Restaurant,Sign: Restaurant Ketsunoi
W: Welcome.
W: Your room is this way.
Kat: You're late, Gintoki!
Kat: If this were back during the Joi w*r,
Kat: our troops might've been left in disarray
Kat: and suffered massive losses because of you.
Sak: Don't be a stick in the mud!
Sak: You know Kintoki isn't the kind of man who'd let military rules bind him.
Reunion,Sign: Joi Rebels Reunion
Sak: Did you forget how uncooperative he was, always going off on his own,
Sak: running wild and launching surprise att*cks and whatnot?
Reunion,Sign: Joi Rebels Reunion
Kat: I couldn't forget, even if I wanted to.
Kat: We were the ones who always had to clean up after his messes, after all.
Sak: That's right.
Sak: Takes you back, doesn't it?
Kat: Yeah, those were the days.
Kat: Thinking back, it was ten years ago...
Title: Arriving Late to a Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter
Kat: Wait a second!
Kat: Wait a second!
Sak: Why not take a trip down memory lane?
Kat: Don't you get it?
Kat: The three of us don't get together very often!
Kat: It's a rare case!
Kat: It's a reunion!
Kat: Shouldn't you be overcome with joy?
Gin: Like hell I'd feel any of that.
Gin: I've had enough of seeing your mugs in the openings and endings.
Gin: You show up every episode, even though you're irrelevant.
Gin: I'm sick of it.
Gin: Nobody needs any more merch of you morons.
Sak: You didn't have to say it like that!
Sak: I may show up in the OPs/EDs,
Sak: but I don't get any actual screen time at all!
Sak: I'm getting the "Hoshi Ittetsu flips the table" treatment,
Sak: which only happens a handful of times in the actual episodes!
Gin: I only came here 'cause you said there was something important to discuss.
Gin: I don't have time to waste on you two goofs.
Sak: Chill out, Kintoki.
Sak: Drink up.
Gin: I'm not Kintoki, damn it.
Kat: There is but one reason I called all us former comrades here.
Kat: The anime has successfully resumed a second time,
Kat: and it's been released on Blu-ray.
Kat: There couldn't be a more perfect time.
Gin: For what?
Kat: Isn't it high time
Kat: we started a flashback arc?
Gin: Is this a scenario meeting?!
Kat: Don't you think we need fresh developments now, more than ever?
Gin: Who are you to be worrying about that?!
Kat: You must know this, too.
Kat: Using flashback arcs to give Jump anime second winds is almost standard procedure.
Kat: Countless series in the past
Kat: have used flashback arcs as a trigger
Kat: to move on to even greater heights of popularity.
Kat: And when do we want that second wind?
Sak: W...
Sak: Was there a mosquito flying around just now?
Gin: Not "we want it now"?!
Gin: Also, that's old!
Gin: Who'd want to watch such an obviously calculated flashback arc?
Gin: First of all,
Gin: nobody cares about the past or future of you idiots.
Gin: You've always been idiots, and you always will be.
Gin: Besides, I hate looking back on the past.
Gin: Even in reunions...
Kat: And dude,
Kat: I'd always finish my lunch in the morning self-study period.
Sak: Oh, man, I remember that!
Sak: And then, during lunch break, we'd rob everyone of their side dishes!
Kat: We did the stupidest things back then!
Gin: The guys who didn't amount to much in life
Gin: are always the ones making the most noise reminiscing about the past.
Gin: Especially the delinquents!
Sak: Are you calling me loud?
Sak: Can you blame me?!
Sak: The past is the only time I ever get to appear!
Kat: Stop that, you two.
Kat: Gintoki, it's because you're always like that
Kat: that nothing about our past has been revealed yet.
Kat: Even if you don't care,
Kat: and even if the gorilla mangaka hasn't thought of anything,
Kat: we will enter a flashback arc today.
Kat: No, we have to.
Gin: "It's been a while.
Gin: Are you doing well?
Gin: Actually, I'm in Edo right now.
Gin: If you'd like, why don't we get the g*ng back together
Gin: for a drink or two?"
