01x11 - Arcade Mania

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Steven Universe". Aired: May 21, 2013 - January 21, 2019.*
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Tells the coming-of-age story of a young boy, Steven Universe and his friends—in the fictional town of Beach City.
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01x11 - Arcade Mania

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♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪

♪ we'll always save the day ♪

♪ and if you think we can't ♪

♪ we'll always find a way ♪

♪ that's why the people ♪ ♪ of this world ♪

- # believe in... # # Garnet #

- # Amethyst # # and Pearl #

♪ And Steven! ♪ S01xE11 - "Arcade Mania"

Shh. This way.

Ugh. Steven! This is a stealth mission.

You're making too much noise! Take off that jacket.

Uh, but I don't want to catch a cold! Then why are you still wearing sandals? I can be quiet! See?

Stealth.

We're getting close. Come on, then.

Amethyst!

Steven! It wasn't me!

Amethyst, you're making me look ba... Steven!

Stealth!

Steven! - Steven! Stay back.

Come on, poofy. What about Garnet?

Come on, poofy. What about Garnet?

Go, Garnet! Go!

Wow.

She's so fast! Garnet, you're amazing!

How'd you even do that? Look. The little ones didn't explode!

They're drilling away! I got it!

Let them go. They're just parasites.

If they want to be a problem, they'll have to answer to me.

So cool! I swallowed a rock.

We all worked so hard, we deserve a reward.

Sounds like you have something in mind.

I'm taking you guys to the best place in beach city

... Funland Arcade! Do we have anything else to do?

We don't. Uh, don't you need money for that place? Oh, don't worry. This one's on... m-e-e-e-ee-e-e!

Welcome to a wonderland of fun-tronic game-ventions!

Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time.

Pearl! Huh?

Pearl, come on! You'll love this game!

If you say so. "Road k*ller"?

Yeah! Pick the car you like. Then just go for it!

W-which one of these buttons is my turn signal?

None of them. Have fun!

Vroom, vroom! k*ll the road! O-kay...?

This is skee-ball. Roll the ball into the hole, and you can even win tickets for prizes.

Whoa! Onion's the ticket master!

Cool. All right. Good luck.

Teens of rage! Garnet, this game is perfect for you!

You seem like a Joe Rock kind of gal.

His special move is forward, forward back, top towards half circle, medium kick... Oh, wait. Maybe

that's an aerial move! Just punch, and you'll be fine. Come on, chump!

I did it. Uh... let's try something else.

O-o-okay! This is a game you can actually punch!

Come on, give it the best shot, kid!

Tell my wife I'm sorry! I win again.

Uh... Um... Uh, how 'bout that one? Meat beat mania!

There's no v*olence in this game. Just shake the meat to the beat!

Are you ready? Let's meat it!

Shake it! Shake it! That's it! Well done!

Keep it up! Now you're cooking! Ooh, tasty! Keep it up!

Awesome!

Garnet, you're so good at this! Whew!

I wonder how the others are doing. You're horrible!

Stop saying that! Uh, having fun?

Why am I doing so badly?

I haven't crashed into anything. You're supposed to crash into everything. What?! That's horrible!

you're horrible! Amethyst!

What are you doing?! I'm-a win a airplane!

That's cheating! You're gonna get us in so much tro...

Hey! Do you guys know what happened to Teens of rage?

Let's r n! This place is f n!

Let's run! This place is fun!

Pearl, we're leaving! Good!

You're fantastic! Garnet, we're leaving!

What happened to punch buddy?

Who did this to you?! Uh, see you at home!

So, w-what's today's mission? I hope it's... fighting... a giant... foot! If we're supposed to fight a

"giant foot"... Garnet would let us know.

Yeah. Garnet's the boss. Well, we're all a team.

Garnet just has heightened perception that guides us towards our mission objectives.

Yeah... She's the boss. So, where is she?

F-fighting the foot? She's not "fighting the foot."

You know Garnet goes off on missions without us all the time.

She's probably doing something very important.

Oh, wait, Steven! I just remembered ...

Garnet had a special mission for you.


Really?! Yeah! She says, um...

"you have to slam your face into that bowl of cereal." Okay.

Good job, Steven! You stopped the foot!

There is no foot! Not anymore.

Ugh! Well...

...now that that's done, time to comb the beach for quarters with my... metal mutt!

Silver dollar? Useless! Come on.

This better not be another cat.

Double dogs!

Quarters!

Help!

Steven!

It's the little guys!

They're everywhere! Why didn't we see this coming?!

We need Garnet!

We don't know where she is!

Meat beat mania!

Steven, where are you going?! Huh?

Garnet! You got to come quick! Whew! Garnet!

Those little guys are back, and ... and they're a problem!

Whoa. Wh-o-o-a-a! I've never seen anyone get this far!

B-b-but you gotta get back and help the others!

Uh, Garnet? Garnet, come on!

Garnet! Hey!

This is serious! Pearl and Amethyst are in trouble!

Garnet, why... are you... so... hard... to climb?! Garnet!

That's rare! Oh, my gosh!

I'll save you, Garnet!

Well done! Tasty! Now you're cookin...

Meat the beat! Time to turn up the heat.

The rhythm has her. The only way to defeat... the beat... is with meat. A new cook has entered

the kitchen.

I have to win!

Let's meat it! Prepare your meats!

Shake it! Tenderize!

Shake it! Tenderize!

Player 1 wins!

You're toast, player 2.

Eat it up!

- A player 2 barbecue! Aw, no!

My last shot!

Let's meat it! Rack those ribs!

Spice it up! Thrill is in the grill.

You're toasted.

This... is... it!

Player 1 wins! You're toast, player 2.

I can't do it! Garnet, snap out of it!

What's wrong with you?! You've got to stop playing this horrible ga-a-a-me!

Steven! Garnet!

You won. Huh? Huh?! It was you!

You've been breakin' my games!

Pearl! Amethyst!

I can help, too!

Oh, no! No, no! Don't you go flippity-floppin' out of here!

Yeah!

I'm working! See?

Hmm?A quarter! Now you're cookin'!
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