16x07 - Pizza Slice of Life

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Power Rangers". Aired: May 23, 1994 - present.*
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A closeknit band of teenagers in fictional Angel Grove, Calif., transforms into a uniformed team of superheroes ready to take on any villains.

Seasons 1-3: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; 3.5: Alien Rangers; 4: Zeo; 5: Turbo; 6: Rangers in Space; 7: Lost Galaxy; 8: Lightspeed Rescue; 9: Time Force; 10: Wild Force; 11: Ninja Storm; 12: Dino Thunder; 13: S.P.D.; 14: Mystic Force; 15: Operation Overdrive; 16: Jungle Fury; 17: RPM; 17.5- RV: Mighty Morphin (re-version); 18: Samurai; 19: Super Samurai; 20: Megaforce; 21: Super Megaforce; 22: Dino Charge; 23: Dino Super Charge; 24: Ninja Steel; 25: Super Ninja Steel; 26-27: Beast Morphers; 28-29: Dino Fury; 30: Cosmic Fury
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16x07 - Pizza Slice of Life

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(SINGING)
Power Rangers

Go!

Here comes the Power Rangers
Jungle Fury

Go!

Training hard to be
the best that we can

Power Rangers!

Protecting people
from the evil Dai Shi clan

We stand up for what we know is right
We will never lose a fight

-Dai Shi
-Go away

-We're here
-To save the day

'Cause we're the Power Rangers
Jungle Fury

Jungle Fury!

We're fast, we're strong, unstoppable

Jungle Fury!

Here comes the Power Rangers
Jungle fury

Jungle Fury, go!

-Go! Go!
-Power Rangers

-Go! Go!
-Jungle fury

-Go! Go!
-Power Rangers

-Go! Go!
-Jungle Fury

(SIGHS)

THEO: Another day at the office.

Another day at the office.

CASEY: Ladies, is there anything
l can help you with?

Ladies, is there anything
l can help you with?

My suggestion,
the ''Thrilla Gorilla'' pizza.

My suggestion,
the ''Thrilla Gorilla'' pizza.

lt's got bananas, very nice,
and jalapeño peppers.

lt's got bananas, very nice,
and jalapeño peppers.

l love bananas.

GIRL: Mmm. l love bananas.

See you. Adios. Au revoir. Ciao.
See you in a few days!

See you. Adios. Au revoir. Ciao.
See you in a few days!

What? You're going fly-fishing?

What? You're going fly-fishing?

No. Why would you...

No. Why would you...

Oh, this get-up.

Oh, this get-up.

l'm just going to a fly-fishing contest.

l'm just going to a fly-fishing contest.

RJ, you're such an animal rights guy.
l just don't see you fishing.

RJ, you're such an animal rights guy.
l just don't see you fishing.

l'm not going to fish.
l'm going to disturb the fish,

l'm not going to fish.
l'm going to disturb the fish,

so the fishermen don't catch the fish.

so the fishermen don't catch the fish.

Hold on there! You iust can't go
without leaving someone in charge.

Hold on there! You iust can't go
without leaving someone in charge.

Someone bright, resourceful,
and very responsible. Me!

Someone bright, resourceful,
and very responsible. Me!

lf you don't say so yourself.

lf you don't say so yourself.

Theo's right.
We need someone in charge.

Theo's right.
We need someone in charge.

-Casey, you're in charge.
-Me?

-Casey, you're in charge.
-Me?

-Good. It's settled. Ta-ta.
-But l...

-Good. It's settled. Ta-ta.
-But l...

-All right. What's the plan, Stan?
-Beats me.

-All right. What's the plan, Stan?
-Beats me.

l didn't even actually
agree to being in charge.

l didn't even actually
agree to being in charge.

-l'll do it!
-No.

-l'll do it!
-BOTH: No.

Tell you what.
l don't want the responsibility,

Tell you what.
l don't want the responsibility,

so why don't we all split it?
We'll all be in charge.

so why don't we all split it?
We'll all be in charge.

Lily can run the kitchen.