Kat: To tell you the truth, we weren't the ones
Kat: who arranged this mini-reunion of Joi rebels.
Kat: Our former comrade, the one who sent that letter, is the organizer.
Gin: Who is this?
Gin: I don't remember.
Kat: So you don't remember him, either.
Kat: In the Joi w*r,
Kat: an era when every man fought for his country,
Kat: when every man was a hero,
Kat: the ones who survived through sheer devil's luck
Kat: and left their names in the history books were...
Kat: The White Yaksha, Sakata Gintoki.
Rebel R,Kat: The White Yaksha
Rebel L,Kat: Sakata Gintoki
Kat: The Rampaging Noble, Katsura Kotaro.
Rebel R,Kat: The Rampaging Noble
Rebel L,Kat: Katsura Kotaro
Kat: The Kiheitai Commander, Takasugi Shinsuke.
Rebel R,Kat: The Kiheitai Commander
Rebel L,Kat: Takasugi Shinsuke
Kat: The Loud Fellow, Sakamoto Tatsuma.
Rebel R,Kat: The Loud Fellow
Rebel L,Kat: Sakamoto Tatsuma
Sak: That's weird!
Sak: One of those is not like the others!
Sak: These four men would later
Sak: come to be known as the "Generation of Miracles."
Gin: I don't remember ever being called that!
Kat: However, it was only by luck that our names were recorded in history.
Kat: In truth,
Kat: there was another hero.
Kat: In our shadows was a man who fought to keep the battle in our favor,
Kat: a key figure who assisted us from behind the scenes.
Kat: A nameless hero unbeknownst to all.
Kat: And indeed, the organizer of this reunion:
Kurokono,Sign: Kurokono Tasuke
Phantom R,Kat: The Phantom Fifth Man
Kat: The Phantom Fifth Man, Kurokono Tasuke.
Phantom L,Kat: Kurokono Tasuke
Gin: Hold it right there!
Gin: I've never heard of that guy!
Gin: Actually, I have, but in another anime!
Kat: I see.
Kat: Kurokono Tasuke is a man of legendary status.
Kat: It wouldn't surprise me if someone made an anime ripping him off.
Kurokono,Sign: Kurokono Tasuke
Gin: We're the ones doing the ripping off!
Sak: Actually, I'm the same as you. I can't even remember his face.
Sak: After all, he was a man who worked exclusively behind the scenes.
Sak: I retain no impression of the kind of man he was
Sak: or the kind of stuff he did.
Sak: What a guy.
Gin: What part of that makes him a hero?!
Gin: If anything, his lack of presence is what's heroic!
Sak: But considering he called us to a reunion,
Sak: we'd better remember something about him or things will get awkward.
Sak: As such,
Sak: let's plunge into a flashback arc before he shows up and see if we recall anything.
Reunion,Sign: Joi Rebels Reunion
Gin: We're entering a flashback just so we have something to talk about at this reunion?!
Gin: What kind of setup is that?!
Gin: Did this guy even exist in the first place?!
Kat: He did.
Kat: Kurokono certainly did stand on the same b*ttlefield as we did.
Kat: He was a master of assists.
Kat: Given the way he worked,
Kat: if we think back to incidents where we got help at the perfect time,
Kat: we should be able to remember.
Kat: Oh?
Kat: Something's coming to me!
Kat: I'm starting to remember...
Sak: Really, Zura?
Kat: I believe that was...
Kat: Right, it was at the height of the Joi w*r.
Kat: During a match with the powerhouse Joi High, with the Inter-High victory at stake.
Gin: No way that's right!
Gin: Why were you playing basketball?!
Kat: I wasn't.
Kat: Back then, I'd ignored the coach's repeated orders to cut my long hair,
Kat: and had been benched as punishment.
Gin: That wasn't my point!
Gin: I'm asking you when you had the time to play basketball!
Kat: Long-haired and powerless, all I could do was
Kat: cheer my teammates on from the sidelines.
Gin: Just cut your damn hair!
Gin: Actually, go fight in the w*r!
Kat: I was so powerless, I chilled my Pokari to the point that it froze,
Kat: leaving me unable to even quench my thirst.
