06x07 - Zoo Story/I Do

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( Snoring )

( Gasps )

( Kids laughing )

( Animals chattering
and squawking... )

Get your balloons here.

Two bucks.

( Laughing )

Where do you think we are,
tommy?

I don't know.




But I never saw
a tiger that talks.

Oodles the talking
poodle can talk.

Yeah, but that
was on t.b.

And, and this is...
Um, not on t.b.

Okay, kids,
ready to see

Where the animals live?

Hmm.

D-d-did your daddy say

We was going
to see

Where the animals
live?

I thought aminals
lived in the forest.

It doesn't look
like a forest to me.

Well, maybe some aminals
live in a city like us.

A city
of aminals.




( Gasps )

( Gasps )

And look, they
eat ice cream,
just like us.

I didn't know animals
eated ice cream.

( Horn honks )

( Horn honks )

And they play
with toys.

I didn't know animals
played with toys.

( Bell rings )

( All gasp )

And they wear
prettiful clothes.

Yeah, well, I hope we don't have
to use the same potty.

( Monkeys chattering... )

What do you say we head
to the reptile house?

Armadillos are my favorite,
tortoises... Anything
with a shell.

There's the hippo's house

And that must be the lion's
house over there.

It is a city of aminals.

I like it... ( Sniffs )

Nice and smelly.

( Whooshes )

( Trumpeting )

Look, phillip, it's
just like our house.

( Giggling )

( Trumpeting )

( Laughing )

( Snorting and laughing )

I wish we had neat houses
like this.

Yeah, they got caves and ropes
and a little swimming pool.

I wonder why these aminals

Are so different
from regular animals.

I mean, spike doesn't
eat ice cream

Or play with toys
or wear clothes.

All:
hmm.

Look, guys,
there's a petting zoo.

I bet the kids
would love

To play with
the baby animals.

Any baby
armadillos?

Hermit crabs?

Lobsters?

( Baaing, oinking, clucking... )

Wow...

This must be
the aminal nursery school.

( Gasps )

Doggie!

But how come there's regular
babies in there, too?

Hey, frank,
bring that

Billy goat over
here, will you?

( Gasping ):
did he say that goat's name
is billy?

We knowed a kid
named billy once.

I wonder whatever
happened to him.

Tommy, I think
I know why

All these animals
are so different.

'Cause they go to nursery
school with people babies?

No, 'cause they used
to be people babies.

( Gasping )

Come on, you guys.

People can't turn into aminals.

( Panting )

Well, I'm just glad

We're not
going in there.

Okay, kids, your turn.

( Sighs )

I'll miss those guys.

( Gasps )
( gasps )

( Oinking )

( Clucking, squawking )

Guess we won't
miss them too much.

Um... To-tommy, how come
we're going in here?

Uh, I'm not sure, chuckie.

I think they're
going to

Turn us into aminals.

They are not, phillip.

Are too, lillian.

Our dads would
never let us
turn into aminals.

Here, chuckie.

Here's some baby
animal food.

If we're not going
to turn into aminals

Then why'd my daddy give me

This icky aminal food?

Um, but, but...

You want to try
feeding a lamb?

He's a baby, just like you.

Just like you?

Tommy, we are going to turn
into aminals.

Uh, then we gots
to get out of here.

Stay here,
you guys.

I'm going to go
look for a way out.

Hurry, tommy.

Do I got horns yet?

I don't think so

But it's kind
of hard to tell

With all that fur
on your head.

I mean hair.

Are you going
to eat that?

I want some, too!

Both:
mm, mm, mm...

You guys!

That might make you
turn into aminals faster.

( Both gasp, sputter )

Uh, okay.

All's I need is my stewdriver

To, uh... Where is it?

We got to get out of here
quick, tommy.

Phil and lil ate the aminal food

And they was already
a lot like piggies afore that.

It's my stewdriver,
chuckie.

I can't find it.

( Twins snorting )

Maybe one of those...
( Baas )

Goaty goats ated it.