Lily can run the kitchen.

l'll handle meeting, seating,
and greeting.

l'll handle meeting, seating,
and greeting.

What about me?
What am l going to be in charge of?

What about me?
What am l going to be in charge of?

-You, my friend, can be the waiter.
-Oh, so l'm just the waiter?

-You, my friend, can be the waiter.
-Oh, so l'm just the waiter?

-What if l don't want to be the waiter?
-Great. l'll switch with you.

-What if l don't want to be the waiter?
-Great. l'll switch with you.

You work in the sweaty kitchen,
and l'll get the big tips.

You work in the sweaty kitchen,
and l'll get the big tips.

My bad. l forgot about tips.

My bad. l forgot about tips.

Vice-President in Charge of Service
is fine with me.

Vice-President in Charge of Service
is fine with me.

What about me? What am l gonna do?

What about me? What am l gonna do?

You'll be our floater. Great!
Everyone's in charge.

You'll be our floater. Great!
Everyone's in charge.

Everyone's happy, especially me.

Everyone's happy, especially me.

(SNARLS)

l need to talk to someone.

l need to talk to someone.

Well, make it snappy, Naja.

Well, make it snappy, Naja.

l have things to do for Dai Shi.

l have things to do for Dai Shi.

All the more important that we talk now.
You may be the only one not blinded

All the more important that we talk now.
You may be the only one not blinded

by the illusion that
we are making progress with our goals.

by the illusion that
we are making progress with our goals.

l know you're a snake, but you are
going to have to hold your tongue,

l know you're a snake, but you are
going to have to hold your tongue,

if you know what's good for you.

if you know what's good for you.

No, if Dai Shi was going
to be successful,

No, if Dai Shi was going
to be successful,

-he would have done so by now.
-You are speaking treason.

-he would have done so by now.
-You are speaking treason.

Someone has to. To be triumphant
in defeating the humans,

Someone has to. To be triumphant
in defeating the humans,

-Dai Shi must be destroyed!
-Over your lifeless body!

-Dai Shi must be destroyed!
-Over your lifeless body!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Hands off!

CHAMILLA: Hands off!

l'm not finished with you!

l'm not finished with you!

You won't get away!

NAJA: You won't get away!

You're not the only one with poison.

CHAMILLA: You're not
the only one with poison.

Feel the burning pain of my venom
while you waste away.

Feel the burning pain of my venom
while you waste away.

lt won't be soon enough.

lt won't be soon enough.

(GASPS)

(LAUGHS)

-Oh, so you want some more?
-lndeed!

-Oh, so you want some more?
-lndeed!

Come on.

Come on.

l offered you a chance for victory,
instead you rejected me.

l offered you a chance for victory,
instead you rejected me.

You've cost me a Life Talon.
A high price to pay,

You've cost me a Life Talon.
A high price to pay,

but you'll repay me before l'm done.
Unless you'll join forces with me.

but you'll repay me before l'm done.
Unless you'll join forces with me.

-l'm not a traitor!
-Dai Shi doesn't care for your life,

-l'm not a traitor!
-Dai Shi doesn't care for your life,

-but you risk everything to protect him.
-lt's called loyalty.

-but you risk everything to protect him.
-lt's called loyalty.

And he will repay me ten-fold
when this is all over.

And he will repay me ten-fold
when this is all over.

Fine, then! For you, it will be
over sooner than you can imagine.

Fine, then! For you, it will be
over sooner than you can imagine.

We'll see!

We'll see!

Fran? Fran!

Fran? Fran!

(GROANS)

What's she doing out there?

What's she doing out there?

As maître d', filling the tables
is my responsibility, right?

As maître d', filling the tables
is my responsibility, right?

So l've got her helping me.

So l've got her helping me.

(GROANS)

What is that?

What is that?

l'm the Jungle Karma mascot,
Pepperona.

l'm the Jungle Karma mascot,
Pepperona.

And l hate it. It's garlicky and
my cheese is melting in the heat.

And l hate it. It's garlicky and
my cheese is melting in the heat.

