Are you ready, kids?
[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, Captain!
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
Under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow
And porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense
Be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck
And flop like a fish ♪
-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
-Ready?
[all] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
[laughs heartily]
[plays fluty tune]
[yawns]
[clears throat]
-Hey, Patrick.
-Hey, SpongeBob.
-All ready to go jelly fishing?
-Nope.
Just kidding!
[laughs]
I see you've even
brought your double net!
Yep! It's three times as fun.
Uh, Patrick,
don't you mean twice as fun?
-What is?
-You're... never mind.
Ooh! SpongeBob, that reminds me.
We should probably check
the weather report before we go.
Good idea.
[TV] And now, the weather!
Here we go.
Thank you, Phil.
Today's weather forecast
calls for...
a horrible storm will
ravage the Bikini Bottom area.
[both] A horrible storm?
You heard me.
Panic is not advised,
although it is recommended.
Also, an advisory
has been issued
to avoid any and all
jelly fishing if possible.
Patrick, help me get
these boards nailed up.
SpongeBob, this seems like
a strange time
to start decorating.
Start dec--?
You, sir, obviously do not
recognize fine decorating
when you see it!
Admire it later, Patrick.
We've gotta get my house
converted to a shelter
capable of withstanding weather.
You can say that again.
-Actually, I can't.
-Why?
Because I just stepped
on one of these nails!
[hums]
Gotcha!
Now, just one quick
flick of the wrist and...
[screams]
Violin!
Whew! Nice work, buddy.
Now my house can withstand
anything nature has
to throw at us.
I guess Squidward's
not part of nature.
Squidward! Did you come to
weather out the storm with us?
No! I... What storm?
The one Phil Prafloonsner
told us about.
-Who's that?
-The weatherman on the news.
I can't understand
a word you're saying.
Come on, Squidward.
It'll be fun!
While the elements rage outside,
we'll snuggle in here and pass
the time by playing board games,
playing Tic Tac Toe,
and drinking hot cocoa,
and playing Tic Tac Toe,
and doing jigsaw puzzles,
and watching TV,
and drinking hot cocoa,
and doing jigsaw puzzles,
and playing board games,
and drinking hot tea.
-I thought it was cocoa!
-Oh, yeah. Hot cocoa...
-We'll be drinking.
-That's better.
Well, I think I'll pass.
Even if I let you borrow my
huggly, snuggly bunny slippers?
Hmm.
I'll have to think about that.
OK! But you better think fast.
Patrick here really loves my...
[thunderclap]
Squidward! Welcome back!
Here's your slippers.
[thunderclap]
There. That's better.
What's better about it?
I liked it better before,
when I could see!
The lights went off.
Yes, they did.
When you turned them off!
-SpongeBob!
-Patrick, what is it?!
I never realized how delicious
your hot cocoa is!
Oh, thank you, Patrick.
Oh, boy. How about some of
those games you promised?
[thunderclap]
OK, boys. Let's roll to see
who goes first.
This is Tic Tac Toe.
You don't roll to see
who goes first!
He's right. You play
rock, paper, scissors for it.
Oh, yeah.
One.
-Two.
-Three.
It's a tie.
Darn it!
[all] One, two, three!
Darn it! Ooh!
I'll get you next time.
One, two, three.
-Tie.
-Darn it!
-One, two, three.
-Tie.
-Darn it!
There! I win, see?
[both] Hmm.
I'm not seeing anything there.
Yeah, looks like a lot of junk.
What do you mean
you're not seeing anything?
There's three in a row
right here!
Tic Tac Toe!
Easy, friend.
Yeah, relax, Squidward.
We're just here to have fun.
Oh, OK. Yeah, OK. Here we go.
-Congratulations, Squidward!
-Well played.
Come on, Patrick. You can do it!
-Be the puzzle piece.
-[groans]
Cannot... complete...
jigsaw... puzzle.
Difficulty level too advanced.
Rate... of... brain...
activity... increasing...
aging process... by years...
per second.
Come on, Grandpa.
You can do it.
You've got a few good years
of life left in you.
Eh?
[chants] Go, Patrick, go! Go,
Patrick, go! Go, Patrick, go!
Go, Patrick, go! Go, Patrick,
go! Go, Patrick, go!
I told you creatures I was
trying to take a nap over here.
Now, for the last time,
can't you just...
Hang on. Patrick was
just about to figure out
where the last piece
of this puzzle goes.
-Weren't you, Patrick?!
-Who's the green guy?
It's the last piece
of the puzzle!