You could ask

That billy kid.

Chuckie:
um... Hello, billy.

I'm chuckie,
and, um

This is tommy,
and phil and lil.

Um, did you eat tommy's
stewdriver?

I don't think he understands
you, chuckie.

Well, if we turn into aminals
we can ask him in aminal talk.

I don't want to wait
that long!

Maybe we can just look
in his mouth

And see if it's in his tummy.

( Goat baas )

Um, no.

I don't see anything.

It's got to be around here
somewheres.

Uh... Uh-oh.

( Dil giggling )

It's too far away, tommy.

We'll never get it.

Don't worry, chuckie.

We'll just, um...

We'll get dil to throw it to us.

Hey, dil! Dilly!

( All shouting ):
dil... Dilly... Dil!

( Shouting continues )

Looks like the kids
are really enjoying
the petting zoo, huh?

( Still shouting )

Okay... Uh, he's
looking at us.

Good work, you guys.

Okay, dil.

Uh, see the stewdriver?

See?

Um, can you get it?

( Giggling )

No, dil, look!

Look at the stewdriver.

Huh?

( Babbles happily )

( Grunting with effort )

( Still grunting... )

( Whimpering )

We should move you

Into the shade, dilster.

( Whimpering )

Oh, no.

My daddy's taking dil away.

We're doomed.

D-doomed, I tell you!

No, we're not!

If we can't open the gate

Well... Then we'll climb out.

But we never climbed
anything that high before.

Then we'll need some help.

( Oinking )

Come on, little piggy wigs,
come on.

Come on, come on, come on...

( Chuckie grunting
and sniffling )

Okay... Lambie...
Okay, this way.

Okay, you guys.

I'm going up!

( Tommy grunting... )

( Pigs oinking )

( Sheep and goats baaing )

( Grunting and groaning... )

( Sneezes )

( Oinking, baaing )

Whoa...

Whoa, whoa!

Whoa, billy.

Uh... Slow down!

( Babbling happily )

Mine, mine!

Tommy:
you did it, billy!

( Baas )

Come on, you guys,
let's get out of here

Afore we all gots
little hoofies.

( Baas )

You see, first

You fold it in thirds,
uh... Oh.

Or is it quarters?

Maybe if you fold it
in half backwards.

No, it's left to right.

No, no...

( Groaning and whimpering )

( Gasping )

( Oinks )

( Baas )

( Oinking )

( Excited oinking and baaing )

Whoa...!

( Chuckie sniffling )

You did it, tommy!

We're free!

( All cheering )

( Babbling )

( Oinking )

Huh?!

Hey, how'd you kids
get out here?

There they are.

What happened?

Excuse me.

We have to ask everybody
to leave.

Someone seems to have let the
animals out of the petting zoo.

Hey, bill,
what happened?

Animals break out
of the petting zoo?

They, uh...
Had a little help.

Oh, don't worry about it.

We'll keep the kids busy
while you round them up.

Come on, guys.

Maybe next time
we should take the kids
miniature golfing

Tried it.

How about bowling?

Tried it.

Swimming...?

Tried it.

So, if the talking tiger

And the monkey
and the crocodile
was really peoples

Then I guess the other aminals
was just regular aminals.

That's good.

I didn't want to be
turnded into a goaty goat.

Their food was yucky.

Yeah, me either.

I'd miss good old people food

Like... Worms and dirt.

How about you, chuckie?

I shouldn't have drunk
that bottle.

I turned into a piggy!

( Snorting )

( All laughing )

( Snorting )

( Laughter continues... )

( Organist playing
wedding march )

Charlotte:
really just a marvelous
wedding. Lovely bride.

But she kept her
own name, of course--
very practical.

Drew:
the ceremony
went pretty smoothly

Until her father
tripped over
the ring bearer

As they came down
the aisle.

Knocked the minister into
the champagne fountain.

Biggest laugh
all day.

