[Thunder crashing]
[Drilling, sawing]
[Electricity crackling]
It's alive!
[Thunder crashes]
[Laughs evilly]
[Smooch!]
[Laughs evilly]
Whoo-hoooo!
Yaaaaay! Aaaah!
Arrgh!
That tree just came out of...
Ohhh, man!
sh*t! She's not br...
All right, now.
Let's... f*ck it.
You were driving!
[Cries]
Time to make the donuts.
[Zipper opens]
Egh!
Eghh!
And soon it'll be
time to glaze them.
Bop it!
Twist it!
Pull it!
Bend it!
Flip it!
Extend it!
Load it!
What?
Load it!
Cock it!
[g*n cocks]
Read it!
"Your target is
Senator Carlton McDougall.
The th floor of
the Gilmore Building
will provide an unobstructed
vantage point..."?
Memorize it!
Burn it!
[Breathing shakily]
Aim it!
k*ll it!
k*ll it!
k*ll it!
Squeeze it!
I can't. I can't do it.
Squeeze it!
Squeeze it!
[g*nsh*t]
Aahhhh!
God, help me.
b*at it!
Hoof it! Book it!
Who are you?!
What are you doing?!
Fake it!
I-I was playing with my toy.
I-I-I want my mommy.
Why is your toy smoking?
End it!
Kid!
Gimme that Bop lt! Kid!
Let me go!
Is the mastermind
behind the assassination
in the courtroom today?
Zip it!
[Spectators gasp]
[Zipper opens]
Suck it.
Damn it!
From the makers of
"Les Misérables"
comes another story of a
prisoner in need of redemption.
♪ Have mercy, my Lord ♪
♪ I'm not a man of v*olence ♪
♪ I stole Big Macs
to feed my family ♪
Silence!
♪ From this day on,
to bring you shame ♪
♪ Your crime, Hamburglar,
shall be your name ♪
Nooooooooo!
♪ Yes, that's your name ♪
♪ There's no way
to escape this ♪
♪ And you're
French Fry k*ller ♪
♪ And you're the
Nugget r*pist ♪
A poultry in need of hope.
TOGETHER: ♪ By the time
this day ends, this one will do nicely ♪
♪ 'Cause a bird on the grill
is worth two in the hand ♪
♪ You're supposed to be a
friend to all in McDonaldland ♪
♪ You're a food that I serve
fried to billions worldwide ♪
♪ So you kinda shoulda
seen this coming ♪
TOGETHER:
♪ By the time the day ends ♪
Nooooo!
Every performance riveting.
♪ I had a dream that
I would be more than
a nugget made for dipping ♪
♪ I promise I will
save your child ♪
♪ And keep her here
among the living ♪
♪ There's so much
hope in my heart... ♪
Uggh!
Oh, god!
[Sizzling]
Every line of dialogue sung.
Now, who will rise?
TOGETHER:
What?
[Clears throat]
I mean...
♪ Who will rise ♪
[townspeople cheering]
[Indistinct yelling, fighting]
[Slurping]
No! Please, stop sucking!
No, no, nooooooo!
Hah!
[Swords clinking]
Argh!
Robble, robble!
"Les Misérobble Robble."
The velociraptor cages are open!
[Australian accent]
They're the most dangerous
dinosaurs of all.
They att*ck in
coordinated formations.
My god!
Where did they learn that?
And a , , , !
First velociraptor... good!
Second velociraptor... yes!
Third velociraptor!
Third velociraptor?
Third velociraptor!!
Oh. Is that me?
Yes, Krystal.
You were late again.
Can someone get me a petrified
mosquito with the DNA
of a dinosaur with
some g*dd*mn rhythm?!
I'll learn it!
Yeah? You better.
Oh!
And, Bartholomew, save some park
engineer for the rest of us.
Do you want to
be fed to a T. Rex?
'Cause you look like a cow!
Why are you so mean?!
Ohhhh!
I'm mean?
Good one, Krystal.
Clever girl.
From the top, velocitards!
And now back to "You can't do
that on Flashdance."
[Dance music plays]
[Creak!] [splat!]
[Audience cheering]
[Siren wailing]
[Warbling]
Did you hear that?
[Laughing]
Easy, babe.
It's not ghosts.
We probably just
left the stereo on.
[Eerie buzzing]
Fine.
I'll check it out.
Whoa! Look at this!
They just float in midair.
They're so light... and tasty.
MS. PAC-MAN:
Don't you eat those demon pellets!
The ghosts are trying
to draw you in!
