-Are you ready, kids?
-[kids] Aye-aye, Captain.
-I can't hear you.
-Aye-aye, Captain!
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
Under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow
And porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense
Be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck
And flop like a fish ♪
-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
-Ready?
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
[laughs]
[plays flute tune]
[snores]
-Unacceptable!
-Pearl!
My friends'll be here
in minutes for my party
and you're laying around, in
your tighty-no-longer-whities.
A man works hard all week to
keep his pants off all weekend.
If you trusted me,
you would leave for the night!
[laughs]
You made cork rinds
come out my nose!
-Dad!
-Look.
I'll stay upstairs
in my room and not interrupt.
-You promise?
-I promise.
-Goodnight, Daddy.
-Goodnight, sweetie!
Dad!
Oh, hi, Pumpkin!
I was setting out refreshments
for you and your friends.
Crackers and tap water?
You are the cheapest crab alive.
Now, don't say that. Here.
-Would your friends like pizza?
-Well, yeah. Yeah, we would!
OK. You can have
your allowance early.
-Ketchup?
-See?
You put it on the crackers
and mamma mia!
You got-a one-a spicy pizza pie!
Mmm. Mmm?
OK, OK. I'm going.
-[knocking]
-Oh! Oh! [giggles] They're here!
Hi! [giggles]
-[knocking continues]
-Dad!
-Just putting up house rules.
-"No dancing."
"No loud music after . ."
"No touching the root beer
cellar."
And the most important one
of all...
No boys allowed!
-Isn't it glorious?!
-[door shuts]
Sweetie?
You accidentally locked
the door.
You're not coming back
in this house
until after my slumber party
is over.
[gasps] This is mutiny!
What are you going to do about
it? Take away my allowance?
Here you go!
Open this door, or I'll...
You want to stay here?
At my house?
With me?
What do you say, boy?
[squeals with delight]
Slumber party!
Maybe I should just sleep
under the highway.
We can stay up
really, really late
and tell ghost stories
and trade socks.
Is that what girls do
at slumber parties?
No, they invite boys over
and destroy the house.
-They what?!
-You know how girls are.
Uh, SpongeBob, do you know
anything about girls?
Ah! Do I know any... [laughs]
No. But Gary does.
Meow.
We now return to tonight's
scary movie,
"Slumber Party Zombie Attack."
-Pillow fight!
-[giggling]
That tickles! Missed me.
[gasps] Look what they're doing
to that man's house!
-Mr. Krabs, it's only a mo...
-Quiet, boy.
Boys are here!
Hi, girls. I brought
my destructive friends.
Nice to meet you.
Ha! Destroying other people's
possessions is fun.
[screams] Turn it off!
Turn it off! I can't take it!
I don't think
this is the scary part yet.
[tires squeal]
I said, turn it off!
Gosh, Mr. Krabs. I never knew
you were scared of zombies.
Not zombies, you barnacle brain.
[whispers] Teenagers.
Zombie teenagers?
No! Pearl
and her no-good friends.
They're probably destroying
my house right now.
Like this! "Oops!"
"I don't care. It's not mine."
"Look! One of the homeowner's
most prized possessions."
-"La dee da."
-Mr. Krabs...
"Ooh, this'll be fun to destroy!
Whee!"
-Now do you get it, boy?
-Oh, I do, Mr. Krabs.
It must be horrible to invite
people into your home
and have them treat your
property with little respect.
That's what teenagers do!
Do you want this to happen
to my house?
Gosh, no, Mr. Krabs!
Get into Pearl's party and find
out what they're doing.
Leave it to me, Mr. K.
I've got the perfect disguise.
[giggling, chattering]
-[knocking]
-Hello?
Hi. I'm here
for the slumber party!
Do I know you?
My name is, um, Girly Teengirl.
Uh-huh.
And I just moved here from,
um, Far Away Ville.
I know it's you,
SpongeBob SquarePants.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Aah!
You were sent to spy on me
by my dad.
Get him, girls!
Aah!
[weeps]
I'm so moving back
to Far Away Ville.
Who the heck is that?
I don't know,
but she is uh-glee!
Now to put on that disguise
I told you about. Ta-da!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
You are one-of-a-kind, boy.
[knocking]
-Pizza delivery.
-We didn't order pizza.
You didn't?
[whispers] Tell 'em
it's from me.
Your dad sent it.
It's already paid for.
I'd sooner believe space aliens
sent me a free pizza
before I'd believe my dad would.
Now, who are you?
Um... Hey!
[gasps] SpongeBob!
They're on to us, Mr. Krabs!
-Drive!
-Right, boy.
[tires screech]
I wanted to come with you,
Mr. Krabs.
-Get him!
-Whoa!
Oh, big surprise.
Dad was too cheap
to buy real pizza.
What's taking SpongeBob
so long?
I'm getting tired
of looking through his stuff.
-[knocking]
-Hello? Pizza!
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
I failed you.
-I know, son.
-Uh, Mr. Krabs, that's my eye.
And it's ice cold too.
You should've been back here
in minutes or less.
[chomps]
-[knocking]
-Who is it?
