03x33 & 03x34 - Predict Ability/Driving Ambition

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles

♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪

- ♪ In the Loud house

♪ In the Loud house

- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪

♪ Is how we show our love

- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ One boy and ten girls

♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪

- ♪ Loud, Loud, Loud

♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Lori Loud
putting on the 18th hole.

If she sinks this,

Royal Woods will
beat Hazeltucky

for the fourth year in a row.

[drum roll]

♪

[cheers and applause]
- Yes!

- Nice game, Loud.

I don't know what
I'm gonna do next year

after you graduate.

You have been the heart
and soul of this team

for four years.

- [laughs softly]
Thanks, Coach Hutch.

- Speaking of next year,

you still got your eyes
on Fairway University?

- Yes.
It's literally my dream.

I'm just not sure I have
the grades to get in.

- Well, I think you have
the golf skills to get in.

As a matter of fact,

I've invited Coach Niblick
from Fairway to come

watch your next game.

- [honks]

- [laughs]
I'll take that as a thumbs up.

- Fairway University
boasts a tradition

of academic excellence,

and a golf program as old
as our great nation.

At Fairway,
we live and breathe golf

24/7.

- And the cubed root
of 64 is...

- Four!

[all gasp]

- [sighs]
Doesn't it look amazing?

You know what the best part is?

It's only a few miles
outside the city,

so I'll be close to Bobby.

- Well, this calls
for a celebration.

I'll make a cake--no, wait.

Par-faits.
[laughs] Get it?

- Good one, Dad, but let's not
get ahead of ourselves.

The coach is coming
to watch my next game.

If he offers me a spot,
then we can celebrate.

Can you imagine?

My life is literally
going to be perfect.

First, I'll graduate
from Fairway,

then Bobby and I
will get married,

and he'll take care
of our kids,

all 11 of them,
while I travel the world

on the
professional golf tour.

[rousing music]

crowd: [chanting]
Lori! Lori!

- Lori? Lori?
- Huh? What?

- Lori, I was just thinking.

How about I be your caddy
for the big tournament?

- Aww, that's so nice
of you, Lincoln.

What's the catch?
- No catch.

I wanna learn to caddy.

Rusty did it last summer and
made a ton of money in tips.

So, what do you say?

- Sure, why not?

Just be careful with the clubs.
They used to be Pop Pop's.

[crash]

- [sheepish laugh]
Oops.

[grunting]

- Okay, let's get this
practice under way.

Lori, you're up.
- [grunts]

- Lincoln, my driver, please.
- I thought I was your caddy.

- No, I mean the club
called the driver.

- Ah.

- That's a putter.

- You didn't tell me
it was hiding.

[crowd gasps]

Take a mulligan.
Try again.

We'll call that a warm-up shot.

- [yelps]
[crowd gasps]

[ball thunks]
[man groans]

- What is up
with my game today?

- Aww, don't worry
about it, champ.

Just keep a cool head.

[upbeat music]

♪

- [inhales]

[chomping sound]
[screams]

♪

- [screams]

- [screams]

- [grunting]

[angry grunting]

[sighs heavily]

[groans]
Nice going, Lori.

- Uh, everything okay, Lori?

- No, it's literally terrible!

My whole future is riding on
this huge tournament tomorrow,

and my game is falling apart!

There's too much pressure!
[hyperventilates]

- I can help!
- I can help!

- [sniffs]
Really?

- Yeah, I'm used to dealing
with pressure in sports.

- Same with me and pageants.

- And me with gigs.
- Wow.

That would be awesome,
you guys.

- Sweet.

Let's hit the golf course
right now.

- [sighs] We can't.
It's closed.

- [loudly]
I've got an idea!

- Lincoln, you're shouting!

- Ah, that's better.

- [inhales, exhales]

[club thonks]
[man groans]

See?
I can't even hold the club.

My hands are too sweaty.
- I know that life.

I remember the end of my
last hoops tournament.

It was a tied game
with one second to go,

and it was all up to me.

The sweat was
flowing like Niagara.

Fortunately,
I had my secret w*apon.

Talcum powder keeps
your palms cool and dry.

[epic music]

[crowd cheering]

I made the shot.
We won the championship.

I was a hero.

- Wow, that really helped.

Thanks, Lynn.

Too bad it doesn't
do anything for my shakes.

- I got this one.

Used to be,
whenever I took the stage...

