02x05 - Angelica's in Love/Ice Cream Mountain

[bunniefuu]

[ Gasps]


Did you
have fun today

At cousin tommy's
house, sweetie?

What?

Oh, yes, daddy.

I had loads of fun.

Angelica:
fun?

Sure, I remember fun

But that was before...

Before... Him.

How do you begin to tell
your dad about... Him?

About the boy that got away

About falling in love.

It all started this morning
when daddy dropped me off

At aunt didi's house.

Oh, honey, you're going to have
so much fun today.

It would be the usual thing--

Daddy heading for a weekend
at the office

While I had to take care
of the babies.

Now, play nicely,
sweetie.

Thanks again, didi.

Sure.

I'll walk you
to the door.

Let's play a little game.

It's called
pin the tail on the donkey

And you two
can be the donkeys.

You leave them alone.

Oh, yeah?
Why should i?

There's a really big kid
coming today--

Bigger than you, even.

Bigger than me?

Ha! I'm not afraid
of a bigger kid.

How big?

Didi:
tommy, your new friend is here.

Angelica:
that was the first time
I saw him.

Dark glasses, shiny black hair

He was

A four-year-old's dream
on a five-year-old's bike.

He pedaled up to me

Ran a reptar comb
through his hair

Lifted his glasses and said...

Hi. I'm dean.

...and I fell for him
like a ton of blocks.

I looked at him

And he looked at me

And then he said...

You must be tommy.

A kid in day care said

You almost
breaked out once.

It didn't really
work or anything.

Heck, tommy, it's not
the things you do

It's the thinksyou think.

Wow. Did you
make that up?

Nope. I read it in doctor seuss.

Have you guys ever heard
of a book

Called the cat in the hat?

It changed my life.

[ Sighing]

I could tell
dean was in love with me

But maybe I'd have
to let him know it.

First, I'd try
the direct approach.

Don't you two ever get tired
of doing everything together?

Don't you ever just want
to be yourselves?

We are ourselves.we are ourselves.

Hi, there.

[ Gasps]

Um, um, um... Hi.

[ Sighs]

I'm telling you, chuckie

There's no reason
to be afraid of oatmeal.

It's not really
the oatmeal I'm afraid of.

It's the guy on the box
with the scary hat.

Then in tried
the helpless girl approach.

Oh, help. I seemed
to have dropped

My doll.

I'm way to weak
to pick it up myself.

Here, angelica.

Thanks, chuckie.

What did I do?

Then I tried
the hard-to-get approach.

See, tommy, you start
with preschool

Then there's kindergarten,
and thenyou go to college.

Oh.

You can't have me!

You can't have me!

So, that means
when you're in kindergarten

You're almost a grown-up.

No. You got to be
ten or eleven

Before you're a grown-up.

Dean just didn't understand
the ways of love.

[ Sighing]

I think

Something's wrong
with angelica.

She didn't pick us up

By our shirts

Or pour sand in our hair,
or bump our heads together

Or anything.

I wonder what's wrong.

Let's find out.

Hi, angelica.

Is something bothering you?

No, nothing.

Nothing except

Love.

Like how you feel
about your mom

When she burps you?

Or how your kitty feels
when you pull him by his tail?

I mean real love.

L-u-v.

The kind between
a boy and a girl.

[ Gasps] gasps]

It's dean.

I love him more than...
Than milk and cookies.

Even oreos?

But he doesn't even know
I'm alive.

It's like...
It's like

When you want to play
with spike

But all spike wants to do
is eat dog food.

Maybe you should do
what I do:

Just take his bowl away
and climb on his back.

[ Sighs]

It's no use.

You'll never understand.

I'll never love again--

At least not till first grade.

Wait. I got an idea.

You want dean to pay attention
to you, right?

When I want my mom
to pay attention to me

I cry a lot--
like I'm in trouble.

If dean thought
you were in trouble

He'd pay attention to you.

I'm not in trouble.

We could make it
look like you are.

We could pretend you lost
your favorite bottle.

Or maybe your mommy's going
to wash your hair.

Not that.

That's way too scary.

No. It's got to be something
that really looks dangerous.

After all, I'm playing
the most dangerous game of all.

Musical chairs?

No, dummy!

Love!

It's too bad you can't do
like those cowboys on tv.

What do you mean?

Whenever a cowboy meets a girl,
she's always on a runaway wagon

And the cowboy
has to save her.

But how are we going to get
a runaway wagner?

I know.

Help! Help!

This dog is going wild

And surely
I will crash!

Come on, you guys, pull.

Help! Help!

[ Yelping]

[ Screaming]

Hmm. Looks like
it's working.

Help, dean! Help!

[ Tires screeching]

Help, dean!

Help!

Save me, dean!

Just hold on, angelica.

Whoa!

Whoa, fella! Whoa!

