-Are you ready, kids?
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain.
-I can't hear you.
-Aye, aye, Captain!
Oh...
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
Under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow
And porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense
Be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck
And flop like a fish ♪
-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
-Ready?
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
[captain laughs]
[piccolo playing]
[ocean waves crashing,
seagulls calling]
Get up, Patrick! It's time!
[groans] Time for what?
The big shindig, remember?
No. Besides,
I don't really think
my shins should be involved.
They're a bit flabby today.
That's shindig, buddy.
We're spending
a day at the beach
in honor of our best friendship.
The beach?!
Just you and me?!
So, am I ready for the beach,
SpongeBob?
Uh, sure.
A little sunscreen,
and I'm sure you'll be fine.
I'm spending the whole day
at the beach
with my best friend.
[groans, grunts]
You're hurting me.
Guess what?
[sighs] What?
I'm going to the beach
with my best friend!
-[sing-songy] Oh, bus driver?
-What?!
OK, out of everyone on this bus,
guess which one
is my best friend?
I don't care.
You know what this situation
calls for, Patrick?
A few verses of
the "Best Friend" tune.
♪ Best friend... ♪
Ow.
Hey, wait! This is not our stop!
Oh, how are we gonna get to
the beach now, Patrick?
We don't even know where we are.
I knew it. We've been abandoned!
No! No, no, Patrick!
No one's ever gonna
find us out here!
[both wailing]
A little help, brah?
Look, Patrick, we made it!
Hey, best friend...
check this out.
It's a small plastic disc
that you throw.
Small plastic disc
that you throw?!
I love playing small plastic
disc that you throw!
I do, too, buddy.
If only small plastic disc
that you throw
had a shorter, catchier name.
Oh... Oh! How about "small
plastic disc that you toss"?
Perfect!
Now run along, Patrick,
and I'll toss it to ya.
Ready?
[laughs]
[chuckles] That's why
they call it a sandwich.
[gags]
[ding]
I got it! Whew!
Wasn't that cool, SpongeBob?
I can assure you
that was not cool.
Look at what you've done.
Your buffoonery has destroyed
the lifeguard tower.
Why don't you find something
to do that's less obnoxious?
-Like what?
-I don't know.
Go play in the sand
or something.
Oh, I don't know.
Playing with the sand
sounds pretty boring.
Nonsense, Patrick.
There are plenty of fun things
to do in the sand.
We can draw or practice
our cursive writing or...
Boring, SpongeBob, boring.
I know.
We can make sandcastles!
That sounds un-boring.
No one's ever been annoyed
by a sandcastle. [laughs]
Nothing quite like the joy
of sandcastling, eh, buddy?
How you doing over there?
Everything's dandy
in Patrick's kingdom.
Oh, a structure like that
can't protect a king
and his subjects.
Here, let me help you.
First, you should
start all over.
Oh, what are you doing?!
You destroyed my castle!
I'm just trying to help, buddy.
Well, I don't need any help.
Here are those architectural
plans you requested.
Why, thank you.
Here's a little something
for you.
I suppose I should just tend
to the affairs of my own realm.
And I'll start my making
a queen to rule by your side.
Now we're even.
Alright, Patrick,
have it your way.
You keep to your territory,
and I'll keep to mine.
[grumbling]
This will show SpongeBob
he's not the only one
who can build a castle.
Let's see SpongeBob
destroy this castle!
I'd better build a wall
just in case King Pinky
gets any funny ideas.
Oh, sir,
you built onto my side.
So?
So you don't do that!
There.
That restores the integrity
of our shared border.
You tyrant! You did it again!
I'll show you what for.
Wh-Wh-What for what?
[yells, grunts]
Now we're even. Again.
OK, Patrick, I can accept that.
No more destruction
from this point forward, OK?
OK, back to square one again.
[saw buzzing]
Aha!
[plays note]
I hereby propose
a non-aggression treaty
to end hostilities
between our two kingdoms.
Patrick, by signing
this historic armistice,
you have brought peace
to our lands.
May your kingdom prosper.
That went well.
What are you doing?!
What about the treaty?!
This treaty ain't worth
the sand it's printed on.
Oh, is that so?
Well, if you think you can
take down this castle,
my answer is, bring it on!
[laughs]
-[coughs nervously]
-[horse neighs]
Patrick, I'm trying to be
the nice guy here, OK?
Let's call
this silly business off.
No way! You started it.
Fine, have it your way!
[laughs] Whatever. [gasps]
Oh, no. No, no, no!
[gasps]
[descending whistle]
[laughs]
[blows loud notes]
[soldiers yelling]
Oh!
[shivering]
Oh, hello...
and good-bye.
