01x05 - Can of Worms

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ANNOUNCER Previously on Ninjago



ANNOUNCER Previously on Ninjago


I'll be your friend. [LAUGHING]


The Green Ninja. The legend's true.


I thought you were my friend.


All you wanted was to make the Serpentine your sl*ve.


Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon.


JAY What should we do with him? I know exactly what we must do.


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪


♪ And then I'll jump back Do it again ♪


♪ Ninja, go Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on And do the weekend whip ♪


♪ Ninja, go Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on, come on And do the weekend whip ♪


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪


[ANNOUNCER READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]


[CHIRPING]


[LLOYD WHISTLING]


Hey, Kai.


Heh. Saw Cole b*at your high score.


You should've seen it. It was pretty spectacular.


Uh, you must be talking about "Sitar Legend."


This is "Fist to Face II."


No one beats me on my game.


Huh, could be wrong. See you.


[WHISTLES]


Huh? Cole!


Mm, mm. Violetberry soup.


My culinary achievement.


If the recipe is not followed exactly--


[GRUNTS]


By the way, I saw Jay spice things up.


I told him not to,


but he said your cooking could use it.


Bye, Cole.


[COUGHS]


Jay!


[GRUNTS]


Let's ease our way into this.


How about level two, shall we?


[CLANKING]


Hey, Jay, I saw Zane try to repair the sparring-bot earlier.


Isn't that your expertise?


Later, bro.


Wait, what?


[LLOYD WHISTLING]


No. No!


Zane!


[♪♪♪]


[WHISTLING]


Hello, Lloyd.


What brings you up here this fine morning?


Kai wanted me to pick up his ninja suit.


He said he threw it in with your whites.


Here it is. Thanks.


[♪♪♪]


You couldn't just be happy with the top score?


You had to rub it in my face?


You know how long it took me to make that?


Three days. Three days.


It's an unsaid law, okay? You don't touch a man's robot.


How am I supposed to strike fear in this?


It's pink.


[ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]


[CACKLING]


ALL Ah! You did this?


Boys, I get first dibs on.


No dibs.


I put him up to this for today's lesson.


I wanted to show you the destructive power of rumors


and that jumping to conclusions can only lead to trouble.


Did you ever think to find out if the accusations were true?


Uh, no offense, sensei,


but let me jump to this conclusion


Today's lesson is lame.


Yeah. Why can't you teach us


to paralyze your enemy with one finger?


Or find out if a man is lying by the twitch of his nose?


Because not all lessons are about fighting.


And I misplaced my lesson book.


You mean this lesson book?


It was the perfect plan,


until you had to show up and mess everything up.


NYA [ON PA] If you're done fooling around,


I could use you guys on the bridge.


We do still have a snake problem to attend to.


Over and out.


It's one thing to let the son of your nemesis live with you,


but having my sister here? I mean, come on,


I thought this was a ninja headquarters.


NYA You do know I can hear you.


Over and out.


Last we heard of Pythor, he stole the Map of Dens from Lloyd


and is now on his way to open the last two Serpentine tombs.


Ugh. Don't remind me.


Pythor's our most dangerous thr*at.


If he finds those tombs before we do,


with his intellect and all four tribes unleashed,


there's no telling what he'll do.


But those tombs could be anywhere.


Without the Map of Dens, we might as well



just throw darts at a map.


Good idea. Why don't we?


These are the two locations of the Hypnobrai


and Fangpyre tombs.


Show-off.


NYA And this is Pythor's tomb.


After many hours of ruminating


on why the tombs were placed in these three precise locations,


I discovered a secret pattern.


If you notice,


all three are in line with the Ninjago symbol for serpent.


So the last two tombs must be here and here.


Ah, you are so smart.


Ah, was there ever any doubt?


There's little time.


Kai and Jay, you head to the Venomari Tomb.


Cole and Zane, you take the Constrictai Tomb.


And take this.


You might need it if you run into Pythor.


Good luck, ninja.


What am I gonna do?


Yeah, what are we gonna do?


Nya, I need you here


to make sure Lloyd doesn't get into any more trouble.


Yes, sensei.


Let's go, boys. We got some snakes to club.


[NINJAS CHEERING]


[WU SIGHS]


Where are you, Pythor?


What are you up to?


[♪♪♪]


[GROANS]


Well, our vehicles won't traverse the steps.


We go the rest of the way on foot.


But this is the Mountain of a Million Steps.


Aren't we pressed for time?