[crowd clapping]

There was a whole lot
of shaking going on,

but I got it under control
with a mantra.

Don't fret.
Just play your set.

[applause]

[heavenly harp music]

♪

Whoo!
[cheers and applause]

[crowd gasps]

- How about,
"Don't overthink it.

Relax and sink it."

[inhales]
Don't overthink it.

Relax and sink it...
[gasps]

It's working.
No more shakes!

[heartbeat thudding]

Now I just need to stop my
heart from beating like crazy.

- I can relate.

There I was,
about to perform

at the Little Miss
Cheese Curd Pageant.

My heart was going
a mile a minute,

but I was able
to calm myself down

by using 4-7-8 breathing.

Breathe in for four seconds,
hold it in for seven,

then breathe out for eight.

[crowd cheering]
- Cheese!

Cheese!
- Yes!

- [inhales, exhales]

Wow, that does help.

You guys are the best.

- Now, let's see you
put it all together.

- [inhales, exhales]

Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it.

[rousing music]

- Whoo-hoo, Lori!
- Yeah!

- You did it!
- Good job, Lori!

[all chattering excitedly]

I'll get the ball.

Whoa--help!

[crowd cheering]

- This is Coach Niblick
from Fairway University.

- Uh...
[honks]

- I think that means
she's excited to meet you.

- Right back at you, Lori.

Say, here's a little
something from Fairway.

Look forward to
seeing you play today.

This could be the start
of a bright future.

Future, future, future...

- Babe, you still
wearing that old visor?

I thought it brought back
bad memories.

- [screams]
Who are you?

- [chuckles]
Very funny, babe.

We've only been
married 28 years,

I'll never forget
the day we met--

right after you blew
that golf tournament,

didn't get into Fairway
and broke up with that guy.

What was his name?
Bee-bop-bear?

Ah!
[whimpers]

- Uh, Lori?
You okay?

- Oh, yeah.
I'm fine.

- Ooh, I got that.

- [gasps]

[heartbeat thudding]
Stay focused.

You can do this.

Talcum powder.

More.
More!

[coughs]

Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it.

Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it!

Don't overthink it!
Relax and sink it!

It's not doing anything.

- Breathe.
- Right.

Right.
2-3-4 breathing.

[inhales, exhales]

[inhales]
Ugh, it's not working.

Wait, was it 7-8-9?

[inhales]

[panting]
Oh.

[whimpering]

- Eh, she'll be okay.
Just a few jitters.

[chuckles]
You can do this, Lori!

[uneasy music]

[whimpers]

- Come on, Lori!
- Send it for a ride, Lori!

♪

[all yelp]

[woman yelps]

[cow moos]
[car alarm trips]

- Oww!
[crash]

[somber piano music]

- [sobbing]

- Aww, come on, Lori.
It's not all bad.

At least, uh,
we're getting a nice walk in.

- [bawls]

- Sweetie, what's going on?

- If I blow this match,
my whole future is shot,

so of course,
now I'm blowing it!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't be so hard
on yourself, honey.

Look, life
doesn't work like that.

You get plenty of chances.
- Yeah.

And if you don't
get into Fairway,

something else will work out.

You're a terrific person,

and you're gonna have
a terrific life.

- [sighs]
Do you really think so?

[sniffs]
Thanks, you guys.

Lincoln, my 9 iron, please.

I've got
a tournament to finish.

- You know what?

I think a pitching wedge
might be better for this hole.

- Hey, you're getting good
at this.

- [yelps, grunts]

[drum roll]

- [inhales, exhales]

[upbeat music]

♪

Yes!

♪

[crowd cheers]

Yes!

[crowd cheers]

[disappointed sigh]

- That was an amazing comeback.

- Thanks, Mom.

Too bad Coach Niblick
didn't see it.

But you guys were right.

I'll be okay,
even if I don't go to Fairway.

- Who says you're
not going to Fairway?

- Coach Niblick?

I thought you left
because I was such a disaster.

- Well, I was going to leave,
but you broke my windshield.

[truck beeping]

But I'm glad I stayed.

Lori, you're a great golfer
who doesn't give up,

just like George Washington!

I am officially
offering you a spot

on Fairway's golf team.

- [honks]

- That means she'll take it.

- And Mr. and Mrs. Loud,

I'm officially offering you

the bill for my windshield.

[both honk]

- Hey, that's where
she gets it from!

- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house

- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ Loud house

♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy

♪ Chaos with 11 kids

♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud house