11x15 - Pork Chopped

[bunniefuu]

Deep in the mountains,

secret ninja academies
train our future protectors.

Ancient scrolls told of three

who would be chosen
above the others.

Three who would become.. .

P Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Ninja Storm! P

P Let's go! P

P The call is on P

P Thei r force
ìs gettìng strong P

P They'll have to break
the weather P

P Wìnja Storm! P

P Stand together P

P The storm will grow,
the waters flow! P

P Power Ranger Ninjas!
G o! P

P Power Rangers Ninja Storm,
ìt's growìng P

P It's growing,
ìt's growìng, growìng P

P Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Ninja Storm! P

P Let's go! P

P With the speed of the wind,
go! P

P And strength lìke thunder P

P Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Ninja Storm! P

P Let's go, Power Rangers!
Go, Ninja Storm! P

P Let's go, Power Rangers!
Go, Ninja Storm! P

P Let's go, Power Rangers!
Go, Ninja Storm! P

P Let's go! P

Oh, this is so brutal.

l heard that.

SENSEl :
Problem, gentlemen?

Nah.

Nice work.

Those who fail to instal cable

in time
for science-fiction marathon

will feel the wrath
of the unhappy guinea pig.

No disrespect,
but l'm pretty sure

there was nothing
about cable TV in any --

He was kidding, dude.

And action!

Done.

lsn't this a little low-tech?

Cam's got
a thousand channels on that.

How many times do we
have to go over this?

The satellite surveillance
system is not a home theatre.

l'll take it easy on you
this time, l think.

Don't let the blond hair
fool you. You're going down.

Whoa.

Well, that worked out well.

Oh, sorry, bro.
Here, maybe l can help.

No, no.
l'll take it from here.

You guys want to head
to the skate park?

l got to practise for my demo.

l was gonna give Blake
a ride to meet Hunter.

You're still coming tomorrow,
right? .OO?

Yeah.
l wouldn't miss it.

Alright.

And l think we need to
order more skateboard trucks.

Okay.

[ Clears throat ]

No way, Hunter.

-You got them.
-Yeah.

Excellent, man.

What are those?

Tickets to
the Martial Arts film festival.

They're showing
''Fists of Fire .''

Hoping to pick up
a few pointers?

Yeah. Ha ha.

Hey, listen,
what are you gonna be doing?

You want to come?

Sure. l love
those old Kung Fu movies.

Great.

Then why don't you
meet us tomorrow

at the theatre around .OO?

Got it.
See you then.

-Great.
-Thanks.

Great.

So, you're not going
to the skate demo?

-The demo is tomorrow?
-Don't tell me you forgot.

Shane's been talking
about it all week.

l don't believe this.

LOTHOR: l can't believe
what l'm hearing.

At last some information
we can actually use.

The question is
what to do with it.

lf you'll permit me, sir.

And now...

[ Groans ]

He's O tons of terror and hails
from the planet Ham Hock.

Put your hooves together
for the Sultan of Sausage,

the Prince of Pork, the
Baron of Bacon, General Trayf.

-General Zurgane.
-Yes?

Don't give up your day job.

Yes, sir.

Huh!
[ Snorting ]

Pork power!

You want the Rangers destroyed,

l'm the pig
who will cook their bacon.

An alien who has a way
with metaphors.

l'm impressed.
They're all yours, General.

Thank you.
[ Laughing ]

Come on!

Glad you worked out
your scheduling problem.

-Shane, you're up. Good luck.
-Thanks.

You gonna go for fakie,
the backside rail slide?

l might.
l've never landed one.

But now's as good a time as any.

You can do it, dude.
Right, Tori?

Hey, Tori.

Huh?

Yeah.
Slide that fake rail .

Are you okay?
You don't seem like yourself.

He's right.

Maybe it's the ''Clone Tori''
thing

with the camera and the clothes.

l'm fine.

Now, go, Shane.
Make me proud.

Alright!

-Yeah !
-Hoo!

Hoo!

And next on the street course
is Shane Clark.

Keep it up, man!

No! Oh! Oh!

The Blue Ranger.

Was she supposed to leave?

Of course not.

We'll have to take care
of it later.

Hi, guys.

-Wait. Maybe not.
-Hey, you made it.

l was starting to get worried.

l thought it was some kind
of Kelzak thing.

Refreshments, anyone?

Can l help you?

Popcorn?

You guys got the tickets.
This is my treat.

-Here.
-Oh .

lt's left over from
Iast week's sci-fi promotion.

-No.
-Okay.

Well, thanks.

Save me a seat.
l'll be right back.

Be in the front.

Huh?

Whoa.
Excuse me.

Two Thunders in the house.
Blue flew the coop.

Be ready in case she shows up.

Man, he screwed big-time.

Tough luck, Shane.

Way to go, Shane!
Awesome!

He just ate it big-time.

Oh. Right.

Well, better luck
next time, Shane.

Man!
l almost had it.

You look thirsty.
How about a drink?

Be right back.

What's with her?

Tori, wait!

Did l miss a class about using
ninja powers in public?

l guess we both did.

Yoo-hoo, boys, over here.

l always forget
how cute they are.

Hello? Attack.

Better go help Kapri.

-Okay?
-Yeah .

[ Projector running ]

l wonder where Tori is.

Get your fresh popcorn!

Dude, are you gonna eat
the whole thing yourself?

Thinking about it.

Hey! Guys!

Hello!

HUNTER: Tori!

BLAKE :
We're down here!

Don't eat the popcorn!

Blake?

Hunter?

Shh!

Oh, l'm sorry.