( Laughs )
( giggles )

Drew:
most people ran out
of videotape

Before the bride
and groom said "I do."

Of course, the best
part of all was

Our little
flower girl.

Where's the couple
heading for their honeymoon?

Oh, hawaii, natch--

Where we went,
remember, drew?

( Speaks phrase
in hawaiian )

Oh, stu and I
went to wisconsin
for our honeymoon.

They had very unusual
accents there, too.

( Kids yelling )

( Laughing and shouting )

Chuckie:
no, no, no!

( Yelps )

Oof!

Ow.

You're it

Chuckie!

Hi, angelica.

Would you like
to be "it"?

'Cause, you know,
I'm "it" right now

And if I touch you,
you can be "it."

I mean, if...
Well, if you wanted to.

Do I look like
I'm dressed to play tag

With a bunch of babies?

I'm a flower girl.

Ooh!

Um, phil, would you
like to be "it?"

( Gasps )

Chuckie! You're
not opposed to ask

Peoples if it's okay.

You're just opposed to tag them!

( Groans )

He's a stinky tagger.

Yeah, well, you
tag too hard.

Nuh-uh.

Uh-huh.

Uh, um, maybe we should

Better play another game.

Uh, who wants to play
"hide-and-go-peep"?

I do!

I do!

( Gasps ) hey!

You babies just said "I do."

You know what
that means, don't you?

Um, we want to play
hide-and-go-peep?

No! It means you got to get
married and have a wedding.

( Sniffs deeply )

What's
a wedding?

It's when two people say
"I do" and get married.

And then they're
stuck together forever

For better or worser.

Do we get to use glue?

Okay, you got your hat
and your flowers.

Time to dress
the gloom!

Uh, I don't know about this.

But I don't know
how to be a gloom.

All done.

Now, phil,
you get

To throw lil away.

Neat!

I like weddings.

Um, angelica,
can I play, too?

Sure, tommy,
you can be the banister.

He's the one
that marries them.

Now where are we going
to find a ring bearer?

( Gasps )

I don't know if I want to be

Stuck together forever
with lil, tommy.

Don't worry, chuckie.

It's going to be fun!

Okay, dil's
the ring bearer.

( Coos, laughs )

And now, here comes
the star of the wedding

The most beautifulest flower
girl in the whole, wide world!

♪ Here comes a bride ♪

♪ Here comes a bride ♪

♪ Here comes a bride ♪

♪ Here comes a bride! ♪

Get over here

You dumb babies!

( Full force ):
♪ here comes... ♪

♪ A bride! ♪

Okay, time to throw
the bride away.

( Grunts )

( Both yelp )

( Laughing )

( Whispering )

( Grandly ):
who wants to be married?

I do!

( Growls )

( Yelps )

I do!

( Sighs )
I guess.

Hey, ring bearer

( Laughing )

Hand them over.

( Gasps )

( Growls )

( Gasps )

( Both grunting )

Mine! Mine!

Here you go!

( Both gasp )

( Whispering )

( Gasps )

I now denounce you man and wife.

Oh, close enough.

( Gasps ) ( grunts )

Okay, time for your
wedding deception.

Good thing
I saved a little cake.

( Slurps )

You're supposed to smoosh it
in each other's faces!

( Gulps greedily )

Fun!

( Gasps )

( Mumbling, spitting )

( Gasps )

Lillian!

Got any cake for us?

No time for that.

These two got to leave
on their moneymoon.

( Gasping, grunting )

( Sighs happily )

Ta-da!

( Slurping )

( Slurps )

Well, I guess
being married

Is okay if you
get juice.

( Both resume slurping )

Looks like
they're having fun

On their moneymoon.

Oh, I wish
I could have gone.

( Sighs )
me, too.

I'm thirsty.

( Gasps )

( Slurping away... )

Okay,
moneymoon's over.

Time to go.

This is where
you got to live now.

Bye!

Wow!

Our very own house!

What do we do now?

I don't know.