There's only one place
it can go! Right here!
[gasps]
Squidward, it wasn't your turn.
That's cheating!
Cheating?! It's a jigsaw puzzle!
You can't cheat!
Oh, it's OK.
We'll just start over.
I gotta get out of here!
[thunderclap]
Oh, welcome back, Squidward.
We were right about
to start figuring out
where this first puzzle piece
goes.
Oh! Maybe Squidward
can help us--
-No, he can't.
-Please, Squidward?
-No way.
-Please?
I have an even better idea.
-What is it?
-Yeah, tell us!
[both] Tell us! Tell us!
Tell us!
Shh! Quiet time.
It's a game called Boundaries.
Ooh! Ooh!
Yes, Patrick?
Ah, will there be
any spelling in this game?
-Oh, no. No spelling.
-Yes!
It's very simple.
The object of the game is to see
how long everyone
can leave Squidward alone.
Until the storm passes,
he will stay inside boundaries
he defines with chalk lines
on the floor.
-I have a question!
-What?
Where are you gonna get
the chalk?
I brought some.
[thunderclap]
[chalk scrapes]
[sighs] Brilliant work as usual,
Squidward.
Now, all I have to do is
sit here
until this storm blows over.
[stomach growls]
Wait a minute! I'm starving!
SpongeBob's gotta have
some snacks in here somewhere.
Ah, jackpot!
Meow!
[laughs] I bet you wish
you had some of this, don't--
Snail food?! [screams]
I gotta find some real food.
Maybe in the kitchen.
Halt! Nobody is to cross
this boundary!
I'm the one who drew this line
you're not supposed to cross.
If you drew it, let me see
your identification papers.
Identifi... Fine!
When this storm is over, you're
gonna regret this, mister.
What? I don't have them!
They must be in my other pants!
If you just let me cross,
I can go and get them.
Please, I promise I'll...
You may be telling the truth.
Oh, thank you!
Thank you, thank you!
-I'm so hungry I--
-But then again, you may not.
Come with me.
We shall find out the truth.
That'll be the day!
[blows whistle]
Stop that cephalopod!
[shrieks]
Please! I just wanna get back
onto my side of the boundary!
This I cannot allow!
It is against the rules!
But all I wanted
was something to eat!
Did somebody say
"something to eat"?
[both scream, crashing]
My food!
Your food?
Hey! I want some too!
[all make monkey sounds]
[barks]
[grunts]
[growls]
[both growl]
Is this really
what we've come to?
Is one little storm all it takes
to turn us
into complete animals?
Apparently so.
Well, that and a refrigerator
full of food, anyways.
Hey, did you hear that?
Oh. It's just Patrick
gnawing on his can.
No, not that!
I mean from outside!
-I don't hear anything.
-The storm must have stopped!
-Squidward, wait!
-Whoo-hoo!
So long, suckers!
[screams]
Ah, curse you, Prafloonsner.
And good riddance.
Next time, read the sign
about our mandatory
"side of fries" policy!
Another bright-eyed,
bushy-tailed customer.
-I...
-Wanna stop spending money here?
Don't worry. I'm not gonna keep
you from doing what you want!
Give him a Krabby Patty
with the works!
-I'm not hungry!
-[laughs] Oh, that's funny.
I'll think about that one
while you buy some kelp soda.
Boy! You're doing it all wrong.
Here, take this.
Now you can flip two patties
at the same time,
-do twice the work.
-[gasps]
-Mr. Krabs, you're a...
-Genius? Perhaps.
Or maybe I'm just a little off.
Wow, if only I was a little off.
Are you gonna let me out
of here? Help!
[gasps]
Formula! Blasted flimsy nails!
How am I supposed to hide
my formula in this nonsense?
Ah, well.
It's the life I chose to live.
Did you see that?
Yeah, Krabs hides his formula
under the floor. So what?
So everything!
That means I know where it is!
Doesn't mean you can get to it.
What kind of wife...
We'll see about that.
[laughs] I knew this baby
would come in handy.
-Uh-huh.
-Turn on the navigation system.
Let's get this show on the road!
Dig meters, then turn right.
[laughs]
At this rate we'll have
the formula before you can say--
Barnacles! Now what?
It appears we've stumbled
into a mishap.
Now we're stuck between a rock
and a hard place, literally.
Well, let's just dig deeper
and go around it.
The only problem with that--
Shh! Can't you see
I'm concentrating?
Yes! You see what happens
when you let me make
my own decisions?
Now maybe we'll get some--
[screams]
What happened?