Then we'll take a shortcut.


[COLE GRUNTING]


Am I holding on too tight?


Light as a feather, Pinky.


Almost there.


[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]


[COLE PANTING]


Looks like Pythor was already here.


Perhaps we should investigate.


Give me a second. Phew.


Go on and start without me.


Huh. Didn't Momma Snake ever tell them


not to draw on the wall?


These images describe a legend


about one tribe uniting them all.


COLE Those snakes had been at w*r with each other for centuries.


Well, it says here, once they unite,


they can find the four Silver Fang Blades


that will unleash the Great Devourer,


an evil that will consume all of the land,


turning day into night.


You get all that from those little pictures?


ZANE This gives me deep concern.


If Pythor's not here,


and unites all the tribes together


before Kai and Jay find him--


Relax, Zane.


They're a bunch of dumb snakes who believe in fairy tales.


If anything, we've got all the-- Did you feel that?


What?


There's something in the ground.


Don't move.


[GASPS]


I've been waiting for you.


Pythor sends his regards.


Did you stay behind just to tell us that?


Pathetic.


Look who's calling who pathetic, Pinky.


Only I call him Pinky.


[COLE GRUNTS]


[RUMBLING]


Zane, go for the rope.


[COLE YELLS]


Cole?


[COLE SCREAMS THEN GRUNTS]


[RUMBLING]


[PLAYING SOFT MUSIC]


No!


[COLE GRUNTING]


[STRAINING] Zane. Zane.


[GROANING]


Ninja, go!


[COLE & ZANE GRUNT]


[PLAYING SOFT MUSIC]


[SCREAMS]


Wrap your head around this.


[GRUNTS]


Ah. Good one.


Thanks. But if he was expecting us,


I think Kai and Jay are walking into a trap.


Come on. Let's get out of here.


[♪♪♪]


Ew!


Hey, it's not me. We're in the Toxic Bogs.



This stuff will eat through you worse than Cole's chili.


[♪♪♪]


P-yew!


[VOICE ECHOING] P-yew!


[CHUCKLES]


Let's just make this quick before Pythor gets here.


What--?


[♪♪♪]


This place looks empty. We must've just missed them.


Check this out.


They say you're the Green Ninja, but I say I am.


[VOICE ECHOING] I am. I am.


I am!


[VOICE ECHOING] I am! I am!


[JAY CHUCKLES]


[CROAKS]


[GASPS]


You shouldn't sneak up on people like that.


Heh, if I wasn't such a well-trained nin--


[CACKLES]


[GRUNTS]


[♪♪♪]


Jay? Jay!


No, I'm the real Jay!


[VOICE ECHOING] No, I'm the real Jay!


[ALL HISSING]


KAI Oh, this is not good.


Jay! Jay!


There are so many.


Elves and gingerbread people everywhere.


Okay, I don't know what you're seeing,


but this is no time to lose yourself.


I need you, partner.


I've never fought little people before.


We're toast.


Anyone order a little kick butt?


[VOICE ECHOING] Butt. Butt.


[LAUGHS]


Boo! Aah!


[PLAYING SOFT MUSIC]


No, let's not let music ruin things, hmm?


[JAY GASPS]


I've got a sinking feeling


this may be the last I see of you four.


[LAUGHS]


That's it. I used to hate dragons,


but now I officially hate snakes.


Wait, do you see that?


A magic floating rope. We can climb to safety.


Boy, that Venomari venom is some powerful stuff.


[ALL LAUGHING]


ZANE For whatever it is worth,


it was an honor to fight beside you all.


Me too. Yeah, ditto.


Hey, what?


The magic rope. Ha.


Quick. Everyone, climb over.


[♪♪♪]


[ALL SCREAM]


[ALL GRUNTING]


Oh, dear.


Pythor target confirmed.


Time to bag and tag.


[♪♪♪]


[YELLS]


COLE Who are you?


How about the coolest thing I've ever seen?


Santa?


Thank you, mysterious warrior.


I owe you my life for saving-- Ugh!


Now that wasn't nice.


[ALL GRUNT]


[SNORING]


[♪♪♪]


[ALL SNORING]


[♪♪♪]


So then, just when we were gonna bite it,


this huge mechanical robot--


Samurai. It was samurai.


A sama what?


Samurai. Highest level of warrior class.


They would protect nobility and serve with honor


on the b*ttlefield.


He was a hundred feet high,


with weapons coming out of every part of him.


Look at sensei's beard.