Dean, you saved my life.

Ah, it was...

It was...

Say, angelica

Yeah?

You know

You look kind of nice...

For a girl, I mean.

I do?

How come dean
and angelica

Are looking at each other
like that?

Yeah, they look
kind of sick.

[ Tuneless twanging]

♪ Now I know my abc's

♪ Next time
won't you sing with me? ♪

That was beautiful.

Usually that song
seems so educational to me.

Angelica?

Yes, dean?

I got this poem that makes me
think about you.

Want to hear it?

Oh, deano, you can read?

Sure. I'm advanced.

Oh, read it to me.

Read it to me.

[ Clearing throat]

"See spot run.

"Spot runs fast.

Run, spot, run."

Wow.

Isn't that cute?

Reminds me of howard
and yours truly in third grade.

Used to sit behind him

Poking him with
my index finger.

Took him years to figure out
it was just my way

Of saying, "I like you."

More milk?

Thanks.

And how about you,
cynthia?

Angie?

Yes, deano?

Could we be alone for a second?

But, deano,
we are alone.

No, I mean...

Oh.

Yes, deano?

Well, I just wanted
to tell you...

What, deano?

Well, you make me feel...

Funny.

What do you mean?

I don't have cooties.

No, not like that.

Like...

Like I could do something crazy.

Crazy?

Like ride a bike

Without training wheels

Or eat a couple of snails, or...

Or...

Yes?

Or...

What are they doing?

I don't know.

It looks like they're going
to eat each other's faces.

Woman:
dean, where are you?

See you later, angelica.

What do you mean?

It's time I was moving on.

Is it

Another woman?

Yeah.

My mom.

[ Sniffling]

We're sorry, angelica.

Yeah, we could tell
you really liked dean a lot.

Liked a lot?

I'll show you
what I like a lot.

Ow!
Ow!
Ow!

Losing dean
was the hardest thing

That ever happened to me.

I felt like a toy
without batteries.

But love's like that sometimes.

As bob is my witless

I'll never fall in love again.

There's our new neighbors.

[ With french accent:]
hello, you must be drew pickles.

I am jacqueline dumont.

Hi, jackie.

Pleasure to meet you.

This is my daughter angelica.

Whoa, and who's this?

Oh. Allow me to introduce
my son, jean claude.

Hello, mr. Pickles.

Hello, angelica.

I am, uh-- how you say--
pleased to meet you.

Mm...

I think I'm going to like it
here in america.

Angelica:
daddy

When are we getting
to the ice cream parlor?

Soon, sweetums, very soon.

We better find one

Before the kids
start a riot.

Used to be one on every corner,
but not now.

Then, ice cream was ice cream

Not this frozen
yogurt-gelato-rice stuff.

And they had real flavors too

Like chocolate, vanilla,
strawberry.

Not this meat loaf chunk
or swirl.

Daddy, daddy, daddy!

What is it!... Cupcake?

Are we there yet?

Soon, sweetheart,
very, very soon.

There's something
that hasn't changed.

Yeah...

Fun land.

Remember those games
of miniature golf?

How could I forget.

The golden days
of our youth.

Too bad we don't have time
to play.

But we promised

To get those kids
some ice cream

And that's what
we're going to do.

I agree wholeheartedly.

What the heck.

They can wait a little longer.

Yeah.

Is this where the ice cream is?

Well, pretty close,
sugar cake.

Daddy and uncle stu have some
business to do

And then you'll get
all the ice cream you can eat.

Oh, boy!

All:
wow!

Tommy:
this is

The neatest place
I ever sawed.

Ah, miniature golf.

The sport of kings.

After you.

No, no, no. After you.

Oh, but I insist.

No, no, no. Iinsist.

The kids!the kids!

Now, that's what I call

Ice cream.

Hello there, friends.

Earl scaggs is my name

Mini-links are my claim

To fame.

I'm the owner and operator
of funland golf.

Can I interest you in holes
of putting pleasure?

Yes, earl.

Call me mr. Scaggs.

All my friends do.

Now step right this way.

[ Grunting]

Oh!

You got your
course "a," course "b"

Front nine, back .

What'll it be?

Just once through.

Here's your scorecard,
your pencils

Your beginner's putters...

Hold on. Did you say beginners?

We're not beginners.

We've played
lots of times.

Oh, of course.

I didn't mean it
that way.

It's just I figured
you didn't want to rent

One of these--

The eagle-eye
super putter -z.

This is the club
the pros use.

I'll take it.

To try it out.

Same here.

Just to try it out too.

[ Grunting]

Tommy, what you guys doing?

Nothing, angelica.

What are you doing?

Oh, nothing.

I saw a whole mountain
made out of ice cream...

What? A whole mountain
of ice cream?

Where, angelica?

I'll show you.

Do you see it, angelica?

Do you?