My friends are in the popcorn.
l have to save them.

Save them?
Ha ha ha ha!

You're going to join them!

Ha ha ha!
[ Snorts ]

Kelzaks!

lt's showtime!

Get her!

lntermission.
See you in the next act.

Ha ha ha!

No!

Blake? Hunter?

Whoa! Ugh!

What is this stuff?

l don't know,
but let's get out of it.

Ready?

Yeah .

BOTH :
Thunderstorm! Ranger Form!

That's not good.

Tori, using your ninja powers
for personal gain

is a very serious infraction
of the ninja code,

not to mention that
you let your friend down.

Shane, l am so sorry.

lf l had stayed, none of this
would have happened.

Or you might have been
captured, too.

We cannot predict the future.

That is why we have rules
to govern the present.

Yes, Sensei.

Cam, do you have a reading
on this creature's whereabouts?

l found a major hotspot on the
top of the Harbor Office Tower.

Ready?

-Ready.
-Ready.

TOGETHER:
Ninja Storm! Ranger Form!

-Power of Earth!
-Water!

Air!

Yeah !

l love it when
l get to use this thing!

l got an appetite
for destruction,

and this town's gonna be
the main course!

Sooey!

Here, piggy, piggy.

Mind if we drop in?

Well, well.
Nice entrance.

But if you want to find
your Thunder buddies,

you better follow my curly tail
through the porky portal!

Come on, Rangers!
Come and get me!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

TOGETHER: Stop!

We gotta go after him.

What?
Through that thing?

-Come on!
-Yeah!

-CAM: Wait.
-Huh?

Slow down, l've got a lock
on the portal door,

but it won't hold for more
than about O minutes max.

We'll call you if we need help.

You're on your own. l'll have
no way to contact you inside.

We'll have to work fast.

-Ready?
-Yeah !

Oh, man.

Not another rock quarry!

Welcome to my sty!

Hope you like it,
because you're never leaving.

Ha ha ha!

A little bit more.
Reach!

l'm almost there.
Almost.

Whoa!
Oh, no, no, no!

Uhh! Uhh!

lt's no use.

You know what
the worst part of it is?

lt's not even butter.

We're gonna be destroyed
by artificial Flavor Aid.

Wait a minute.

ls that what l think it is?

The unpopped kernels
at the bottom of the bucket.

Maybe we can pop ourselves
out of here.

lf the blast
doesn't bake us first.

-Got another suggestion?
-Unh-unh.

lt's getting hot in here.

Keep going.
It's working.

Ha ha ha!
Come on, Rangers!

There's so much action
in this movie.

Why couldn't we go see
a love story?

You make a better door
than a window.

-Sit down.
-Yeah.

Sorry.

Sir, how are we able to witness

what is happening
in General Trayf's dimension?

You ever heard of a private
screening? Now, be quiet.

l think we're heading
for an exciting climax.

Ooh! That's it?

That's all you got?

Where are our friends?

They went out to get popcorn.

Keep going. l think
she's almost ready to blow.

You look tired, Rangers!

Why don't you take a load off?

lt's all about the snout.

[ Snorting ]

Do you finally submit
to the power of the pig?

ln your dreams!

The only thing powerful
about you is your smell.

You ever heard of soap?

Put a lid on it!

Whoa!

This one's mine.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa! Ha ha! Yeah!

And l thought
the fakie was tough.

-Alright.
-Good work, guys.

Alright.
Storm Striker.

Time to stick a fork
in this pork.

Fire.

l like my bacon extra crispy.

TOGETHER: Yeah!

-The portal.
-Let's get out of here.

That roast is toast.

What about Blake and Hunter?

Whoa!

Oh, nasty.

-Ah, yuck.
-Hey.

-Are you guys alright?
-Yeah.

You kind of reek, though.

Artificial butter flavouring.

TOGETHER: Huh?

You didn't think
you could destroy me

in my own dimension, did you?

We were kind of hoping.

Hope you like your pig
extra big.

Shane, you go for the Zords.
We'll keep these wannabes busy.

BOTH: Go!

Cam, are you seeing this?

The Zords
are on their way, Shane.

Flame Attack.

[ Groans ]

Ninja Waterwall.

Now for a spin-dry.

Storm Megazord!

[ Both groan ]

Ooh, we gotta go.

Yeah, late for a barbecue.

The swine is fine!

Guys, l'm still getting a strong
energy reading from him.

Try combining the Turtle Mace
with the Ram Hammer.

What do you think?

-Sweet.
-Sounds good .

l'll take care
of the Ram Hammer.

Locked and dropped.

And l got the Turtle Mace.

This little piggy is going home!

Aah!

Once again, the Rangers
have defeated our monster.

l blame General Trayf.

As do l.

And l've made sure
he will never fail me again.

Baby back rib?

Ew. l think l just became
a vegetarian.

Fine.
More for me.

Mmm.

Come on, Cinderella.
Drop the mop.

l got more tickets
to the film festival.

Only this time,
we won't invite the pig.

Ahem.

Oh, no, not you, Sensei.

l'd love to, but l can't.

Oh.

Paying your debt to society?

l deserve it.

l should have told you guys
l had plans.

Yeah, l would have understood.

l mean, l'm not so good
with dates myself.

Look at that spot on the floor.
l better go clean it.

Yeah .

What am l gonna do
with these tickets now?

Yeah !

Yeah !

Why do l always get taller
people sitting in front of me?

Wouldn't that be everybody?

Mm-hmm.

Oh. l'm sorry.
My bad.

-Popcorn?
-No, thank you .

Hyah !

Hyah !