Gin: For a benchwarmer, why were you so enthusiastic about chilling your Pokari?!
Gin: Thought you were on a picnic?!
Kat: With my throat parched and my body and soul worn out,
Kat: I thought I was done for.
Kat: But that's when...
Kur: Want some?
Kat: The man who, by a misdirection,
Kat: to assist me with a Pokari perfectly chilled to a sherbet state...
Kat: was Kurokono Tasuke.
Gin: You call that an assist?!
Gin: I'm willing to overlook the basketball,
Gin: but at least make him assist you on the court!
Kat: That Pokari tasted especially divine.
Gin: All you did was drink Pokari on the bench!
Gin: You call that a flashback arc?!
Kat: No, it wasn't just the Pokari.
Kat: Like I said, he was a master of assists.
Kat: I remember him being louder than others while cheering, too.
Sak: Louder?
Sak: Rebound!
Sak: Nice shot!
Sak: Zura, that was me.
Kat: Huh? Is that so?
Gin: Why were you in the basketball game, too?!
Sak: Oh, that wasn't during the Joi w*r.
Sak: The w*r had ended and people were feeling down,
Sak: so we decided to play basketball for a change of pace.
Gin: You guys were doing stupid crap like that when everything was in tatters?!
Sak: That aside, I'm pretty sure Kurokono...
Kat: Did you remember something?
Sak: Right.
Sak: It was at the height of the Joi w*r.
Use,Sign: In Use
Sak: Back then, I was desperately trying to remove the aliens from the interior ministry.
Gin: What kind of Joi w*r is that?!
Sak: I was young and stupid.
Sak: I hadn't realized
Sak: that starting wars was easy, but cleaning up the mess was much harder.
Gin: Hey!
Gin: Why are you making such a big deal over the lack of toilet paper?!
Sak: I'd mouthed off about rebuilding the country, but I lacked the means to do so.
Sak: My foolishness had left me in despair, but that's when...
Sak: I saw it.
Sak: It felt like everything had been washed anew.
Gin: Pokari again?!
Gin: You've been talking about nothing but Pokari the entire time!
Gin: Don't tell me you used that to wash!
Gin: You used Pokari?!
Sak: Oh, that's right.
Sak: While I was in the bathroom,
Sak: I passed by a man.
Sak: That must've been...
Gin: It's just Zura from before!
Sak: Oh, so that Pokari really was yours?
Kat: Yeah.
Kat: I'd drunk too much chilled Pokari and upset my stomach.
Sak: Ah. That's one mystery solved.
Gin: What happened to Kurokono?!
Gin: Forget about basketball and Pokari!
Gin: Don't you have any memories of being saved on the b*ttlefield?!
Kat: On the b*ttlefield?
Kat: Oh, there was that one time!
Kat: Don't you remember it, too?
Kat: The rearguard battle on Mt. Eiroku!
Kat: As our forces numbering less than took on the Bakufu army a thousand strong,
Kat: we received information that , Amanto were marching toward our rear.
Kat: We were left with no option but to retreat,
Kat: and the unit Gintoki and I were in
Kat: was chosen as the rearguard to let the rest of us escape.
Kat: When we took up that responsibility, we were prepared to die.
Kat: I don't remember what happened after that very clearly.
Kat: I just cut down the enemies in front of me as I ran and ran.
Kat: Next thing I knew, I lay collapsed in the middle of the forest.
Kat: Having a parched throat felt strange.
Kat: Knowing I was breathing felt strange.
Kat: Shedding tears from my eyes felt strange.
Kat: But now I understand.
Kat: I was simply happy.
Kat: Happy that I'd managed to survive with my friend.
Kat: And that
Kat: Pokari was being sold there.
Gin: Where did the Pokari come from?!
Gin: Why is there a Pokari vending machine on the b*ttlefield?!
Gin: Did that really happen?!
Chill,Sign: Chilled
Gin: "Damn, what a ripoff,"
Kat: muttered Gintoki.
Gin: Muttered, my ass!
Gin: "I only have , yen,"
Kat: muttered Gintoki.
Gin: This is no time to be buying Pokari!