Well, l need you and your pepperonis
in the kitchen, now.

Well, l need you and your pepperonis
in the kitchen, now.

And l need you out here.

THEO: And l need you out here.

-Well, l need her more.
-l looked for her first.

-Well, l need her more.
-l looked for her first.

Whoa...

Oh!

Casey!

BOTH: Casey!

Don't ask me. That's why
l didn't want to be in charge.

Don't ask me.
That's why l didn't want to be in charge.

You're a third of the boss, too, guys.

You're a third of the boss, too, guys.

-l need her in the kitchen with me!
-Okay. Look, if we don't clean...

-l need her in the kitchen with me!
-Okay. Look, if we don't clean...

You decide.

You decide.

(BOTH ARGUING)

-She needs to do the dishes!
-Taking any orders!

-She needs to do the dishes!
-Taking any orders!

Traitor!

CHAMILLA: Traitor!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Coward!

Coward!

This way!

This way!

l'll give you this, you're quite a warrior.
With some training,

l'll give you this, you're quite a warrior.
With some training,

you could have been great.

you could have been great.

You gave me a better fight
than l expected.

You gave me a better fight
than l expected.

-You're more traitorous than l expected.
-You have a wicked tongue.

-You're more traitorous than l expected.
-You have a wicked tongue.

Let me share this with you.

Let me share this with you.

(CHAMILLA SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

(GROANING)

You haven't defeated the traitor.

You haven't defeated the traitor.

His power is stronger than l thought.

His power is stronger than l thought.

He spoke of you not caring for me.

He spoke of you not caring for me.

-l didn't believe him, of course.
-Of course, you're my favourite.

-l didn't believe him, of course.
-Of course, you're my favourite.

But handle him,
or l'll find someone who can.

But handle him,
or l'll find someone who can.

Here's a tip, you spend too much time
deflecting other's powers.

Here's a tip, you spend too much time
deflecting other's powers.

You might try absorbing
their power, instead.

You might try absorbing
their power, instead.

-But that could destroy me.
-Perhaps.

-But that could destroy me.
-Perhaps.

But if you want my admiration, my love,
isn't that a chance you would take?

But if you want my admiration, my love,
isn't that a chance you would take?

What will it be?

ALL: What will it be?

Hey, this is my table.

Hey, this is my table.

Yeah? Well, it's about time.

Yeah? Well, it's about time.

You didn't cover your last three tables.

You didn't cover your last three tables.

Talking about not doing your iob?
l've covered for you all day.

Talking about not doing your iob?
l've covered for you all day.

-Because l've been covering for him!
-Because l've been covering for him!

-Because l've been covering for him!
-Because l've been covering for him!

Me? If the truth be known, l've covered
for both of you! And if it was up to me,

Me? If the truth be known, l've covered
for both of you! And if it was up to me,

-l'd probably fire the both of you!
-Well, it's not up to you!

-l'd probably fire the both of you!
-Well, it's not up to you!

Because you didn't want
the responsibility!

Because you didn't want
the responsibility!

Look, we will get into this later.

Look, we will get into this later.

Right now, l have customers
waiting for me.

Right now, l have customers
waiting for me.

Can l please take your order?

Can l please take your order?

Well, l'm never
going back there again.

WOMAN: Well, l'm never
going back there again.

Yes.

Yes.

l'll sacrifice two of my Life Talons.

l'll sacrifice two of my Life Talons.

Yes, to bring back Rantipede
and Gakko.

Yes, to bring back Rantipede
and Gakko.

lt feels so good! We're back.

lt feels so good! We're back.

Why did you take so long
to bring us back?

Why did you take so long
to bring us back?

Patience. l had to protect
these last Life Talons.

Patience. l had to protect
these last Life Talons.

Bringing you back cost me two of them.
Only three left.

Bringing you back cost me two of them.
Only three left.

You owe me your lives.

You owe me your lives.

Thanks, guys.
Whoa, Lily, you look wiped.

Thanks, guys.
Whoa, Lily, you look wiped.