[soldiers scream]
-Aha!
-[screaming]
Come on!
How you like them apples?
[smashing, soldiers yelling]
[Patrick laughs]
You'll never win!
Do you hear me?!
[airlock hisses open]
Uh-huh, mm-hmm.
Well put, General.
We'll create a surprise
military diversion
and break through enemy lines.
What say you?
Yes, we shall ready ourselves
immediately.
How you like me now?
I like you this much.
[stomping]
[SpongeBob screams]
Feel me!
[quavering]
Patrick.
Patrick, are you OK?!
[weakly] Question is...
Will you be?!
[screams]
[laughs]
No fair!
All's fair in love and w*r,
my friend/enemy.
Or should I say my friendenemy?
[beep]
-[electronic device trills]
-Let's have some real fun.
[yells]
What was that?
Come on.
We gotta get out of here.
Grab the children!
[all screaming]
[gasps]
Oh, yeah?
Two can play at this game.
[rumbling]
Jumping jellyfish! Wow!
[laughs]
I wasn't gonna do this,
but you've left me no choice.
[gasps]
[with British accent]
Oh! Let's beat it, dude.
[laughs]
Huh?
[groans]
[groans] What happened?
I'll tell you what happened,
Patrick.
I got carried away.
Me, too. Was it worth it?
No. No, it wasn't.
What started out as a fun dream
turned into a horrible,
brutal nightmare.
As the winds of time change
the silvery sands of these dunes
to a new landscape,
so let us hope that
our own winds of change
will change our spiritual dunes
to a landscape of peace.
Oh, buddy,
let's never forget this lesson.
And let's also not forget
who's gonna clean this place up.
[SpongeBob and Patrick
groan in disgust]
Better get started.
You've got a lot of work to do.
Bet I can clean up
faster than you.
Oh, yeah? Bet you can't.
-Yes, I can.
-No, I can.
-Oh, I can!
-I can!
-Oh, look at this!
-Hey! Hey!
[teeth chattering]
-[loud banging]
-[gasps, pants]
[silence]
-Whew!
-[loud smashing noise]
[glass shattering]
[teeth chattering]
-[dialing]
-Hello? Hello!
Huh? The line's been cut.
Barnacles!
[loud smashing noise
continues outside]
Guess I'd better take a look.
-Who's there?!
-[glass clattering]
-Stay back! I'm armed.
-[glass shattering]
Whoa! Whoa!
[grunts and groans]
-[glass shattering]
-[grunts]
[chattering]
Ah! Wind-up novelty teeth.
How did you wind up down here?
[laughs] Oh?
What the heck is going on
with my fancy boot?
Hey, knock it off!
Alright, I warned you!
[yells]
You're a dirty fighter.
Yeah, I got ya now.
Hi-yah!
[Gary meows]
Gary? No!
[pail rattling]
Gary!
[gasps]
[muffled meowing]
[coughs]
Whew! Thank goodness.
For a minute there,
I thought you were hurt.
-[cracking]
-[yowls]
[shattering]
[squishing]
Gary, I-I've broken your shell.
[yowls]
[heart thumps]
[teeth chatter, wails]
Oh, no, you're in pain!
Don't worry.
I'll make it better.
[wails]
Sorry. Not better.
Oh, I know. Here.
Just use a little tape
and there you go.
Good as new.
Um... Well, that's alright,
because we'll find
a new shell for ya.
-How about this?
-[Gary meows]
Yeah, you're right. Too gaudy.
No, too last season.
I need that.
Ah-ha-ha-ha! Look, Gary.
Here, try this on for size.
[groans]
Of course it's a shell.
Oh, come on.
Don't look at me like that.
[slurping sound]
[meows]
OK, you're right,
it's not a shell. Hmm. Oh!
[robotic voice]
Greetings, Earthling.
I am SpongeBob.
I come from the future.
[robotic laugh]
I bet this'll look great.
Ew. I can see why
snail shells aren't clear.
Hmm.
-[groans]
-Here it is, Gary.
Your new shell!
Oh, you look ready to ride.
"Shell Spiffy."
Great idea, Gar.
I'll order you a new shell.
Are there any you have
your eye on, old buddy?
-[meows]
-Oh, page .
Here it is. Wow!
"This stylish, fully insulated,
dual-coat, ceramic shell
comes equipped with a*t*matic
restroom facilities standard.
And for the affordable price
of just $ , . ?!"
Isn't there a place where
I can get a quality shell
without spending a fortune?
[meows]
"Commercial?" What commercial?
Uh-oh, now look
what you've done.
You've broke
your snail's shell again.
Yeah. Now what do I do?