Gin: Run away!
Kat: "I have , . I'll get two bottles, so gimme that , .
Kat: You can pay me back the yen later,"
Kat: I muttered.
Gin: "But I paid for Yakulk the other day.
Gin: So , yen should be enough,"
Kat: muttered Gintoki.
Kat: "But Yakulk is yen for a five-pack, and I only got one of those.
Kat: divided by is yen, and , minus is , yen, right?"
Kat: I muttered.
Gin: "Does that include tax?"
Kat: muttered Gintoki.
Gin: Enough already! This is taking too long!
Kat: We decided that I'd pay there and Gintoki would pay me , yen once we got back,
Kat: but my condition took a turn for the worse once we got back to camp.
Gin: You're still going?!
Gin: How long is this story?!
Kat: With my consciousness gradually fading, I saw the faces of the men I'd protected.
Gin: Oh, so he'll show up now, right?
Gin: Kurokono Tasuke's finally gonna show up, right?!
Kat: I searched for the words to say to them,
Kat: but all I could manage was...
Kat: Gintoki made me pay him yen for a Yakulk the other day.
Kat: Did he make you guys pay, too? It wouldn't be fair if I was the only one who had to pay.
Gin: Enough about that already!
Sak: What?
Sak: He took yen from me. Did I only owe yen?
Gin: What the hell are you talking about in the middle of a w*r?!
Gin: What's going on?!
Kat: You were ripped off, Sakamoto!
Kat: Damn Gintoki.
Kat: He said he was treating us, but he intended to rip us off all along!
Gin: I have no idea what you're talking about!
Gin: I don't remember that at all!
Bo: You...
Gin: Oh, I see.
Gin: So the one who cleared my good name was Kurokono...
Tak: As if he'd ever do something like that.
Tak: I was the one who treated you to Yakulk.
Tak: He didn't pay for anything.
Gin: It was you?!
Kat: There you have it.
Kat: Gimme back my , yen.
Sak: Gimme back my yen.
Gin: This is the ending you arrived at?!
Gin: What about Kurokono?!
Bo: Just pay us back already!
Gin: Screw you!
Gin: I told you, I don't remember this!
Gin: As if he would treat anyone to Yakulk, anyway!
Gin: I'm done with this shitty reunion!
W: Excuse me, sirs.
W: Your friend has arrived.
All: H-He's here!
Gin: We haven't remembered a thing,
Gin: but Kurokono showed up at the reunion already!
Gin: I-I just remembered I had something to do.
Gin: I'll be back later.
Sak: Where do you think you're going, Kintoki?
Kat: We're not letting you get away!
Kat: The Pokari money...
Sak: The Yakulk money...
Kat: Gimme back my , yen!
Sak: Gimme back my yen!
Gin: That's what you're worried about?!
Gin: Who cares about that right now?!
Gin: Kurokono's almost here!
Gin: A really awkward reunion's about to begin!
Kat: We're not falling for that.
Sak: This has gone on for ten years. We're settling the score right now.
Gin: What kind of pathetic lives have you guys led for the past ten years?!
Tak: Talk about a rowdy reunion.
Tak: Relax.
Tak: Kurokono's not here yet.
Tak: For this reunion to begin,
Tak: and for you to welcome the phantom fifth man,
Tak: don't you think you're one member short?
Gin: Y-You're...
Kat: It can't be!
Tak: That's right.
Tak: I'll simply destroy
Hen: this awkward reunion.
Hen: Time out! I was kidding!
Hen: It's just a reunion joke!
Hen: Spare my shins, 'kay?
Gin: We stake our lives on our jokes, too.
Gin: Are you sure?
Gin: Are you okay with that being the last joke you ever tell?
Kat: Wait.
Kat: If memory serves, you're Takasugi's...
Kat: No, just a random lolicon—
Hen: I'm not a lolicon. I'm a feminist.
Hen: Actually, no.
Hen: I'm the Kiheitai's strategist, Takechi Henpeita.
Gin: Kihentai?! Did Takasugi send you to spy on us?!
Hen: I'm not a pervert. I'm a feminist.