-Want something?
-Yeah, a mute button for Theo.

-Want something?
-Yeah, a mute button for Theo.

l'm tired of all his complaining.

l'm tired of all his complaining.

Did one of you guys
move the fire extinguisher?

Did one of you guys
move the fire extinguisher?

No.

BOTH: No.

Well, if no one wants charred pizza,
we'd better find it soon.

Well, if no one wants charred pizza,
we'd better find it soon.

(THEO COUGHS)

Oh!

Oh!

-Sorry. l'm so, so sorry!
-Yeah, well, l'm going to clean up.

-Sorry. l'm so, so sorry!
-Yeah, well, l'm going to clean up.

(BEEPING)

Rangers, l'm waiting.

Rangers, l'm waiting.

Better put that on hold, guys.

Better put that on hold, guys.

-Fran, you're in charge.
-ln charge? Of what?

-Fran, you're in charge.
-ln charge? Of what?

Everything!

LILY: Everything!

Great!

Great!

Okay, Camille.

-YELLOW RANGER: Okay, Camille.
-Ha!

-What kind of trouble are you up to?
-l need to borrow something from you...

-What kind of trouble are you up to?
-l need to borrow something from you...

Your power!

Your power!

Good chance of that!

YELLOW RANGER:
Good chance of that!

(ALL GRUNTING)

Fire!

Fire!

(SCREAMS)

RANGERS: Claw Cannon, charge!

Claw Cannon, charge!

Powered by animal spirits!

Powered by animal spirits!

Ready.

Ready.

RANGERS: Fire!

Fire!

l hope l can handle this!

l hope l can handle this!

-ls that all you got?
-What?

-ls that all you got?
-What?

Try again!

Try again!

Fire!

RANGERS: Fire!

(CHAMILLA GROANS)

-We got her!
-Come on, give me some more!

-BLUE RANGER: We got her!
-Come on, give me some more!

-lt's like she wants to be att*cked.
-Why would she want that?

-lt's like she wants to be att*cked.
-Why would she want that?

Focus.

Focus.

Claw Cannon, charge.

RANGERS: Claw Cannon, charge.

Fire.

Fire.

l feel it. l'm getting stronger.

CHAMILLA: l feel it. l'm getting stronger.

How did she do that?

BLUE RANGER: How did she do that?

-Thanks, Rangers. l got it.
-What?

-Thanks, Rangers. l got it.
-RANGERS: What? Huh?

CASEY: Yo, Fran!

Yo, Fran!

(THEO EXCLAIMS)

Did l do something terrible to you
in another life?

Did l do something terrible to you
in another life?

What happened here?
It's like a hurricane blew through.

What happened here?
It's like a hurricane blew through.

You try seating, waiting, cooking,
bussing, and collecting at rush hour,

You try seating, waiting, cooking,
bussing, and collecting at rush hour,

alone, again!

alone, again!

Yuck. l hate garlic pizza.

Yuck. l hate garlic pizza.

-Now l'm gonna stink for an hour.
-Well, at least l won't have to smell it.

-Now l'm gonna stink for an hour.
-Well, at least l won't have to smell it.

l quit.

l quit.

(SIGHING)

lf l had been left in charge,
this would never have happened.

lf l had been left in charge,
this would never have happened.

So now you're blaming Casey
for this mess?

So now you're blaming Casey
for this mess?

Well...

Well...

l don't see your third of the business
doing any better.

l don't see your third of the business
doing any better.

Oh, look. l think l see your third
of the business still smoking.

Oh, look. l think l see your third
of the business still smoking.

Guys, stop!

CASEY: Guys, stop!

This is my fault, all of it.

This is my fault, all of it.

RJ left me in charge
and l didn't want it.

RJ left me in charge and l didn't want it.

lf l had taken on the responsibilities
instead of splitting them up,

lf l had taken on the responsibilities
instead of splitting them up,

then we would've at least had a leader.
One game plan.

then we would've at least had a leader.
One game plan.

-Like when we're Rangers.
-Yeah. It works there.