Quit moving.

I'm almost there.

Whooa!

Okay, everybody ready?

Have a good time.

And if you make
a hole in one

On ice cream mountain

You get a free game.

Of course, no one ever gets
a hole in one

On ice cream mountain.

Ever.

What would you say
to a little bet?

Say five bucks a hole.

Shame on you, drew.

Betting is a bad,
bad thing.

Make it ten.

Did you see it?

Did you see
ice cream mountain?

Of course,
I saw it, dummy.

Now, here's what
we're going to do.

We're going to lead
a "expilition"

And find ice cream mountain.

By ourselves?

Yes. Then we're going

To scoop up the ice cream
and split it up equal--

Only I get most
because I saw it first.

So come on.

You first, drew--
I insist.

No-- I insist.

You first, little brother.

Wow!

Ooh!

[ Screams]

Okay, who did it?

Which one of you babies
knocked me down?

What did you think
you were doing, chuckie?

Uh... Uh...

Did you think it was funny?

Did you think it was nice?

Did you think it was smart
to knock somebody down

Who is older and prettier
and stronger than you are?

No.

What were you thinking
then, huh?

Well, I was thinking...

What? Huh? Huh? Huh?

That there was
no ice cream mountain.

[ All gasping]

Twins:
no ice cream mountain!

You take that back.

But you asked me
what I was thinking.

Take it back!

But i...

You want
a knuckle sandwich?

I... I...

[ Screams]

Help!

Get me down! Get me... Wow!

What happened,
chuckie?

I see it.

I see ice cream mountain.

[ All cheering]

It's got gumdrops and cherries
and marshmallow

And all kinds of stuff.

And it's real, real big.

Bigger than a cloud.

That's what I told you.

Now let's go.

C'mon, c'mon.

I haven't got all day.

Not getting
any younger back here.

[ Electronic beeping]

Yes! What a comeback.

Rugrats:
wow!

Come on, we're almost there.

[ All screaming]

Phil:
let's get out of here.

Just one minute.

I didn't come all this way

To be chased off
by some dumb cookie.

But, angelica,
that's a gingerbread man.

How are we going
to get past a gingerbread man?

Don't be such a dumb head,
tommy.

That's not
a real gingerbread man.

All we got to do

Is wait for him
to go down into his toaster

Then we can run across the top
before he pops up again.

I'm not going, angelica.

That gingerbread man
is more scarier

Than the dog
that lives next door

Or the guy
on the oatmeal box or...

Is he more scarier
than this?

Nope, not scarier than that.

Come on.

Oh, great.

Last as usual.

[ Screams]

Why me?

Why always me?

Wow!

I give you ice cream mountain.

Dig in.

[ All laughing]

Hey, it's hard
as a rock.

Maybe it's frozen solid.

It's not even cold.

But if it's not cold, tommy,
how can it be ice cream.

I know-- maybe the good stuff
is all inside.

Look, here's a door.

Last hole, all tied up.

It wouldn't be

If you were
scoring right.

Look who's talking

Mr. That-was-
a-practice-swing.

Let's go, fellas.

You're ruining things
for everyone.

This doesn't look
like ice cream.

Angelica:
there has to be ice cream.

Otherwise, why would
they call it ice cream mountain?

Maybe that's
where they're hiding it.

Mmmm.

What do you see?

Nothing.

This isn't
a ice cream mountain.

It's all fake.

I knew it, I knew it.

No!

Ice cream mountain is real.

I just know it is.

It just has to be.

Hey, what's going on here?

It's those guys.

They're the slowest golfers
I've ever seen.

Do something.

Now, gentlemen, do you think
we might move it along?

Others want to play.

Stay out of this.

I've had it up to here

With you trying
to hurry us along.

We're paying customers.

You first,
little brother.

No, you first.

What do you want--
a written invitation?

Come on, fellas.

You guys
are practically pros.

Why don't you both
just hit your balls

At the same time.

Well, that's it.

Game's over.

You both lost.

Hey, wait a minute.

♪ Hole in one, hole in one

♪ Funland is a world of fun.

We won a free game!

But that can't happen.

There's just no way.

Hey, if those guys can get
a hole in one, anybody can.

That guy got

A free game.

♪ Hole in one,
hole in one... ♪

Oh, no, I'm ruined!

Nice game, big bro.

You said it,
little bro.

[ Crying]

I want my ice cream.

We didn't really pay
enough attention

To the kids today.

You're right, stu.

We got a couple of free games.

Maybe we could let
the kids play.

Oh, please, no!

Anything but that.

I'll give you anything.

Could we find something
for the kids?

Angelica:
mmm, I told you.

Didn't I tell you?

Mmm, yup, I sure did.

I knew there was
a whole mountain

Made of ice cream.

All:
mmmm... Mmmm... Mmmm... Mmmm.