What do married
peoples do?

Well, when my mommy
and daddy come home

First they talk about stuff,
then daddy cooks dinner.

Yeah, we could do that!

So, chuckie,
what's news?

Well... Today
I found a marble

And then I had breakfast

And then I got married,
and then... ( Gasps )

Oh, yeah, I seen
a kittypillar!

( Yawns )

Okay, you want to cook
something now?

( Flatly ):
you're it.

You're it.

You're it.

Gee, playing tag's
not as fun

When it's just us.

I wonder what chuckie
and lil are doing.

( Gasps )

Hey, tommy, phil

You want to come to
our house for dinner?

Sure! Yeah!

( Both screech happily )

Tommy:
I'd love

Some dinner,
yum-yum!

( Grunts unhappily )

Hey! I don't see them
making dinner for me!

I was their flower girl.

( Squeaking, pop )

Hmm!
( Loud rapping
on door )

( All gasp )

I'll get it!

And where's my dinner,
mrs. Chuckie?

Sorry, angelica.

We don't gots enough
chairs, so...

Bye.

( Gasps )

( Growls )

Yum-yum-yum-num-num-num!

( Gulps )

Yum!

( Slobbering )

Good mud!

Oh! I almost forgot.

I brunged you guys a present.

Thank you, philip.

Well, I can't eat
with an icky old bug
laying there.

Okay.

Hey! I wasn't
done yet.

Um...

Anyone want to watch t.b.?

( Birds singing outside )

( Groans ) is there
anything else on?

( Clicking )
hmm...

( All gasp )

I'm getting tired
of watching angelica.

You guys want to go
outside and play?

All:
yeah!

Angelica:
♪ here comes a bride! ♪

Mine!

Not yet.

You got to get
married first!

( All laughing )

Hey, where do
you married

Babies think you're going?!

But I want to go
outside and play.

Oh, no, you're not.

Why not?

Because, uh, uh...

( Gurgling,
cooing )

Because you got to take
care of your baby now.

Here.

( Kids squealing )

( Slam )

Wow.

We got a baby.

I wish we'd talkeded
about it first.

I don't know if I'm ready.

Well, maybe
it'll be fun!

( Splat )

Doh! Sometimes.

( Dil slobbering )

Lil:
stop it, dil.

Chuckie:
oh, he's making

A big mess!

You take care of
him now, chuckie.

I already took care of him.

It's your turn!

But I want to go
outside and play.

Well, alls I wanted to do
is watch my angelica

But we can't do fun stuff
no more 'cause we got a baby.

( Cooing )

What's he doing?

Blowing bubbles.

( Laughing )
wow, chuckie, did you see that?

I never blowed one that big.

That's our boy.

Yup!

Didi:
there you are.

My goodness!

Let's get you out of
this messy playhouse.

( Laughing )

( Sighs )

It seems like we only
just gotted him

And now he's gone.

Yeah.

Being married
is harder

Than I thinked
it would be.

Yeah. But you know what?

I, I kind of like

Being stuck together
with you.

( Giggles )
I like it, too.

I miss tommy, though.

I miss philip.

( Bored ):
you're it.

You're it.

Hey, I gots
a idea.

What if we ask phil and
tommy to marry us, too?!

Yeah! Then we'd all be
stucked together forever!

You're it.

You're it.

Chuckie:
hey!
You're...

Hey, you guys
want to be stuck

Together with us, too?

Sure! Yeah!

( Wheels clattering )

Angelica:
what do you babies
think you're doing?

( All gasp )

We're all
getting married.

You want to get married,
too, angelica?

No, no, no, no!

Are you crazy?

I wouldn't marry you if you
were the last babies on earth!

( Wheels clattering )

( Sighing with relief )

Tommy:
all right, guys

Let's get married!

No, you got to say "I do,"
'member?

Both:
I do.

Now we're all married!

( Laughing and squealing )

Angelica:
ugh! Dumb babies.

( Goat baas )