-Like when we're Rangers.
-Yeah. It works there.

And we lost it here.

And we lost it here.

Great. We all agree.

Great. We all agree.

So, with the agreement of
my two former business partners,

So, with the agreement of
my two former business partners,

-l'm taking back my responsibilities.
-Go for it, boss!

-l'm taking back my responsibilities.
-Go for it, boss!

Okay. First things first,
we hire Fran back.

Okay. First things first,
we hire Fran back.

(SNORING)

Now.

(WHISPERS) Now.

(SHOUTING)

(GROANS)

Camille!

Camille!

Naia, l see you have enlisted the help
of some old friends to do me in.

Naia, l see you have enlisted the help
of some old friends to do me in.

Dai Shi, you've failed the cause.
It is time for a new leader.

Dai Shi, you've failed the cause.
It is time for a new leader.

Perhaps. But you will have to do so
by combat.

Perhaps. But you will have to do so
by combat.

You wish to take over the cause?
Go ahead.

You wish to take over the cause?
Go ahead.

You think you can control the power?
You think you have what it takes?

You think you can control the power?
You think you have what it takes?

l have much to do,
so let's get on with this.

l have much to do,
so let's get on with this.

Yes, let's get on with this.

Yes, let's get on with this.

(RANTIPEDE SCREAMS)

He's too strong! l must get more power.

He's too strong! l must get more power.

(CHUCKLES)

Looks like you're on your own, Naja.

DAl SHl: Looks like
you're on your own, Naja.

Let me have him.

Let me have him.

Yes. There's no greater pleasure
than destroying a traitor.

Yes. There's no greater pleasure
than destroying a traitor.

The pleasure will be mine.

The pleasure will be mine.

You wanted to fight him. Go!

You wanted to fight him. Go!

Yes!

Yes!

Dai Shi will destroy me
if l go back there.

Dai Shi will destroy me
if l go back there.

l must spread some fear
to gain more power!

l must spread some fear
to gain more power!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Yes, their fear makes me stronger!

Yes, their fear makes me stronger!

Run, humans, run!

Run, humans, run!

Hey! Guys...

Hey! Guys...

Okay. What's so important

Okay. What's so important

that you had to leave five messages
on my cell phone?

that you had to leave five messages
on my cell phone?

You forgot to hear our apologies.

You forgot to hear our apologies.

l'm sorry, Fran.
l was the one who let you down.

l'm sorry, Fran.
l was the one who let you down.

-lt won't happen again.
-And l'm sorry, too.

-lt won't happen again.
-LILY: And l'm sorry, too.

l wasn't a good co-worker.
And more importantly, a good friend.

l wasn't a good co-worker.
And more importantly, a good friend.

Theo!

Theo!

l'm sorry, too. Really sorry.

l'm sorry, too. Really sorry.

You didn't deserve this.

You didn't deserve this.

Cha-ching. You hear that, Fran?
You hear it?

You hear that, Fran?
You hear it?

That is the sound of your new salary,
double what you make now.

That is the sound of your new salary,
double what you make now.

Double?

Double?

Did l say double? l misspoke. Triple.

Did l say double? l misspoke. Triple.

But l'm not holding the offer open
much longer.

But l'm not holding the offer open
much longer.

-Five, four, three...
-Okay. l'll do it.

-Five, four, three...
-Okay. l'll do it.

Cool. Great! Welcome back.

Cool. Great! Welcome back.

(BEEPING)

Okay. Got to go. You're in charge.

Okay. Got to go. You're in charge.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Three times my salary.

Three times my salary.

Wow. They had me at ''l'm sorry.''

Wow. They had me at ''l'm sorry.''

(CHUCKLES)

-Rangers!
-Gakko!

-Rangers!
-CASEY: Gakko!

-You won't destroy me again.
-Let's give him something to talk about.

-You won't destroy me again.
-Let's give him something to talk about.

-Ready!
-Ready!

-Ready!
-BOTH: Ready!

Jungle Beasts, spirit unleashed!

RANGERS: Jungle Beasts,
spirit unleashed!