You come on down to
Angry Jack's Shell Emporium!
I'm so angry about
my massive inventory
that I'm slashing prices
like crazy!
$ . buys
this refurbished shell,
and I'm angry about it!
Or what about this one?
Brand-new plastic shell,
super-gloss coat, only $ . !
Hey, get those numbers
out of my face!
Did I mention I'm angry?
The wife's gone for good,
so I'm gonna sell, sell, sell
all these shells,
shells, shells!
So come on down
to Angry Jack's now!
And remember, I'll match or beat
anyone's advertised rage,
or your shell is absolutely...
Hey, what are you doing
in my commercial?
Oh, sorry, Angry Jack.
Gary here needs a new shell,
and we knew
you'd help us find one.
Hey, shouldn't you be
yelling at me right now?
Nah. I just do that to make
my commercials louder.
And louder is
the same as better!
Now let's see if I can't
get you into a new shell.
Hmm... there she is.
There you are, little guy.
[meows]
Oh, it's perfect!
Just like the old one,
eh, buddy?
Now it really looks
like the old one, eh, buddy?
[meows]
Hey, accidents will happen.
Why don't we try this one on?
Ooh, that's nice!
Love the pattern.
We'll take it.
But first, I gotta make sure
it's battened down.
We don't want this one
slipping off, eh, buddy?
Oops. Hey, what about that one?
Sorry, Jack.
Hey, how much is that one?
Why don't you just
hold your snail?
I'll take care of the shells.
-Good idea, Angry.
-So, how do you like this one?
Well, it certainly is shiny.
It's our most reflective model.
Oh, that is bright.
Can't... see.
Oh! What was that?
Excuse me.
[shells shattering]
Why... can't... I... stop...
breaking... shells?! [screams]
[shells shattering]
Whoops.
Say, Jack, I don't suppose
you have any more to show me?
I do have one more available.
It's the only certified
indestructible shell
I've ever seen,
but I'm sure you'll find a way.
Wait, wait, wait!
Before we do the hand-off,
let me take a few
precautionary measures.
OK, first, shoes are tied,
hands are dry...
And now a thick layer
of bubble wrap.
[crinkling]
You, um, you sure you don't
have any more in the back?
The back?
There is no back anymore.
Yeah, but look at
the bright side.
I reduced your inventory for ya.
Reduced?
You destroyed everything!
And now...
you're gonna have to pay!
Are you really angry,
or are you just
trying to sound louder?
I'm really angry!
And I demand immediate payment!
-Take it. It's all my savings.
-This?
This isn't enough
to replace my fortune!
I'm gonna need more.
Sorry, that's all I got. Honest.
No, it's not.
You got two arms and two legs,
don't ya?
-Yeah.
-Give me one of each.
OK.
I'll also need
some internal organs.
[heart beating]
And an eyeball.
And your clothes.
Oh, Gary,
how I wish your shell could
grow back like my appendages.
Hey, I got an idea!
[meows]
Oh, Gary, it's not that bad.
Square looks good on anybody.
[cries]
Oh, who am I kidding?
It looks terrible on you!
[cries]
I know, Gary,
I ruined your life!
Do you have to rub it in?
[both sobbing]
Hey, what's with
all that sniveling?
Mr. Krabs.
What are you doing here?
I'm just... Oh, well,
um, never mind that, boy.
What's your problem?
I destroyed Gary's shell.
And now I can't
find a replacement.
So I guess he'll just live
the rest of his days
as a lowly slug!
[cries]
[meows]
There, there, boy. There, there.
Not that bad.
I'm sure you'll
think of something.
Mr. Krabs, perhaps you could
help me find
a new shell for Gary.
Well, I'd be honored to help
you and your sniveling snail
during such desperate times.
Cos I love helping others,
by helping me-self.
-Now, how much you got?
-Nothing, Mr. Krabs.
-I'm broke.
-Oh.
I see.
But wait, Mr. Krabs.
If you help me get Gary a shell,
I'll work for free
for the rest of the year.
Only if I can cut
your health benefits for you.
Deal!
[teeth chattering]
[whimpers, gasps loudly]
Oh, another bad dream.
[screaming]
Mr. Krabs?
[meows]
Oh, sorry, Gary. I'm not
used to your new shell.
[hinge creaking]
[shuddering]
-[teeth chattering]
-SpongeBob, my boy,
I need to borrow a blanket.
There you go, Mr. Krabs.
Thanks, boy-o.
Now I'm all toasty.
[sighs]
I guess all's shell
that ends shell.
Huh, Gary?
[laughs] That's a good one!
Gary?
Gary? Gary?
06x21 - Sand Castles in the Sand/Shell Shocked
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.