
Out Of The Bathroom
And The Shampoo
Is In Rudy's Eyes
And Now Rudy Might Be
Blinded For Life.
If She Is,
Can We Get A Dog?
Dad, I Thought About
What You Said
And I See Your Point.
Thank You.
Thank You.
But I Have A Point Too.
Make Your Point.
You're A Doctor
And Mom's A Lawyer.
You're Both Successful
And That's Great.
But Maybe I Was Born
To Be A Regular Person
And Have A Regular Life.
If You Weren't A Doctor,
I Wouldn't Love You Less
Because
You're My Dad.
And So, Instead
Of Acting Disappointed
Because I'm Not Like You
Maybe You Can
Just Accept Who I Am
And Love Me Anyway...
Because I'm Your Son.
Theo...
That's The Dumbest Thing
I've Ever Heard In My Life!
No Wonder
You Get D's In Everything.
Now, You Are Afraid To Try
Because You're Afraid That
Your Brain Is Going To Explode
And Ooze Out Of Your Ears.
Now, I'm Telling You
You Are Going To Try
As Hard As You Can
And You're Going To Do It
Because I Said So!
I Am Your Father.
I Brought You In This World,
And I'll Take You Out.
Now, Son, Come Here.
Come Here.
Now Listen To Me.
I Just Want You To Do
The Best You Can.
That's All.
I'll Try, Dad,
I Really Will.
I Love You.
Yeah, Dad.
Huh?
I Know.
Yeah.
And Maybe...
Your Mother Loves You Too.
Announcer:
All Candidates For The Bachelor
Of Science Degree
Department Of Psychology,
Please Stand.
Theo!
( Cheering )
Please Be Seated.
All Candidates...
What Happened?
Theo Just Graduated, Dear.
What Do You Mean?
They Stood Up And Then
She Said, "Please Be Seated."
That's What You Do
When You Have , Graduates.
Dear, When We Graduated,
What Did They Say?
They Didn't Say,
"Stand And Sit Down."
What Do You Get If You Go
To Graduate School--
Jumping Jacks?
If They Called
Everybody's Name
We'd Be Here
Till Tomorrow Night.
I Would Love
To Hear My Son's Name.
Dear, We Spent
Close To $ , .
They Didn't Say,
"Everybody Stand And Be Seated."
They Said, "Individually,
Sign Your Check."
We're Going To Go Now.
We're Going
To Go Sit In The Car.
It's Over?
It's Over, Dear.
There's Nothing Else?
Just Stand Up And Sit Down?
That's It, Darling.
All Right.
I've Graduated.
I'm Going To Graduate Again.
I'm Going To Go
To Teacher's College.
There You Go.
Yeah, Son,
It Was A Great Day.
Say, Cliff, We're On
For Dinner Next Thursday Night?
Let's Make It Wednesday.
Why Wait?
But Still At : ?
: .
You Got It.
Take Care Now.
Where Did Your Wife Go?
Here She Is.
Hey, Guys.
Cliff:
All Right.
Everything All Right?
Yeah.
There's A Graduation Party
Out There
With My Name On It.
Well, Go Forth
And Graduateth Party.
You Guys,
Thanks A Lot.
You Don't Need
Anything, Do You?
No, I'm Cool.
Good Night, Son.
Did You Go
In My Pocket Upstairs?
Not At All.
Don't Wait Up For Me.
I'll Be Back Kind Of Late.
( Door Closes )
Well...
I Love Days Like This.
Yeah. Yeah, Yeah...
'Cause I Like
To See You Smile.
Yeah.
And You Never Smile As Much
As On Days Like This.
Yeah. Yeah.
I Got Something
To Make You Smile.
Really?
You Better Believe It.
First, You Need
A Little Mood Lighting.
Oh.
I'm Smiling So Far.
Now...
I Want You To Go Outside
And Ring The Doorbell.
No, I'm Serious.
Honey, I've Fixed The Doorbell
And When You Hear It,
You Will Smile.
Honest.
I Don't Think So.
Okay.
I'll Go Out
And I'll Ring
The Doorbell Myself.
Yes, And I Will Dial - - .
No, No. It Works Now
And It Works The Way
I Want It To Work.
Uh-Huh.
All Right.
You Think I'm Kidding.
Here You Go.
( Melodious Chiming )
( Mellow Jazz Music Playing )
Ooh, Lord.
Is He Looking At Us?
Come On, Let's Go.
You've Never Danced
With Me Like That Before.
08x25 - And So We Commence pt. 2
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Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.
Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.