RANGERS: Go!

Go!

(ALL GRUNTING)

CHAMILLA: Naja. Oh, Naja.

Naja. Oh, Naja.

Who's there? Huh?

Who's there? Huh?

Your worst nightmare!

Your worst nightmare!

Time to finish this.

Time to finish this.

-Try again!
-lf you insist.

-Try again!
-lf you insist.

What makes you think
you have the power to defeat me?

What makes you think
you have the power to defeat me?

You have no chance.

You have no chance.

You're mine to destroy,
once and forever.

You're mine to destroy,
once and forever.

What?

What?

(LAUGHING)

You have no power over me, Naia.
Take this!

You have no power over me, Naia.
Take this!

(SCREAMING)

Ha!

What? How?
You're stronger than before.

What? How?
You're stronger than before.

Thank the Power Rangers for that.

Thank the Power Rangers for that.

Now, it's my turn to do with you
as l please.

Now, it's my turn to do with you
as l please.

(GASPS)

-My Dai Shi!
-Huh?

-My Dai Shi!
-Huh?

This traitor deserves to be destroyed.
On your order, it will be done.

This traitor deserves to be destroyed.
On your order, it will be done.

Wait! You don't know
what you're doing.

Wait! You don't know what you're doing.

l know exactly what to do with traitors.

l know exactly what to do with traitors.

ln my talons, l hold the power of life.

-ln my talons, l hold the power of life.
-Ah...

Even he can't do that!
l can protect you, save you.

Even he can't do that!
l can protect you, save you.

Together, we'll have power
over life and death.

Together, we'll have power
over life and death.

He does not even thank you
for defending him,

He does not even thank you
for defending him,

but l can appreciate someone
of your power and devotion.

but l can appreciate someone
of your power and devotion.

l've never been thanked.

l've never been thanked.

See. He cares nothing for you.

See. He cares nothing for you.

Maybe, just maybe, you're right.

Maybe, just maybe, you're right.

lt's now or never.

lt's now or never.

Never!

Never!

Slither this, you snake!

Slither this, you snake!

You got what you deserved,
and so did l.

You got what you deserved,
and so did l.

(LAUGHING)

Dai Shi, look what l have for...

Dai Shi, look what l have for...

(THEME SOWG PLAYIWG)

Here comes the Power Rangers
Jungle Fury

Go!

Training hard to be
the best that we can

Power Rangers!

Casey, you're the leader. It's your call.

Casey, you're the leader. It's your call.

Thanks, Theo. Cannon time!

Thanks, Theo. Cannon time!

Powered by animal spirits, fire!

RANGERS: Powered by
animal spirits, fire!

No!

No!

-Yeah!
-All right!

-Yeah!
-All right!

One leader, one direction,
one less bad guy!

One leader, one direction,
one less bad guy!

And...now you're done.

And...now you're done.

Nice.

Nice.

-l can take it.
-Thanks.

-l can take it.
-Thanks.

Thanks, Lil.

Thanks, Lil.

l am back, and proud to report
not a fish was caught.

l am back, and proud to report
not a fish was caught.

And looking good here, too.
l'm impressed.

And looking good here, too.
l'm impressed.

l didn't think you had it in you.
l guess l was wrong.

l didn't think you had it in you.
l guess l was wrong.

Don't be too hard on yourself, RJ.

Don't be too hard on yourself, RJ.

Now you know you can always
Ieave me in charge.

Now you know you can always
Ieave me in charge.

Excellent, because
it will take a long time

Excellent, because
it will take a long time

to pay off the raise you gave Fran.

to pay off the raise you gave Fran.

(CHUCKLES) Cha-ching.

We have a lot to do.
We were set back by this traitor, Naja.

We have a lot to do.
We were set back by this traitor, Naja.

l hope l've proven my allegiance
by removing him.

l hope l've proven my allegiance
by removing him.

lf you're waiting for a thank you,
MOVe On .

lf you're waiting for a thank you,
MOVe On .

Loyalty is what l expect.

Loyalty is what l expect.
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