Well, right before you started
making your own decisions,
I was about to say
we're digging right above
an underground cave.
The majesty!
I've never seen such beauty.
[cries]
Sob, sob, cry, sob.
It's such a shame
no-one else can see it.
[cries]
Plankton, I think I know how we
can push Krabs out of business.
We'll lure the customers
underground
with this gorgeous scenery!
Karen, please. I'm trying
to process my emotions!
Karen! I think I know how we
can push Krabs out of business!
We'll lure the customers
underground
with this gorgeous scenery!
-Man, I'm good.
-[screaming]
Cave dwellers!
[creatures growl]
Whoa!
Get back!
That's better!
From now on,
you shall be my minions,
servants to follow
my every order.
I decree this kingdom
to be called the Chum Caverns!
And may the people of
Bikini Bottom shudder
in awe of its majesty.
[laughs maniacally]
Hurry up, Mom!
I wanna see the Chum Caverns
before the line gets too long!
Never you mind, Suzy.
It's already too late for that.
[screams]
You know, this stuff
is hideously inedible.
But your decor is so amazing, I
can't resist spending my money.
[screams]
Two orders of Chum Nuggets,
please.
[screams]
That certainly is Chum.
And such steamy Chumminess
deserves recompense.
Oh, I'll take that.
Eat your twisted, blackened,
money-grubbing heart out, Krabs.
I'm even profiting off
your most loyal ally.
[expl*si*n]
I'm running out of space
for this stuff!
Got an empty safe
I can borrow, Krabs? [laughs]
But seriously,
this is getting really heavy.
Patrick,
isn't this place amazing?
[babbles]
Here's your Chum Nuggets, buddy.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Your Chum Kebab!
Uh, I guess you don't come down
here for the food anyway.
You come down here to admire
the splendor
of the Chum Caverns.
That and the gift shop.
That's right, Patrick.
The gift shop!
[both laugh]
Yeah, baby!
I've got Cavern Fever!
Where have you been?
What's that thing on your head?
It's a stalag-miter.
Available exclusively
at the Chum Caverns gift shop.
How dare you spend all the money
I don't pay you
at my arch rival's!
Boy, Plankton's really
cleaning up down there.
Which means the only way
to pick this business up
is to run it into the ground.
Another order of Chum Balls.
Huh?
Krabs? What are you doing here?
I'm here to steal back
my customers.
With the savory flavor of
a Krabby Patty. Now go get it.
Krabs, you can't just
slither down here
and steal all my customers.
-It's unethical.
-Unethical?
This is all perfectly legit.
I call full drilling rights.
Sea turtles! He called it.
He always was good
with legal jargon.
Alright, Krabs.
If you think it's fair
to undercut my business,
then I'm gonna undercut you!
[screams]
[laughs]
How does it feel, Krabs?
Being in the hole, so to speak.
Not well, I'd imagine. Now hold
still so I can bury you.
Not if I bury you first!
Eh?
[groans]
Fine, Krabs. Have it your way!
[gasps]
We're trapped, trapped,
trapped, I tell you!
This is all your fault. I ought
to boil and butter you for this!
Plankton, I don't think
you grasp the severity
of our situation.
We're trapped down here,
as in... there is no way out!
Ha! There may be no way out
for you, Krabs,
but you needn't worry about me.
My diminutive stature allows me
to slip through rubble
with ease.
I can't make it! We're doomed!
Uh-huh. That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
[both cry]
Comfort me!
[both cry]
[both cry]
Look at us, old, gray.
Nearing the end.
Say, Plankton, if we ever make
it out of here with our lives,
let's agree to work together.
You're right, Krabs. Let's bury
the hatchet now and forever.
We have a deal.
No more bickering.
No more skullduggery
of any kind.
Yeah. Hang on a minute.
Don't you hear that?
[drilling]
Surprise!
You found us, boy!
I should pay you for this.
Or just pay me
for the job I already do.
Hey, Plankton, we're free!
Where'd he go?
I'm way ahead of you, Krabs.
[laughs]
You better not be trying
to steal my formula!
I am, and I will!
But what about our deal?!
What? We're still
working together. Come on.
You're helping me steal
your formula.
That's it! Just wait till
I get my claws on you!
Now to get that formula!
[all scream]
Satisfied with yourself,
Plankton?
Now you've trapped us all
underground.
At least we're in
a good restaurant.
c*ptive customers. I should have
thought of this sooner!
But without Squidward I'll need
someone to work the register.
[screams]
06x25 - Pineapple Fever/Chum Caverns
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