Piano repair man.
-[quiet muttering]
-OK, we'll be right out.
Mr. Krabs, it's working.
Have it back by tomorrow, OK?
Maybe we should leave them
alone, Mr. Krabs.
They seem pretty trustworthy.
You get into that party
or you're fired.
Yes, Mr. Krabs.
Whoever could it be this time?
It's me, SpongeBob SquarePants.
Can we talk, Pearl?
Whale to Sponge?
Hold the boiling oil.
[grumbling]
What do you want, SpongeBob?
Oh, please let me stay
at your party!
Oh, please, oh, please, oh,
please, please, please, please!
-Please!
-No.
Give me one reason
why I can't stay.
I can give you a hundred
million billion reasons.
I only asked for one.
Reason number one.
You're just like my dad.
Really?
A no-good, dried-up,
old fuddy-duddy.
So, if I prove I'm fun,
can I stay?!
Sure, SpongeBob.
If you can prove you're
the most fun person
on the planet
in the next ten seconds,
you can stay.
I only need eight.
Whoo! Party! Crank it up!
Five seconds.
These old newspapers
are confetti in fun hands. Whoo!
I'm allergic to newsprint.
Ooh! Ow!
Two seconds.
[laughs]
-Aah!
-[thud]
OK, OK. I got to admit,
that was kind of fun.
-I think he's hurt.
-He's not hurt.
[moans]
-See?
-Maybe he's a zombie.
If he comes back as a zombie
and eats my brain,
I'm totally not going to be
your friend any more.
Ooh.
Mr. Krabs's root beer cellar.
Fun.
We now return to
"Slumber Party Zombie Attack."
-Aah! A zombie!
-[groans]
This movie isn't all that scary.
Yeah, that zombie
looks totally fake!
[creaking]
[garbles]
[all] Aah! Zombie!
Fun!
Aah!
Zombie juice!
Aah! Run!
Aah!
[garbling]
[garbles] Who wants to dance?
No! I already have
a zombie boyfriend.
Let's boogie. Whoo!
[screaming]
What in Neptune's toupee
is going on here?
[gasps, screams]
Me knick-knacks!
[screams] Me root beer!
Me pile of old newspapers!
[sobs]
I was maybe going to read
them some day.
I knew I shouldn't have trusted
you.
Trusted me?! Your employee
destroyed this house.
-The only boy at the party.
-SpongeBob?!
Well, Mr. Krabs,
you know how boys are.
[chuckles] Ow!
It's your fault my party
is ruined!
And now my friends
have Zombie Shock Syndrome!
I'm too pretty to be a zombie!
We were fine with a nice,
simple slumber party,
but now it's going to cost you.
Cost me what?
-[hisses] Money!
-NO!
-Everyone having a good time?
-[crowd] Yeah!
Well, you can all thank my dad
for making this possible.
Thank you, Daddy!
[all thank Mr. Krabs]
You're welcome, sweetie!
Oh, this is so expensive.
You're not allowed any closer,
sir.
Mr. Krabs, I think I know
what will cheer you up.
[grunts]
A mug of ice-cold root beer!
No, SpongeBob, that doesn't
cheer me up at all.
[foghorn blasts]
Bikini Bottom Pet Show today!
Good thing I put those notes
there. I could've forgotten.
And I wouldn't wanna do that!
Cos the Bikini Bottom Pet Show
is where you gotta go
to see the best pets in town!
Not that any other pets stand
a chance against my buddy, Gary.
He's the bestest pet
in the whole world!
Love you, Gare-Bear.
Uh-oh. The show starts
in an hour!
Hey Gar, time to... Gary? Whoa!
Gary! Gary? Gary? Gary?
Looks like another beautiful
day here in Bikini Bottom.
Gary?!
Gary? Oh, hiya, Squidward.
Whoa!
Gary!
Gary? Gary?
Gary, there you are!
What are you doing here
when today is the day
we get to show everyone else
you're the best pet
in the whole world!
Now for a quick checklist.
Let's see.
Eyestalk reflexes. Check!
Slime viscosity.
Hi, Squidward!
Ready?
-Hi, again, Squidward!
-Yello.
Check. And last but not least,
a quick undercarriage check.
[hisses]
Oh, OK.
Maybe we better skip that one.
Let's see.
Yep, that about does it.
Good thinking, buddy.
I'll carry your shell!
[barking, meowing]
Stand up straight. Posture
is everything in appearance.
Roll over.
Your newly trimmed hairstyles
highlight your regality.
Huh. People sure seem to treat
their pets differently here.
That's a good boy, Foo-fee.
Look at your luxurious mane.
Every self-respecting snail
has one.
Luxurious mane?
Reow.
Ah, yes. How could I forget?
Accessories!
Your diamond-studded leash.
I always use an old rope.
I guess that's not good enough.
There's the cherry
on the beauty cake,
the glossy painted shell.
And last but not least,
well-maintained oral hygiene.
Just look at your pearly whites.
-Uh, Gary?
-Meow.
We'd best run along, Foofs.
Your pedicure
is in half an hour.
Pedicure? Ooh. I didn't realize
how much went into this.