Hen: Please wait.
Hen: While it's true that you and Shinsuke-dono are currently enemies,
Hen: our general is not boorish enough to ruin a gathering of his
Hen: former comrades over a personal grudge.
Hen: I'm merely here to relay a message from him.
Gin: Don't tell me he got invited to the reunion, too.
Gin: Nobody would talk to him even if he came!
Gin: He'd spend all night on his phone, and that'd be that!
Hen: He deeply regrets not being able to attend.
Hen: After all,
Hen: Shinsuke-dono and Kurokono-dono were so close,
Hen: it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call them best friends.
Gin: R-Really?
Gin: He had a best friend?
Hen: Knowing you all, he figured you wouldn't remember anything,
Hen: so he entrusted me with a letter.
Gin: A letter?
Sak: From him?
Kat: To us?
Hen: He hopes that it'll help jog your memories at least a little.
Gin: F-For real?
Gin: So he remembers Kurokono?
Sign: The Yakulk at this reunion's on me, too. Drink with Shirako all you want.
Tak: The Yakulk at this reunion's on me, too.
Tak: Drink with Shirako all you want.
Gin: Who the hell is Shirako?
Gin: He got his best friend's name all wrong!
Gin: Also, is he still holding a grudge over the Yakulk thing?
Gin: Did he really write this?!
Hen: Oops.
Hen: Sorry, wrong letter.
Gin: I knew it!
Gin: Takasugi would never write something like that!
Hen: If I recall correctly,
Hen: he couldn't attend the Kiheitai's New Year's bash,
Hen: so he sent this letter along with tons of Yakulk and shirako roe.
Gin: So it was Takasugi?!
Gin: Even there, he's buying people Yakulk?!
Gin: He's become a Yakulk character with that face?!
Gin: No way!
Hen: My apologies.
Hen: There's indeed no way Shinsuke-dono would write something like this.
Hen: This is the actual letter.
Sign: There's Yakulk in the fridge. Please save one for me.
Tak: There's Yakulk in the fridge.
Tak: Please save one for me.
Gin: Nothing's changed!
Gin: Forget Kurokono, he's talking about nothing but Yakulk now!
Gin: This is a joke, right?
Gin: Tell me it's all a joke, Barney!
Hen: Oops. Wrong letter.
Hen: I think this is the note he left the Kiheitai
Hen: when he had to travel for a few days recently.
Gin: Deny that Takasugi wrote this!
Gin: You okay with this? You're okay with this guy being your general?
Hen: My apologies. This one really is the actual letter.
Note Center,Sign: Rest in peace, my comrade
Tak: Rest in peace, my comrade.
Hen: I shall take my leave now, then.
Gin: I-I have no idea what this is supposed to mean!
Gin: Pokari and
Gin: "rest in peace"?
Gin: What does it mean ?!
Gin: All he's done is make things more complicated!
Gin: Would he give it a rest with his pretentious bullshit already?!
Sak: Wait, Kintoki.
Sak: This Pokari...
Sak: I... I see.
Sak: Whenever Zura and I tried to remember Kurokono,
Sak: we kept getting distracted by Pokari, but...
Kat: We weren't on the wrong track!
Kat: Our past with Kurokono really was linked...
Bo: ...to this Pokari.
Gin: What're you talking about?
Gin: Don't tell me, you remembered everything?
Gin: Thanks to this Pokari?
Gin: You've gotta be kidding me.
Gin: How could this...
Preview,Sign: Preview
Kat: Next week, the game with Joi High finally reaches its conclusion!
Gin: Die.
Kat: Takasugi's Emperor Eye activates!
Gin: Drop dead!
Sak: Wasn't it Emperor's Sty?
Gin: Shut it!
Sign: A Reunion Also Brings to the Surface Things You Don't Want to Remember
Gin: Next Episode:
Gin: "A Reunion Also Brings to the Surface Things You Don't Want to Remember."
text r: Next episode, the Generation of Miracles'
text l: past is revealed, and...
text r: Having taken his sweet time,
text l: Kurokono Tasuke arrives!
07x06 - Arriving Late to a Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter
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