Babe, relax.
I'm in total control.
[High-pitched siren wailing]
[Wocka! Wocka! Wocka! Wocka!]
Pac!
Pac, open up!
Pac, baby!
I can't get in! Pac!
Aaaaaaah!
[Demonic voice]
There is no more Pac.
[Laughs evilly]
Stay away!
Aaaaaaaaaah!
[Pac-Man dying noise]
[Static]
[All screaming]
Never fear, for it is I,
Super Grover!
Rawr!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Rawr!
My god!
Blergh!
Who are you?
Dear god!
Please stop hitting me!
Ow!
My vag*na's about to splat out
an entire human being!
[Farts]
Ewwww!
[Farting]
Joseph!
Ughhhh!
Ugh!
[Static]
Hello, Dad!
Looks like you really
screwed the pooch, huh?
Well, at least you're still
in a good mood about things.
Oh, should I set you free?
Hmmm.
Nahhh!
You know, I always wondered
about that optical scanner.
I bet it unlocks
some really neat stuff.
[Singsong voice]
Only one way to find out.
[Beeping]
You were really onto something
with that cybernetic chicken,
but you always
lacked a certain vision.
[Chuckles maniacally]
[Sad music plays]
TV: Spectators have already lined
the runway in anticipation of
billionaire Thomas Tull's
return from deep space.
Breaking news
President Obama
has been taken hostage.
Details are still unclear, but w
[static]
Hello, America!
Very pleased to meet you!
Oh! What's my name?
My name is guy you're
going to pay $ billion!
[Muffled speaking]
The United States
doesn't pay ransoms,
not even for a President.
Oh, they might not
pay for a President...
No, no... but
how about all the Presidents?
What are you gonna do...
k*ll us?
Worse.
[Beep]
[Farts]
Ewww!
[Farting]
My god!
Don't do this!
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Pay the man!
Pay him whatever he...
[static]
Oh! What's my name?
Bawk-kaw!
[Whirring]
Bawk!
Bawk-bawk-bawk-ba?
Beh. Bawk-bawk-bawk-beh!
[Action music plays]
[Farting]
There's no plot.
It's just pop-culture
references I don't understand.
Make it stop!
Well, it's either this, or I
force you guys to do kind of
a human-centipede dealie.
I don't understand
what you mean.
No, no, I'm picking up
what he's laying down.
[Farting]
Ba-gawk!
[Neck cracks]
Well, well.
I wondered when
you'd join the party.
Dark meat, I need you!
What the f*ck
did you just say to me?
[Engine whirring]
[Robotic voice]
Bawk, bawk.
Oh.
That evil chicken's
name is "Dark Meat."
Winner, winner!
Chicken dinner!
Bawk, bawk, ba-gawk.
[Both squawking]
Bawk. Bawk. Bawk.
Bawk, bawk, ba-gawk.
[Gasps]
[Electricity crackling]
[Beeping]
[Whirring]
[Glass breaking]
Bawk, bawk, b...
Time for Plan "B."
I am morally opposed
to plan "B."
I am sexually aroused by all
this talk about plan "B."
You know, I figured...
Why stop with chickens?
Meet Cyborg Raccoon!
[Screeches]
Robot White-tailed Deer!
Robot Homeless Person!
#RoboHobo!
I've lived too long.
[Robotic voice]
I have no free will!
Ugh!
Ba-gawk!
[Crash]
Aaaah!
I don't wanna do this!
I have you now!
[Electricity crackles]
Bawk, bawk.
[Alarm blaring]
[Rapid beeping]
[Gasps]
Ohhhh!
Aaaah!
Bawk. Bawk.
Ugh! Ooh!
Baaawk!
Bawk.
Ow!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Aah! Ow!
So, uh, we still doing this
centipede thing, or what?
Well, looks like it's
time to farm the nuts.
Agggggggh!
No! Noooooooo!
Joseph!
No! No! Noooo!
[Crash]
♪ Bawk-bawk-bawk-a-wawk ♪
♪ Bawk-bawk-bawk-
bawk-bawk-bawk
♪ Bawk-bawk-bawk-
bawk-bawk a-wawk ♪
♪ Bawk-bawk-bawk-
bawk-bawk-bawk
♪ Bawk-bawk-bawk-
bawk-bawk a-wawk ♪
Stupid monkey!
07x19 - Chipotle Miserables
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American adult animated comedy with a series of pop-culture parodies about everything.
American adult animated comedy with a series of pop-culture parodies about everything.