-Meow.
-Don't be so protective of me.
I know I've been a horrible
parent, but no longer!
From this moment on forth
I vow to give my Gary
the utmost in empty frivolity!
To live by the standards
of snail grooming
set forth by that guy!
-What's up?
-No, not you!
OK.
Enough dilly-dallying.
We gotta get down to business!
-Meow.
-Hold still, Gary.
-[hisses]
-Come on, buddy!
Ah! There!
Oh, you're like
a little cuddly present.
[laughs]
[sighs]
And the piece de resistance...
...glow-in-the-dark paint.
Hey, where you going?
Gary, wait! We gotta go back
to the pet show!
-Meow.
-Because!
We have got to show those
other pets
that we're just as fancy
as they are!
Oh, come on, Gary.
Don't be this way.
I'm doing it for YOU, not me.
Meow.
That's what I like to hear.
Because now I can bring
this out!
Your very own studded collar,
with two rows of diamonds.
Here, try it on.
Now let's get back out there
and knock 'em
out of their shells!
-Meow.
-Hey, SpongeBob, what you doing?
Patrick! I'm so glad
you happened to show up.
Help me...
[unintelligible whispering]
-[hisses]
-Gary, stop it!
I'm only doing this
cos I love you..
Gary, look! It's him!
Come now, Foof,
keep your tail up, up, up.
Hellooooo!
Sorry to bother you.
I want your opinion on my snail.
[chuckles]
My boy, you don't seem
to get it, do you?
There's only one way to prove
your pet's beauty,
by winning in the pet contest!
But I wouldn't bother.
Seeing as how Foo-Fee and I have
won for the past five years.
[chuckles] Oh, well, enough
mingling with the common folk.
Let's go win our medal, Foof.
This is it, Gary.
This is our time to shine!
Wow, Patrick.
There's a whole lot of
pet loving going on here today.
Yeah, you and Gary
don't have a chance.
Excuse me, sir,
but all non-pet owners
must remain behind this rope.
Now what am I gonna do?!
I'm all alone behind this rope!
-I'm right here.
-You don't understand!
You'll never understand
what it's like to be alone
behind the rope!
-[wails]
-Don't worry, Gary.
He'll be back in time
to see us win first place.
Now, let's go scope out
the competition.
There it is, Mrs. Squiggles.
Your new hairdo.
There you go, Muffsies.
Aw, isn't that cute?
[growls]
Poor Muffsies.
Those shades slipped
right off your little eyes.
Luckily I brought an extra,
smaller pair.
Huh. Maybe you need
some shades, huh, Gare?
[growls]
Silly boy, you're not supposed
to eat the leash.
Come on, buddy.
-Now, let's try this cape.
-[sighs]
Boy, these pets
are gussied up today.
Maybe you need a top hat or
something to class it up a bit.
Gary?
Oh, thanks for reminding me.
I didn't know your collar
was loose.
Now, let's go get
that top hat, buddy.
There you go.
[defeated meow]
All right, let's see. Uh-huh.
Decent stalk length.
Good hinge action.
Ah, Foofie.
Excellent brow stretch.
Well-defined eyelid
capillaries.
Foofie is looking
as good as ever, Charles.
Why, thank you, sir.
OK, let's have a look-see,
shall we?
Ah, yes, good spacing
on the larynx.
Nice gastric chamber.
-All within breed description.
-It's in the bag.
Now, if we could just check
the undercarriage.
[screams]
[all gasp]
Gary, no!
Gary! You spit him out
right now!
I'm sorry,
he usually only bites me.
[meows, garbles]
[garbles]
[all garble]
[garbles angrily]
[wails]
[all wail]
Muffsies... You look angry?
What's going on?!
[all growl]
What a hideous display.
At least I know you'd never
behave like all these heathens.
Right, Foofie? Foofie?
-[growls]
-Foofie?
[fearful muttering]
[garbles]
No, Muffsies! No!
[screams]
Wait... Wait...
[screams]
[squeals]
[screams]
[angry yelling, grunting]
Foofie, what have you done?
What's this about?
Does anyone speak snail?
I speak a little bit, sir!
I know what they are saying!
They are saying, "Owners,
owners, owners, owners, owners,
please, please, please, please,
please, don't be this way."
They are saying they don't want
this type of pampering.
They want to be treated as
companions, not dress-up dolls.
They don't want
scratchy outfits.
They want to be scratched.
They are protesting
the indignity of wigs
and jewel-encrusted collars!
They want to be free
from superficial
and degrading pageants
like these!
[pets growl]
You were trying to tell me that
all along, weren't you?
[meows]
Well, I won't
let it happen again.
Well, I think we can all agree
that this year's Groomer's Cup
goes to...
SpongeBob and his wonderful pet!
[applause]
Did you hear that, Gary?
They're rewarding you
for standing up
and speaking out
against injustice!
Maybe these pageants
aren't so superficial after all.
What are you talking about?
The snail didn't win.
I was referring
to your other pet.
He's SO adorable!
[woofs, pants]
06x10 - The Slumber Party/Grooming Gary
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.