It's moving like snakes.


When is this Venomari spit supposed to wear off?


It's starting to get annoying.


[♪♪♪]


Okay, don't let this mysterious samurai


cloud what's really important


All the Serpentine are out,


and if Pythor can unite them,


the legend states some Great Devourer


is gonna consume the land and--


Great Devourer?


Whatever it is, it's a can of worms I don't wanna see open.


Unh, it's all my fault.


If I hadn't opened the first hatch,



none of this would've happened.


We cannot change the past, but we can affect the future.


At least we have the Sacred Flute in our possession, so--


Yeah. Ahem. About that...


Pythor sort of stole it.


The last Sacred Flute, gone?


[SIGHS]


You four are Ninjago's last hope.


[ALARM WAILING]


Cold-vision must have caught something.


That means the Serpentine are near.


COLE Oh, no! Ninjago City?


JAY How many are there?


Looks like all of them.


Pythor must be trying to unite them.


Go. We mustn't let the five tribes unite.


ALL Ninja, go!


Ah. I must get this taken care of.


[KAI GRUNTING]


Don't worry. It'll wear off soon.


For now, you're coming with me.


[KAI SCREAMING]


[ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING]


Ah. I love the smell of land hurtling towards you


in the middle of the night.


[♪♪♪]


[ALL GASP AND CHUCKLE]


KAI Ninjago City. Amazing.


Always heard stories of this place.


Biggest city in all of Ninjago.


Always wanted to come here.


Yeah, I always dreamed


of one day being on a billboard here.


You too? Yeah, I did too.


Uh, but may I remind you,


where are the snakes?


We should be standing in the middle


of a massive Serpentine gathering.


[GROANS]


I hate snakes.


[ALL LAUGHING]


[ALL CHATTERING]


You'll have to use more than words


to bring the Serpentine together.


All I have to do is show them the way.


They're ready for you, Pythor.


Ah. Showtime.


[ALL CLAMORING]


Friends, enemies,


and enemies who pretend to be friends.


[ALL LAUGH]


I welcome you.


COLE That's a lot of snakes.


JAY What are we gonna do?


I have an idea. Follow my lead.


And what is with the Constrictai and their vice-like grip?


Let it go, already.


[ALL LAUGH]


It's funny because it's so true.


Heh, but in all seriousness,


the reason why I called this gathering is because


The good people of Ninjago


imprisoned us in those insidious tombs,


and I want to return them the favor.


[ALL CHEERING]


KAI That sounds like a great plan,


but you know the Hypnobrai will screw it up.


Who said that?


[ALL CLAMORING]


Those buck teeth can bite my rear end.


Huh?


I bet they're drinking their own venom.


All that digging must have given them dirt for brains.


[SNAKES ARGUING]


What's going on? Why am I losing them?


Ninja! Don't worry, I'll take care of it.


[GRUNTS]


[GRUNTS]


[♪♪♪]


[SNAKES CLAMORING]


Zane!


[SNAKES CLAMORING]


[♪♪♪]


[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]


[SIGHS]


[ALL CLAMORING]


Did you take care of them?


All but one.


Search every nook and cranny.


If he's a ninja, you'll never find him in plain sight.


Look, a pink ninja!


[♪♪♪]


ALL Go, pink ninja, go!


[ALL CHEERING]


Unh. Now let's get out of here.


[SNAKES CLAMORING]


[♪♪♪]


Let us blow this Popsicle stand. Ninja, go!


Popsicle stand! Ha-ha. I like it!


[♪♪♪]



[GRUNTING]


[ALL GRUNTING]


You'll have to do better than that to unite the tribes.


Get your hands off me!


You know, whether it was in a lesson book or not,


we used the destructive power of rumors to our advantage.


And now the Serpentine are further away than ever


from getting their act together.


I don't think we would've gotten out of there


if it hadn't been for Zane.


Don't thank me. Thank Lloyd.


If it hadn't been for his "laundry skills,"


we all would've been found.


[ALL LAUGH]


Well, it took me loads,


but your suit's no longer pink.


And to show that I'm sorry, Cole,


I got you a can of nuts.


Uh, ha-ha, yeah.


Don't think I don't see what this is.


When I open this,


a bunch of snakes are gonna pop out, right?


Yeah. No, thank you.


[YELLS]


[ALL LAUGHING]


♪ Ninja, go Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on We're gonna do it again ♪


♪ We'll just jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪


♪ Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on, come on And do the weekend whip ♪


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